You're a cannibal. You have the chance to either eat Emma Watson or Taylor Swift. Which one do you cook and eat...

You're a cannibal. You have the chance to either eat Emma Watson or Taylor Swift. Which one do you cook and eat? Justify you choice.

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Emma, much more tender meat

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Weinstein was going to eat her before she escaped

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Gross and what a waste

I’m not eating either fsggot. Not enough meat. Need a fatty for sure

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do i get to keep them captive and fuck them foir long as want first?

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Yes

Watson, because one fewer feminist in the world is always a good thing.

Meats probably all tough and bitter, though.

I am eating Emma and keeping Taylor locked up in my basement, for fun and stuff...

Yeaaah, that's not how meat works. She's still young and tender. Would cook up beautifully.

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Well, maybe not tough, but all that self-importance and baseless persecution complex has got to have tainted the flavour somewhat.

You know if you wanted to run with the whole "man dominates feminist" schtick, you'd have more fun if you enjoyed Emma. Your victory would taste good and you know it

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I'd probably eat their legs and arms first, so that they can't escape my basement. Emma first, because Taylor is going to be the mother of my kids. The males one i would cook and eat and the girls, i would keep to fuck next.

Id dip pieces of taylor in emmas pureed remains like pita and hummus. Praise Allah.

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>Taylor is going to be the mother of my kids.
she has no hips, you’ll be lucky to get one healthy child out of her

>Y-you take that back!
Caesarean, because i dont want the kid to ruin her sweet and fragile pussy.

Emma because she is a horrible actress

That's why you beat the meat. To tenderize it.

Both

Taylor Swift. A little less shitty music.

Taylor Swift because I actually want to hang on to the remote possibility of fucking Emma Watson.

Eat Emma because I like Taylor's music.

>not just fucking your food