Secrets thread

Should greentext that

I'd tell you to hire an exterminator and ditch the plastics lol. As for the rest;Good luck. You'd be on your own Friend or no,those are personal matters within your own ability and responsibility.

Sometimes I bump threads

I didn't go to see an allergist until fairly recently. Before that my GP had no clue what caused the vomiting. Not really "within my ability."

These were all close friends who had shown in the past they would be interested in something under different relationship/personal circumstances. That perspective may sound like I'm sharing blame, but I accept every bit of it and hate myself for it.

>be me 35
>managing a grocery store
>we hire this cute 15 year old red head to cashier
>she visits my office to ask how she is doing can improve etc. I tell her what I think but tell her she can get better feedback from the front end manager
>despite this she comes to my office nearly weekly.
>she starts asking personal questions like what I do in my free time etc.
> visits become more frequent
>we talk about mostly non work related stuff
>I notice her outfits get increasingly more revealing.
>she somehow gets my number and starts texting me
>texts me one day claiming a bad situation at home and she has no one else.
>I pick her up.
>she tells me she lied and just wanted to see me
>she puts her hand on my leg
>we kiss
>I tell her we cant do this
>she texts me every day
>one day I'm super horny and lonely
>I stupidly text her
>we sext
>she says let me sneak out I will be at your house in a few minutes
>apparently she found out I only live a few streets away
>she shows up and immediately goes to give me a blow job
>I cum and start to feel super guilty
>I just lay there and she starts to get mad
>she climbs on top of me and starts grinding on me
>my guilt quickly disappears
>I flip her over and start fucking her
>we finish cuddle for a bit and she goes home to sneak back in.
>this becomes a regular occurance.

When I was 15 I would tutor this 5th grade girl that lived a few houses down from me.
I flirted with her until she got a little crush on me and I talked her into giving me lap dances while we were in our underwear.
The most got from her were handjobs.

but to be honest I was kind of nervous to do more than that.
This went on for a year and then I told her I couldnt tutor her anymore.

Your dumb. But I guess we all are at 15. She totally would have done more

I agree
I regret not trying for more but I had that little ounce of fear.
but what I did get for that year was amazing

She has a boyfriend, I baby sit her kids most days. I compliment her on her outfits everyday, she is friends with the girl I am dating. There is sexual tension... How do I go about it? I'm stuck

Or, ya know, he had a fucking conscience.

Lol jk

when i was 14 I had sex with my dog on cam for runescape gold

There is no sexual tension, you just have autism and read favorably into every female to glance your direction. Grow up.

...........

I assume you're joking, but my biggest shame in life is that I experimented with animals around 12-13 years old. Got off with a cat on my chest. Dry humped our dogs. Penetrated our Quarterhorse. The funny thing is, nobody ever believes me when I tell them this, but it's the closest truth I've ever told. lol

Most people just can't believe things could happen outside the realm of what they've experienced. Even when they read about it in the newspaper.

shane dawson?

Greentext the horse one

Quick google search says that's some instagram dude. Did he fuck goats or something?

lol when i was 17 i was in a behavioral health hospital and one of the things we got to do was visit this farm that had animals and shit, when I was alone i gave one of the horses a blowjob until it got hard then i rubbed his dick on my ass, couldnt fit it inside me though. Something about huge horse cocks really turns me on also the dog i fucked was a pomeranian and i stuck my dick up its ass. Not even joking lol, years ago i would be ashamed to admit to all that but i don't really give a shit anymore

Saw UFO? Me too. What did you see?

i posted this before ..fuck it here you go
>be me a 12-13 years old in the 90s
>friend gave me nudes pics of 12 to 15 years old girls some from russia/ukraine/france and others in a floppy disc even named it "lil Chicks"
>jacked off to that for years
>CD Writer came nice copy all my floppy disc to
>the CD
>as years goes by and i completely forgot about it 2000/2004/2006
>we moved to our new home
>boxes everywhere
>my father found the CD called "lil Chicks" and see everything
>FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
>he gave me th "YOU SICK FUCK LOOKs"
>he was really mad
>i could not explained to him at first becuse i don't even remember this shit
>he did not talked to me for a month
>until i saw the pics my selfie fuck i remember that floppy disc
>finally i explained to him how that happened
>he told me i was planning to turn you in all that time
> i got off that weird part of my life

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>Be me, 12 or so, kissless virgin who has never so much as held hands before
>Biological father touched me and my sibling's naughty bits and left my life at four and ever since that point I'd had a pretty fucked up sexual maturation
>I'd been exploring with our rottweiler for a couple of weeks but was kind of getting bored with it
>Mom was a nurse and worked from 1pm to 1am most days so I was kind of a loner on top of being weird
>Usually used this time to masturbate endlessly to Monty Python VHS, but got it in my head to go out to the barn one night
> In the first stall we had an old Quarterhorse who was maybe 18 at the time and our most gentle horse
>Found a green lawn chair, positioned it, and the first couple of visits I just touched/smelled/kissed and eventually licked her
>Worked up enough courage within a couple weeks to finger and in short order my penis was involved.
>You'd be surprised how bumpy and nice it is
>No walking the dinosaur, but I do have a ranked League game coming up so I'm cutting this short
>After a couple of months of getting myself off with her I read a news report of a dude who got a disease doing the same and died
>Stopped promptly

Raped by a guy who was 20 years older than me, secretly enjoyed it.

I want to rape a femboy, just absolutely dominate him and use him.

when we and my best friend were freshmen in high school he came out to me.
He said he thought he was gay.
but wasn't sure because there weren't any openly gay kids at school.
He was scared what everyone would think and knew me being his best friend wouldn't judge him.
Me being the overly horny teen I was thought I could take advantage of this.

Told my friend that since he's my best friend, he could play with my dick to see if he actually like it.
Friend agrees and that was my 1st handjob.

Friend was gay after all

asl?

What? And that's all that happened?

Nice try FBI

>girl

I am a nigger

I unsubscribed to pewdiepie after the shooting in nz

Make a letter that says "do you like me?" with a yes box and a no box. tell the girl your dating to give it to the hot one and yeah

Wow what the actual fuck

While drink, convinced ex to let my dog fuck her. She tried, dog never quite got in, so she put peanut butter on her pussy and let him lick her for awhile while she blew me. I think she came, but I'm not sure. I was super into it, until I sobered up the next morning. Then she disgusted me, and I dumped her about a week later by txt.

The literal worst kind of person.

Legit dangerous. Look up fecal-oral diseases...Those two paths aren't supposed to intersect.

15...uh oh.

Literally me, in 6th grade my social studies teacher, whom I believe was like 30 something raped me in the bathroom, I was crying at the time because it was my first time ever having sex, also I didnt want to accept that I'm bi; but I was actually really enjoying it. The next day I went to him and asked him willingly for sex again, we fucked a few days a week until I left 8th grade and went to high school, at that point I think I was too old for him, dunno, he stopped talking to me and we broke it off

Tell us more

That experience didn't fuck you up at all?

I like to dress up like a girl and plow my ass with dildos even though I have a girlfriend who loves me and provides be with lots if sex

Green text?

how does that happen? did you scream/ understand what was happening during?

not really, it helped me more than it hurt honestly, helped me understand more about my sexuality
.I watched porn in middle school I knew what he was doing to me but it was alot to comprehend at the time, after it was over I realized what had happened.

That wasn't the first time you had sex that was the first time you got raped.
You call it sex because feels good. it feels good but it can't be considered sex when youre 10 you unless your some sand nigger or jungle asain

Wtf man, it wasn’t pewds fault

Yes. That's made it fun but also very very complicated

blue pulsing circle no sounds

i love to wear my stepmom's lingerie

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the thumbnail looks like mickey mouse with a party hat

nice dick warts too. hope your stepmom loves hpv

I’m a professional password guesser of all my friends social medias

Small enough cock to fit in there no problem

I have always considered myself a moral person.

>Was in the army
>Brother in the Navy
>My fiance left me for another
>My brother divorced his cheating whore wife during his time in the navy
>Feel pretty serious about service wives being cheating whores
>Move back to home town
>Meet one of my friends friends
>qt2.15
>Get hammered and make out at a bar
>Hang out again and get a little more intense
>She is married... To a soldier.
>Hang out anyways
>Gives me the worlds best blowjob and stays over my crib
>I fuck the living daylights out of her and bruise her cervix
>Keep seeingother
>Mfw i have to hide participating in an affair with a soldier's wife and contributing to the shit I hate the most

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nice cum...tribution

Leave her or pray your boyfriend doesn't come home. It's on you

She doesnt have a boyfriend. She has a husband. And he is in Korea atm

She's a real hittee user. An ass I wanna suffocate in

>be me 20
>hang out with super hot 18/yo girl, she comes over and wants to sleep over
>we hang out
>cuddle n shit
>bedtime, ask her where she wants to sleep
>says it up to me
>my bed (obviously)
>we climb in
>i start making moves she just lays there
>btw im high as fuck, been smoking weed
>ask her if its okay
>she says yeah
>not responsive to my advances
>just lays there

This happens a few times, im fucking confused as all hell.

>weve been hanging for months
>slept in same bed multiple times
>still no sex of any kind
>go camping with her/my friends
>she bring male friends, flirts with tuem whole time
>i act like a dumbass because of that
>we talk alone she tells me sue didnt want to do any of the cuddling/sleeping over/affectionate stuff
>even though i asked her what she wanted and gave her every chance to not participate
>she leaves with friends and spreads rumours about me trying to pop her friends tires with blunt instrument
>rumour is stupid goes nowhere

Im still just worried she might try to accuse me of sexual assault and sue me for money once im done college and get some decent money coming in. Shes hot but seriously fucked in the head and an attention whore.

Pic related

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my gf and i were out at a party, and went back to.our hotel room. she passed out and got some homeless guys to fuck her.

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Break off contact if you can. Had a girl like that in my life for around half a year and she never stopped fucking with my head. As a good rule of thumb, if she climbs into your bed and just sort of turns into a automaton without agency just get the fuck out, something is wrong.

>fugg

I still think this is a word for manbabies who think they will get in trouble for typing out or saying the word "fuck"

Don't you dare talk to anyone like that - you can just fugg off if you're going to treat people that so horribly

How about I fugg your slutty butthole?

I was with another witness. We saw a scintillating, color changing light drift overhead approximately at the altitude that helicopters fly, perhaps a bit lower and it made no sound. Zero chance it was the ISS or another satellite as we were both familiar with spotting them, plus the size and color. Lastly the colors changed in a way that I cannot explain properly. they smoothly went from one to another and seemed to be glowing with light combinations at all times.

Mom mom!! Some fugger is being mean to me on the internet again! Mooom!

You've ruined my day now

:(

im a gay christian, and im closeted to my entire family. thats about it

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2 chickens stole my dick and now they are riding it along las Vegas.

Femanon secrets threads are better. Talk about your secrets, femanons.

greentext?

I once got quads
lo lfaggot

I'll pass. I'm tired of tits or get out, timestamp bitch, pics or It didn't happen and there are no femanons on Yea Forums.

I'll just keep my secrets thank you

Big gangbang? Post details.

>2 chickens
>stole my dick
>and now they are riding it along las Vegas

I'm curious. Post stories, girl.

tits or get out, timestamp bitch, pics or It didn't happen, there are no femanons on Yea Forums

I realized I was a pedo when I was innocently playing with my sister alone and she only had on panties and put her pussy in my face, I got nervous and put her down to let her watch Netflix

All that shit it's a joke, femanon. Post your secrets if you want.

Holy shit 15... Dudee

Sounds like you need someone to bail you out

If it was legal would you feel the same way

I love gangbangs. Around 8 is the right number.

This UK? This is my dream. Aside from store manager. No offence

my girlfriend and i are into sph

sph?

I'm a grill in a long term relationship (6 years).
Not happy. I pay all the bills. Do the hause work. And i don't think i love him anymore.
I wan't to continue my education but he doesn't like the idea. (He has none and no plans for the future).
He keeps emocionaly abuseing me. It's hard. I hate being close to him.
I took a 10k loan for him and can't pay it off by mysealf. That's why i haven't broken up with him.

Fell for another guy. A coworker. He's great. Works hard, has an education, handsome, funny - everything i have ever liked in a guy.
He's in a long term relationship too.
We're friends. Have flirted a bit.
I just keep thinking - what if he feels the same way.

All i want is to run away with him.

On the contrary you probably have autism

>Wah, I recognize the problem but refuse to do anything about it, feel bad for me, wah

I had sex with my high school biology teacher to get a better grade. Slept with the principal for a college recommendation letter.

>All i want is to run away with him.
Then do it and fulfill the stereotype that every man has about your gender.

Mr Hands died to eternal bleeding after a stallion fucked him in the ass.

>I took a [huge sum of money] loan for him
I wouldn't do that for anyone, not because I hate my friends, but because it's likely something happens and it destroys the friendship. Maybe in a life or death situation.

Tough spot, try not to potentially ruin the other guys life though.

Dude I would totally do that. sometimes when you seek out sex with someone it's just as bad/awkward as i imagine it was to sleep with someone for serious benefit.

Weird, it's like taking horse cock as long as your torso and as thick as your arm, balls deep kills you.

>But seriously, how fucking hot is horse cock?

Did you loved it? Anal or bondage was on the deal?

What if the child consents tho?

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hes like a really popular ytber and there surfaced some drama about him fucking his cat recently. the normies memed it pretty hard

I hooked up with a cougar from fetlife a year ago and now I can’t stop craving women that are older than me. I would message her again but i'm in relationship now so that kinda is a problem. I dont want to cheat but i really need to fuck her again she had great body

>Not getting into a relationship with your fetish

That's where you fucked up

Were you sexually stimulated by it? Do you want to do it again?

Children can't consent in America. they can't get tattoos. they cant get a mortgage. They can't drive a car.

Children's bodies can get seriously fucked up in the process. Sexual uhh things can fuck up a kids psyche for the rest of their life.

These things are illegal because a CHILD doesn't have a fully developed BRAIN. youre fucking a retard

fuck off, u sound like one of the pewdfags who act like he deserves any of what he received

>be 26, married
>manager at restaurant
>half the employees are in high school
> don’t pay much attention to them beyond making sure they do their job well
> 17 old qt misses work sometimes
> message her saying if she ever needs to talk I’d listen.
> tells me she likes working here because when she isn’t at work or in school she does bad things
>sex, drugs, partying stuff
> tell her when I was her age I got into bad shit too so I understand.
> several months later text she texts me
> at one point in convo she say “she is bored”
> I respond with “well what would you rather be doing”
> her response “you”
> don’t know what to respond with.
> eventually do, and it leads into several months long affair with us having sex 6-8 times a week.
> not sure how to end it, or if i want to end it.

Your argument falls flat because of Sambia people. It's not the sexual activity that destroys the affected child mentally, it's the show afterwards where everyone tells the child how harmed he was by the act.

The only one with this kind of thinking is Onision

Being uncomfortable with underage pussy in your face would argue otherwise....

First, this Also, tell that to all of the snowflake parent who are hormone juicing their 10 year olds up that.

>Ya can't stick your dick in it but you can lop off ITS penis

sound too anime

Spoiler, you don't want to end
Protio, fucking don't. She's in her prime and her next birthday makes her legal and you won't have to hide it anymore

>married

Women don't evolve mentally past 12 years anyways, so the age of consent should be lowered to that age. Hebephilia should be completely legitimate.

I mean, he's married, so he still has to. And unless he's really unhappy in his marriage it would be unwise to break it up over some 18 year old tramp that will probably move on soon enough.

I enjoyed it. No regrets.

Biology teacher was scared. He kept saying we shouldn't be this. He had a hard time staying hard. He was hot and had a nice size cock, but his cum was the worst tasting cum I've ever had. He gave me an A though lol.

The principal was a bit rough. No anal, but he kept his thumb in my ass the whole time. First time I ever deepthroated without gagging. He came down my throat so I never really tasted it, but I know it was a lot from the strong "pulses" of his cock.

I let my friend's dog fuck me

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No in the USA

Yes. It has its perks but also big downfalls

Missed that part. Still don't end it if you can keep hiding it

maybe. still though, shit is pure weakness in civilized society and if you look at a child your'e probably happy with whatever way you can rationalize it.

cop kills nigger no one says anything. dad kills rapist no one says anything.

Green text?

Did you came while the principal abused you?

What happened afterwards?

That's the thing, I am happy in my marriage and I know it would be impossible to have a full time relationship with this girl even if i was single. She is moving to a different state in September for collage. So no matter what it will eventually end. I really enjoy the sex, its different than the kind of sex I have with my wife. I just don't it all to blow up on me.

Bro, marital issues aside, no man can resist hot, ripe pussy in it's prime. We're wired for it, don't blame yourself for not being able to resist, men are handicapped when it comes to this stuff

Yes.

What do you mean? I started at my dream school the next fall, thanks to my glowing recommendation.

cut contact immediately
first half of the story made it seem like she was just a starfish, but second half shows she's fucking nutty too. literally crazy but doesn't have the crazy sex, so there is zero benefit for you user

And I use to think I was one of those guys that would never cheat. This is the first time Ive ever done it. But, it is also the first time Ive had a girl of this caliber trying to fuck me when I'm already in a relationship.

this man gives good advice. don't fuck around when it comes to these type of women. if something feels off, get the fuck out. they can destroy your entire life these days with any little accusation.

Spoiler; absolutely no one knows for a fact what would happen for any scenario until they get presented with it. You have a ride, fertile, sexy 17 year old coming onto you? Yeah, almost no man could say they didn't struggle to say no, let alone NOT fuck her brains out. We are genetically wired to crave it to the fiber of being a man. I don't agree with the cheating but just know you were born handicapped, like every man is.

I fucked my husband's best friend and got pregnant on my hen night, he thinks the kid is his and loves her dearly, I married him but had sex with his friend 7 more times to which I am carrying his 2nd child who I am claiming is my husbands. I suffer with regret but know his life would be terrible without me and the kids

Pitbull breeders breed out any aggression. if one pitbull shows signs of aggression they dont allow them to mate. they make sure they are domesticated.

having a pedophile in your house is like having a pet ape. its uncivilized, if it feels like doing some dumbass shit it will do it off pure emotion.

the difference is it doesnt spend time rationalizing it after, you are burdened with having enough of a brain to try to justify doing a shit footed tribesman impression on a underdeveloped human being.

cuckcouple432

Hebephilia =/ pedophilia

femanon. I gave my first blow job when I was 13. I was baby sitting a 9yo neighbor kid.

Yeah I don't like myself for cheating, but the other part of me is selfish and glad I followed through with this girl. I was a late bloomer sexually speaking, didnt get laid till i was 21. So its still alien to me to be hit on more now, than when I was younger and available.

those retards that say it for no reason are just newfags that don't understand why it was even a thing. it's literally to get attention whores and camwhores to GTFO. if being female isn't relevant to a story then it shouldn't be stated. femanons are literally just anons, and most people that say "Oh i'm a femanon" usually do it in an attention seeking manner.

if it is directly relevant then it's okay. barely anyone bothers to lurk these days. hell at least 80% of this board can't even find sauce to a pic that gets posted

Bill Cosby?

Agreed. I never thought I'd sleep with one of my teen employees either until it happened.

Its hard to think of anything else once the opportunity presents itself. There is a reason we fuck like rabbits in our teen years. It's our sexual prime.

Can sympathies with that feeling. Managed to get laid earlier but there were always extremely long stretches of being more or less a monk. Changed around 26 and just got better over the years. It's like not being quite middle aged yet gives you sexual magneto powers.

My roommate is my gorgeous best friend. I let her move in because she was down on her luck. She has known for a while I want her. A few months ago she started letting me to down on her. Now I do it every night even after shes fucked someone else.

I IV Meth. My gf doesnt know, as far as I know of. Since I reuse my needle a few times every time, I think Ive come up with an infection in my left arm. Afrid its slowly spreading through out my body. Pretty sure its in most of my left arm. Makes me stressed asf, but dont wanna go to doctor for it because I have no insurance and if I tell a doctor about why I think I have an infection, theyll look at me like Im just there for something to get me high.. Lifes funny, huh? Lmao

yeah well im sure you tell yourself they are different, but its just a way for you to say you arent a pedo.

Ive been around kids. 14 is a kid. if a 14 yr old catches an std, you wouldnt say "aww shit you shouldnt fucked that bitch ya dumbass."

sex is serious. if consent was at that age it would harm society as a whole. 14 and pregnant, "aww shit bitch you shoulda checked for his condom"

Yes seriously its crazy. It also took me a long while to grow into my looks. I use to think i was somewhere between slightly ugly and just okay in the looks department. but as i got older the girls I hooked up with kept getting hotter, and now i know im attractive. Not crazy hot, but attractive enough to get a good amount of attention now. It would be funny to have slideshow of the girls Ive been with. They would start out so ugly, with each new one being better looking than the last.

no
more happened
I got handjobs and blowjobs from him a few times a week

There is literally no difference in te mentality of a 14 year old "girl", an 18 year old "woman" or a 30 year old "adult". If she is unable to consent at 14, she isn't able to either at 20. And none of that even matters, because women aren't capable of independent thought and should have men make decisions for them.

Also, most of Europe has age of consent at 13-15, yet teen brides are an American thing.

Greeeen text, please!

I've seen like 10 UFOs. For some reason I see them more than most people I know

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don't get the wrong idea, he's not going to save you from your situation, he's going to fuck you at most and then leave you, I'm in the same situation and have done a couple of times before amd in hindsight this chicks truly believed I was going to leave my girl for them and go somewhere else

He died from the infection, not the bleeding.

24" horse cock killed him bro, get over it, real life isn't hentai

Maybe becasue you're fucking crazy and there wasn't anything at all

Find someone with medical background and let them have a look. If you think it actually spreads in a way chances are not bad it'll kill you.

Was mean for oh lol

Wrong. He died of peritonitis, an acute inflammation of the peritoneaum cause by a perforated colon.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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Sorry for late reply but it's true

when he told me

>been friends for years
>friend became more feminine as we grew up
>didn't care, he was still my best friend
>use to sleep over at each others house
>one night friend stays the night at my house
>up late playing video games
>best friend tells me he has something to tell me
>"what???"
>"I think I'm gay"
>"why do you think that?"
>friend tells me he doesn't have interest in girls and thinks a few of the older guys at school are cute
>ask my friend if he's been with any guy to find out if he likes it
>friend tells me no
>"no guy at school is gay and if they are they nobody knows"
>friend tells me that he's scared to come out or even try because he knows he's going to get looks and comments from people all over school.
>me being the horny teen I was thought of an idea
>"I got an idea to maybe help you find out if you are gay user"
>"How?"
>"I can let you play with my dick and you can see if you like it"
>"I thought you like girls?"
>"I do but you're my best friend and I want to help you........I know you would do the same for me"
>"I don't want you to get creeped out and we stop being friends"
>"I promise our friendship will not change"
>friend finally agrees to it
>I take my shorts off and get on my bed
>friend walks up to the edge and grabs my dick
>this is the 1st hand to grab my dick other than my own
>friend slowly starts to jerk my dick up and down
>I start to get harder
>"that feels really good man, you seem like a pro"
>my friend gets happy and starts to jerk a little bit faster
>I can't last too long so I asked him to jerk it faster
>my friend speeds up and I let out a groan and cum all over his hand and my stomach
>we clean up and I tell him how good it felt
>my friend said he really loved having it in his hand and jerking it
>"well until you find people that are gay at school you can play with mine for practice"
>friend thanks me for being there for him
>we get ready to sleep

Sorry for late reply but I wasn't cuz I cut things off with my other sister so I was after I thought about it

I'm actually black, but I call everyone on b a nigger, nigger.

Wife is a size queen. Fucks guys form tinder.

I get off on it

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Sorry for late reply At first I was and plus she was 1 at the time

for almost a year after that night
my friend would come over after school and give me handjobs.
after about 3 months of he asked if he could try a blowjob
he would only do the blowjobs with a condom on

You are a piece of shit. Imagine your wife finding out, crying so hard she throws up, and then the fury comes and she destroys you socially and financially. Special place in hell for you user, hope the whore was worth it.

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I've twice been in prison for pizza related offences, and continue to offend.

I slept with my dead best friends fiance the night we found out he died. The three of us were super close. I'm married to her now and I'd like to think he smiles down on us.

Do you think youd be ok with it?

im curious , how long and how they treated you , both the inmates and the guard ? and also what country ?

yes

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I'd rather she be with someone I know wont mistreat her.

We didnt have some secret love affair or anything before he died. When we slept together that night it wasnt even some hyper sexual thing. We were upset we were comforting each other. It was more of something we did to comfort each other. To numb the pain a bit.

I touched my cousin while she was asleep

I am deep into a cucking marriage and it is so much fun

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and she liked it

This is my dream. My roommate is bringing home guys all the time and I can hear her getting fucked through the super thin walls. I wish I could watch

The secret is I didn't check these quints. Until this thread.

First offence got me the whole sum of 24 weeks in prison, served half. Once out, reoffended and was then sentenced to 21 months.

Treated no different inside, mainly because I was in sex offender prisons, and was actually honest with people who asked about my offence (possession and distribution indecent images). Am a britfag so that's probably why (ergo, in British Prisons).

Prison Officers (who get mighty pissed when called "guards") never asked any questions. Was basically a holiday to a part of the country I've never visited, but stuck in a cell for most of the day.

Only had once major issue, someone didn't like that I done what I had done, and not got my name anywhere, online or otherwise, whereas he fucked a toddler and got his name everywhere locally. Tried to bully me, it failed.

Not crazy. Have been with other witnesses almost every time. 11 years in the military so I know they weren't flares or UAVs or anything like that.

You lucky duck user

Been with my gf for a few years and we've lived together most of the time. She's a great girl, was a virgin when I met her and, though she'd never admit, deeply conservative, traditional and subservient. Likes to pretend she's really open and liberal. By all accounts it's a great relationship, she really takes care of me and she'd be a great mother to my children.

I started really exercising and pumping iron 4-5 months ago, lost a bunch of weight I gained in my mid twenties (around 25 is when shit food starts sticking to you, remember that). I'm feeling great and looking great, and also getting a decent mature look, the right haircut, and dressing properly. Women are looking at me like never before. They smile at me and flirt with me. There's a few girls at the gym I see regularly that always smirk at me. The girls at the new job I started also compliment me regularly and get all shy around me. This has never happened to me before, so it feels amazing. I keep telling myself its all in my head, but I can't deny women are flat out acting differently around me and I can feel the energy.

I haven't cheated yet, but I don't think I could say no. There's a girl at my work that almost always compliments something on me and I always catch her looking at me. She's so fucking cute too.

Green text the blow jobs? First one? I'd like to get off to the story

Resist the temptation user. These whores are tests. That girl loved you before you got fit when the others didnt, and dont.

>Be me
>genetically altered.
>born with a congenital amputation. >My parent's are very rich, around 200 on forbes list.
>had a right arm prothesis from shoulder to fingertips.
>year 2012, nzxtek working on prototype.
>father bribes them off.
>i get state of the art electromechanical brainwave operated arm. Fingertips have special sensors. I can feel.
>about 5 times the normal strength.
>feel no pain but can feel textures and temperatures.
>use it to masturbate furiously.

Lucky but also unlucky. We've come close to being found out a few times

Had a similar thing going on with a neighbor when I was 12-13.

Nobody had a conscience, here...

Unironically this

Seconded

I showered with a 8yo girl earlier today

>_>

>installed GPS in my vehicles.
>GF buys vehicle off me.
>years go by, end up breaking up, found her cheating.
>just over 2 years after I last saw her I remembered about the GPS.
>track vehicle one night
>do a walk by, can't find any cameras, residential side street
>car def still hers
>do another walk by around 3:30am when not a soul was out
>dump aircraft paint stripper all over the vehicle.
>shank two tires so can't just use spare
>drag knife down entire car, pressed in hard
>use an emergency glass breaker as they are quiet and quick and shatter two of the most expensive windows.
>walk away, following the same route I came in from to a few miles down the road where I parked.

Been a few years since I did that. Vehicle was most likely totaled out. I paid some 20k for it initially and sold it to her for a very, very good price since we where together at the time. She didn't deserve it after driving around other guys she was fucking in it while still with me and lying nonstop.

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Feels good, doesn't it?

But children can be tried as adults

I am a member of VirPed.

How does his friend feel? I assume he knows about the kids?

You blew a 9 yearold? Did he cum?

Nope. Life just terrible without kids

Any proof? Also checked

I let my degenerate brain get the better of me, and I let my brother's dog fuck me while I was dog sitting. Thinking about it still messes with my head, every time I see him.

But the first time you get raped and the first time you have sex can coincide...
Being raped is still having sexual intercouse

but aren't one develop immunity against own shit/bacteria?

Issnt that the reason microfissur during wiping ass don't go bad?

I got an idea, let's all argue semantics!

Hmmm...I'm not sure he'd be smiling...

I think in germany that's actual legal as long as the initiative comes from the girl

Why? I'm treating her well

Why not? He's dead. it's not like he can fuck her.

You are a nigger

timestamp a pic of the arm

I like to post pics of my wife online for strangers to fap
unsee cc/33f51def/

I meet up with old women and be their cuddle buddy for a night.

I'm Not her, but it's fucking hard when your actually in the situation, it's more thinking then you want to do and whether you make the right or wrong decision, it's going to suck at first no matter what. That kind of encouragement doesn't help people it just makes them tune out the advice of others that actually give good advice.

I'm in a mood right now that if a stud were to bend me over my bed, I wouldn't fight him as he dominated by fat white ass.

After like a minute lol. It wasn't like "normal" cum, it was almost clear, watery and kinda sweet tasting.

regrettably "gay"

Probably piss that was sweet from all the juice boxes he drank. Stupid slut.

Ikr especially in Louisiana

I used to be. Now I'm a straight atheist. Turns out I was just Christian and the gay part is packaged with the religion

It wasn't piss, but thanks for your contribution. I was 13 and experimenting like any other teen.

MODS!!!
MODS!!!
MODS!!!

Prostate fluid, it mixes with cum when your older but before hand it's all that comes out. Same as precum basically

Chill dude I'm 24 now

It's actually kind of a fond memory ya kno. I was young and it was innocent experimentation. I imagine it's like when a young boy discovers his dad's porn collection for the first time.

>no vpn
>admits to murder on a honeypot
Doesnt add up

Exoerimenting with little boys, yeah thats what teens do lol. Sick fuck. Hope you dont have a son that gets molested by a retarded thot some day.

I hatefucked my sister. We got in an argument, she spit on me, I knocked her to the ground, then I just fell on her and tore her clothes off and fucked her on the kitchen floor while she tried to fight me off.

>inb4 "you raped her user"
no, cuz after leaving me alone for a few days she started cozying up to me and begging me to treat her that way again. she's into it but i'm starting to get tired of it

Nigger or mudslime?

Wow, someone sure is angry he was too fat and/or ugly to get "molested" by a retarded thot.

I would love to be molested by a cute girl as a boy.

Nah. Just normal teen girls experiment with friends their age. She probably had no girlfriends to experiment with cause everyone knew what a freak she was.

Im sure it makes you hard now but do prepubescent boys think about sex all the time? Sad

AND!

I don't know what you are on but I was fapping when I was 9-10, had first passionate french kiss when I was 13 (she was the same age) and first hj when I was 17-18? It doesn't make me hard, it makes me go "good for you boy having sucked your dick at 9" in my head. That man probably loves blowjobs now.

whose idea was it?

My uncle abused my cousin and I for years. Since I was 4 or five at least and probably my cousin before that. She is one year older than me. Eventually he got caught for soliciting sex from a minor and then everything came out during the investigation. I was 10 when he was caught. The family did their best to get back to normal but my cousin and I kept doing sexual things together. She was the main instigator but I did my share to. We got in trouble a few times when she brought friends to play with us and one of parents found out. But everyone seemed to want to sweep it under the rug and not really do anything about it. People still felt bad for us because of what my uncle did. They tried to keep us apart as much as possible especially after puberty for me but we always fell into old habits. It was a real problem for long time. She lived with me for 4 years when I was 20-24 and the during that time the family didn’t speak to either of us. We had two kids during that time to. We’ve been living apart for four years but we still hookup for sex. No one in the family has ever asked who the father of my cousins kids is. We all know but no one wants to say it. We also haven’t told the kids.

I imagine so. Those early times have more feel because your discovering and feeling it all for the first time, a hormone driven curiosity that you can never re experience

She was being straight predatory but whatever. I wonder if youd think the same thing if it was a teen boy taking advantage of him? Probably not, but thots can get away with a lot more.

Mine I guess. We sharing a blanket and watching a movie. I forgot what the movie was but it had sexual overtones. I touched him and he was hard. I told him I want to try something....

I wish I was my husband daughter so he could start fucking me when I was 10 and be with him in the body that would make both of us happy.

I would love to get my dick sucked when I was 9, is this hard to understand? I don't care about switching the roles, that would be dishonest.

was it your first BJ? How did you get him to agree?

Maybe not everyone is as degenerate as you

Please explain and did the daughter enjoy

it was my first sexual experience. After I said I want to try something I just pulled down his shirts and did it. He didn't fight it or say stop.

oh do you both roleplay you being younger? Whose idea was it?

Do you think you'll have your own kids?

>met Vietnamese lady twice my age few years ago
>nowadays she blows me and pays my rent without hesitation
>all she asks for is that I'm happy
>feelsgood.bmp

wow. Lucky both of you. Did it affect you in any way? Like do you find younger boys attractive today?

>jerking it to Monty Python

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Not user you're talking to but you'd be surprised

Any time I'm driving alone in my car there's about a 90% chance I'm rubbing myself.

I took my best fiends little brothers virginity. When I was 15 I went on vacation with her family to a very nice beach. The beach house they rented was insane. We were having fun in the ocean and they went back to shore to eat. I got got in a rip tide and couldn’t get back. I panicked and swallowed some water and was just in terror. I felt someone grab me then next I remember being on my back coughing up water. Her 13 yr old brother pulled me back and gave me cpr. I felt a very strong emotional attachment to him almost instantly. He was up late watching tv so I joined. I knew things were going to go somewhere but I thought I might just give him a hand job. But as soon as I covered us with a blanket my head just kinda went to his crotch and I gave him his first blowjob. I swallowed and we started to make out. We made out for 20 minutes and I got carried away. I pulled my shorts and panties off and layed on my back. He got on top of me but didn’t put it in. I thought he just didn’t know what to do so I guided him in with my hand. He took over there and pumped me hard and fast. He came quick but I was happy I made him feel good. I had sex with him every night of the vacation. Thank god I was on the pill because we didn’t even think about condoms it was all passion. I never told my friend becuase I had a bf at the time and I didn’t want either of them to know. As far as I know she still doesn’t know. I feel bad because he was young but he seemed to want me to just as much.

I grew up in a household where touching like hugs and kisses didn't happen. Even casual cuddling didnt happen.

My husband is very hands on and makes my heart and body feel complete. But we enjoy age play, as if I were his daughter rather than wife.

I wish I could be his daughter and be filled with his love like I am now except I'd have the body of me when I was ten.

My husband and I have no kids

Probably not. I'm very selfish and dont want to share my husbands love with anyone else

No, I'm not sexually attracted to young boys

Even if you could live out your fantasy through your daughter?

I know some wives who feel like you who took that option and loved it.

lmfao, priceless

Thanks, I thought he fucked his kid and got them taken away

No. I want to be the child. I understand the psyche break down of it and I wouldn't want to do that to my kid. I'm already a crazy bitch so it won't change that

Nope. We have no kids

Same user, I feel bad for you cuz I do all that with my siblings except cuddling, that's reserved for the youngest

Kinda same for me tbh. I occasionally write erotic stories for him inolving us but with the age difference.

Honestly as long as you don't hurt the kid and homeschool them they'll grow up alright

>6th grade
>10
How fucking retarded are you

>be me
>pedo
>talk a lot about hating pedophiles
>organize small social movements to raise awareness about pedophiles and child abuse
>use social media to call out pedophiles

>still be a pedo

>read news story with friend about some famous person turning out to be a pedophile
>"man user thats awful, imagine someone knowing someone for years and trusting them and suddenly you just find out that they've been a pedophile the whole time. that's shit is fucked up. hate pedos"

>haHAha yeAH ME TOo OMG
>mfw

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when I sold pills I had a customer who payed for her shot with sex both with her and her two daughters. Eventually I moved them into my house with the understanding that I would get to fuck them as long as I kept mom in drugs. She would give them pills occasionally both oxy and e. And for 6 years we were a happy little drug family. Then I caught a case and spent 9 months in jail. When I got out they were gone. I never got a visit or a call they were just vanished from my life. I took that as a sign to clean up and go straight.

Having children just to groom them like that is fucked up user. They can enjoy their fantasies without that craziness.

My 3yo sister loves when I touch and caress her, and if she doesn't like something she tells me and I stop, consent is beautiful

People like you make kids feel bad

Its not even bait at this point

how old do you like to be for him? Ever do more than just stories?

Jfc. I hope you come back and tell us when you get caught and your parents castrate you.

Niggers need to be genocided.

Ik it looks bad but it's better than outright raping them

Standard pedo argument. You don't know until it's too late, and those that do "consent" are probably intensifying earlier damage.

I sometimes fap to/with girls on sites like Omegle. My gf would kill me

If I get caught u wouldn't know

14-16. When I was horniest and obsessed with the thought of sex. I really wish I could be 16 again.

Oh wow
Thank you for the inside-info

How old were the daughters?

No, its not better. Manipulating children into consent is still wrong.

They were 9 and 11 when I moved them into my house.

I'm a 15 yr old girl and I've let a 35 yr old guy fuck

TFW his dick what small

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Fucking a 9yo on oxy...kek

Why did you do it?

ke

Relatable actually.

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Yea I wasn’t a great person then.

that's a nice age. But you wouldn't go out and find a (legal) 16yo to play with together?

when I was a kid me and my friend wrapped our poop and saved it only to come to each others house to sniff it

I'm still friends with him and we never talked about it

yeah dicks don't keep growing with age.

Who was he? How old were you when you first fucked?

people know the struggle

Lol no. I wouldnt even know where to start. While a piece of me is intrigued by the idea, i feel my jealousy outweighs my sexual curiosity.

She might not be interested anymore. You sound bland and by fetlife standards there's a lot of kink to be had. A lot more than your average 'unilad' has on offer...

Very much so. Worse yet my next door neighbor is a young female. Gotta keep my cool.

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Also, I let my neighbor watch me masturbate. She used to open a window and stand on the windowsill to smoke and from there she has a perfect view into my room. I casually start fapping when I see her there, pretending I don't see her. She definitely knows. Haven't seen her in a while, I might've scared her. I cum almost instantly when she sees me

Good point, manipulation is not consent

Between the pounding and the oxy ur lucky she didn't die

Oh the trick is to be in control. Make it so it's like he's really fucking you via whatever bit of teen trash you choose.

We're all gonna die

I never gave her drugs and I didn’t obliterate them I just had vanilla sex with them. Well only anal with the 9yo till she was 10 then it was pussy.

Im not sure I could convince myself of that. I mean, we did meet when I was 16 and lost my virginity to him. I guess I just want to relive that.

Where we go after death might not be the same place though.

So no kids with husband? This all sounds odd.

How do you look back at these memories? Sounds like a pretty neat vacation and a cool childhood story

Anal with a 9yo? I bet that asshole is reckt

True shit

I only put the first quarter of my dick in at first but as she got older I went deeper. And I bet I wasn’t the last one in her ass so you are probably right.

Would mom watch?