no you laut you luus?
YLYL!!!1
No you laut you luus?
Ian Price
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Adrian Bailey
Daniel Perry
Ayden Cook
Cooper Watson
Zachary Sanders
Daniel Ross
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Aaron Kelly
Owen Davis
can someone post that edgy avenger meme
Carter Mitchell
Joshua White
Reply to Ray Pist or your 13 year old gf will be raped in her sleep tonight
Jordan Bell
thank me later... or now ;)
Isaac Torres
...
Liam Morgan
reply or moma big liven't
Jaxon Roberts
n0!
Ethan Walker
Thanks man take my up vote.
Liam Parker
Nicholas Sanchez
Ryan Gonzalez
Asher Wright
HOW MANY JEWS DOES IT TAKE TO HEAT AN OVEN?
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Sebastian Peterson
Double B A Z O O P E R
William Scott
LOST.
Jaxson Cox
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Isaiah Wilson
Thomas Cooper
who the hell is this guy? i honestly don't know. Can anyone tell newfag this story plz?
Hunter Wilson
Jaxson Green
more pls
Benjamin Clark
Oliver Miller
Ethan Gomez
Sage this is a bad ylyl
Alexander Robinson
Colton Murphy
This is the story.
Christian Scott
so that's it? and pic of the guy is random or it's his name IRL?
Christopher Wilson
Was gonna give you a like for the quads but the buttons gone missing
Isaac Lee
Camden Fisher
It's his real name, he's a convicted rapist too and his girlfriend really is 13.
Henry Sanchez
discord
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David Sanders
Asher Brown
Lost hard.
Jeremiah Cooper
Julian Jenkins
Its only been 40 posts give it a chance
Adrian Walker
Parker Lee
Camden Gonzalez
He has severe mental issues involving kids and public masturbation.
Jose Peterson
I have the most disturbing boner....
Jace Garcia
u need an IQ >9000 to understand this
Brandon James
Jayden White
Iost
Tyler Allen
Jason Young
All you gotta learn is reincarnate is a thing and death doesn't exist.
Leo Sanders
even if reincarnating is a thing it doesn't matter.
none of use remember being a life before this one, so after this life the person we are now is doomed to oblivion.
Luis Lee
Those trips don't lie Satan.
Chase Gomez
Elijah Murphy
yeah, u reincarnate into dust
your atoms will be part of other beings and inanimate objects as well
John Kelly
worst ylyl I've seen
sage in all fields
Robert Thomas
Adam Sanchez
Who cares about this life, everything's going to be fucked in 20 years anyway. Reincarnate into a utopian universe where every one lives forever, the global GDP is $40000 and drugs are legal.
Lucas Hernandez
u jelly 4 seeing new content instead of the fried same botspam'd maymeems?
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Your atoms turn to dust but they arnt you
Jackson Hall
He's a big four eyes.
Elijah Roberts
u now what else is big?
>not my dick :'V
John Ross
so how can I be sure I am me if my atoms are constantly being replaced?
we are just a similar (but not exact) copy of ourselves from the past seconds, like clones
Zachary Cruz
You know what else is also big?
This guy's glasses.
Brayden Ortiz
trips of truth
Jacob Jackson
Juan Williams
In bird culture, this is considered a dick move.
Easton Brown
Like
Parker Moore
I like you user.
Adam Torres
trips of love
Eli James
Take you meds you muda fucka
Nolan Nguyen
kek
Levi Wood
How much of a newfag can someone be lurk more faggot
Gabriel White
Levi Hughes
I know right, how can you not know who he is.
Andrew Ward
Jpg nigger memes aren't funny
Blake Evans
Kevin Nelson
William Bell
Lost.
Sebastian Baker
Thomas Cox
STFU MEDS you paki spastic
Alexander Johnson
did we ever get an explanation on this or is it just a new meme
Hunter King
Who cares?
Fuck you.
Samuel Gutierrez
Nicholas Baker
have a (You)
Brody Morris
lost
my wallet
where is it?
Noah Peterson
Shitty post, end it.
Josiah Jenkins
sm moar for you lil pal
Anthony Mitchell
you forgot your meme
Kayden Brooks
Lol.
Kevin Bailey
discord
[-X-]-d3b-[-X-]
.gg/vvftDyy
Ryder Brooks
fuck off you fag
Matthew Rivera
God damn that may be the most Seattle thing I've ever seen
Lincoln Murphy
Stop talking to robots.
Blake Cook
This man just got engaged to his 13 year old girlfriend and he likes to hurt cats.
Andrew Cook
Ethan Stewart
And you're jealous cause you wanted his dick to yourself.
Luke Myers
Guess you're mad he didn't call you back after you put out on a first date
Zachary Cooper
Parker Fisher
David Robinson
>Girl
Landon Rogers
Asher Scott
I'm a grown man. This shouldn't make me laugh so hard.
Christopher Howard
Josiah Davis
lmao
Brody Robinson
Almost thought this one was going somewhere, but I don't get it.
Caleb Jones
No, you're a faggot and need to be sent to Iran
Caleb Sullivan
That's why you're an incel
Nicholas Morgan
baba poo man
Zachary Reyes
did someone stole ur food, user?
I can spare mine with you :3
Leo White
a weapon to surpass the gear
Cameron Jackson
Ethan Smith
fucking KYS CUNT!!!
Jayden Rivera
Tyler Peterson
Daniel Morgan
please leave already
Carter Taylor
damn gays fuck off
Adrian Carter
how does it taste¿
Landon Young
well... this is hot
Brody Scott
that was actually a pretty solid documentary series.
Easton Hernandez
i dont know why...but i LOLD
Hudson Thompson
Henry Flores
branton tarrant was a zionist shill
Kayden Watson
I mean, basically the story of NWA, but they still made a lot of valid political commentary.