ITT: We work in an office
ITT: We work in an office
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goddamn who keeps forgetting to clean out the coffee maker? I will put the goddamn thing in my office the next tme i find a dirty filter left in it.
VACATION NOTICE: April 4, Thursday.
Could you do a report for the meeting that starts after 7 minutes?
Let's seize the means of production!
The excel file i have worked on for 3 hours just crashed without saving.
FUCK IT! I'm going for a smoke.
did you get that thing i sent you?
Heeeey Sandra, you hear about the barmitshva? OK greeeaaat. Good talk Sandra. How's the kids?
*kicks copy machine* Piece of shit. Give me my copies! Am I the only one who changes the damn toner cartridge?!?
Look I can rev up my old tank if you want to raid a factory
No. Someone came in the inner workings
if you use the keurig, you refill the keurig
It's called a kettle Hans
You can use the printer from the marketing department, it copies paper with color.
Why are we out of sugar? AGAIN!
Yeah about that Pete came in drunk and thought it was a toilet. He pissed in it.
To: Office all
Cc: Has the Poop Bandit struck once more?
Someone shit inside the toilet paper dispenser in the bathroom on the 2nd floor. I have reason to believe that it was once again the Poop Bandit. We really need to catch this guy.
Tom in Accounting
Yo. My name is Tyrone. I came to job. Where do I sign?
Hey there Tyrone. Come on in, have a seat there sir. Tell us a bit about yourself. How can we help you feel like a part of our little family here at the office?
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hey team, little guy is fundraising for school, remember i know how much you all make
Hey, guys. Don't come to work tomorrow. Trust me.
Jooosh! JOSH!
u got visitor
Oh look, the edgy faggot is gonna shoot us up
Can't believe we have 2 niggers here
Soooooo Jenny!!!
Do you already have plans for the weekend??
Don't worry. We'll just wait for them to steal something or rape somebody and they'll get fired
yo just so everyone knows
we just got bought by microsoft
fuck you, bill gates
I ate nothing but taco bell for a week and now I'm about to let this shit out into the only toileting the 3rd floor. Wish me luck guys.