Another YLYL Thread

like this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

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I know that girl

That’s depressing as fuck

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I'd like to think she's trolling, no one is this stupid...

One of my favs today
OP 6

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fuck you puto

OP7

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Fuck you scorefag

love you user

Thank you op

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Bump

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As we all know, physics is really, really hard. That's because in reality it's all one vast illusion - an extravagant lie carefully constructed just to confuse us. By Jews. Read on and find out the unsettling big-nosed truth you never knew about the whole Jew world . (Unless, of course, you've read Mein Kampf. He had it nearly right.)

>Electricity
Inside cables there are hundreds of tiny Jews 'high-fiving' each other and running around swapping messages. This transfer of messages allows things to work, e.g. the Jews in a plug socket tell the Jews in the wire, who eventually tell the Jews in (say) a kettle to fart in the water allowing it to boil.

>Atoms
Atoms are in fact minuscule Jews, all holding hands and feet etc together to form an intricate web from which nearly everything in the universe is comprised. Radioactivity occurs when a rebel Jew is catapulted by his friends from their structure. Should this Jew come into contact with the Jews from our body, he will offer them gold, thus making the local area either benign or malignant. Either way, just read: cancerous.

>cont'd

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>States of matter
A solid is little more than a closely compacted configuration of Jews all holding hands, hats and noses. Heating (see Energy) causes Jews to become excited or tickled. They start to hopelessly lose grip of their neighbors and thus, to the goy eye, form a liquid. When Jews get tickled pink they're finally able to hold on no longer and just float away in groups of one and more. To us, and indeed to them, it's a gas. Occasionaly the Jews get so excited they catch on fire. This is what we call a plasma.

Metallic Jews (i.e. bankers) engage in elaborate flash-mob games of happy-slapping, whereby no individual Jew can be entirely sure which others he or (in the case of trans-gendered Jews) she is in contact with at any one time. Such Jews, as one might expect, get easily carried away by entartete musik. In certain situations while forming liquids, for reasons yet to be fully explained (some authorities suspect it may be just an excuse for covert foreplay) Jews get unbearably cold, in which case they all gather together, huddle up and, astonishingly, take on the appearance of ice. Colloids such as jello or glue are readily explicable: colloidal Jews have a weakness for jello and similar squishy, greasy foods; the super-Jew content (see below) of such snacks is exceedingly high, so they themselves soon end up pretty fat and squishy, too.
>Gravity
Jews throw minute ropes (see string theory), invisible to the goy eye, to the ground. These ropes attach to unseen hooks that enable muscle-toned Jews to pull themselves towards terra firma. There is minimal gravity far from planetary bodies (i.e. in space) because no known Jews have access to cables of sufficient length. All bodies experience gravitational attraction to each other quite simply because Jews are, to put it mildly, sociable creatures who practically invented what they like to call the Communist Party. Jew all-nighters are where gravity waves meet Mexican waves.

>cont'd

>Light
If you think about it, its quite obvious, really. The Jews that make up our eyes can see what colour hats other Jews making up, say a table, are wearing. They then hi-five Jews in our 'optical nerve' who run to tell the brain Jews what has been seen. This makes us think we are seeing things when in fact it's all Jews.

>Anti-matter
Now this is a little more complicated. There are evil anti-Jews. These make up anti-matter. Done.

>Energy
Just like money, all types of energy are transferred through Jews. Heat is just Jews rubbing other Jews. Potential energy is when Jews don't want to be separated (see Gravity). Kinetic energy is the movement of Jews. Energy is always conserved so fundamental Jews (Haredis) are only ever transferred and never made or destroyed. Energy caused by nuclear fission is when you make a hyper-Jew very angry, and when it gets angry enough it explodes, causing an enormous explosion. But Jews are very amiable creatures, so this never happens. Nuclear energy is a lie.

>Jews
So what are Jews themselves made up of? Surely they're not at the bottom of life, the universe and everything? They are in fact comprised of billions of even smaller Jews, known as super-Jews. They, in turn, are made up of billions of even smaller Jews known as hyper-Jews. Hyper-Jews are the fundamental building blocks of everything. Though no one, to be honest, can yet be absolutely sure. Least of all, Jews themselves.

/pol/ archive desu

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>NO TOMATO FOR THE POTATO

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I wanna fuck that kid on the right. His feet look great.

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🐸

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🌈

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Safe at last, thanks user

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I don't understand how it's more depressing then a guy who smells like semen without sex and sits indoors for most of his days.

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weh

You used ellipses. Why would you think you're smarter than anyone?

Wagecuck

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you didn't even deny his claim you no sex having fag

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Oh no
Is that a bananapeel in front of him?

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discord
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Snan

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London mayor is a fucking street shitter?

The hero we don't need

Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.

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Legit

Never heard of those wristbands and I live there

Sometimes i avoid eye contact with blacks because i think they might think im racists, am i doomed to be trapped in an eternal loop of racism

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I hate my mother

I'd like to lick her anus

bootlicking wage slave

I dont care tbh...

i avoid eye contact in general no matter the skin colour

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I love my mom!

Blessed be.

What a mensch

lost somehow

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Replied

Harassing minorities.

You know, Christians are so quick to speak out against the prophet Mohammad for being a pedophile and having a 9 years old wife, (not that that ISNT fucking gross and repulsive,) but if you actually read the bible, a good majority of these holy figures you look up to were polygamists and although not thoroughly stated, their wive"S" were most likely children, given the time it happened and the culture back then. Humans are inherently sick in the head and it baffles me why the fuck we take advice about sex and what's "holy" from deranged bronze aged men who seek to control and subjugate women. If you think Islamic women wearing a Burkha to hide themselves from men is rather regressive, consider the fact that "fornication," the idea that sex outside of marriage is somehow evil or sinful, according to the Christian bible, is just as much meant to control and subjugate women. Sex is natural and was around a long time before the idea of marriage. Before even writing was around to make marriage a thing. It's all control. At the deepest level it's looking at women as objects and basically a walking pussy and you can't fuck this walking pussy until you Mary her because this walking pussy just might go and have a sexual life before you and that might hurt your ego a little bit too much. Women are supposed to be "subservient" anyways and are "lower" then men right? When people talk about morality in terms of a sex life and reference something like the bible it's just baffling to me. It's fucking disgusting. Read the fucking Old Testament and tell me that it's not totally controlling and degrading to women. And don't talk about morality to me from a book where the god sends a bear to kill children for laughing at a bald man
Cuntyyyy

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fu

His girlfriend is 13.

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Been gone from Yea Forums for a while now
Seen this picture somewhere on Yea Forums
What's the story behind mr paedo manson

>Girl

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His mother died in her sleep subsequently following the untimely reply of anons.
Shortly after her passing he became addicted to nude pictures of bananas taking their covers off.
tl;dr shitting logs

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He's ugly.

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Fuck

This is my sister Putri, where the fuck did you get this pic?

fucking kek🐸

Thank u

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We're looking for laughs, not politics.

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Bitch Shawn the shark has already given his eternal protection, so fuck yo like.

thanks user

>brainLARPing
>spells "ellipsis" wrongly.
pic unrelated

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That is my favorite story, cause fuck disrespectful asshole kids, and I wish those bears were immortal, dealing judgement to shitty kids to this day.

RICH EVANS

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that guy on the left looks like robocop.

libfags from nebraska. LOL.

Posting bc why not.

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no comment on his tiny dick. it was limp and useless after terrifying training.

i only wear glasses. too lazy to clean eye contacts.

they should make wrist bands imbibed with cyanide poison for refugees. kill them all if they dont want to learn local culture and abide by the law.

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Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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I know rite?

derwesten.de/region/an-dummheit-nicht-zu-ueberbieten-so-finden-facebook-nutzer-die-koelner-armband-kampagne-zu-silvester-id212860215.html

Dude wtf
She took her own son's sperm. Why not the other way. Or the other mother.
WTF

lmao wtf

He meant it was depressing to see that many people type "colon" instead of "cologne", especially since the colon is part of your digestive system, and thus filled with shit.

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Eпичнo

Cuck

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seriously underrated. i lost.

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He C.J wus poppin?

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jokes on u
i hab no kids

Fuck off

do ure origin story include being a black dude?

zutoke does it again
ed is a real original variant

It's degrading to humanity as a whole... Not just woman.

Well this is bullshit.

Going by his field of view over the top of what he is carrying.

He's either already seen the banana skin when he was further back or missed it completely as he can't see it because of what he is carrying.

Staring at that bitches ass has nothing to do with the accident he may or may not have.

Acrid better be in 2

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Repulsive.

iS tHaT a jOjO ReFerEnDum?

f(x) = y is not.. a reasonable function though lol

Poo poo pee pee now mommy has to change me

>"Our milkshake machine is broken"...
?

Maximum Cringe

Get raped

OK user, you lost me

god damn, I’m such a newfag that I can’t even laugh at this yet.
this is just fucking pathetic

This. Smollett's accidentally highlighted that the only real privilege comes from wealth and connections - skin colour and sexuality are next to irrelevant.

Really bendy thumb

That fucker didn't stand against anyone with a checkbook. A typical admirals son

Wasn't that a tom petty song?

a racist one makes me lose every time

My favorite Yea Forums ever

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op is a good pepe

How come you never see black school shooters?

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In a single variable function of x...
Fuck it, not even worth it to explain

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ah jeez

>be me
>be away from Yea Forums for 2 days cause not at home
>get bored open Yea Forums on my phone
>see some imojis here and there some coin flips blue ticks
>wtf is going on?

I despise members of the black race

Oh shit I remember danger dog. Does anyone have the original file? Saved it 3 years back and lost it since.

Fuck you

>How come you never see black school shooters?

Because that would mean a nigger actually went to school.

LMFAO.

Damn

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>when your /pol/ level is so high everything triggers you

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Women don't know how to troll.

Nice way of taking it out of context, the top one was in response to people saying the bottom one is true, to point out the hypocrisy

Fucksake user

Google invetro fertilization

>There goes my hero, watch him as he goes

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lame

oh my sides

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I sell that at my store lol.

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Many thanks

lol elliot rodger is white af

🐷

i lost why did i lost. im still losting as i type this

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Wat

piss off

He's a hapa you squinty eyed fuck.

A good man

Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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I really like this image.

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lost

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Cunt

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I also thought it was a neck

Sank you

I bet all those babies will be black, grow up not knowing their father, being poor and illiterate

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Yissss

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That's famous/rich person privilege

dont mind if i do

What a fucking waste of a read
Whoever wrote that is an autistic faggot with a 10yo's writing skills

Isn't Elliot white?

>dont dead, open inside.

>>not having sex before marriage is to control women
Bitch that's to control men, especially since divorce lands you in hell, what if your chick has a body that makes you want to vomit, that means no good poon for you my friend

Also I bet 90 percent of Christian's haven't even read the bible and the ones that have are fucking crazy

Also also the child marriage in the bible applies to women after they've had their first period not to fucking 3 year old wives

Plus all fucking religions are bat shit crazy, christianity is and even your goat fucking Islamic religion

What's exactly the joke?

Does she say some stupid things in the video or what, because that looks like just a normal vid from the meme shot and edgy people making poor jokes

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Shieeeeee thanx

>hardly find 20 nigs and gooks
do you even know how many shooting you degenerates had by now?

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Fuck off

Tanks

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ok

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How obssesed can someone be to spend time in making such cringefest of an image

>33k JIDF accounts
WOW

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Ultra beta virgin invites cosplayer escort over to watch anime with him because no one else will???

aaaaaaaaaah

Oi you got your eye contact license?

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> Butt weight, there's more!

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Lost

Cunt

Elliot is half Brit and half Maylasian.

❤️

fag

I chuckled

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Yay

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Fucking kek

The teleturbans