Ylyl
> The other one is shit.
Ylyl
Anyone know what video this is from?
Made me kek
Yikes
Conspiracy
implying this isn't
all the other ones or just the other one?
Based Sowell
>fukken saved
how does one get a shoe-polishing TV? asking for a friend
WINNER!!!
here is of the older times
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
teacher turns to the class and exclaims: "hey kids, this guy's father is an alcoholic"
>factually correct
>morally wrong
chose both
What?
What?
>your father is an alcohol
>i tell evrryone
>it's true, so i'm factually correct
>it's also a dickmove, so i'm morally wrong
wtf is this from lol
>The Life and Times of OP: An Autobiographical Study of Faggotry
i don't know the name of that movie
how he keeps missing???
How come you never see black school shooters?
How come you keep posting this shitty bait?
>Also, your grammar is shit.
Just stop, niggers don't go to school and they murder each other wholesale.
that's intentional isn't it?
What's your fucking point retard?
>that's intentional isn't it?
I kind of doubt it.
Anyone who interprets that sexually would instantly get nauseated at the thought of what the old biddy's cooch must smell like.
I don't think they would want a muffin ad to deliberately get people nauseated.
Because they don't want to get caught, so they shoot each other in the streets
Kekd
at least the other one is being posted on lol
You’re a retard
Factually correct
It kept getting bigger and bigger...
>then it hit me
Fuck! Magic eye rules apply to this picture.
>niggers going to school
April fools was yesterday
discord
[dXb]-l32l-[dXb]
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no
Excellent
Couldn't retain
riley ried
wtf is this and why does it always hurt my dick peepers when I try look at it ?
Kekked. I'm done. Thanks guys.
I'd like to see her stick those out a car window at 75 mph
Take you fucking meds you paki fucking nigger
I'd like to see her fit in a car
>filname
It's nice to see Dave Chappelle still working.
discord..gg/HbRS6bR (remove the extra dot.)) Shitposting Yea Forums autistic server with no rules. Post whatever you want! CP GORE LOLI/SHOTA !!!
I joined and got kicked for posting about Jesus.
don't lose faith, brother, we need to spread the good news of the Lord
To be fair, his head was the only thing he had going for him
Call the amberlamps
Yeah, rumor was that tongue could tear a pussy up...
do the tampon dance
Out Fucking standing. That is sage as fuck
Did the bitch moan in TTS?
Wtf is wrong with this pic and why does it hurt my brain.
Lost hard
Kek lost at dick peepers good day sir
Omg bro... I'm laughing so hard because of your comment that was hilarious
No it wasn't.
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
My fucking sides
>Based Sowell
Just call her your pet-slut and incest will be irrelevant...until your offspring comes out looking like this
No
Sowell's a fag, primping like the exact thing he's decrying, a self-righteous cunt
#fags4fags
Cross eyed chink cat lel
cannot fucking unsee
You have to watch the re - edit
Imagine sucking so much cock that you can't help but post Facebook memes about a handegg team.
I see it...its a sail boat.
life.
This. One is fine but a series?
Nigger lol
I hate this goddamn picture
lost
This is exactly right. Russia's hack was a gift
Holy shit, I lowelled.
what's happening here?
Fucking beautiful
sex
need more like this
Free ma niga
Dad, how many times do I have to tell you to stop reposting facebook memes on Yea Forums?
cringe thread?
Anyone who makes fun of chefs for charging high amounts for their food are probably assholes who don't understand how anything works.
that is literally cereal fuckhead
And we spotted the asshole.
You kinda missed my point.
you'll understand one day, when you get older
perhaps, if you actually had a point and stated it, you wouldn't seem like the bigger asshole here
>its about the presentation
>muh experience
>I WENT TO COLLEGE FOR THIS GODDAMMIT!!
Is she dead?
Your point is people are assholes? Riveting
those words aren't a quote
this image isn't "factually correct"
but go ahead, believe anything you read on the internet if it makes you feel cozy
Pics or it didn't happen
shit what video is the sound from the end from? I know ive heard that wheeze before
Someone please have "the tale of lucifer niggerbastard" or "Bean Boy" funniest shit ever, i. Lost my laptop and need the funny back. Bamping with tits.
geese have corkscrew vaginas
>filename
Check muh dubs niggers
>pretentious douche detected
spotted the "chef". Nigga saw a coupla episodes of some Gordon Ramsey shits and signed up for a culinary class at the community college down the block.
No Skyler, you're not a chef, you're a fuckin fry cook.
Fuck me source?
ugh. cringe sweetie. ugh. so cringe. ugh
Diana Deets
Thomas the Nain Engine
Found and saved on /b...
Ow
The worst part is that the sticker is not even leveled or centered.
soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi
fuck
sub tuna?
I guess you could say he is a "fry by night" chef
Bus anut dumbass
aeiou
Saved
Yes
Lost
In this landwhale's defense, brussel sprouts are shit
Nah you just have shit tastes
Asparagus is better
Google "obvious plant". This guy is awesome.
Kek
Was that nerve gas?
no your mom just likes to dress like a slut
What is it?
And then, the chinks had duck for dinner.
Unfortunately this one has turned into shit as well
Come on thats some reddit tier shit
Posting some classics
So is Yea Forums, stop being ignorant and go back to your cock threads dumbo.
Top shelf samefag cringe.
just roast em and they're good
roast em with mixed veggies, onions, potatoes, carrots, celery, cauliflower and some garlic and they're godlike
Neural network hallucination
Rinse, cut in half, olive oil (light), salt, dill weed, oven at 400 until lightly browned and flakey on cookie tray. It will change your fucking life.
ADVANCED cancer
Awful posts
BLACKED
So they can talk about nannies? What's the joke?
Boomers log off
lost
What does this dude do in his spare time?
you've posted this before and it was bad then, please stop
Oh good grief! I'd punch that b*tch in the face then shove the sprout down her throat! I hate ignorant people who claim veggies are gross when they won't even try them!
>Lucifer niggerbastard
God damn I haven't read that in so long. Use to have on an old laptop in pdf format but not anymore. Sorry I'm not helpful just wanted to comment on good taste.
O shit lel
I miss the thread variety here. Led to some good random shit
ur mum
sits on my cock
Uh oh
Most of them dropped out beforehand
fuck me miley cyrus is getting weirder and weirder as time goes on
Telling the Nurth there.
The niggress beats 2/3/5 ez
Who drew these
watch anime and Yea Forums
I remember a school I had in an ITV class was getting in trouble for a rumor of something like this happening.
Shit, lady! Calm yo tits!
I think I get it... but just to be sure, someone explain this one to me.
What is the answer?
What is this refering to?
lost
Niggers are 13% of population while they commit half the crimes
Gross chick
This niggers my nannies. Quit being a noll you Nump voter.
fuuneh
Have you been told to go fuck yourself today?
Too soon...
WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT!? I'M SCARED
When I first looked at this I thought I was legit having a stroke
You
maybe I do, maybe I don't
That's because you are a coward
if she liked it, she would've eaten two garbage bags full of it and still be fat
Wow
Weak.
Article 13 be like
what movie?
lost
At first i was like who's that bear and what is he holding?