When you bring your vidya to school

He brought his vidya to school, obviously

It would from the cold if it did.

Mothers without children wanting to care for a child. Grab one early before it recognises its mother.

Where do I find a human woman like this.

Most of the time even when they do get one they don't care for it because they don't have that mother-child bond with it and they usually die anyway

He's gay and doesn't want to be crushed to death by desperate mommies.

Pleas don't do this.

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Deserved to die, this is what mental retardation looks like in the animal world.

AND I RAN, I RAN SO FAR AWAY
I JUST RAN, I RAN ALL NIGHT AND DAY
I COULDN'T GET AWAY

S-so you're saying it's an /ss/ gangbang?

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god, I wish that were me.

Yes.~

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This is actually more sad than arousing

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speak for yourself

This is horrible. It's abuse and it's inexcusable. That poor boy.

>This is horrible. It's abuse and it's inexcusable. That poor boy.
ill take his place so he doesnt fall victim to the oneesan menace

>Game has secrets so obscure they're still not found decades later

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The dumb little shit is gonna freeze to death if it doesn't let one of the big moms warm it up.

Bless you, user. You're a true hero. Now that boy can go home, play videogames and enjoy a peaceful, innocent childhood.

Did he find it?

>game story has cheap drama

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Clannad first After Story ending

Why didn't she just spend some fish to buy a decent jacket for her kid?

;_;

What's worse, an agonizing slow death (freezing) or a quick brutal death (predators)? Penguins clearly made their choice in that matter. But, I'm willing to bet most humans would choose quick.

Why are they attacking him?

>Game has moral choice system.

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Fuck somebody posted it first

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that's wrong though
if you look at the sizes of the components, it should be a mommy in the middle hugging two shota boys with her arms

>Game ends with the MC's death.

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godspeed, lunatic penguin

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Freezing's not so bad. You just feel increasingly exhausted until you desperately need to sleep. Then you drift off peacefully and freeze to death in comfy dreams of warmth.
Unless you mean you remain fully conscious and suffer the extreme pain of spreading frostbite.

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Don't worry. He comes back in the sequel.

Mothers that lost their children to the frost kidnap other children to raise. Basically moms fighting for who gets to keep and raise the few survivors.
If it wasn't just basic instinct and had some moral complication, it would be pretty sad. Its not, penguins are retarded.

>quick brutal death (predators)
>quick

You're not fooling anyone, sea lion.

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>seal mates with penguin.webm

Penguins adopt chicks if they lost their own chicks.
They are fighting for it like its black Friday

>game has uuhhh kino moments

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Why do people only post the penguin dynasty? The chimpanzee dynasty had drama as well.

>fighting for your life as an alien shoves a camera in your face

Chimps aren't cute

>no penguin marching simulator

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literally feels like Bladerunner: Penguin Edition

I hate black people

damn lolicon penguins

Why are penguins so kino?

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Contrasting color schemes, seem to be way put of their depth, pack mentality in an unforgiving place.

>Game has escort missions.

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Sorry but I gotta ask, what is this guy from anyway

pfft only casuals cant get past the start

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Because chimps are fucking assholes.

Just as sealion fucks with penguins, so do orcas with sealions.

Total Recall.

The webm is not complete. It is from a documentary and in the end his mom is able to secure him. Those other penguins chasing the little guy are females that couldn't find a mate or had their own kids killed by the could, hunger or whatever the fuck is out there to get them. They are just desperate to be mothers and will try to steal chicks if there's an opportunity.

I recommend mend watching the documentary, it has a bunch of cool scenes and penguins are interesting as fuck.

pure kino

Chimps are fucking disgusting and ugly.

Which is crueler, nature or humanity?

>penguins are interesting as fuck.
>animals that just stand around trying not to freeze to death are interesting
You must be great at parties, user.

>game has vehicles moving itself

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The sound they make is actually sad as fuck and their little sad shuffle they do just adds to the sadness.

Separating humanity and nature is arbitrary. We are part of the natural world as well, and one of the few species with high enough capability of empathy to actually care for the well being of other species.

Did you watch any of the webms in this thread?

>that guy that just jumped off it
Fucking coward.

Nature can't be cruel. Nature just happens.

Because life is kino when it's not in the middle of a fucking fake civilization that's obsessed over stupid menial bullshit.

Separated from his herd, back from Antartica most likely

Definitely nature. Look at parasites.

Nature can't really be cruel, though. Life is cruel. Life needs to consume other life to live.

Maybe he doesn't know how to stop it?

Ah, just like humans.

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Of course not.

Definitely nature, although most of "humanity" is just like nature, with a tiny sect called "west" being different from the rest.

Humanity. Humans are literally driving adorable porpoises to extinction for fake penis enlargement pills.

He was in the position to try to figure it out. He showed cowardice by giving up and jumping off, leaving it to someone else or leaving it to hit other people.

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Cruelty is artificial, and strictly human.

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oof it became a frozen chicken tendie

Are you telling me that I could have a bigger dick if I ground up my pet porpoise and consumed it?

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He jumped off because he saw that the other guy was trying to get on.

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I'm telling you that are less than 30 of these fellas left so long duck dong can make his dong actually long. They will be gone by 2020

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No. He didn't see him. He tried to steer it a bit but thought fuck this I don't want to get hurt and jumped off.

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Humanity is a product of nature even if in the end it ends up killing nature it was nature's will all along.

Do those pills actually work, then?

People watch Detroit all the time heck some even live there

Pretty sure this is a baby penguin without a parent and the adult penguins chasing it lost their baby so they all rush to claim it as their own but this often crushes the baby to death.

Those babies need their parents to keep it warm or it dies from the cold.

Humanity destroys nature for its own amusement while knowing what it's doing is wrong. Animals run typically on instinct

they are desperate to hodl the toddler because there are stairs not far from there

Is he walking out into nowhere is he following the helicopter? Have the documentary team led him on a chase, thinking they were only following him?

>anime ending song intensifies

>manlet vs lanklet

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Nope

This. Nature started it. All we're doing is finishing it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=9tclaKDpjMo

Nature has no will, it just is. Stop trying to ascribe purpose to shit when clearly the observable universe is one giant coincidence :^)

Stop resisting.

>yeah i killed that bastard
>what? you want some too?
>come at me!
>oh now you're backing away?
>thought so, bitch boy
>i'm just going...to...rest a....bit

Humanity since only humans do bad things literally for memes.

A lion might kill you because it's hungry.

A human might kill you because propaganda videos on the internet said a fictional character from a spin-off religion of a spin-off religion of a spin-off religion wants him to do it.

You're fucking retarded. He did see the guy trying to jump on. He even did a double take over his shoulder right before rolling off. Had he not rolled off the cart, it would have drove into the stadium walls because his ass was holding down the pedal.

oh wow, Yea Forums still exists???

Just as it coincidentally started to exist it could coincidentally develop a purpose. In fact it already has

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entropy

If you think about it, everything is born for one purpose: to die.

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What a little jerk!

You mean cunning, innovative and entrepreneurial.

No you nigger, I mean what a little jerk!

lost

Lol. What a retard. That baby is clearly dead and frozen solid. Parents of the year amirite?

Somebody shat on the frozen chick wtf

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