Weeb.. no.. waifu thread

Weeb.. no.. waifu thread

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pathetic

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Astolfo claimed

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That's kinda gay

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Close but no cigar
Youll get it next time

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Just spent that passed how long arguing it is. I know that at this point. I'll take no lip from you, traitor

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Im ready for a truce with stolfo poster
Even tho i kinda liked the (you)s...

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No idea what the first sentence means.
Oh c'mon stuffy, I'm no traitor.. well.. a little. But c'mon, kei'd never forgive u.
(You)

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Thanks, ill treasure it

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Truth be told i had no problem with you, just poking some fun
You're a traitor and kei peobably never let me live this down if he saw after all the flak i've gave him

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no lewds you rudes

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that's a lewd!

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I miss Kei

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Thanks son. At least i was there to support you when you started playing for the other team when you told me
This

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Sometimes i need to shitpost but i worry people will take me to serious
Hes really wholesome in the show too
Hes too pure for me

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That's no lewd u horse, that's what she wakes up in.
I miss gei
Eh.. I guess I'll send u a letter or so once a year.
Can't say I know anything about him but that sounds great.
Too pure? C'mon, don't be like that. Not like u are a nasty astolfo poster ^^

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You'll do for now.

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Juts a husbando fight to see how much we each liked are own husbandos
Worse that could happen is we dislike each others less... Unless that's what you're telling me
Gee, thanks son, and after everything we've been through
>a nasty astolfo poster ^^
Take that back

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N-no thanks please see

Full-spectrum weeabassery

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Nope

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Hes from haikyuu that show has several other top teir husbandos

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i miss mai

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Ungrateful bastard. I'll call you by the name you hate again

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That doesn't sound bad at all. If it happens to be on netflix I'll give it a watch.
You have no power over me.. filth.
Only thing I hate that you could call me again is.. son

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Nat nat you're my creation i'll command you and you'll obey

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>tfw this is semi official art
I guess it was kinda fun
And i have some smug kuroos loaded and ready

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quack

piss off dad

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If we have a round two i'm still sitting on cute astolfos even if sumg is a hard foe to beat
Not make me lock you in a tower

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QUACK
youtube.com/watch?v=q38Y5FLK63k

QUACK

Just try.. my love is gonna rescue me!

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Go to run. Take care waifus

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thicc stolfo

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a

Hi.

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Hello how are you?

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*bang bang*

i shot you down

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Fine thanks, what about you?

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>my love is gonna rescue me!
And his name is astolfo

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Not even close

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>tfw rejected

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He hit the ground?

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You should be used to that by now.
Hm?

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Music. Don't say my name.

post your irl 3D pic, please

Old natalie would of accepted. This new bf having nats mean
Music, when

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Degenerates.

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Guess you've gotta complain to him then.

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Why don't you bother Sono in /animus/?

Too much effort.

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When my scrotum calms down

You already put a lot of effort to troll him here. What's a little more effort?

And who is this mystery man so i can
Better get some ice on that fast

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I thought you meant this song. youtu.be/KFSTi17tnxk

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Can't just go barking around his name. Would probably not end well..
Only ever heard it once.. but no, I didn't ^^

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From that response i'll assume he's native to waifu threads
Do i know this cutey

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probably

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I cum when I think of you

Nevermind I'm blind and stupid. I have to go now either way. Have a nice day.

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Don't be so hard on yourself. cya mate

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And i take it he's is europe
I have a guess now my guts telling me just because i'v chatted with them and know for a fact they're in europe. Few others not sure about
W-well that you, but please don't
We all have are moments. Good luck out there doing what ever you need to do

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Mhm.. but u know how it is, Yea Forums, can't tell u anything without people going wild.

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I'm still gonna

Traps are hot

I have a good feeling i can't be sure unless i see them
Do you have an idea of who i'm thinking of
P-please don't
Only astolfo all others are inferior

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Mine is hot

Since u know we are both from the EU.. I have no idea who u might be thinking of.

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He's thinking of kei

That's why I added the EU part.. I wanted to make the same joke but doesn't work u horse.

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Yours mean nothing to me. They're nothing traps
I don't want to name names because you said yourself you didn't want to name them. I have a strong guess and i'll leave it at that
No, he's in a different continent

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>kei means nothing to me
Oh

heh

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That's not what i said don't misconstrue my words
Heh heheheheeh

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ayyyy

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>I'm nothing to you

y

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cut me yuno
give me a (You) me sayori
Plan C me Mashirowo
headaches get out of my head

anyone have a cool cult i could join?

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lmao
Stop trying to play me like a fiddle. You just want me to say how muck i like kei

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No plan Cs for you Slacho >:(

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ok, not a joke

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I know this place called /waifu/ on this insidious websit. You should check it out

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All I want in life is a weird little girl to bully me

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My fkn mate again.. "let's play a game!" Mkay, I log on.. 5minutes later "Oh, gotta load a patch, gonna take till tomorrow". Nicu

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You don't have to say how much you like me.

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Hi Mordred

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hi

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Decided to stick around a bit, huh? Would have thought you'd leave like other Mordred.

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Okay, no ayy lmaos
Alright i;m going to be honest that came from left field having trouble processioning anything from that. Sorry
But do you know

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Present

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Mordred is too cute to abandon

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I don't know how much you like me.

Are you drunk? I don't understand a single thing..
Couldn't have said it any better!

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You might have a hint
Maybe. But i know what ever that jumbled mess you typed at me made no sense compared to what i typed

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I'm having the hardest time understanding you but I think I get what u are trying to tell me.

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das smile

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Just a little. Not very much.

source

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cute!

You understand me but what the hell was this Good smiles warm the day
You'll come to know

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My mate wanting to play a game with me. He had to load a patch tho and his connection is so bad that it takes him forever.

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Mordred is so perfect

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>you'll come to know
Is this a confession?

Holy fuck. Gave it a bit and i'm realizing how much i misinterpreted of that at first glance
Thought it was related to the previous post and scrambled my own thoughts
Maybe your mate should stop downloading porn and seeding music

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It's what ever you want it to be

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Only porn he needs is mine

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source

>tfw not a confession

Who would want a flat chested punks porn. Or are you referring to the other images you've talked about before no one needs to know about
>tfw he dosen't know

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I truly doesn't know an I wish i did

I'm no punk.. is punk porn a thing?

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Guess you'll just have to guess
>I'm no punk
To be debated
>is punk porn a thing?
What is rule 34

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rule 34 says my dick is huge
fite me

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I'll fight you and your bf at the same time. Make you both submit

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I thought you died in my timeline

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I'll do it an win

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Hey stuffy, I'll get to bed and watch some netflix. Was fun today. cya

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Take care of yourself natnat

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Bump

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I already guessed

In my dreams I saw Yui...
I wish I could go back.

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And what did you guess friend
Dreams always end so erupted

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Small like, but not big gay

i was in a car crash, sitting in the back seat. when i got out and opened the door, Yui was there, asleep or unconscious. i shook her to life and carried her to an ambulance.
please pray for Yui and press F in the chat.

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A small but yet not big who happens to be gay
What a puzzle you've found yourself in
Am sure she'll be fine. Waifus feed off thoughts
F

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I think you aren't gay

thanks friend. i'll be thinking about her a lot

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Thank god someone said it so i don't have to wast my free token
Just make sure those negative dreams aren't a representation for your inner thoughts

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i hope not, but it's probably likely.

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You aren't gay for me, and while it hurts, I can accept that.

Are you alright. Hope it's something your able to get over
If you are who you are. I'd go gay for you. No homo. I can accept that

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yeah, i'm fine... i just hope i have happier dreams of Yui tonight...

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Goodnight everyone.

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sleep well. have nice dreams of your waifu

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As long as it's not something internal and you're trying to bury yuyu
Good night have a good sleep

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I are who I are, you big gay

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I said i'd know even if we're just humble anons together

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*summoning rori poster*

so i made some ribeye
is this safe to eat? like i feel like it's a little bit too raw?
or am i good to go here...

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Are you trying to troll us? Of course that's good!

What can I say, you know me. We have a long history. Hope you are well.

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fuck... that's relieving.. like since i already ate half lol
i usually go a little longer with it so i genuinely wasn't if it was safe for consumption thanks!

to be honest i prefer my steaks from almost burnt to medium-rare but i'm sure that'd be good, too. diseases are stupid anyway, i believe in them

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i don't believe in them*

ya i just wasn't sure and didn't really wanna take risking spending a day on the shitter for it (:
anyways, was nice, just kinda mushy, ate it with some salt since i heard you're not allowed to use ketchup

>since i heard you're not allowed to use ketchup
ah, use all the ketchup you want. Mr. President himself likes it burnt with ketchup on top. high class if i do say so myself.

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Well i have a history of being a bit of an ares to you in an attempt of jokes hope you didn't take them poorly. You are a good poster. Hopefully things have turned out splendid for you. My big friend

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lol just had deja vu.. actually asked rori poster about this exact same thing months ago... i did
not learn i guess

i was doing groceries last week and bought some "hot sauce" (found sriracha) you recommended i buy and ever since i've been putting it on everything really...
it's gud :3
like i put it on individual tortilla chips n stuff.. all.. the.,. things :3

sriracha sauce is good. i know Joe Rogan uses that stuff a lot. it's great to put on individual chips! mix it in salsas, put on sammiches, steaks, eggs, everything.
just... don't put too much. i know i shill for hot sauce a lot, but there's a line between eating sauce and enhancing flavor

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nah i think ill be fine putting on too much this stuff is hot but i can handle it
also bought like a small tabasco bottle sauce thingy that's supposed to be really really hot
and it says "made in USA" so i expect great things of course :3
haven't tried it yet tho

Things have been going okay, my spaniard friend.

well, my main concern is that you taste only sauce and not the rest of the ingredients. i know i've messed up a few meals that way
i don't think i've ever tried that stuff but i'm sure it's good. enjoy it!

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it's never too late to subscribe to hatoba tsugu on youtube or follow her twitter @HatobaTsugu she loves the support of her fans

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hello friend!

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Nice to hear things are going for you freund
Here's hoping things pick up even better for you

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ah. sure youre right about that too much is manageable but it won't taste nice ye...

me neither, ill try someday, not sure yet what to use it with

btw experiencing 8D Audio rn is fucking trippy :3
use headphones!
soundcloud.com/lilsoulil/alan-walker-on-my-way-ft-sabrina-carpenter-farruko-8d-audio

why support someone that doesen't even upload consistently?
not trying to sound mean or anything don't misunderstand but i find it odd to support a channel that appears to be ded/inactive

>+wave

hello! i saw your post about your dream, sounds fairly unsettling, i hope your future dreams a lot more cute and comfy
because i love her and i want her to succeed. also she uploaded a video not very long ago to her twitter, i think the inconsistency is part of the charm.

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but i only have 2 audio channels...
also i feel like that could've been utilized better
>why support someone that doesen't even upload consistently?
>why support an anime that isn't being produced anymore?
thanks fren. i hope you have dreams of Tsugu and happy

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i see
well i don't want to question your intentions or drive to "shill" her since that'd be rude of me to do.
keep it up i guess maybe it'll even be more consistent in the future

just try it's nice i wonder how it'll sound in my car ill be taking some 8D tracks with me on the trip later for testing

ok fine i agree since i myself have a lot of series i value highly which obviously aren't being produced anymore.... maybe i was too quick to type that up and didn't really think about it more

i did listen to it, but i think it could be better. i don't know if i'm right, but i might be and that's all i need.
sorry for criticizing you.

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i hope i do too

>well i don't want to question your intentions or drive to "shill" her
you can question my drive to shill all day, it's alright.

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maybe i'll preempt you here, i dont really care if anyone subscribes to or follows her, just that they watch the videos, i just thought it was kind of funny. Maybe i'll change what i say when i first show up from now on

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is gud :3
u don't have to

alright you two
i think ill keep looking for some music and then ill be leaving for a short nighttime joyride, as always (sorry earth poster)

until next time

&&am out, for now

thanks, i hope you have a nice comfy drive, good night!

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have a nice day and a nice drive!

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Come back safe and enjoy the night ride

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i'm gonna go take a shower. anyone wanna come with?

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no i already showered today. and im too shy.

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My old friends gone
You big lovable poster take care of yourself until see you next time

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Quite the number of fate claimers, this pleases me

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nevermind. i forgot i had a haircut today. will shower after that
gonna go do something else in the meantime

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that hair does look kinda long. i bet it'll look really cute afterwards, have fun!

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i want to keep my hair longer but i don't know if it'd look good.
nothing like a mullet or anything, just something that can infringe over the ears

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long hair looks nice. you should pick whatever you want

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i'll go get it cut now and try to grow it out until the end of summer and see what happens.
i'm probably genetically destined to be bald anyway, not to imply i'm shaving my hair.

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its ok i'll still be your friend even if you go bald.

hello!

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Not quite

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