Okay Yea Forums you have the power to end the world however you want. How do you end the world?

If you understand physics though that would only put us back in time about 5 minutes

Everyday one random person sets ablaze. Eating cereals. Fire. Taking a shit. Fire. Driving your kids to school, not today! Fire. Everyday till none is left.

AI fueled entirely by memes destroys the planet

Just like thanos... one click... remove half the world population, mainly the ruling elite and the corrupt - then make the world a better place for everyone.

Spotted Alexandria Occasional Horseface

bump

What’s a matter Jew... if everything is fair and equal you can’t make no shekels.

One day humanity will be free of your usery.

> Kill all polictical/social figureheads and families
> flickodawrist.gif
> Annihilate teh interwebs
> gives everyone super powers
> but they only work if you kill someone
> and practice makes perfect
> tell them they can't use their powers
> Gives all livestock, lower food tier animals, etc. extreme defensive measures
> Especially, plants.
> Humanity goes ape shit
> They kill me
> GodisDead.niche.jpeg
> Generations pass
> Godisnotdead.god.jpeg
> Only the strongest powers survive
> Bi-Yearly "games" to determine strongest power in Metahumans
> Plants are worshiped as Gods
> Global warming
> All plants but cactus die
> Cactus worshiped as the true God
> All of humanity moves inside a cactus
> Generations pass
> CactaMetaHumans form a symbiotic relationship with Cactus
> Cactus finally begins decaying
> Cactaolism begins to collapse
> CactaMetaHumans leave in a great purge
> Incinerated by the sun as soon as they exit the cactus
> Thus humanity ends
> Kill the rest with an identical earth consisting of Solid lead heading on the same trajectory as the current one
> Wanted.mp4

I'll have what he's having.

Giant solar flare. Quick and painless.

Real fucking lameo

beans

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shit got real

I'd go for your average demon invasion from Mars.
If you know what I mean.

jews

>less than 1 baby is born per day worldwide
brainlet

I personally like the machine uprising, combined with nuclear armageddon.

discord
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A flying 8 inch cock that goes around fucking everyone to death then moving on to the next one and repeat. They will try to nuke the cities it's 'in' but nothing will stop it. The air force and army will try but just end up fucked to death like the rest of them

Same thing, newfag

In other words, Elon Musk did it

Loliattack in which an army of lolis take over the world

What in the actual fucksickle?
What is going on?
What degeneracy is this?
This... This, is why I want to kill myself... shit like this is the degenerate cancer that one day will kill us all

HUGE GUTS

>Be me
>Control the pentagon
>Nuke Venezuela
>Nuke China
>Nuke Russia
>Just wait...
Later virgins

RIP AND TEAR...
...UNTIL IT IS DONE !!

Deathnote IRL

>mfw I'm Kira

Turn all the water in the world into shit.
All of it.

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On the surface if our Sun, braided electric currents accrete the atoms into heavier elements which then rain down into the core. In the core of the Sun, a new planet is slowly forming. At some point a critical threshold will be reached and the planet will be ejected.

And this new planet will have an immense electric charge. During the daytim it will be as brilliant as the Sun, appearing as a star, or a comet. And it will approach our planet. The plasma sheath of our planets will connect and in a few, short hours all life on the planet will be extinguished and the surface will resemble that of Mars.

Turn everyone into a bunch of qt shemales and traps
Nobody reproduces and thus dies out within a generation

Unless you mean Asexual Futanaris

Supernova in about 100 billion years

Bump

Watching our sun go nova, by somehow being clued into knowing when it's going to happen so everyone gets to see it coming.

Perhaps the most brilliant flash of light you'll have ever seen, cuing the near-instantaneous end of your existence. I'd crack a beer, light a joint, and sit back on a beach somewhere where it'd be sunset at the time it happens.

Just a lot of nukes. Dig a hole underground and nuke it too. Nuke the moon for good measure. Just in case. Wouldn't want the infestation to survive and take hold again.

Bump

Peacefully, after every living being has done all there is to do. I would slowly lumber all living things into sleep and then end it by ripping their atoms apart.

How would you prevent Humans from escaping to an other star?

Would be too late

Bump

By having it happen within the next month or so: the only people who could reasonably afford to escape today would find themselves stranded, alone, and with no long-term support or supply, to die looking back at the ruins of the only place they'd ever called home.

...plus let's be real: they wouldn't be able to get far enough away in time

Replacing all food with chef boyardee

Something quick and reliable. I don't see the point in making people suffer, they're going to be gone afterwards. Juts rip off the bandaid yeah

this but worldwide +demon rape for few just for good measure

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If you make a loud noise, you die.

nuclear launch codes from all countries and deploy them all at once against each other

THe sun would have exploded before humans are wiped out this way lmao.

It's gonna be hot as fuck though with everyone cuddling and cumming with an ahegao face in each others arms

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Soo... A Quiet Place?

> be me
> on that dolphin pussy withdrawal
> walk outside with only one thing on my mind
> arrive at the gates of SeaWorld
> using the energy being built up inside me from anticipation, I kiss my fist, and send the gates flying miles into the sky
> posture is of an Olympian fucking god
> people notice me and panic for what's about to cum; run while they still can!
> each step I take sinks me lower into the ground
> I'm as heavy as two suns and a cow now
> mfw the only thing that's left of my mind is concerned about is "fucking that dolphin"
> literally walking through solid ground
>finally break through the dolphin tank wall
> Water around me vaporizes
> see my prize flopping on the wet floor
> mfw
> firmly, I grasp
> after two weeks of pounding, with one final thrust I send a shockwave that kills all life on earth
> after 5 minutes, I look around
> I see that my clothes, the tank, and SeaWorld are no more
> I feel numb, and my life fading
> as I collapse, with one breath, i say,
> "ngl, that was kinda gross"

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Contact with an alien race leading to a long bloody war we eventually lose earth to

Not like A Quiet Place. Sometimes in A Quiet Place you make a noise but you don't die.

Genocide against the niggers!

Sephiroth style
>summon giant meteor into solar system
>picking of each planet as it plummets twords sun
>collides with sun causing massive implosion of sun destroying everything in its vicinity

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Yesss
This is honestly the best way to go out imho. It would be so wonderful~

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delete all types of porn

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>Create an arena in Africa with residence that's able to host the entire human race
>Everyone is forced to wear a chastity belt, mass surveillance, eversingle person given a small room (Japanese type capsule night hotel type shit
>My guards will be A.I fused , steroid hairless chimps with free will but still loyal to me who can abuse their power (rape, beat, mock, steal inmates food, maybe even kill inmates)
>Forced conscriptions for all males and females to train Gladiator style to the death, all ages.
>Male and female category separate
>Create a throne for me to Sentence losers to death or save them for later plans
>The winners each day will spend the night with me and my personal harem, inmates will be able to see this (broadcasted to them at night in their capsules, almost like that 2nd episode in Black Mirror)
>Reminder that they are always wearing chastity belts unless they need the bathroom, where the chastity belt will adjust automotively
>This will go on for years and years until the population eventually runs out
>The last remaining male and female will be granted Freedom and a location of choice to live out their lives
>After many years, their only male child turns 18 and goes "missing"
>I capture him and force him to become a trap in my harem, feminizing him
>I return to the couple and bond them
>I transform into my Kek like state with a 12 inch huge green hairy uncut cock and reveal their new daughter to them while I breed, ravaging his tight pink boipussy till he bleeds.
>Execute the mother by chocking her with muh dick covered in anal blood and leave the father and son for good this time
>Mankind absolutely BTFO

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Get muslims elected to every political position

Ill slowly kill the population with my farts. Democrats will blame the cows but it was me all along. They will ban cows causing a civil war which ultimately leads to ww3 and the apocalypse

I'd turn everyone into Tang