Let's hear them

I’m a teacher. I promised I would never give up on a kid. That was my goal. Last year was great. Plenty of kids were challenging but I was always able to make it work. Even if I couldn’t teacher them since I could at least influence them into being a better person.

But this year I had this kid and Jesus fucking Christ he was a whole new level of unbearable. I was so far past giving up on him and to the point where I actually wanted to punch this little twelve year old piece of shit in the face. And I’m not like a psycho. I’m an extremely even tempered and caring person. This kid just fucking didn’t deserve to exist. Some examples, and believe me these are just the tip of the iceberg:

>He once went to the bathroom just to pee on a worksheet before handing it in
>We has a girl come back from the mental hospital for suicidal thoughts, and he handed her a plastic knife and said “Kill yourself skank”
>He threw another child’s computer into the school water fountain for having a name he couldn’t pronounce
>At parent teacher conferences he called our district superintendent a nigger
>He punched a girl two years younger than him in the face for not having panties with cartoons on them
>Before that, he ripped down a girl two years younger than him’s skirt in the middle of the hallway
>After a group of boys beat the ever living shit out of him for assaulting that girl, his mom tried to sue the school

The child is now moving to another state, thank the lord. And I’ll tell you what, it’s for the best. To be totally honest, I basically knew that the group of boys were going to kick his ass and I didn’t stop it. I honestly can’t say I’ve ever truly hated any human being other than this fucking kid. And I’m so disappointed with myself for letting that emotion overcome me. I fought it so hard, but the kid legitimately did not have a single redeeming quality in the waste of a water sac that made up his body.

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Sometimes I fantasize about killing homeless people. My city has a very and homeless problem and it's a very progressive city so instead of getting people off of the streets they just make it easier for them to live there. Everybody hates it but nobody on city council ever does anything about it.

I'd start by stabbing a few here and there, giving out poisoned food, burning down homeless camps in the woods stuff like that.
Once the cops started closin in on me I'd take my AR downtown to where the homeless outreach center is, there's always +100 people out there just lined up along the sidewalk out front. It would be so easy to open fire, there all clustered together so I'd bump fire and spray tons of them.

I'd go down in history as Americas first serial killer AND mass shooter

One of my professors has this really stupid mustache he tailors in a bizarre way. Makes him look like Groucho Mark. Also has these stupid glasses.

So I started mocking him. Growing a mustache to look like his and got similar glasses. I sit in front of lecture hall so he can get a good view. I guess I'm gaslighting him, ha ha, but he can't do a thing.

I got some sushi and didn't pay.

Welcome to public school teaching user. Here’s what I’ve learned

>1 or 2 niggers in the class is manageable
>3 niggers in the class = just teach to white kids

If that's the case you got no reason to be ashamed, these are natural feelings. My Spanish teacher tried lying on me and idc what happens to her as long as I'm not the direct cause of it

I share my nudes here and bait on omegle and my bf doesn't know

If it were me i'd find an ok looking homeless girl and fuck her

Who doesn’t?

Sometimes I post naked pictures of my very private GF to /b. She would break up with me if she knew.

My Pre-AP courses have mostly white kids. It’s a totally different world. Those classes are so amazing. We go outside and do experiments and I can trust them with things like chemicals and fire.

In my on-level classes I had to tell a kid to stop eating a tissue box today. How am I supposed to teach kids the rock cycle when they haven’t even matured to the point that they aren’t eating tissue boxes?

Got nudes of my buddy’s daughter from her then cropped them so she couldn’t be identified and sent them to him then screencapped the convo of what he wanted to do to her and sent it to her.

Boyfriend doesn't

Heh. Hawt.

Since she can't be identified, share?

I work with one now. It's awkward.

what was her response?

That kid was epic you stupid motherfucker

The only bad thing in there is pushing on the paper

dude, why?

Because nudes are hot

Transitioning from/to?

So you're actually a girl with a vagina?

The spics are ok if there’s no niggers in the class but they have a cultural component which requires them be average. I literally just teach to the white kids.

How would they not find out you're the culprit?

No, he was literally just so stupid and broken that he didn’t understand normal behaviors. He didn’t do those things to try to be cool. He did them because he’s a fucking moron with no proper sense of cause and effect.

Pissing on the paper, ripping up other kids worksheets, stealing from the special ed kids, and bullying kids 2-3 years younger than him we’re just normal behavior for this little asshole.

I think I have one secret I deem worthy.
For at least 7 months now I've been planning different operations, most of them are about robbery, mass-murder, bombings, thievery and things of the like. For quite the time now I've been planning a better society, the whole ideology being that the areas would be separated into countries per say of their own, imagine if liberals and conservatives were part of a different nation, so there was never any fighting over stupid bullshit, thats the idea. Of course, protests wouldnt do it, only a revolution, so Ive planned hundreds of different assaults on different targets, heavily screened and bounced off others for feedback on flaws, they are all foolproof to what a near hundred of us can see. And I plan on either starting this revolution one day when the climate is right, or passing it to those who can do it, but its gonna happen either way. I dont know if I want all this for the glory, or for the principle, I think mostly, I just want the anarchy, the raw chaos, the destruction. As much as I love to build, I love to destroy, its that blind rage that overtakes you, and I want everyone to do that, and just make a society where blind rage is the only option.

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Deleted them

She was oddly cool with it.

I told her I was going to do it. Let him think it was some rando.

So he was a little bitch. Got it. Good job letting the normal kids beat his ass

I feel you! (And I teach 3rd grade). My worst kids are a little less evil than your student, but I have all but given up on a couple of them. Missed abortion opportunities, bottom line.

Is she attracted to her father or hate him or what? How could she be okay with you sending him her nudes to entice him to say those things?

Willing to hear more about this retard. I'd appreciate it bro

She said she gave them to me and i was free to do with them as I pleased.

I like posting sexy pics of my sister in hopes her nudes show up

TITS or
BTFO

Okay, she's chill about you sharing her nudes. But there would still be a natural mortification most people would have when you involve her father. Does she have an Electra Complex or what?

Why delete them if she gave them to you?

Old phone. Didn’t care that much.

Had sex with friend who has a boyfriend. It was going to be one time thing but now I'm considering ruining their relationship so I can be with her.

Ok, ok, I'll spill the beans.
I once snuck into the white house, this was like 2010 or 2011. It was at night, nobody awake. I went up to the second floor and entered the first bedroom I came to. I stripped down naked and slid under the covers. I felt his member stiffen when I put it in my mouth. "Oh Barry" I gasped between pumps. Suddenly the bedside table light came on and I saw... It was Michael. I had been blowing the first lady the whole time!

Of course I let him finish in my ass, then snuck back out. The secret service in America sucks.

Not that I know of.

Well why did you get the idea? Did you think it was funny to mess with your friend like this? You have some grudge against him? Is it a fetish for you?

And did he ever find out it was his daughter?

For teh lulz. He never found out.

More than a little bitch. The spawn of satan.

Dope

Ever find yourself attracted to your any of students?

Not the sharpest tool in the shed. FBI should be pulling into your trailer park shortly. (Screenshot taken, so you can’t delete the evidence).

Screen shot/reported

That’s really autistic of you

Shut up, asshole

>>>reddit

Nope! They’re 9. What a stupid question.

I think you meant engraving (as in dog tag), but why proofread?

My cousin may have gotten me pregnant.

My life is made miserable by this fat whale of a co-worker I'm just gonna call "Donna". Donna's a goody-two-shoes/church lady who wears a cross in the office (which is probably unconstitutional, cause we're a government contractor) and always gets in my face.

Case in point, her no porn in the office policy. Now, I'm a simple man. I enjoy pulling my pud under my desk during my lunch break. Donna put up these stupid parental blocks. She actually came to me and told me to keep my hands out of my pants just because she walked into my cubicle uninvited one time when I was jacking off. I didn't even have it out!

Anyway, she pissed me off with all that, so I got a little revenge. I called up one of my favorite escort from a pay phone, disguised my voice and had her go over to Donna's house. I'm sure miss prude got a nasty surprise, heh heh.

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You’d be surprised at the answers I get to that question.

Gee, sperglord. You would think a name like Michelle wouldn’t be so difficult to spell. She will be your President one day. Learn to show some respect.

I’m not surprised you like to ask that question, Jethro Bodine, Jr.

There's this church group that goes downtown and brings the homeless donuts on the weekend. Now I've got a decent job and my own apartment, but I love donuts, especially for free. So I go down there with dirty clothes sometimes and pretend to be homeless so I can get free donuts.

Alright, off the top of my head.

>He walked into the girls bathroom because that’s what he thought a “panty raid” was after he saw it on Spongebob. When a girl kicked his mom threatened to sue the school.
>We were having a paper airplane contest in homeroom and he couldn’t figure out how to make a paper airplane, so he threw a chair and started crying. The campus resource officer had to remove him. Now we aren’t allowed to make paper airplanes because they trigger him.
>He got suspended because he accidentally offered a Jule to a substitute teacher that he didn’t realize wasn’t a student.
>We were making spaghetti towers and he stole a box of uncooked spaghetti. He then panicked and tried to flush it down a toilet in the girls bathroom. He got caught and turned in by the girl he thought was his girlfriend. She was not.
>He once climbed on top of a bathroom stall and jumped down on another boy who was taking a shit, injuring both of them.
>During state testing he couldn’t remember his own middle name, and got so mad that he tried to eat his own sock. Everyone in the room (it was the super special ed room) had to be removed and restart their test in another location.
>One day he just started vomiting profusely in class. It turns out he had eaten part of a preserved bird that was in a display case. That was over a decade old, and he totally broke the display case.

My stepmom and me started flirting a lot and I ended up having her flash me while she was in the tub, then she stood up and showed me her body and made me fondle her tits. Then she let me finger her and suck her tits. Later, the same day, she had me go to the laundry room and she gave me a blowjob. I ended up being a faggot after I came. I told her that i felt guilty and bad and that i couldn't go on. Now that i realized that i was just nervous, she says she's done and doesn't want to keep going, but i want to fuck her so bad. I thought about her all day today and all i can think about is how nasty she was yesterday and how she wanted to keep going, but i pussied out. Massive regret.

So basically you had a 4channer in class?

so just say you didn't mean what you said and want to keep going

Jesus! I literally hope he dies.

I was going to call him a child bla bla but the bird thing really disturbs me

Best thing in the thread bro

Did the same thing to my father in-law. Have a bunch of old nudes over my garage work bench. Most are older from before I met my wife, but some are prints of nudes she’s sent me over the years. Smoked pot with him out there a few times. Funny watching him eyefuck her without knowing

That’s what I’d call “going full retard.”

Secret is I'm currently taking a shit

Lulz

>Remember now thy Creator in the days of thy youth, while the evil days come not, nor the years draw nigh, when thou shalt say, I have no pleasure in them; While the sun, or the light, or the moon, or the stars, be not darkened, nor the clouds return after the rain: In the day when the keepers of the house shall tremble, and the strong men shall bow themselves, and the grinders cease because they are few, and those that look out of the windows be darkened, And the doors shall be shut in the streets, when the sound of the grinding is low, and he shall rise up at the voice of the bird, and all the daughters of musick shall be brought low; Also when they shall be afraid of that which is high, and fears shall be in the way, and the almond tree shall flourish, and the grasshopper shall be a burden, and desire shall fail: because man goeth to his long home, and the mourners go about the streets: Or ever the silver cord be loosed, or the golden bowl be broken, or the pitcher be broken at the fountain, or the wheel broken at the cistern. Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was: and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it. Vanity of vanities, saith the preacher; all is vanity.

>And moreover, because the preacher was wise, he still taught the people knowledge; yea, he gave good heed, and sought out, and set in order many proverbs. The preacher sought to find out acceptable words: and that which was written was upright even words of truth.

>The words of the wise are as goads, and as nails fastened by the masters of assemblies, which are given from one shepherd. And further, by these, my son, be admonished: of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh.

>Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man. For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil.

How so? All I have to do is wear dirty clothes and walk up to them and they give me free donuts. I never even claim to be homeless, so if they ever find out I'm not, it's not like they can get me in trouble for fraud or anything. It's kind of a brilliant plan, if you think about it.

I did. I told her I was just nervous and she said that she felt bad about the whole thing and didn't want to continue. Seeing as how her kids were in the house at the time, my dad, and one of her daughter's (my step sister) friends was at the house, too. She said she thought about it and that she feels really guilty. I could have lost my fucking virginity to my stepmom, my biggest fucking fantasy, and my retarded ass fucked it all up by being a faggot. I did cum all over her face and hoodie, though. That shit was so cash.

Yeah because murder is the answer, not like moving to another city...

How old are you?

This animal trainer came to my high school with a monkey. We were allowed to play with it. It was a lot of fun, until I thought it would be funny to "spank the monkey". Not hard, not animal abuse. Just a friendly spank to get the goof. The monkey screeched up and bit me and it ran away. Took the trainer 45 minutes to catch it. He was really pissed and swore off our whole school because of me. I guess he didn't get the joke.

You public school teachers suck.

>but muh homeschool kids are anti social

If what you all offer is considered ((socialized)) , i’d be proud of my anti social kid for never having to deal with the bullshit you all offer

For over a year I have gone to bed almost every night in restraints. Not always the entire set but at least some combination of them.

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Reverse image searched my gfs pics & found her all over sites & twitter porn accounts... don’t regret

Meh. I wouldn't worry. I know someone that's been in education for their whole career as the head of the school. Some kids are just legit sociopaths/psychopaths and display genuine symptoms who go on to do awful things in life. That sounds a lot like one of the kids this person I know talked about. They also hated that kid. And that kid went on to be an awful, awful person. Honestly, the kid needed to be slapped about more growing up. When they're that bad, they at least need to learn people won't take their shit.

im a trap, not really secret, but is something i dont go telling people that arent really close to me. of course they suspect it, but never confirmed to anyone besides my family and one close friend that knows me since childhood. pic related

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They are homeless no one would care, youd go down in history for biggest waste of time. Ignore them like everyone else should.

damn you hot if that's you

Thanks for sharing

I’ve done a lot of super risky sexual stuff I haven’t told anyone about so here’s a few
> I let my 7th grade English teacher fuck me
> I got fucked by 3 guys at once in one of their cars
> I let guys use me and pass me around at parties let them post snaps of fucking me and have their friends record or watch me
Just a few things

hahah, thats me, thanksss

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I'm in a long distance relationship and a girl in my neuro class asked to come over to my dorm and study. One thing lead to another and I watched her rub her pussy over her panties.

Michael is the name he was born with, changing it to michelle when you claim to have become a woman, doesn't make it so.

timestamp needed

I work at a convenience store on the night shift and I like to fuck with people in many different ways. My favorite is taking a barely smoked cigarette, and running it down the sides of my balls to gather up as much grease as a can. I then set them on the railing of the windows and sure enough some crack head leech will come by and steal it. They must like the taste, because they'll take them all without fail.

Very nice! What size are your implants?

Technically it's a dude so no timestamp needed. That's only for sluts.

Still look a bit manish, how old?

Ive been consensually starving a girl for a few months now.

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Are you thinking of snip snip clip clip

uhm, not for no, still can and still enjoy topping, so might as well continue enjoying while i can
28, its very hard to not look a bit manlish anyway, so i dont care, as long as i can pass it off on the street and all, good enough for me
around 38c
been here quite a few times, there are some timestamped pics of me out there, atm though im just jerking in bed to go to sleep, so no timestamp for today, sry, so believe what you want

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Id be gay for you!

Can you tell me a favorite sex story?

That's a really impressive story. You got a girl to come to your dorm room and you got to watch her touch herself. True alpha.

This pic is much better.

Reporting you to the feds, portland right?

I was engaged to a less than average chick with several fucking problems (alcoholism, drug use, bad temper, etc.) and her one genuine redeeming quality was her heart of gold. We were great for the first couple of years and on the last one we raised absolute hell for each other. We beat the shit out of each other drunk, insulted each other, cheated on her 3 times and never got caught until I came clean one day and it broke her heart. She cheated on me and I took it like a man, didn't say shit. Eventually, the relationship was so broken that even after splitting for a couple of months and ending the wedding, hooking up here and there while she saw this other loser whom she "passed time with" there was no fixing it. We haven't spoken in roughly 2 months for good after being on and off and after some thought, I realized my mistake. I tried to replace her with over 100 different women in a single year but it's no use; she's constantly haunting my every day life. I'm in another relationship but this fucking ghost won't stop littering the darkness around me. It's awful. I have plans on buying a gun and getting blood on my hands someday. (Not hers, you sickos.) Just some of the people that encouraged our downfall. I only pray that God intervenes before it's too late for people whom I know are innocent - but my rage is getting the best of me.

>InB4 beta fag
>InB4 edgy

In short: I'm going to kill the man she's with and probably kidnap her. She's crazy enough to tag along though. We're crazy toxic for each other. She knows it, I know it and that's why I haven't gone back.

For some reason it's like every time I meet a nice person of the opposite sex I end up developing a secret crush on them.. like literally I've had tons of mini crushes on people i hardly know at all, people i dont even talk to. I'm not sure why this is, I'm in a relationship and I'd never do anything shady. But idk what the fuck is wrong with me.

I’m a little insecure about my penis size even though I also feel like I shouldn’t be.

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I went through my cousins laptop one time and got a shit ton of win i fap to her more than anyone else

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Do you escort?

Why do you jerk to go to sleep?

Also, do you prefer giving or receiving head?

How many times a week do you fap?

More boob pictures?

Post her nudes please

I stole my father's copy of The Count of Monte Cristo.

Reporting your autism to the feds

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Reporting you... to... the.. feeeeeeeds

dont you? would recommend, its nice to relax. Honestly depends, i really have a thing for bigger dicks idk, would probably say that because mine is average, so if it is bigger than mine i definitely enjoy a lot more giving, if its smaller, probably receiving. Depends on the guy though
no, but a friend of mine told me i could make some money from it kek, not in mind for now though
hahah, sure can, let me think of one
aw, thanks
uhm, probably 4 times a week. glad you like them

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Nah this girl is bad news shes for sure trying to slide because I'm in a relationship and nothing else.

Call me dumb, but is he in anyway retarded?

Are there any hot homeless girls?

Damn keep going

Good hunting sir

nice dubs. Post nudes with time stamp.

Dr. did a great job on them. Do you sunbathe outside in a bikini that small, or use a tanning bed?

I’m secretly gay

Seriously, put this kid on some kind of watch list. He will probably grow up to be a school shooter due to having no friends as a result of his psychotic behavior.

He sounds like a troubled youth, with the emotional and violent outbursts, it is safe to say hes the victim of severe past trauma, if he is young it is either the view violent depature of close one or he's been raped several times. Good job being a shit teacher and adult.

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Brazilian?

I shared my college gf with another guy for about a year. It wasn't a cuck thing, she was basically his girlfriend as much as mine for that period of time. They went on dates together, even took trips together sometimes. It was always a bit awkward, often it felt like a competition between the two of us. She'd rotate between staying at my place or his over the weekends. I remember being especially happy on Valentine's day that I got to fuck her first because we had our last class together that day. We went to get donuts after class, I dragged her back to my apartment, fucked her rough, came on her face and sent her off for her date with him.

After they broke it off, we stayed together for another year before breaking up. We were mostly exclusive at that point. I never told anyone and would have been very embarrassed if my friends found out. I know she told a few of her friends about it. Pic related.

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Lol, even censored she doesn't seem worth sharing. You fucking cuck. Should have grown some balls and won her over full time, the other guy clearly wasn't going to last anyway.

Ew, i can see your adams apple from here. Digusting

That itty bitty waist makes my cock quadruple in size. Very nice.

When I was six years old, my father killed himself on the Fourth of July. He was in his study and told me to go watch the fireworks with my mother outside. He didn't seem depressed at all. He then shut the door and I heard a gunshot. Even at that age I could tell the difference between that sound and that of a firework. I walked in. There was so much blood. The gun was in his right hand. There was a sealed envelope in his left. I've always assumed it was his suicide note. I don't know. I've never opened it. I pocketed the note and when my mother ran it, I said it was an accident, that he was cleaning his gun when it went off. He must not have known it was loaded. But I know the truth. I'm the only one who does. My father killed himself.

bikini hahah, there is a pool in my house, makes it easier, tanning beds are way more expensive than you would think
nice, thanks for your input
quadruple? damn, thats a hard erection

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Yeah. Four inches is quite something.

You did the right thing convincing your mother it wasn't suicide.

You're not wrong, but I was young and it was pretty much my first relationship. I see it as a learning experience.

More pictures showing everything? Got any pics of you topping?

damn, four inches, thats big as fuck

I married someone I don't love out of fear of being alone for the rest of my life.

what country are you from?

>uhm, not for no, still can and still enjoy topping, so might as well continue enjoying while i can
what stds have you caught so far?

One time I was on a business trip with my work buddy and we met these hot twin sisters. We told them we were brothers so they'd think we had something in common. Then my buddy took them back to our hotel room and banged them both. It was awesome.

got this one, doesnt show face though, but shows cum hahah. no pics topping, sry, i only expose myself here hahah
brazil
for your surprise and mine, no stds so far, who would guess condoms actually work

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still there, have a story in mind if you are still interested in hearing hahah

Why do you fear being alone?

No secrets only truth
youtu.be/4pnjme1PSBk

I found a couple of inappropriate videos of my neighbor's daughter that she made. Kik is Jeffool if any questions. I'll answer what I can.

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Great picture, that cock is huge! What size is it?

i know in cm its 19, so around 7,5 inchs? not sure

>First semester of college, moved out of my home state
>Vulnerable, shy
>Make a friend on my floor, we hang out almost every night
>Name is Pete
>Semester goes on, we're good buddies
>Get a gf
>Parents call, Dad lost job, can't pay for out of state tuition
>Have to transfer to a school in my home state
>Tell everyone
>gf understands, we have a sad breakup
>Pete turns into a piece of shit
>Says I'm abandoning him
>A few days before the end of the semester
>Pete tries to fuck ex-gf while she's basically passed out
>Steals my textbooks, sells them at campus store - I don't know who did it
>Spreads rumors that I've been talking shit about basically everyone on the floor, basically everybody cuts ties with me
>He texts me about all of this as I'm on the way to the airport to transfer home, tells me to kill myself

Weeks pass
>Get set up at new college a week before classes start, log into old college account to make sure I don't owe anything
>Pete's name autofills in the Username area, password autofills
>Plan formulates
>Wait several days, until a couple hours before drop/add class deadline at old school
>Drop him from all of his classes
>He gets kicked out of the dorms because he's not taking any credits
>Has to get an apartment and a job at a gas station for the semester
>Gets a DUI, they find cocaine in the car
>Arrested, goes to jail for a little while

Last I heard he never re-enrolled. I've never told this story to anyone. Go to hell, Pete.

Do ever do requests threads on Yea Forums?

Prefer bottom or top?
Will you show your asshole?

I would throat that

I'm being catfished by a trap online.

He thinks he's got me fooled, and is clearly not sure how to keep taking things further.

The truth is I'm in love with him either way and I'm just waiting for him to come clean when he's ready.

faggot

It's probably not much of a secret to her, but I want to hatefuck my ex.

I want to choke her to within an inch of her life while I'm pumping my rotten seed into her cunt

I'm straight. if he's still got the dick I'll pay to get rid of it.

discord
+--l--d15b--l--+
.gg/vvftDyy

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it's still a guy that you paid to chop his dick off.

you are a faggot.

best fake story yet

Actually not fake, believe what you like though :)

nah, i usually post in not request threads, just trap threads, or other overall threads, but if you see me during the day here you could request, who knows if im up to
bottom if a guy has a bigger dick than mine, top if mine is bigger, but that changes from guy to guy, general rule though. uhm, let me see if i have any saved
biggg fan of nice deep throats

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kys pedo

I ass fucked my male roommate one night after he got really drunk and got off his computer after streaming from 26 hours some PC game waiting for me to get really drunk and then I passed out of ass fucked him he woke up started jerking off and begged me to fuck him even harder next day wakes up and asked me if I was did anything to him last night I said no

Butthole pic guy here.

Biggest dick you’ve taken? You ever escort or hook?

there is literally a chick with a dick posting nudes in this thread and you're calling that guy out

I sent her nudes to her dad

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might as well share them here too then

dont have any of my butthole btw, gotta take some tomorrow i guess. probably around 23cm, no idea how much that is in inches, but it was quiteeee big. Never escorted, dont think i would be able to

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I'm pretty obsessed with Katy Perry. Not just jerking off to her, but I like her music too.

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How does it feel being prettier than most women?

Do you have more male friends or female?

Seriously though.. gorgeous.

the first time my gf remembers of masturbating was to a katy perry album cover, guess thats not that uncommon than

she has a nice body

That's pretty hot.I like jerking off to Katy, but I enjoy her non sexually as well. She's my favorite singer/celeb.

if you don't escort or strip, what type of work do you do?

Love this pic as well. That ass shows some serious thrust power. I'd let you fuck my face

I posted my ex’s nudes a few times 3 years ago and I still see them pop occasionally on various porn sites, makes me happy she still has so much internet fame

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fucked my 12 year old cousin

Has anyone tried locking you in chastity?

well, if you say so hahah, feels great. female friends, for sure, basically since i was a kid. and thankss, that means a lot really
i mean, normal work kek. i work in publicity for tv, for the most part. I dont go telling people that im trans

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discord
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Last request from me. You got pic of you in normal street clothes?

tried yes, i usually convince them to let me top for a bit though

my guy sounds like a bit of a retardondo

Her dad thought so too

At the very least trim your pubes to a millimeter in length... if not shave clean completely. It will make it look bigger and healthier, even though you already have a good size.

more lingerie?

I've been masturbating and fastasizing about my mom since I was 14. I'm 27 now. I'll only date girls who look like her, and when all of my friends would comment about how much of a milf she is and how they want to fuck her I loved it.

How would you react if a guy meets you on the streets and straight up told you to have sex?

high heels?

I'm really going to miss fortune when april fools is over

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again

it is cool. any idea how many points to unlock Dino?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

you are asking the wrong user, user

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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One of my closest friends is getting married soon. I don't think I've fapped to anything but the thought of me or someone else kidnapping her, smuggling her to somewhere isolated and raping her in her wedding dress for the whole day.

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let's fuck.

well it is more than 31 points🐸

that's how you get AIDS

i would gladly bend you over and fuck you while stroking your cock and talking dirty in your ear, you little slut.

Want to bang my MIL so bad. Think she may know I've done some creep shit lol steal panties rub my dick on her when I get a chance etc

Love your smile in this pic.

Wish I could spend some quality time with you, absolutely stunning!

I made a 9” Oreo and ate the entire thing. I can show a picture if needed

Show us the nudes?

trap

story?

Wrong

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>homeless
>goodlooking
>not a prostitute
You’re delusional user

Real story here. Fuck y'all saying its fake.

>be me
>be 6(17 years ago)
>be Dutch
>have 2 sisters who are 9/10
>big family, small house
>often share the attic with either of my sisters since there are 2 beds
>have this Tv program on late at night called "Beter in bed" which translates "better in bed" basically a show that helps couples have better sex
>occasionally have sisters come to me and play with my willy, even lick it and make me put it in their "pee hole"
>this goes on till I'm about 8 and start understanding what's actually happening.
>stop suddenly out of the blue, never got caught or anything
>Skip to 18 y/o
>bring it up to my oldest sister, she says I shouldn't talk about it
>say I will tell everyone if the doesn't suck me off
>agrees
>halfway through she is visibly enjoying it so I start playing with her tits and pussy
>she likes it yes.jpg
>end up having sex with her
>one if the best fucks I've ever had even up to today
>have sex occasionally even up till today
>we both have partners for over 2 years now

Should I stop this or just enjoy life?

Yum....

Needs a good tongue fucking

Funny how
>been here quite a few times, there are some timestamped pics of me out there, atm though im just jerking in bed to go to sleep, so no timestamp for today, sry, so believe what you want
is exactly what you posted in the trap bread. This sounds a lot like dodgy copy pasta bullshit, and dodgy copy pasta bullshit means cheap bait.

Taking a goddamn time stamp isn't that hard, just take a damned selfie alongside a small piece of paper with the current date and time.

Your lack of timestamps and excuses when asked to post them is a prime example of a faggot using somebody else's pictures as their own.

Call this LARPing or baiting, but since it is cheap, I call it fucking mental retardation

What about moar?

..

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Enjoy life user. I'd have been much happier if I'd cheated on my wife more.

...

i was always a very big fan of nirvana and loved them since i was ten years old.

i stopped listening to them for the most part when i was like thirteen or fourteen because i was burned out.

now i am obsessed with it again and i think about nirvana and kurt cobain almost 24/7.

My secret is I probably woulda fucked your brains out at age 10-14, assuming you were a cute boy that is.

Nice copy pasta material.

Excuse me what the fuck

My worst secret would probably be that i was raped repeatedly when i was younger by two guys and one of the guys who raped me fell asleep immediately after and i strangled him to death, then after he was dead i took a rock and just beat the shit out of his face till it was literally unrecognizable

Well many things to say. The best female friend of my wife has recently confess me she wants to fuck my wife. They had some kissing a while back but my wife was not interested beyond that. So I have been trading nudes with her in exchange of her own nudes. She tells me how much she wants to suck her pussy. In addition, I have started to put my semen on my wife food everyday. Makes me diamond knowing she taste my cum in this way cause she does not really let me cum in her mouth.

Hhj

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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what kind of bat?

discord
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Sounds like a developmental disability. Could be onset schizo/borderline personality.

i watch traps and shemale... :/

Fucked the shit out of my twin best friends' legs and feet during sleepovers for about a year or so when we were 11/12 while they slept.

Also did the same to my best friend in high school when we were 13, them got him drunk when we were in our mid late 20s and I did it again on like 4 separate occasions.

Technically they all know about it, but I got away with it.

I'm not sorry at all.

i shidded and camed in my pents

>be me
>Busty middle School femanon
>Loner autism so would usually hangout with teachers
>Best teachers to befriend were males
>They were more witty and uncensored than female teachers
>Always made playful jokes and teasing pet names
>On occasion would see them look at my cleavage
>Go to high school never see them again
God I didn't know how much I wanted to fuck them until later. I should have made a move
>Tfw I've lost prime age for being groomed into a loving and affectionate lol
I'm 21 now and I wish I could go back

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I think that this OP is a secret

How young?
And femanon?

I got a 220 image fap folder of girls I know personally including my underage step sister and my biggest fear is losing it or someone finding it, if anyone finds out about it I'll grab a plane to Brazil and never come back.

How old is your step sis?

He compartido las nudes de mi esposa con amigos.

I cheat on my fiancee with her best friend and she has no idea.
We’ve drugged her before together and fucked in the other room while she was passed out.

We’re getting married this year and i don’t plan to stop this

had 12 gf when 25

You sound like a faggot

I'm a psychopath, i don't have empathy, emotions and feelings

Is there anything that you like to do as a hobby

sucks to be low enough functioning that you're wasting your night posting here instead of learning how to manipulate people properly so you can reach the top of the food chain

but really you're just autistic and think you're a psychopath like everyone else who posts this nonsense

unfortunately, no. Life is so boring, i used to like play with others, manipulate them, making them like me then throw them in the garbages. But i don't like it anymore.

I don't want to, this is all non sense for me. I'm just waiting to die, taking amphet, making music, etc.

I think that you would be a perfect soldier

Yeah let's create an army and conquer the world

My wife's nudes and videos are all over the web because I exposed her on /b and other sites like temp exposed. Her full name and social media was exposed as well. I should probably feel bad and stop, but I still post her frequently.

post her cunt

I'm posting her in another thread right now

Was getting a blowjob at a party and the girl passed out so I fucked her while she was unconscious

she probably would have let you anyways.

-3 and +4

Get on my level

smash?

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Im a male and at the time of this i was 9

Whats the question here?

>things that never happened.

Post her here.

What's her name?

roberta paulson.

Ah yes, this is what i was looking for. The one person who always call bullshit because they are too "preserved" to see anything other than their perfect life.

'When i was 14/15/16 ish i was a super horny mofo who bascially used every oppportunity to make a girl drink my cum. (jerking in their food, jerking in their toothpaste, shampoo, creams... you name it)

on year in school we got this new super fucking hot teacher which was doing her practical year for year diploma as a teacher. she was like super young, maybe 21, when my birthday was, i used the occasion to bake again ( so every girl would eat my cum again) and i collected my love juice for a whole week, to put it in one muffin to give it her. when she bit in eat, i definetly saw that this lil nigger tasted terrible, but i guess she assumed that just my baking sucks and kindly thanked me for it.

i dont know, since i got older i feel kinda guilty about it, since its techincally rape in some way and would kill everyone doing the same thing to my sister / daugther.

I wanna be on the receiving end of this kind of abuse:
>danbooru.donmai.us/posts/878226

Kik: somprs

cool story bro.

loved your blog.

Good guess, but no.

PSA: Dont reply to this if youre going to say it isnt true because clearly you havent had the world experience or enough just blatent bad luck to experience anything bad.

when lying, try to make your lies believable user. dont push the lie too far.

thanks.

Yeah, you murdered someone and got away with it. 9 year olds totally know about DNA evidence. Was the death ruled a suicide? Post a news article confirming he was strangled and bludgeoned. I bet you can't.

You should kill yourself user.

This is why it should be legal to put down kids with severe mental problems

I am addicted to sharing pics and videos of my buddy's milf ex. This stuck up bitch would be so embarrassed and ashamed to know that people know exactly what every inch of her body looks like not to mention what she looks like with a cock in her mouth and cunt. Kik me at sunnymanner if interested

Why the fuck was that autistic piece shit in an inclusion classroom to begin with and not shipped to boces?

testing testing💔

Any current or former drug dealers have stories of sluts having to do things they didn't want for their shit?

i had a friend who used to pick up money and run errands for his brother who sold drugs. told me they made 2 sisters go at it with each other and with a dog, though only one of them got fucked.

Probably his parents bribed the school.
Becauase from what I read, he either has severe (unironically) autism or some other type or mental disorder.

Or is simply a spoiled piece of shit.

Have a meth dealing friend who regularly fucks girls as low as 10 for meth.

He has fucked up stories. Would ask him to share if this thread wasn't close to getting pruned

I wish the local coyotes would fuck me.

remember to make your lies believable anons.

THANKS!!

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Fuck off faggot. You're just gonna get deleted from this thread too.

notice how quickly you give up when called out
lol liefag btfo

I have this weird fantasy about getting led on by a woman, which gets me into kinky situations with the credible hope that we'd actually fuck. She doesn't even have to be a real woman (and if we hookup, maybe it turns out different than expected).

Like maybe she wants to tie me up in the bedroom, but needs to "steps out real quickly", leaving me naked and exposed (resulting in some kind of surprise or "surprise" when she comes back).

its time to....

kill this thread...

one post....

at a time.

>climbed on top of the stall
>jumped on someone taking a shit
>both injured
Now that must have looked fucking hilarious

I hope Donna loses her shit and guns you down like the degenerate you are.

The kids are not the users. Their parents are

Thanks Michael

go for it user

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Don’t feel bad Professor user, sounds like that kid was beyond a little shit and you sound like a good teacher, everyone has a breaking point

holy fucking shit. put me in screencap

I cheated on my gf with my boss in a bar bathroom

>turns out he had eaten part of a preserved bird

Christ and I thought people I went to school with were retarded

>We has a girl come back from the mental hospital for suicidal thoughts, and he handed her a plastic knife and said “Kill yourself skank”
isn't that attempted murder?
regardless, don't blame yourself op. this kid is an irredeemably horrible person and does not deserve any bit of empathy

im a nigger

you must kill him

I agree with the other guy, you sound like a faggot

*banjo music starts playing*

whore

>told suicidal person to kill herself
>punches and/or sexually assaults others
>>>>>>his mother tries to sue the school after he gets punched
i'm sorry but could someone enlighten me on the laws of mentally challanged people? this is implying he can't be held accountable for ANY of his actions no matter how severe.

are you fucking kidding me? you're hotter then 98% of women AND your dick is bigger then mine. this is bullshit.

blackmail her into it