>be me >spend years on Yea Forums >lazy neet no job >mind corrupted by constant desensitization >dad finally done with my shit >tells me to get a job or get the fuck out of his house >apply to a bunch of shitty places don't find any work >uncle is over for dinner, dad talking to him about it >uncle is a cop >he suggests applying for 911 dispatch, says he could slide in a recommendation for me >"its super easy, they'll need a background check and you'll train for 2 weeks before they put you on a line" >follow his advice, apply, actually get accepted >training is fine, the center is 90% female and trainer is a cute milf >bunch of basic bullshit calls, people reporting fires, drunk dials, the occasional assault >finally get put on my own line >no activity for me 1st day >2nd day I come in, line rings immediately >its a guy on the phone >he's screaming in to the mic that his wife left him for his boss and he got fired >he lost everything and he's going to shoot himself in the head >freeze up and panic, not sure what to say >most real and intense moment of my life >Yea Forums autism kicks in >"do it faggot" >cover my mouth after i say it, quickly try to think of some way to defuse this fuck up >hear gunshot over the line and what sounds like the phone hitting the floor >quickly cut off the call >immediately leave and drive home with wide open eyes
alone in home turned off cellphone laying here with the lights off contemplating fleeing the country
Michael Harris
DO IT FAGGOT
Cameron Brooks
any word from your job?
Liam King
DID
Michael Richardson
The madlad This is fucking epic I mean it’s bad but try to put yourself in a Yea Forumstard coming to your thread expecting some typical beta NEET cuck asking for help because he can’t look for himself and then your fucking plot twist just killed me 11/10 would read again If this is b8 then you’re a fucking master at it .. if not, you’re just a fucking savage lol
>Houston dispatcher Crenshanda Williams was charged April 19 for repeatedly interfering with thousands of 911 emergency calls. “Ain’t nobody got time for this," she said. "For real.”
Also, i think you might be fucked Not wanting to scare you but take this in consideration: >random guy calls 911 >say he’s gonna an hero >dispatcher tells him to “do it faggot” >gunshot in neighbourhood where it happened >neighbors call 911 >multiple cars turn up >break in with guns pointing everywhere yelling POLICE GET ON THE GROUND >find man dead with gun on floor, blood spatter everywhere and a phone on the floor >somehow this is suspicious, let’s find out who was on the other side of the line >911
They’ll find out, you’re fucked You might even make the news gg OP
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Nathan Ortiz
Do? Nothing, unless you're part of a sect that considers prayer to be taking action
Parker Scott
10 to 20 years imprisonment for voluntary manslaughter. At best you're doing 6.5 years, at least in the states.
>put a gun to your own head when the police show up >plead insanity in court (the fact that you use Yea Forums is proof enough) >go to mental detention center >spend life alone like you were before >profit...?
Lucas Sanchez
To be fair I'm sympathetic to this guy because he explained it correctly. He didn't kill this guy. He's a stupid kid that doesn't know how to answer.
I'll pray he gets a good judge to have mercy on him.
Blake Murphy
Not guilty
Caleb Morris
Previously on AMC's epic 911 dispatchers
Ayden Russell
Good luck in prison son
Cameron Cooper
Remember children you're better off unemployed
Jacob Hall
Nice story retard. I refuse to believe that anyone is that poorly adjusted.
Michael Hall
I think you have to indulge this one due to quality alone...
Pretty sure you failed a big test is all; from my understanding some departments will test their new dispatchers in this way.
Maybe we've even read the same article about it? Maybe.
Carson White
The made-up stories here are getting more lame by the day.
Lucas Wilson
Coulda shot the air and threw something on the floor
Lucas Diaz
>>he's screaming in to the mic that his wife left him for his boss and he got fired Chad boss
You literally could panic and be absent from trying to give this guy consolation and think he's really going to kill himself therefore you're going to handle it your way.
Wouldn't he be responsible if he tried?
David Jones
All compelling arguments in court.
Best for you is you didn't do shit. See how lenient they are after they hear it
Not guilty, build up a good defense get your probation
At least one cocksucker is gonna argue OPhad no tact on the guy that lost his job and wife.
James Martin
OP gone
Isaac Johnson
At least he's not that bitch.
Christopher Butler
Include me in screencap lol. Rip Op
Elijah Cruz
Christ some people are normies man.
Imagine hearing that from a dispatcher
Gavin Lee
Pray the suicide is not a nigger
Austin Thompson
I'm starting to think the police got him.
Adam Roberts
He would have walked the dinosaur by now....
Isaiah Scott
Get out of the states now OP! I hear the Philippines are nice.
Henry Mitchell
Trying is worth it.
Ethan Ward
lol anyone who believes this is fucking retarded
Elijah Hernandez
I automatically heard trouble when I read that shit.
Remember children fuck the police
Henry Anderson
If true then its okay it happens all the time
Charles Foster
This wouldn't have happened if you were just allowed to stay a NEET.
Selfish parents.
Dominic Kelly
Can't spell manslaughter without laughter
Hudson Bailey
He's gonna pay for it. Not cheap if he can get his son off.
William Bell
OP have fun in prison. When bubba takes his horse cock out and slaps it off your pasty incel buttcheeks you should turn around and use the exact same line
