The greatest sexual achievement in life is fucking a mother and her daughter...

Mother

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for the moment, u have fuck who ? mother or daughter ? or nothing ?

How many times are u gonna make this thread?
Ur such a cringy fucking loser

fucked her daughter, drunk bj from mother. working on more but not sure how im going to approach it

I did it, the mother was 27

You must not of seen many moms or daughters. Some are so nasty you walk away cutting your dick off.

Post daughter

Daughter

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If mom was 27 daughter was a child so youre a pedo

My neighbor is a gilf. Her daughter died after giving birth to twins.
I got your new mission OP.

killing them with your mind is the next logical step

Nudes?

damn she is hot, she could have better upper lips tho

Fuck them on the same day, without cleaning your dick and without them realising. Make momma clean her daughters dried cum off you

Mother looks like she'd be more fun than the daughter...

what order did you fuck them in, and how long between them?

How about a mother trying to fuck her daughter?

he never said he did it on the same day you fucking...never mind..words fail me because you're such a dumb shit.

Shrewd assessment as it turned out. I had the daughter first for a couple of nights - we schooled together - then the mother about a year later and occasionally since

maybe he doesn't live in the same country as you you gaylord.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Strange_Thing_About_the_Johnsons

Interested to know if you bare backed either or both of them?

I remember about a jap porn where mother and daughter were involved in a gang bang, things went shit when they creampied the mom and made the daughter drink the cum dripped from Mom's pussy. They were both super imbarassed and after drinking it the daughter started crying and stuff. I think their relationship were pretty fucked after that, also because in Japan they make u sign the contract before filming, so they had the right to film her crying and sell it.

The mother I have, but not her daughter. She's a prude (but she is fit)

post link faggot

nope.
Having two girls WILLING to make a 3some with you with no paying, dope or any other interest besides a good fucking.

THIS is GOLD TIER

(trailer people will let you fuck girl, mom and whatever with a hole. Not much of an achievement)

cannot deny those two are related

You think fucking daughter and mother at the same time is hard? Did you ever tried to become successful individual with alot of power and money? Did you tried lifting business from abyss to Olympus? I bet you didn't. Once you make it mother and daughter will come to you by themselves just to bounce on that successful cock of yours

Fake and gay

Op post more fucking pics

Who’s this in this picture ? Do you have more ?

both sets of grandparents seems harder

Two fine pieces of ass, user

What's the daughter like as a fuck, any kinks? And the mom?

hope you've coated both their tits. which swallowed your nut?

Any more pics of them?

Daughter knows she's hot but she was boring. Only sucked my cock because I insisted, no anal. Mother didn't know I fucked her daughter, is much more fun and slutty. It's true what they say about older women.

Came on both their tits (mother's are better) and faces. Mother swallowed, daughter wasn't much good with head

>fucking your own mother.

Try going a day without sucking dick OP

That's hot, bet the mom not knowing you'd done the same to the daughter made painting her face even hotter

I nearly told her once she's a much better fuck than her daughter. She knows I know her so I wonder if she guesses that we might have hooked up. Mother gets off on fucking a younger guy so much

Should wait until you get bored, then fuck the mom, make her cum and while she is, tell her you've fucked her daughter

moar pics of them?

I almost had it! My gf mom was a bimbo. Chubby with huge tits.
> I think I was missing the signs because the sex with the gf was so good.
)I’d go upstairs to the can and her mom would be wearing a robe and nothing else.
>She’d walk around like that with her robe open.
>Once she even walked into the bathroom while I was showering.
>she would always leave her bra and panties around
> once she walked out of her room completely naked grabbed something out of the bathroom and went back in hers while I was standing in the hallway.
>She even to her daughter she could sleep in her bed when she went out of town knowing full well we were screwing everynight.
>I was enjoying the show and had just started thinking about maybe making a move her husband came home after a month away.
> all the nudity stopped.

got nudes of my wife and her mother, can't decide which ones are better

post them both and let /b decide

How old is the mother in then? How did you get them?

If she asks me I'll be honest but I'm not going to push it. I've screenshotted this thread for the lulz. Back to work now

Fucking your own mom and her daughter would be harder

How hard can it be to rape a woman, and then, her daughter ? I mean, they hardly run when they're in a crib, do they ?

Fuck the daughter again, tell her you tried repeatedly to give her a half sister

yeah was pretty fun

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I did - at separate times. Both love it in the ass.

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Details and other pics?

Details and other pics?

Mom looks pretty fucking wild

mother ro daughter suck better ?

dated the daughter in college, few years after breaking it off, caught her mom out at a happy hour, she was pretty drunk so offered her a ride home, she was interested in more than a ride home, but rather back to my place to fuck, she had recently gotten divorced and was horny as fuck

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Which was better? Only have the mom once?

Mom IS wild. She's an escort. Fucked her first and often until she got fake rock hard tits.

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Years later found daughter on a sugar baby site and hooked up with her. She was really competitive so her knowing I fucked her mom made it hotter.

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How did you find/run into the daughter? Kinkiest shit you and the mom do?

mom was better, was a wild one, let me do what I wanted to her including anal and wanted to try things like threesomes with some of my friends. probably saw her on and off for about a year but she would come by frequently for the D. She confessed that her daughter had told her that I had a big dick and that sex would hurt sometimes, guess that got her thinking

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How did she do getting double teamed?

Fuck! More pics of either?

she was nervous at first, but few more times she really got off on the attention us young guys were giving her and the orgasms she was having, most she ever did was 4 of us at once , and she had the energy to keep up

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Grandmother, mother, daughter, daughter of daughter.

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Better of mom.

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mom and two daughters, not all at once

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The greatest sexual achievement in life is starting a religion purely so you can marry all the hotties and lolis you want, with society literally handing them to you.

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Jesus you are my hero

Story?

2 billion and rising!

left was my gf in HS, fucked far right while in college, she was freshmen and mom was few years later spotted on tinder and hit her up for drinks and fun

Which was best? How easy hard was it to get the sister or mom of gf?

I think fucking a father and his son would be more of an achievement.

all pretty good, but have to say sister was best, mom was damn good too with those titties, was really all that hard to score

Did mom let you know she just wanted the d pretty early on?

Mom looks like a trap!

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I've managed 2 sisters and 3 sisters. But never a mom. Cant bring myself to get hard for anyone over 30. Character flaw I guess.

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I did it.

Worked with this girl, eventually became part of my circle of friends. Start partying regularly and we happen to fuck a few times, no big deal.

Mom comes to visit once from out of state, we get along real well. Nothing happens that first time. Second visit she is all over me, but still nothing happens except she has my phone number now. Few months go by and she texts me randomly...long story short got nudes and masturbation pics.

Third visit we made a "grocery run" and a pit stop to my apartment where we fucked.

Got em both.

Also had sisters once but unfortunately not at the same time.

Any pics you're up to share?

I did a mom & daughter. They were Canadians on vacation in FL. They were drunk and saw me on my boat at a fuel dock. They wanted a ride lol. Fucked em both on an inflatable mattress on the rear deck.

Sorry man, deleted long ago.

I actually kinda feel bad about it since the girl (the friend) still considers me a close friend and I know she would lose her shit if she knew. This happened about five years ago so her mom has been cool and kept her word about keeping it quiet.

larp

I get it. Friends mom and i were drunk and flirty..friend found out. Shit hit the fan

you are correct sir

Nikki Sixx did it

>Mom looks pretty fucking wild
If "wild" = filthy, then I concur.

Is that a tampon string...?

You saying larp doesn't make it any less truthful...

Things get awkward when they sobered up on the boat? How kinky they get

That's what a full charisma build looks like

The best I got was to fuck two sister. Different times. But at the end I show the younger one pics of her older sister naked. Without the face. She thought it was someone else and masturbate on those pics.

he was the one who got drunk. he fucked two female elephant seals.

I keep plenty of booze onboard; they never really had a chance to sober up b4 being dropped off.

Mom was a lil on they chubby side, yes

They touch each other at all at least? Super sloppy bj lol

Mom was massaging the daughters breasts and kept putting hand on daughters lower stomach just above her pussy. Mom kept telling me to go harder on the daughter.

At the same time?

I fucked two sisters and their mom. Not at the same time. Also got head from one of my friends and her mom also not at the same time. But I did fuck two other sisters at the same time

Details? Also jesus how big is your dick lol

There is much, much more to tell, but the last time I shared my experience it didn't end well. I was called a liar/larper, I was V& and received a visit from the local SO.

Sounds like quite an additional experience

I'm not good looking but got to bang a mother, her daughter and son... Was not hard

>drunk bj once
>came on her tits
>she swallowed
do you know how I know you're lying and retarded?

It was very enjoyable. I'd spend a lot if time trying to make it happen again, but the stars need to align just right...

>implying not pic related

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There is not a single male in this thread who has completed a sportsman's double. Not a one.

Fucked a mom I was having an affair with on the entrance to the building where she lived with her hubby and son.

Your mother and your sister?

That's rather weird.

Enlighten us, Sherlock. Please share your factual evidence as to how you drew this conclusion. Or is it something deeper? Perhaps envy? This kind of thing doesn't happen to you, ergo everyone else must be lying?

It's easier when mom and daughter are very close, and the mother's marriage is on the rocks.

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more of this milf!!!

My dick is very average.
I dated a girl in high school for a like a year. First kiss, first everything story. We broke up but kept fucking. Her mom loved me so I could spend the night. I went over there one night and the ex wasn't there but her little sister was so we started fucking. They shared a room so they both knew I was fucking both of them. Once I fucked the younger sister and Then went to the ex's bed and fucked her. It was pretty awesome. Then another time I went over and the mom was there alone. She was getting ready to go somewhere. Called me into the bathroom and was changing into different outfits asking me how they looked. I obviously didn't make a move because I couldn't believe it and was pretty sure she knew I was fucking both of her daughters. But she took off her pants and kissed me and we fucked in the bathroom.
Years later I was hanging out with some friends that eventually got married and the girl's mom was there. We were drinking and smoking weed. Her mom said she needed a ride home so I was like I got you. On the way she was talking about how her jaw hurt from sucking so much dick the night before and then she said "I guess I could just shut up and give you some head" and I was like yes ma'am. And just recently her daughter (still married) gave me head in the parking lot of a casino.
The two sisters were a girl I met on tinder. She invited me over. I didn't know she had a sister. We got drunk and stoned and me and Alex started fucking and Erin walked in and started filming and them joined in. I made Alex squirt on Erin and she said "You just made me cum on my sister" hottest thing I've ever heard. I'd like to go into more detail but I have to get ready for school. Maybe I'll make a thread later when my girlfriend isn't asking me if I'm writing a novel

user, you are a Magnificent Bastard. Cheers.

>He actually wrote this believing it was true

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> wtf is this thread

If you fuck ur daughter u might wanna see a psychiatrist. You retarded fucknuts

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This is very true and I came so close one day in 2008 when I was in my mid 30's. Her mother was beautiful tall, leggy, bright, funny, nice rack and wore tight jeans on fridays exposing the camel. Her daughter was a carbon copy just turned 18, almost got away with it. What glory though if I would have.

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trailer people

stupid piercings, pure degenerate trailer people

sure you did...

It's all true

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i've dated/slept with a reasonable number of women, and i'm only realizing now only two of them had sisters, and none of them had hot moms. i've definitely fantasized about fucking those sisters and moms behind their backs, though.

I'm not stupid but I don't have that good of an imagination man. I can't make that shit up

Pay them no never mind. Because it doesn't happen to them it must not happen to anyone else. This is the purest form of envy

I never had sex whatsoever feelsbadman social anxiety sucks

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Fucking an entire family? Daughter, her mom, her dad, her siblings, etc.

absolutely would smash 10/10

Story?

About to take delivery of a new GW Express 370 w/ triple Yamaha 425s. Can't wait to get another couple of chickies on board and hundred nm out.

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i didnt know that humanity was full of so many homewreckers.

>Tattooed skank
> Whore offspring
>achievement

Having standards This low.

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Just sold my 360 grady 6 months ago. Just took delivery of my BlueWater 355

lol @ seething murderous incels like this guy

glad i dont live next to you :)

Yes. She got her period while I was plowing her ass but we didn't know it until afterward. It looked like there was a murder/suicide in there. We were both scared as fuck for a moment until we realized what happened, then shared a laugh and she comped me the visit.

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How'd you like the Grady? I just upgraded from a Marlin 300.

I also have a Rabolo R242 for inshore and coastal waters.

That's a nice fucking boat! xD

Loved the Grady. Hated the engines always had problems triple Yamaha 350s. New boat has triple mercury 350s. But ya the Grady was a beast of a boat. I’m out here on the west coast in Newport Beach and would have no problem taking it on it’s own belly to Cabo

Yes it is. I'm very blessed.

>i cant think of anything harder to accomplish

I imagine fucking a straight man and his son would be significantly harder.

Unimpressed =
>seething murderous
Again, you over-rate yourself.

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A rape boat sure is an upgrade on a rape van.
>easier to dispose of the bodies too

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In my experience the Yammies have been bulletproof. My 300 had twin 300s w around 1500 hrs. I decided to trade up instead of repower.

Here in FL...bitches love boats. Summer's almost here!!!

You make it sound so....ugly

Ya I’ve heard nothing but good things about the 300s. Enjoy your new boat !

moar?

>>dumping grounds

There are lots of UXO (unexploded ordnance) dumps offshore. Not something they go mucking around in looking for bodies xD

sweet drawing of what appears to be miles davis.

Mom needs a refund on her nose job

If you think we can't Jerry Springer this shit you don't know us.

I fucked a cheap escort from backpage once, she wasnt bad looking but what really caught my attention is that she told me she started doing this cause her mom's done it for years and it was the only life she knew. So, yeah that's kinda sad and all, but I immediately scoured every escort site I knew for weeks until I found a lady that looked just like an older version of that chick, set up a date and sure enough it was the same location. Fucked the mom without telling her in had already fucked her daughter and for awhile had the idea to see if I could get them both at the same time, but I ended up in a serious relationship soon after and havent whered since.

Definitely a hot experience though.

Dude you shoulda said something like...you look an awful lot like [name]

Apologies, for me the romance of rape is never far from my heart, and I'm fundamentally a very practical person...

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>young people
You can’t see but 5 minutes in front of your face. I fuck a gal and sometime after she went out of state to college, I fucked her mom too right before I left for boot camp. I did this a few months after my 18th birthday back in the mid-nineties. I have to say, it isn’t as hard as you might think. More situational. If you don’t find yourself in the right situation, you’ll never achieve it. I’ve since had many more sexual experiences and tbh, the mother/daughter situation wasn’t even the highlight. Fucking my ex wife’s sister was harder.

fucking plot-spoiler post

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How about fucking YOUR mother and daughter?

Huh?

Fucking hero status

Lel this happened to me when I was 17

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I kinda disagree. I have done it and im not proud.

Let me begin.

>circa 2006
>went to a house party with some friends,
>was on a couple week long mild coke binge at the time, really only time I ever did coke more than once in a blue moon
>cocaine made me more agressive that i normally am
>horny as shit at houseparty, trying to pick up girls
>fail
>go to waffle house with friends afterward, drunk and high
>have flirty conversation with waitress who's working the graveyard shift
>eventually i tell her to write her phone number on my hand
>she does
>me go out of town next week
>come back and call her
>i pick her up, we have sex at my parents house (this was like a month before i moved out)
>i literally drop her off back where i found her about 5 minutes after we do the deed, she had to be somewhere and just i guess wanted it pretty badly, slut she is
>later she tells me to send a dick pic
>do so
>turns out this Ho is 16, lol (im 20)
>shows her mom
>mom likes (im not trying to act like i have some super impressive body, but i was in baller shape at the time)
>mom starts texting me too

I think I should tell you that these were the most white trash people i have ever, ever dealt with in my life, and its not even close. woman had like 7 or 8 kids by multiple men, including nigs.

continue?

Agreed. Sauce.

Came close once, scuppered by my own losses up mother n sister...

>fucking a mother and her daughter
Does one's own mother and her daughter also count?

Why is her head so fucking big?

Lol, you paid to fuck that, what a retard.

Yeah I’d say having a threesome with your mom and daughter at the same time is the hardest

I mean the logistics alone are mind boggling trying to hit that sweet spot where you could get such vast age groups together at one time in a sexual context

Quite the feat

Go ahead

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hot

Best of both worlds. One is thick with big tits, the other is skinny and petite with little tits.

Story?

>girl gets really mad when she finds out her mom has been texting me, tells me that her mom has prior experience fucking her (most likely meth dealer) boyfriends in the past.
>mom starts sending me nudes. shes def less than 35, as the cycle of unwed teenage mothers didnt start or end with this bitch
>nudes are really graphic, almost too graphic, stuff like her sticking shit up her ass then putting it in her mouth
>texts me one day tells me daughter is at her dads house (I later find out hes some giant nig)
> go over to her hovel, I had never went inside and this place was one of those places that would be on hoarders or something, littered with childrens toys, fucking EVERYWHERE
>tiny house, OMG like 5+ kids in there.
>takes me back to her room, past all the kids
>she wants to get down to business, no foreplay, just pulls down her pants and assumes the position on her 1975 waterbed
>i get diamonds hard. like holy fuck this is some heavy shit and its happening to me
>as I go to put it in her (noticably dry) pussy, she reaches back with a spitty hand and puts it in her ass.
>i dont last long and empty my balls into her asshole
>basically do the walk of shame past all these kids and leave, never to hear from her again

>by this point i had moved into an apartment with a couple roommates
>in the middle of the night, about 2 months later. I get a call from daughter, sobbing
>fml.exe shes pregnant, caws I did blow a massive load in her pussy
>she sas she might be pregnant
>oh jesus christ no
>i go pick her up again the next day, we go to my apartment, introduce her tiny little methy ass to my roommate
>proceed to properly fuck her in my room doggystyle, as i recall. she moans like a banshee, says thats her favorite
>also adds that i am much bigger than she remembers to my surprise, i guess i had a cokey half boner before
>after sex we hand out for a while and smoke some weed.

>>she then shows me a scar on her abdomen right about her pussy, she says she had to have some surgery when she was younger and says I have nothing to worry about her being pregnant and all this was a ploy

>after we have sex we go hang out with my roommates while she basically sits in my lap on the couch
>she keeps telling me very loudly infront of my friends that she gives the best head and then whispers in my ear that she only gives if she recieve
>fuckit, go back to my room and 69.
>She wasnt kidding. That little slut sucked the cum out of my cock and didnt bat an eye when I came down her throat
>she says she cant stay the night, so i drive her back home and to this day never heard from either one of them again.

Their last name was Raper, no joke.

What on Netflix?

Thinking the same thing. Daughter is attractive but mum has more overall appeal.

wow, the mom is a hag

Thank you for sharing user. Was worth the read

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Yeah, but look at her...you know she can suck some dick

Here is how she looks 12 or so years later. Cant find anything on the mom or any better pics unfortunately.

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No lie daughter looks WAY hotter

>be me in 2007
>See a sugarbaby every few weeks, same one. She was widowed with a daughter and struggled to make ends meet.
>A few years goes by and I stop seeing her, moved on, etc. Then 10 years later, out of the blue, she asks me if I could help her out
>We chit chat and says her daughter is in college and if I'd be willing to talk to her about help with her tuition
>The daughter kind of knows whats up but doesnt really want to talk about it. We meet up at starbucks, she gets cozy
>I say lets go back to my place, but shes super nervous, im just some strange dude in his 40s that her mom "knows" as a "family friend"
>At my place, take her on a stupid tour of my place, "this is the kitchen" dumbshit stuff. We get to the bedroom and relax on the bed
>I take her hand and shes like "so... you'll help me out, right?" I'm like yeah, of course. She takes off her shirt and lies back
>As I'm fucking her, all I can think about is how I fucked her mom in 2007 and her mom on top of me.
>I fucked her for a good year off and on before she met a guy "who wouldn't be cool with the arrangement" and bailed.

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It's Rebecca Black

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Managed to fuck a mother and two of her daughters. Third daughter remains still tho... pretty much one of my life goals now.

Yeah sure. Why don't y'all take a ride with me down the ICW. Well have a few drinks and talk about it on my boat.

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Strange_Thing_About_the_Johnsons

crzy story! thx

>how

>achievement
That’s a personal goal not an achievement.

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"Filming it" then post it faggot. Totally not true

>everyone claiming they fucked a mom and daughter combo or some other shit that's not real

3 generations, baby. It wasn't until I was 50, dating 40 mom, she out of town and hit lonely prim and proper mom, 58. Daughter in complete rage rebellion, hating mom, 22. Poor poor baby, tell Big Daddy all about it...he shoots, he scooooooores! God bless Crown Royal, wine and Cape Cods, as well as learning how to listen. Like shooting fish in a barrel. Thanks B, S, Kc!

Nice

Haha Tito's and cranberry....works every time

It´s easy if they´re both thots. Also it´s "genetical".

That's nothing. I sucked off the male members of an entire family, which had 5 of them.

1. Get gun
2. Break into their house
3. Shoot em
4. Just fuck them?

How the fuck is that the hardest thing in life

How much did you pay her?