This pizza gave me diarrhea in 5 minutes flat

This pizza gave me diarrhea in 5 minutes flat.

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I love pizza that does that.

*rubs hands together*

I salute your trips, but you have the constitution of a pussy if pizza gives you diarrhea.

looks good though

Yeah, makes you gain less weight from it.

It makes me sick, causes my blood pressure to go up.

go see a doctor, that should not happen, might have food poisoning

Are you sure it wasnt the crazy bread or dipping sauce? Usually the pizza is fine, but found problems with the sides.

>pizza
Just call it what it is, garbage