Roulette time: your last digit(s) determin your fate. Rp if you wish

Roulette time: your last digit(s) determin your fate. Rp if you wish

0 - you have to commit suicide and leave a note
1 - find $1mil cash
2 - get kidnapped, raped and tortured for 1 year
3 - you get lung cancer and your son is crippled
4 - you get arrested for something you didn't do and have to talk your way out of it
5 - you find a one-way one-use time machine
6 - you wake up in your bed transformed into a giant bug
7 - you find a lost and scared 6 year old girl
8 - your penis grows by 5 inches
9 - you are forced to undergo a sex change

Dubs - win 1$bil
Trips - your dad dies
Quads and up - choose your fate

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Rolling

Rollin

Yeet

Looks line you're getting into the meth business

Sure why not

Looks like you're getting in to the bed bug business

Rollin like its 1960

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Rollz0r

Not only will I find 1 million dollar, but I will win 1 billion as well? Allright, I'll give away the 1 million dollar then!

And I'll find a six year old girl too? Well, I could buy as many as I'd want with all the money though, but I'll take it. Rolling for an 8 now and my life is complete

Rolling

rollin 4 them dubs

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Well look at that! thanks user

I find out who it belonged to. if nobody can prove it's theirs, I keep it. I put half in my savings account, Pay off my parents house debt, get my grandma a good scootmobiel, and upgrade my garden so my cat can have a nice place high away from the neighbors dog. Also a thousand goes to user for starting this thread

nikkarz

It's pretty vague,do I become a bug and maintain my human intelligence or do I just become a huge idiot?

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rorr

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Got nothing in my life right now

rolleyllol

Where to go, what to do?

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Rollolol

Brrruuuuuuuhhh

Fuck

op is a faggot

Rolllin

first thing I do is put on my robe and wizard hat
second thing I do is get dubs

what are the chances

kafkesque. anything else "fun"?

this is going to be fun

my fate seems set

Fuck yeah

So disproportionate

r-r-rolling for number 9 baby

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Rolling for the gods

Not a chance
Get thee gone faggot

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Who dem nuts be at

This shit reflects of my armour and I get another roll

Gimme dem shiet

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