ITT: we run a company

Sir one of our competitors is about to go under, should we negotiate a buy out?

Hey he sent a draft in

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No, that's illegal. We can't afford to do that AND bribe some government officials

perfect

sorry boss for killing the nigger, i thought he was stealing our products. didnt know he was the cleaning man...

Assist manager here i just recruited 5 niggers in our southern branch facilty. So boss what should they work on?

WOH did you just say the N-word. This is your first warning guys! This behavior will not be tolerated here

Cleaning the toilets because we're getting everyone Chipotle!

you can test the buttblugs and dildos on them.

Good idea

What about the 5 mussies and 2 women that were diversity hired?

nigger

Sell them to a human trafficking cartel and claim they left. Easy!

Sorry bad news folks we got swallowed by fierce competition. Hostile takeover so you been set free go home. Im rich now btw and i hope see you never again

eh we can hire more, you however are getting a raise for being so loyal to the company and customers

r&d on experimental new products, they wanna work here just cause they’re different then they’re gonna deal with different products

Hey so I'm getting Taco Bell for everyone and all the toilets are locked. Have fun!

sir we’ve discovered one of the janitors has been brewing alcohol in one of the supply closets, should we start selling it as a product?

Yes

You monster.

the plumbing bill is coming out of your salary.

Are people not able to digest Taco Bell? The fuck is wrong with your bodies?

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sir we’ve set up a primary distillery in new jersey but we realized the product needs a name, what do we call it?

How are we gonna market /b's signature furry loli trap hentai to the masses?

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you are fired

Closet Brew

Proud assist manager here. I just talked to the democrat bernie sanders. He will have a speech to all employees on friday. Please tell me what you will ask him for a question.

Who's our target demographic?

i would like to ask if we can use niggers as slaves. it would safe us a lot of money, which will help us developing our company

How can I enlarge my penis? I'm asking for a co-worker.

Fuck you. I'm going to wait for you outside. Muffaca

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why didn’t he use meme theory like the giant cheeto man did?

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adult white celebrities in the late 30’s and onward

We need more diversity in staff

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my computer has been infected by the "evil book" virus. awaiting further instruction.

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Execute your computer. This what my instruction manual says

buy the winrar antivirus, should clear it up

Is that whole outsourcing memo supposed to be public knowledge?

I embezzle all of the company's money and then run away

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sir i bought it but now instead of winrar it says "evilbook" before i could install it
more and more of my files are being converted to it
is this the work of the notorious hacker Yea Forums

I'm by the building entrance.

The fuck did you guys do now?

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Nigger

how did these fuckers get to us? we're in cambodia! ...or was it cameroon?

Whose doing those fucking TSA reports!!??!!!?

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looking. with binoculars. cool.

I called them, apparently some of the interns were cooking meth in a sub basement

throw a scat and cocaine snorting party. We need to snort 5 kg of fermented shit before they get in

fineas and pherb: hey guise lets build a scooter

Suck my ass Toby inc.

didn’t we fire you two earlyer this week after the whole “shrooms” incident?

...

Sir, John just died from an OD. Recommend we blame him

hi, i just got here and

WERE MAKING SPORKS

you'll never catch me alive fuckers, down goes the cyanide pill

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imma car i go: shroom shroom. shrooooooooooooo- skrrrrrrt PKKKKKH

Nigger.

Sir we only make sex toys and harmful children toy... wait nvm sporks perfect

Hey I personally assigned those interns to that project, the idea is to make it taste like candy while stilll maintaining it's addictive quality. Think of the children, and their allowance money.

Nice, now I dont have to tell him about getting his wives daughter pregnant.

sporks, sex toys, and alcohol, pretty sure there’s a way we can combine all three.

im starting a fire fuck you

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Oh yeah. Doesn’t she turn 13 this year?

well then IT needs to fix the memo system as I wasn’t told that

Get billy over in R&D on it. I like were this is going

WE FUCKING FOUND IT!!!
EVERYONE GETS A RAISE!!

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man, they grow up so fast dont they :)

We now go live to the dramatic swatting of a downtown office building.

The anti-semitic company run by jews has been under investigation for over a year due to numerous reports of racism, homophobia, and child exploitation.

It all came to a head earlier today when some faggot complained about interns cooking meth in the company basement.

The police expect many casualties as the employees are currently barricading themselves inside and have begun to lunge objects at the swat teams.

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Just make sure to do it in that room the new accountant works in

Sir we gonna have to use the alcohol for molotovs

hey guys, which way to the 14-year-old pokephilia dungeon? i keep walking into the room with the grotesquely humanoid versions of animals doing gay shit. as in, literally "gay shit"

dont worry, im sure its on fire

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it’s two doors down from there

Corporate bout to send me an email

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got it. thanks.
i'll put a good word in for you to the higher-ups, rumor is they're giving expensive luxury fingerboxes to the most productive 7 workers this month

Everybody make it out of the building ok?

dude lol i just poured water all over myself
im fucking invincible

Yes.
Except the bossman's pet transvestite

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wait... we were supposed to leave the building?

Shit, I'm locked in the bathroom guys help

Dude I forgot my pants upstairs. I had a scratch
card in the pocket. You think I won?
Hey, its user, sorry for calling during lunch break. Can you check my secretary's desk for my pants? I had a scratch ticket in them and id hate to lose it.

I did but I got no response from the dancing bear on floor 12

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Fuck I’m gonna miss that bear

see if you can get in contact with the bear to get them on his way out (why’d upper management hire him but not a bear translator anyway)

No real loss there

dammit, Johnson, you have a faucet right next to you. Try being productive for once and put the fire out

I guess we prank pulled the fire alarm too many times. That last one was real bro

I blame those two nimrods in the mail room

Maybe selling all the extinguishers was a bad idea?

Facts.

Check em.

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It had experimental products in its ass though

score! it's a winner! but half of it is ash and the other half is soggy.

Why did we sell all the extinguishers again?

well shit

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Nobody called 911 yet right?

500 head of cattle

Bags the milk

That’s Billy’s desk. His presentations boring af. This is a good thing

to make room for all the propane tanks remember?

ya know i hindsight that was probably a bad idea

Aw, shucks, now Ill never get the money for my penis enlargement procedure.

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What the fuck are all you people doing?

I thought this was a brothel?

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Profit, that's the whole point of business. Besides those kids loved their new "squirt guns"

Fuck and I just remembered it was grill out Tuesday.

you're FIRED!

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Don't call 911 there's too much evidence to dispose of still.

Sir he’s dead

welp im dead, tell my wife shes a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

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We do all kinds of business here.

That's three doors down, although there is a midget tranny hooker that comes by every Tuesday, her glass eye creeps me out though.

Isn't today bring your daughter to work day?

Lol Sam just rekt himself on the pavement and crushed that bitch Cindy. Working hard even till 1 second before his death. What a hero

This happens every day...
Props to the human resources department.

i think she likes me. should I ask her out?

Really hope the cops don’t make it into that brothel. Corporate is gonna kill me

Litty like betty's titty

Ok Great. I'll be on my way.

Yeah i don't fux with wily one eye willy

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Why can't everyday be "Bring your daughter to work day"?

fuck man, he owned like 50 dollars or something.

SHIT! no one unlocked their cages!

they're burning in the sex dungeon as we speak!

I wouldn't recommend it, I heard fat Paul from the mailroom gave her the clap.

Because no work would get done...

duh

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Think like a true capitalist, son.
If they walk in here you remind them of he entry fees.

Work doesn’t get done anyway

No work gets done here either way.

Yeah but they’d probably be upset we locked up half the employees daughters in there

paramedics here, someone called us... wait the fuck is going on here?

Many hands make light work
All work and no play makes pepe a sad boy

We do what we do to get by

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Man smell that air, someone get corporate on the phone I think I just found a way to turn this tragedy into a cash grab. Mystery meat jerky.

guys we need to use bureaucracy

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It’s ok we got the fire about. The employees are only tweaking cuz the meth went up in the fire

with the insurance money this will be our best trimester yet. We're back in business baby

Sir, they are investigating us for dodging taxes.

"Come on, guys. You already paid for entry, might as well enjoy yourselves".

I wanna give myself a promotion.

I gotta bring the Narcan here

Fuck not again. We weren’t reporting the meth and alcohol sales right?

Ok we need to rebuild the dungeon.

I'm listening, Dubbadubs.

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They can't do that, didn't somebody file those papers that we're a church and therefore tax exempt?

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Hey faggot stop ruining our larp with you shit discord

Guy down at the IRS said that "Second Autist Church of the later Thots" sounded too dubious.

Hypothetically sir, we could process those lost in the fire into jerky. This will have a twofold benefit, it'll be a new product to market and it'll reduce the official death toll thereby saving some PR issues once the story about the fire hits the news.

we had someone,he throught himself off the building.

I agree. Let’s do it

Keep calm, it's a bot.

Pffft. Interns.

Damn it, someone call one of those whiny civil rights attorneys we're being persecuted

Outstanding decision sir.

Guess the captcha is just to piss us off then

Allright gentlemen and thots. The jerky sales are excellent but unfortunately we need more of that product to continue sales

I have an idea, we open a homeless shelter, it'll be great PR and nobody will notice when they go missing.

I love the way you think johnson. Your getting a raise

The Jews at corporate are bitching for more money after the repair costs for the fire. Anybody have a new product idea? Sporks were a net loss. I guess tony suck my ass sporks was a bad product name

Thank you sir, someday I'll be able to buy a suit as nice as yours.

Let's sell marketing services to drug dealers.
Tell 'em we'll make their products more appealing to kids.

Invite them on a tour of our jerky plant, they'll never want to leave.

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Sir, I'm afraid production line 4 has ground to a halt again. Reginald was trying to insert the anal beads into Tiffany's ear again. Shall I initiate a code 442?

...but Tiffany was fired 3 days ago, what is that cunt doing on production line 4??

evidently having her ear stuffed with anal beads, sir

These drunk idiots keep forgetting I fired them. My drunk ass forgets doing it also. Just kick the machine I’m not having that stupid mechanic working on this shit

so.... what exactly does our company do?

Sex toys, harmful children’s toys

Sex toys and harmful children’s toys. Spork division went under. We also sell mystery jerky

Sex toys, harmful children's toys, mystery meat jerky, janitors closet booze, sporks, and crystal meth designed to look and taste like candy.

Guys guys guys! How about a new product line of harmful sex toys?

Is this show ever gonna come back?

Billy in R&D is already working on that. Or did he die in the fire?

>harmful children's toys
I suggest to hire her as our poster girl and social media manager

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mom of the year.id take a hit off that pipe

and afterwords,she can take a hit off my "pipe" if you know what im sayin

Well it’s not the worst idea. But there probably better ones out there

and before i get called a pedo.im talkin about the mom.not the obviously underaged kid

Officially he went missing, nobody died in the fire other the heroic man who lept from the building. On an unrelated note would you care for some jerky?

Someone put a spycam in the women's toilets.
This is great initiative, well done team!

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Make them pick the cotton for the teddies

You're rehired and prompted

I might have one or two lying around.

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Logo has been decided. Company name is suck my ass toby

That isn't a logo. That's a seal.

A seal you say?

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I thought those documents were “lost” in the fire

we could open a “community center” in one of the inner cities as access to free labor and product material

sir I was looking through the burnt areas of the building looking for “jerky” and found these two, what do I do, should we try to enter the perfume and cologne business

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Put them in the homeless shelter/jerky factory now

yes sir, I also found some strange fungi as well should we cultivate them and sell them as a product

they were found in the basement of the janitor’s closet whiskey distillery in new jersey if that helps with your decision

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dude i did yoo many a pooooooop

get back to work

yesa boss-sir :::))

so, just making sure, you guys are cool with me fucking around and not getting any work done... as long ad I send pics?

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Seems like a good idea when I don’t think about it. Let’s do it

unless we get to join in

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Be my guest~
hey, uh, by the way, where did we store that top secret patenty stuff again?

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