EMERGENCY PLEASE HELP MY LIFE IS IN DANGER CALL FEDS OR 911 I AM AT 106 AMORA AVE VENICE FL LIFE IN DANGER BY EUROPEAN...

EMERGENCY PLEASE HELP MY LIFE IS IN DANGER CALL FEDS OR 911 I AM AT 106 AMORA AVE VENICE FL LIFE IN DANGER BY EUROPEAN SPIES NOT A JOKE PLS ANYONE

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good riddance

Ok

be more specific?

Cool story bro.

sent ;)

sent my ISIS brothers to assist you mohammad

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Put me in the screencap if this is real

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So u posted on Yea Forums instead of calling the police
> top kek

of course this is happening in Florida lel

Not as real as my investment opportunity into gold, I just need your banking information to get you started on your path to a golden shower.

called the Justice League!

Why u want an empty house to get swatted?

Pics or it didn't happen

>already two threads
Awww shieeet this isn’t going to become the next Elon musk spam is it?

Tf is going on b

Get a load of this guy

>European spies
Oh no what are they going to do? Breath garlic and surrender to you?

Which European spies? I'm not going to rat my own out, but if it's those fucking Danes then I'll load up my van and come help you out in person.

Guessing OP's dead now

The fucken Danes have him.

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Put me in the screen cap im fameous now Yea Forumsois

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Hmmm

Mods

I called sarasota sheriff and they said that someones on the way already

Put me in the screen cap, lads.

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I live near there, worth taking some popcorn and heading over?

me too man, didn't know there were any Yea Forumstards in Venice

I called Kevin Spacey

Fuck you, now I want popcorn but it's 3 in the fucking morning.

OH SHI-

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Hmmmm, ok

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I posted a msg under #MeToo on Twitter.

>EUROPEAN SPIES
What are they gonna do attack you with their sporks

Hit you over the head with a crunchy bread roll?