Femanons of Yea Forums

Femanons of Yea Forums.

Why don't you have a boyfriend?

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Women do not use Yea Forums

Prove it.

Arnt traps enough proof.

femanon here. i actually do have a boyfriend (surprisingly), and he hates the fact that i browse Yea Forums lol.

my husband and i do it together. lol

Because I’m celibate now. I just don’t want one.

because i get sick of significant others and want alone time. i despise sharing my bed with someone else, it's sweaty and claustrophobic. also haven't met anyone worth that much time.

No bf, sure. Celibate is crazy talk.

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>dubs of disappointment checked
We would never get along, I'm a snuggler.

Because i studied. Once you do that, the pool of people to look up to, gets incredibbly small.

As small as OPs dick.

I don't know why he doesn't like it... Hey, let's see your tits!

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>also haven't met anyone worth that much time
if any of us truly valued our time, we sure as fuck wouldn't be here, would we?

i do :)

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Crazy-cat lady detected.

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I do. Actually he's my fiance. I met him flaming waifufags on here and I'm marrying him into my country soon

lost

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>is elitist
>blames others
Hows the weather up on that high horse?

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>be me
>want a femanon gf
>realize girls dont use the internet
>kindasad.jpeg

They use it. They just don't use Yea Forums

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It's probably because I don't put enough effort into trying right now, because I also value being single for the fact that I can do what I want mostly uninterrupted for hours. I still crave a guy though, but I don't victimize myself but not having one. There's nothing worse than "waaa I don't have a man in my life but I ignore every guy who shows interest in me" women. I'd need a guy who also wouldn't mind doing his own thing for a while.

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>They use it. They just don't use Yea Forums
They used to along time ago, before all the incels and doxxers and racist shitlords chased them out.

You'd be amazed at how many nude chan girls there here in 2005-2008, basically every weekend, before they got sick of being doxxed.

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agree

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Because I'm fat, this has happened all my life, once I know someone and think that we could be something he tells me that I'm his friend or he has a new gf or even worse "i just met someone".

I fucking hate myself and I can't do anything about it bc I'm a fat lazy slut. sorry for my english, it's bad, I know.

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Because I have a girlfriend instead lol

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Finally someone being honest with herself. Good luck to you, user. Have you ever tried dating apps? You have a higher chance of finding someone who is into bigger girls there.

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Humm..

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bc lezanon. been on 4ch for years. fems jsut dont out themself. we're all faggots here.

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just lose weight? maybe it takes a year, but changes your whole life

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Women that are single for long periods of time are defective in some way. Fat, ugly, mentally ill, etc. Beware of the single women over 25, especially if she owns her own house and has never been married.

They're ok to fuck, but that's it.

girls get autism too - just not as much as boys.

Any femanon you find on here is going to be fugly, obese and most likely on the spectrum.

And that is what we call a "fact".

kek are you 14 holy shit

definitely not a fact /// femanon 8/10 here, but yes autismo and mentally off a bit. so whoever said that is right lol

Believe it or not, I used to mine those hills with much success. Finding women who have never been married, own their own homes and are over 30 has its own rewards.

>femanon
>gives HERSELF a 8/10

Broads never say they're pretty. They always tell everyone "how ugly I am!"

kek. nice dry, fella.

43. And I'm 100% correct. Any women worth having is already married by 30.

femanons on Yea Forums are like unicorns. everyone here is some kind of special retardo.

oh, occasionally a femanon will come on here to show tits or something to get positive feedback, but to participate in general discussions, nah.

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Yeah, they usually don't mind that you have a wife.

Dude it's right in the rules of the internet. There are no girls on the internet. How new are you???

I'm telling you, some of the best blowies I ever got was from women in their 30's who had never been married. It's like they were desperate to land a man, they figured they'd do it with their throats.

I still wound up marrying the 20 year old.

Or they really, REALLY like the Jonas brothers and still make Bristol board signs involving glitter.

Got that backwards, friendo. The 20 year olds don't care if you have a wife because they believe your bullshit about the "wife not understanding" you.

30 year olds and up know it's bullshit.

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I got my wife into Yea Forums. I’ve been here for 8 years, now she’s on more than I am. Lol.

You dont have to bullshit the older ones. They're either ok with it or totally against it. I'm generalizing of course

Oh I agree. They're great for fucking. They're desperate for a man and they've had a lot of practice. They're just not marriage material.

Yeah. But the older ones are way quicker on the "so, you're going to leave her, right?" questions.

Womyn. All the same.

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We are now in agreement. I wouldn't marry them either now. Of course, I'm never getting married again anyway after 2x failures.

Ukrainian Hookers for me from here on out. Cheaper than wives my boys.

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good gifs, my dude

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>claustrophobic
entirely your fault. I'm on a medium-sized bed and we don't even touch each other unless we explicitly want to. get with the times and buy a bed fit of a person in current year.

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Just remember you don't have to be skinny, just don't be fat and most guys don't care

that's just how it is. Chad will always seem retarded from now on. lower your visual standards and hook up with an engineer.

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QED

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dubs?

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Lonely, I'm guessing.

Femanon here I don't have a boyfriend because I have commitment issues and every guy I really want a relationship ends up not wanting one with me or I end up realizing I don't really want to date them.

That's a pretty universal feeling.

Yeah. I've lead on a lot of people on accident. Let me tell you first hand it feeling fucking awful.

>I have commitment issues

borderline disorder detected

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