Hey Yea Forums, I work at Petco. AMA

Hey Yea Forums, I work at Petco. AMA

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Bang any cute petco sluts?

wher the pigj

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Nah, Ive noticed a lotta bitches at pet stores are pretty cute but at my location theres only fat mexican girls. Also im engaged so thats plenty of female

Probably farm :( i wish had pig

I've tried to apply online but petcos application process is BS. Basically have to do all sorts of algebra and answer questions that have 0 to do with animals.

Fuck that place

I dont remember anything like that. None of my questions were animal related, but I definitely didnt have to do any fuckin algebra. I think there was one little quiz of like oh what is the best change to give this guy who paid for $34.57 worth of goods with a $100 bill. Its pretty simple shit, if you cant make change you're probably retarded. But i guess i might be retarded because one of my managers said "whenever you cashier all day we have more money than we should, you must short change" yoops not my problem

How much do ferrets cost per year and do they smell

Lying nigger i applied last week, nothing of that sort was needed.

Lol literally none of my questions were like that.
Heres one I remember because of how dumb it was.


"What is the first letter of the word to the answer?"


"An empty lot with no trees or buildings"

A. F
B. C
C.R
D.T

So then I had to think of what word is the answer that has one of those letters.
Then other questions like
If Sally's cubicle is 4 square feet and how many inches what 5 be?


Just really fucking pointless

I'm not even fucking joking!

Why would I lie about that shit you dumbfuck?

Thats fucking wonky. Were you applying for "guest experience specialist" (entry level) or some higher up position?

Any interesting birb stories?

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I was applying for store associate.

I just wanted a basic ass job. That's why I was so fucking annoyed with the damn questions being thrown at me.


I was also on a timer for a portion of it too so then that made it even worse because I was panicking because I felt like I didnt even have time to think.

I dont know if maybe it was a fake website or what (I mean I applied directly from their website) but that's the BS I was doing.

Do you think there will ever be an experimental proof possible for m-theory?

Why does every single petco mistreat their animals, especially fish and reptiles?

Not OP but used to work at one. It’s how corporate wants it. Had a grand reopening after my store’s remodel and they told us to put fish together that would get eaten and got mad when our district manager came to our store and found we moved them.

I'm looking for a pet. I'm a lonely college student. Heard the betta fish might be a good option. Or the birds? Do finches make much noise? Do bettas get lonely so should i get two instead?

have you ever killed one of the smaller animals then have to cover it up

Can I bring any animal if it's on a leash?

Hey, I work at PetSmart!

Do you guys kill dogs where you work? Because we totally kill dogs at PetSmart. We're not supposed to talk about it, but hundreds of dogs have been accidentally killed.

Do you think that if hamsters had tits that they'd be more popular?

can i hold a snake

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How bad do the animals get abused?

marquee is best dont @ me⚽

not at all actually🏀

no but if renamed them furry fuck rocks we would def sell more

dont listen to this man he is a liar💔

What's the password for the bestiality room?

hamster tits

its actually "knot me daddy~ OwO"⚽

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Ya, and if they don't get back up after you throw them against the wall that should be considered "An act of God" and we get another one for free.

It's not on purpose. Sometimes the groomers get nervous grooming certain dogs, afraid they're going to get bit, so they dose them with something to make them sleep while they're working on them. Sometimes they don't wake up again.

How tight are the animals assholes?

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Which room kind sir??

Vola??

very

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I was there today and I wanted a Gold Nugget Pleco, this fat dude got pissed that I asked and pointed to signs on a table that he had yet to put up that said "Under Observation: Cannot Sell" There was a dead gourami or two so I assumed that was the cause.