Thoughts on Dan "you used to be fine but then you turned nine" Schneider?

Underage feet. Even if that still isn't necessarily illegal, raising eyebrows is a good thing. It would be silly to go "Yeah, he focuses on and puts it in multiple times in every single one of his shows, but it doesn't go any deeper than that!"

Any Nickelodeon inside here?
Did Dan really had forcy fun time with Miranda? He always look like a creep around her, but I doubt he went that far.

Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider?

massively fat fucking sharts

just for the plot

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Dan”who never used Narcan”Schneider

Complain about him all you want, but given the opportunity most of us would do the same.

The same things he did? Nah. I can't blame the girls for selling their feet/possibly holes for massively successful careers though.

thats what I mean. Put us in charge of a bunch of pre-teen and teen starlets all hoping for their big break and wiling to do anything and see what we do.

Not gonna lie, based Dan is my guilty role mode. Fucked all Yea Forums waifus and get away with it.
LEGEND

You're jealous of a dude for possibly fucking kids? At least you admit it.

>for possibly fucking hot chicks
Why not? Are you gay, user?

Miranda was 13 or 14 when iCarly started.

Dan, are you, you are? Stop bragging, old bastard.

You must be talking about the legendary Dan "doesn't hover hand" Schneider

>implying Dan don't groomed her at Drake and Josh casting

Dan "get in the van" Schneider
Dan "does this smell like chloroform" Schneider
Dan "I like feet's man" Schneider
Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
Dan "was Miranda's #1 fan" Schneider
Dan "wanted tighter so he fucked a spider" Schneider
Dan "I've got candy in my van" Schneider
Dan "party v&" Schneider

I'd trade fap folders with him all day long

Post stories. You know you want to do it ;)

Nobody can blame him. Just imagine that beauty sucking your dick all the way like a pro. Nevermind her perfect feetjob.

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Think of the young pussy he's probably had. Amanda Bynes, Zoey, Carly, etc. And that's just the ones who made the grade, for each of those there's a hundred hot young starlets in the casting room

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>Amanda Bynes
What happened with her?

There has been a lot of rape and molestation scandals too.

Got her sanity fucked out of her. Supposedly on She's the man

poor thing

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As much as this sounds "great" there is no way one has not come out to take all his money. michael jackson style

The name is RIGHT THERE in the post.

Why hasn't Corey Feldman named his alleged abusers than? The Hollywood pedo network goes deep, and besides the hush money they've most likely already received, I don't think they want to be blacklisted or "found dead of an apparent suicide"

Like anyone who knows will tell you.
Idiot.
And that is IF anyrhing happened.

Then* dammit I'm retarded.

Lol I remember when a rumor went around campus that she was in a gang bang with the entire football team. Seems Dan did a number on her.

Jamie-Lyn’s baby daddy?

Because Corey is making it up to excuse his shit life choices.

Details?

friendly reminder

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I used to see this fat fuck on head of class & all that cant watch any of that shit like I used to nostalgia completely killed. But seriously fuck this weirdo foot fag fat child molesting catmite he should be in prison

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Going from an obese toadstool to this long dick nig. Lucky her.

Not much to it, I was not there. About a month after she started at USC there was a massive party and supposedly the entire football team fucked her and her girl friends in a massive orgy.

That’s a great example of a poor life choice.
Not even the Arab yacht crowd is interested now.
And where is the dumb bitch now...?

Totally true! Really! I heard about it online!

I only saw him in Better Off Dead. An 80s classic.
Never would’ve imagined he would become a Hollywood big shot.
Never.

Don't worry anons, your waifus are still virgin and pure.

maybe because he didn't get abused. occam's razor

Hope you like this ;)

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nudes?

she fucks niggers

>she fucks humans with more melanin than me
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I think she dated him for like a week. And he said she wouldn't give out. but who knows people lie

virtual signaling on Yea Forums
>liberalism 2019

I will pay to see vid.
Does Miranda have nudes?

What's the opposite of virtue signaling?
>I hate the niggers too fellow oldfags!

>opposite of virtue signaling?
facts about crime
facts about IQ

Shes gonna get shot one of these days wearing crip colors in westworld

What... The.... Fuck....
Gods be praised the ...post number.

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She loves sex with hot guys. So, what's the problem? Isn't it the same thing as a guy being offered a living room full of willing, naked girls and fucking all of them through the night? Except that never happens, but women can have their sexual fantasies realised any second of the day. Imagine the sexual temptation you're faced with as a girl every day. Must be hard. If only social norms removed all shame and contempt from female promiscuity, then women would probably spend 100% of the time fucking anyone they feel like.

Imagine, you're so excited to start your first day at nickelodeon. Your parents wave you off and Dan Schneider charges over arms outstretched, before you can even think about what's happening he's squeezing your shoulders and kissing your cheek. Your parents just laugh, they got along with him over the phone.

He leads you to start your audition. You thought it'd be a group thing but he says he liked you best. Will you be singing? Dancing? Doing a skit? He guides you to a sofa, hands on your hips. You can feel his breath on the back of your neck, the faint smell of doritos.

You're a little taken aback when he says he wants to do something wacky and zany. You ask him what exactly? He suggests you take your shoes off and let him lick whipped cream off your toes. He says the kind of girl he's looking for needs to be crazy like that.

His tongue feels like a cold wet slug, and the damp saliva trail leaves your skin crawling all over. He looks up at you wide eyed and giggling, almost like a child. He begins taking photos, from all different angles, angling your feet in different positions. You feel exposed, out of your comfort zone, but he reassures you that you'll get to party with Ariana grande next week. He shows you a photo of Ariana Grande sucking her own toes. He looks at you, licking his lips. He says that he bets you couldn't do that, but if you can prove him wrong you've got the part.

How did Dan Schneider get away with it?

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I don't give a shit what you fap to. Just pathetic you virtual signal on an anonymous board. No one cares how "progressive" you are. Be a cuck, it's a free country where I live.

You're virtue signalling for all those that agree with you, believe it or not.

idk

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No metoo for Dan. He get away with it.
Massive respect.

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Wasted double triple.

>dat face

Imagine

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damn muh dick
if only

Dan the Feet Man.

pretty much

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What Dan did to VJ?

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>thoughts
How has Dan-survivors club not sunk Dan's battle(footjob)ship

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Did they?

Their career is dead as hell. I can't understand why don't talk about Dan, it will be free publicity for them.

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bump for feet

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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cause he lived up to his side of the deal. They are all famous. They got enough money that if they diversify it well they'll never have to work again.

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Probably fucked a few disney gals too, I'm sure there's some sort of club for the producers.

Bitch has DSLs for days.

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Ha!! I bet she gives sloppy blojwobs.

Does she have slutty pics?

>and then Dan fell face first on my toe, eww

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Miranda will never be your cute girlfriend.

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I wonder if his email has spam filters set up for certain words. It'd be great to constantly barrage him with this stuff, even if he's proud of it.

>dead career but set for life
>dead career and few money
>dead career and basically poor

They were so big when they were working con Dan, but only Miranda got it well. Shocking.

heehee

Dan? Why are you laughing?

Have you ever thought that maybe Dan isn't a pervert and is just a friendly guy? Poor bloke.

Nope, sadly.

Not once.

She a coked out nympho, bro. Just forget her.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bnsW03dCPjU

m.youtube.com/watch?v=im8cMIiz0K4

Cant tell me Harvey didn't also try get her on his couch to wank off on these puppies

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what's that

Some retard promoting his shit remixes. Reeeport and move along.

Her tits are good for breeding. Shame she is a BBC whore.

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Dan fucked the Victorious girls too?

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Is he a Jew? HMMMMMM BIG THINK?

legit and moar?

where is she now?

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fake as hell. post real nudes

discord
[dbX]-l27l-[Xdb]
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Escorting obviously. Her acting career is dead af.

I used to have the biggest crush on Miranda when I was 11-12. then years later got a red pilling and found out she was probably tossed around like a rag doll by old Jewish peados in hollywood's parties.
Childhood ruined, I can't see iCarly reruns anymore.

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moar

Who is this obese man?

Read the fucking post fuckwit

there isn't even a plot on any of his shows, fuck man if i have the kind of power he has, i would probably have like 80 illegitimate children

>Who is this obese man?
Dan "Hold Her Tighter She's a Fighter" Snyder

Me's nyames is Anne Trujillo me's has hairy byooshes Doggies eat applesauce to save the ozone layer, me's needs to feel yous beeg white 'medyican deeks pyut yous quumes yulsyoviers me' facies and me's teeyetes, in me's mooth and doons me's throots yulsyoviers me's hairy nayative 'medyican byooshes in me's byootle and me's pucci yulsyoviers me's facies and nayative 'medyican byooshes teeyetes does-a-joo banthu smella me's styinky pyantisis me's naymes is Anne Trujillo cheeyannle seeyeven neews mans hey mans hey aboot aboot hoose hoose aboot mans hey poutine gitch aboot

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Dan"I've been insider her" Schneider