This pizza gave me diarrhea in 5 minutes flat

This pizza gave me diarrhea in 5 minutes flat.

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I love pizza that does that.

*rubs hands together*

I salute your trips, but you have the constitution of a pussy if pizza gives you diarrhea.

looks good though

Yeah, makes you gain less weight from it.

It makes me sick, causes my blood pressure to go up.

go see a doctor, that should not happen, might have food poisoning

Are you sure it wasnt the crazy bread or dipping sauce? Usually the pizza is fine, but found problems with the sides.

>pizza
Just call it what it is, garbage

stop eating processed shit garbage food

Happened to me too. Sucks.

Its so fucking soaked in shitty grease from pepperoni and the disgusting cheese they use, what'd you expect?

Fuck you, Little Caesars is the best.

Ask for the fuck you heavy on the pussy next time.

they got a lot of balls calling that pizza

$20 says you didn't wash your hands before eating food with your hands.

NEVER EAT LITTLE CAESAR'S!!!! That shit is disgusting. The employees who make it are disgusting. Fuck that shit

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Would eat anyway.

That much grease, cheese, bread, and general shit would give anyone diarrhea.

I threw up violently one night after eating that shit, the worst nausea I had ever felt. I’ll never eat it again.

LC pepperoni gives me heartburn in seconds flat

I worked at a LC's for a year. Worst thing I ever did was stuff liquid shit under the layer of cheese for one of the pizzas LOL.

AMA

So you have a stupidly weak stomach. Good to know.

lmao

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