No ylyl thread? Ive lurked since like fuckin 2009 and never made one so here we go goys and girls...

No ylyl thread? Ive lurked since like fuckin 2009 and never made one so here we go goys and girls. Ima start with a zuckerburg dump I love that shit.

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discord
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twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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look man this is all the exact same fuckin' joke

Sorry, I enjoy them. Ill start posting other stuff.

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japs eat tons of meat though...

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Wasps are actually the second best after bees for polinating. Waspphobe.

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Don't blame me; I didn't write that text. And yes, I know they eat a lot of yakitori/teriyaki...

ok this one got me kek

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this made me really happy. i fucking hate little children especially bitch boys

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Wasps and bees can both get fucked.

As a kid I went down a slide and it had a nest under it that fell down and I ran as they stung my legs dozens of times.

Another time I was learning to fly fish and accidentally sent the hook into the tree behind me. Yanked and a nest fell down, got fucked hard again.

Picking raspberries with my dad and we angered an underground nest and they messed my face up good.

Cousin locked me in a car with bees and held the door shut.

Once drank soda and got stung in my mouth because a bee was in it.

Bees and wasps and such can all go to hell. I have an actual phobia at this point and will have a panic attack if one is near and I cant get away.

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Newfag confirmed

ylyl'd

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fucking lost. i was ok until the battering ram...
neighbors probably heard my reaction

Child abuse, along with animal abuse, is the only thing that isn't funny. True Yea Forums would track down fuckers like this and make them pay. Sometimes I think I'm the only oldfag left.

>Cousin locked me in a car with bees and held the door shut.
>
>Once drank soda and got stung in my mouth because a bee was in it.

How were the bees at fault in these particular scenarios?

lol what were all the ovens were for... pizza night?

It's still fun to joke about, but not actually do.

Existing

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MY FUCKING SIDES

Not sure what's worse - that he turned his back on a rampaging fucking bull, or that he decided to attend this event wearing a red shirt.

I go pee pee on yo froor
I go pee pee on yo door

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i am an old fag who came late to b, sorry i wasn't here in those days. i'd have helped track down and hurt the animal abusers anyway.

>lol
>what were all the ovens were for
>were for
Ignoring that, the crematoriums were used for their namesake and the burning of the massive amounts of waste. Someone did the math but it would have taken an insane amount of time to have actually burned as many Jews to ashes as they claimed were. Don't even get me started on the fact that there wasn't even 6 million Jews in Europe during WWII and how the world census of 1938 and 1950 don't show a major drop in Jew populations, but do show 9 million dead in Christians.

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if i had all that bad bee luck i would be totally phobic alongside you user. stay the fuck away from bees!

to say nothing about the holomodors

Not sure about bees, but I have fear of wasps. Sphekasphobia.

all of them should be impaled

Lost, fuck

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>And yes, I know they eat a lot of yakitori/teriyaki
why type this? the fact that you went out of your way to name two of the possible hundreds of meat preparations does nothing to aid your point. why even list examples? you could have stopped your post at the "I didn't write that text" part. you could have stopped it at the "I know they eat meat part." the absolute lack of any real contribution to this thread from your post is the definition of shit posting, which leads me to believe you are Australian, posting from your phone, or most likely both.

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>the absolute lack of any real contribution to this thread
I have literally posted 10+ things to this thread,,,

>which leads me to believe you are Australian, posting from your phone, or most likely both
Neither, Captain Assumption

Holodomor never happened

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hardly child abuse. i'd enjoy doing it tremendously

Or let's not talk about the fact that the Nazi party was established as an opposition to the Jewish-led communist group that attempted to overthrow the German government in the last year's of World War 1.

Damn, that's hot

> Jewish-led communist group
Why lie?

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Yes exactly this. Joke all you want about raping babies to death and microwaving the remains to fill up your hot water bottle, but if you so much as touch a little boy you deserve a brutal beating at the very least. Even the vid I originally replied to is unacceptable and shameful. Yea Forums has all but forgotten these core principles of our values. Mostly because of newfags joining and thinking it was just cool to be an edgelord without getting the subtleties. Wish we could get it back to the way it was.

Hitler was voted into Nazbol GANG.

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well many were shot and buried in mass graves as well. many were worked on meagre rations until useless and died of starvation. 6 million were def not burned to ashes, that much is proven.

but to imply that the 'final solution' wasn't intentional would imply that it was more like a 'final accident', and that doesn't roll off the tongue as smoothly

Try again kike.

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Fuck off moralfag

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I'd be proud if it actually happened, but it didn't

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Denial of the Holodomor (Ukrainian: Зaпepeчeння Гoлoдoмopy, Russian: Oтpицaниe Гoлoдoмopa) is the false assertion that the 1932–1933 Holodomor, a man-made[1] famine in Soviet Ukraine,[2] did not occur[3][4][5][6] or diminishing the scale and significance of the famine.[7] This denial and suppression of information about the famine was made in official Soviet propaganda from the very beginning until the 1980s. It was supported by some Western journalists and intellectuals.[4][8][9][10] It was echoed at the time of the famine by some prominent Western journalists, including Walter Duranty and Louis Fischer. The denial of the man-made famine was a highly successful and well orchestrated disinformation campaign by the Soviet government.[3][4][5] According to Robert Conquest, it was the first major instance of Soviet authorities adopting the Big Lie propaganda technique to sway world opinion, to be followed by similar campaigns over the Moscow Trials and denial of the Gulag labor camp system.[11]

I think you misunderstand the meaning of oldfag, newfriend. It's not someone on Yea Forums who is old, it's someone who has been here for a really long time, minimum 5 years I'd say, but also depends on general intelligence, lurk rate, how much you 'get it' etc. Kinda like the old guard, if you get that meaning. I've never been what I would describe as top-tier, but I've been here long enough to say I'm an oldfag, and to spot out the fakers (most people who say they're oldfags aren't, it's kind of sad).

>arguing with a tankie

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why is it that you think the claim is 6 million jews were gassed and burned? everytime you throw around the "numbers" it is based around a claim nobody except your camp made. the holocaust was a three prong operation which killed 6 million or more jews around Europe in many different ways, the most common being death squad executions and mass graves. the concentration camps were the final stage in a long process over many years.

and aren't censuses self reported? why would anyone openly identify as jewish in the European mainland during 1938 and 1950? and then the census shows 9 million people dead, labeled Christian, but you cant imagine where those 6 million Jews came from? hell, don't you people accuse the Jews of being liars? isn't that the lynchpin of the holocaust denial? and yet the idea that a Jew wouldn't claim to be a Jew on a fucking census?


honestly tho, the biggest thing i want to know is if you realize that 90% of holocaust denial is refuting "facts" that denialists themselves came up with.

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How do you explain the fact that Stalin rediverted resources to fight off the famine? Or the numerous amounts of correspondents indicating that soviet authority had no idea it was even taking place for some time? Because it exists
The question is either: it didnt happen or it was an accident/result from the civil war (eastern europe had a ton of famines)

But if it didnt happen it should have

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They probably eat more meat in the form of chicken karaage than anything else. I guess fish doesn't count as meat either, since they eat a fuckload of that.

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Good job proving my point moron

I hear you but let me ask, what term would an old fag on /b use to refer to someone who is actually old?

TRUE B IS DEAD THERES A LIKE BUTTON NOW MOTHERFUCKER THIS IS REDDIT

Why did I have to lose to the most stupid shit

you are so seriously in the dark. why such passion in your feeble denials?

I don't deny that around 600,000 Jews died in the Holocaust, but we don't talk about the millions of Christians that died fighting it half as much as how terrible the number was for God's chosen people. How they fueled the other side of the war and when they started to get their comeuppance cried for help and used it as an opportunity to found their own country.
If you're using Wikipedia as a reliable source of information or any of the Leninist-influenced textbooks of American schooling, you've already lost the argument. The fact is, historical records show that it was physically impossible for 6 million Jews to die in the Holocaust, that they were very involved in both the Bolshevik and German revolutions, and that Israel was founded by terrorists and murderers. I have Jewish friends, I believe Abrahamic faiths have good moral teachings, but just as with any religion, there are extremes. The problem is that the Jewish faith promotes extreme Jewish faith without any consequence. You can be a radical Christian or Muslim, but why does nobody ever mention radical Jews? Because they're "God's chosen people" and you've been guilted into silence for their part in Holocaust.

Nothing springs to mind, so I don't think there was a specific term, or if there was it wasn't used much. Typically age wasn't really cared about or discussed, all just part of being user. Maybe boomer, but I'm pretty sure that's a more recent thing.

hey you guys remember when this was a ylyl thread?

I'm not a denialist nor am I an anti-semite, so your argument falls very short there. I play both sides of the field and the facts are very suspicious in the way they lean. Census reports are more trustworthy than a group of people who have been kicked out of almost every country they've lived in for more than a century. Explain to me how an entire culture and faith can be demonized by every other culture on the planet, without reason? Even Muslims have more friends than the Jewish nation, only now that we've been guilted is it wrong to speak out against the crazy shit they pull.

Lost!

>no arguments
ok retard

My source wasnt wikipedia, dipshit. It was an infograph covering the subject of supposed judeo-bolshevism
As for the joos, 6 million or whatever, I know I don't believe it either.
>I believe Abrahamic faiths
kike

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>an "infographic" consisting of snippets from /pol/ and Wikipedia
You were saying?
No need to rely on insults to try and make your point here, it isn't going to work.
>kike
I never said -I- believed in the Abrahamic faiths, but that they do have good moral tenants and teachings here and there. You're making it very clear how absolutely blind people who fight on that side are.

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It doesnt matter *where* its from because it still debunks the judeo-bolshevik myth (which is nazi in origin anyway), cant you read yourself?
> they do have good moral tenants and teachings here and there
How can good moral teachings come from a race of bastard swindlers and liars?

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oldmanfag

Its "oldfag" still, but it entirely depends on the context

Checked

actually, that was my impression. that oldfag could mean an user who had been around /b a long time, or a fag who was actually old.

anyway this old fag is going to bed.

It doesn't debunk anything, it's all easily edited and thrown around words. Honestly, nothing you've posted is really credible. This page is the closest you've come to an actual, strong point, even then, it's written by someone far after the fact. Show me a document from this timeframe that indefiably shows you're right.

Do you know where you are ? It's a vid of a kid getting scared of a stuffed animal, kids get scared of fucking everything. This is the dumbest thing to be on a high horse about

Where's Ireland?

when you start a war and lose, there will generally be a bad outcome for your people. the japanese saw the same fate.

but that's quite different from arbitrarily picking one demographic and, regardless of the war, enslaving them for forced hard labor and eventual elimination.

the first is a result of losting a war, the second is murder, by any definition.

kek

Spoken like a true newfag

>i'd have helped track down and hurt the animal abusers anyway

press X to doubt. most of that kind of shit was maybe 5 of us doing the doxing. the rest of you just kept spamming threads thinking you were calling on a personal army.

Minus The Bear-Cold Company
The Strokes-Trying Your Luck
The Beatles-Fixing A Hole
OutKast-Ghetto Musick
Nirvana-Drain You
Nirvana-The Money Will Roll Right In
Gorillaz-Slow Country
The Beatles-Magical Mystery Tour
Travis-Tied To The 90's
Nirvana-Spank Thru

I really don't listen to half of these songs.

Cremating dead bodies probably... the same reason they exist today.

DATE RAPE STOR-REEEE

who?

my thread died so here

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The holocaust never happened

You mean Ulster?

Goodbye

> Doesn't have anything else to bitch about
> Resorts to acting elitist
We get it to think your part of a cool club

>arbitrarily
The fact that you feel that word is even useful here shows youre already blind.

>maybe 5 of us doing the doxing
>doxing
Jesus how new are you??

I bet you still can't fly-fish faggot

i once decided to stay playing league instead of going to my ex's house to have sex.
That's why she's my ex now.

>I'm not a denialist
>there weren't even 6 million Jews in Europe in WWII (which is a bullshit claim)

The club is dead, and back in those days I was just a lurker. I wish I knew how to bring it back. I think there are a lot of potential lurkers out there who would get it, but people like you just get in the way, the clueless eternal newfag. It's kinda depressing tbh.

Saladtoss is a little bitch

t. Triggered kike

cucked

Someone have a non-ant version of this?

based

Newfags instructing other newfags how to level up in newfaggotry.

this guy knows how to party or what

QQ moar faggot

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o fuk u rly rekt him

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Quads checked

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It'll be gone when April fool's day is over.

I, too, enjoy them

STFU white knight.
Not your personal army.

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do i have to tell you why or is my insinuation enough for your tiny brain

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>boomer
Now take a sip of your white Monster.

this one had me crying holy fuck

Some evidence a lot of people gloss over
Nuremburg trials, not one of the people said it didn't happen, they said they were following orders
General Patton, a cold, hard son of a bitch is recorded helping liberate a concentration camp, it's extremely unlikely he would go along with some lie like the theory supposes

hard mode❤️

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Sad proof the jews won.

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♨️

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denial-fags need to learn how history writing works and face the fact that they are ratarded

(You)

💢

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Bulls are color blind, so it wouldn't matter what color shirt he wore.

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Is Yea Forums the new reddit?

Holy fuck that's good

I'm not familiar enough with reddit to be sure. Is reddit full of edgelords, and children pretending to be adults? If so then yes.

kek

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Gay and fake

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This thread was good until those fucking beta-TrumpSupporter-racist pieces of shit came

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found the edgelord

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I remember seeing this one on BestGore. This unlucky bastard broke his femur on the second goring and later died from eternal bleeding.

Kek. Who is that faggot

How long did he bleed for?

Bleeding eternally sounds pretty serious. Has he stopped bleeding yet?

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they're colorblind

That was a startrek reference. The redshirts always die.

checked. fucking lost.

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>eternal bleeding
Kek. Haven't read that in a while. Already forgot that's a thing.

lol got me

Muslims have more friends then the Jews? You sure about that? Most people I know would rather live next to a Jewish family than a Muslim family. Fucking deluded if you think otherwise.

well im convinced

Is this real or staged

Ylyl
youtu.be/4pnjme1PSBk

I saw a ground nest nearly kill my allergic mother when i was 5, and i freak out a bit still around them despite not being allergic, but thats still not the bees fault, and you should get your cousin back for that. otherwise wear a rabbits foot or something you absurdly unlucky bastard.

discord
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Thanks op, this thread was better than 90% of nowadays ylyl threads. Too bad those arguing redditors had to ruin it halfway through.

The old Yea Forums is dead brother. Be grateful you got to experience it before the CIA and JIDF ruined it.

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Fuck you I read the word “nugger” and lost

Sometimes I womder if we could salvage some good though, the moral core that ignored nypa requests but knew when justice was necessary, go back to fighting the small fights that glowniggers and schlomos wouldn't care about. I just don't know where to even start.

Too damn small, make it bigger

Mobilefag btfo

Open image in new tab and remove the "m" at the end of the filename

Underrated appreciation post

discord
:=l=0[6]0=l=:
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Lost

Why is the 6 million figure impossible?

The figure of 6 million comes from the viewing of pre war census and estimates from post war Europe

Eatimatea range from 5 million to 6 million by historians such as Raul Hilberg,Lucy Dawidowicz and Wolfgang Benz

Fuck off

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Los toros a la tica, solo por teletica.
>kill yourself faggot

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Is that Belladonna?

Oh Grant...

QUAAAAAAAADS

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These are the death machines we are supposed to fear?

How blue text?

>bottom layer is usually burnt

chuckled

Fuck him. They're good. I saved a few.

You mean thats not how you beat your meat?

I'm sure many ants enjoyed this

>Ive lurked since like fuckin 2009
newfag

Someone set us up the bomb, fo sho

>Sometimes I think I'm the only oldfag left.
This site has ALWAYS been about posting crazy ass shit. Body parts in freezers, strangling their mom and running from the police, celebrating niggers and muslims dying. You are just exposing yourself as a newfag

There were multiple bulls... difficult to face several roaming animals at once unless they’re roaming together.

Fuck that gay retard. He's too old for this shit.

Fuck off asshole

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First time I saw this it actually fucked me up

Kek

All alphas know how to fly fish

Eat shit and die

I agree with you on animal abuse. Fucking hate kids though.

the battery ram fucked up his leg lmao

>battery ram

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killing jews with mass graves, well I'm convinced

Wasps are like Jews

Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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I don't need to prove anything to you, but if you can pull your head out of your ass for just a moment, you might learn something. Yes Yea Forums has always been about those things, because they are funny. Child abuse and animal abuse are different, because they are innocent. Don't talk about what this site has always been about like you were there when you clearly weren't, or you would know this already. I'm the real deal kid, show some fucking humility.

Woah wait a sec, i know who the Zucc is on a superficial level
I’ve never really pried in his private life but is this an actual post he did? Does he really fuxking talk like that for real
I knew he was robotic, but I didn’t think it was that bad
Just added a new layer of creep on my perspective about him

>roblox_oof.mp3
I mildly chuckled

discord
:=l=0[3]0=l=:
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History is written by the winners in wars you fucking moron

zuck memes were never funny

not even one

how do these things stay alive? i knew pew die per is trying to get his attention for fame and money but why does everyone else talk about this never-funny shit-tier crap

>hear the sound of her vagina with the Windows 98 closing sound
This one gets me every time

Lost

wow. your image is the quintessential example of projection by the left.

there's this guy that sits at my lunch table at work and i call him out on projecting and the next sentence out of his mouth will be another projection and it's something know to everyone at the table. i call him out again the very next moment i can get a sentence in, and everyone laughs at him.

he'll keep doing this and i can call him out as many times as i care to continue to talk to him. i make a point to embarrass the shit out of him each and every time while citing his own words from even the day before or his previous sentence, and he keeps frothing at the mouth.

why are libtards so stupid? like, we call you out, we give you feedback in realtime. you just keep acting like mental patients.

the word "libtard" was even thought up independently across the united states during the 2016 presidential campaign.... you're retarded and it shows in your speech, please stop talking?

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Fucking lol that escalated quickly

>the mathturbator

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How did you manage all this crazy shit? I've been stung only twice in my life. TWICE. Once when I accidentally stepped on a bee while walking barefoot in the grass, so that was totally on me.

God I want to know the story behind this picture so bad

discord
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>you need to have been here 5 years minimum in order to be an oldfag
Nigger, i’ve been here since 2008
According to a chart i’m a newfag
Oldfag ranges from 2004 up to 2006-2007
Then the ones who’ve been here since the start: OGs

Roflmao

What is your point you’re not better because you’ve been there in 2005 or in 2009, it’s more pathetic if anything, get your life together and move on, 2009 was 11 years ago

2009 11 years ago

This nigga retarded

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Huh....

Decent thread op.

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pickle

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No, you haven't. I know you haven't, you know you haven't, and if any other real oldfag sees your post, he'll know too. I'm not going to argue with you, everyone tries to argue they've been here forever, and you're only fooling other newfags. I'm not even OG but I can spot people like you a mile off, just don't even bother.

Lost

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This guy cockblocked himself by being bad at initiating sex, not his dumbass line

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Stfu nigger

djibouti saves me again

>making a doll do a jumpscare is child abuse

Same here.

>blue Jay from Djibouti

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Omg check em

Animal abusers yes, something like this no. Because it's not child abuse and you're a twat. If this was 2007 I'd still call you a twat for the same thing.

The only thing worse than a newfag is an oldfag who acts like an internet boomer. Old Yea Forums was shit, and so is new Yea Forums. It's always been shit. Stop trying to glorify it just because you're salty that you're getting old with your nostalgia glasses bullshit.

literally the only way I can get an erection these days

Jesus Christ can you actually hang yourself? You're such a fucking loser.

>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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>Schools got a big Japanese population >there is an anime club where they end up animating a short.
>Bunch of neckbeards and weebs join being autistic and shit.
>They are outnumbered 4 to 1 by educated Japanese kids
>Kyle is alpha weeb
>Kyle wears a maga hat with a waifu pin on it
>Kyle gets into a "debate" with the Japanese kid who runs the studio
>Japanese kid wipes floor with kyle.
>all kyle can do as yinglingding yawife pulls up source after source is scream fake news
>kyle raises his hand like hes going to punch ying.
>ying punches him in the throat
>kyle and his friends quit


>3 weeks later I go down to cafe'
>see 3ft by 5ft poster reading "real anime club for real anime fans" must love anime, must have waifu, must love trump, NO FURRIES, for location friend and talk to kyle on Facebook

>two weeks later school removed poster.
>ask why as mocking it is fun
>find out
>all clubs get $1000 for supplies if the get 15 or more students
>kyle took $600 of it and bought an entire bookshelf of porn
>pocketed the rest
>played hentai on theater screen after putting poster up in girl only form saying they were playing a "chick flic night"
>everyone leaves 1 minute in. He tries to block door
>girls boyfriend physically removed Kyle. Kyle calls him a nigger.
>dude u turns and crushes kyle into a wall
>kyle cries
>school admins show up as girls went to their office.
>confiscate $600 in porn
>kyle kicked out, 3 of the founders on probation, other weebs free to go.
>Kyle now holds one man protests in the commons

Kek

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please be real
muh fuck'n sides

>be a bee
>fly around searching for sweet nectar to please your mum
>*sniff* *sniiiiiffff*
>jackpot.avi
>Zoom at top speed to this weird tall pedal-less flower
>that’s no moon
>crawl into the opening desperate to make this effort worth the little energy you have left from the long flight
>no nectar!
>mfw no nectar
>FLOWER BEGINS TO TILT
>desperate, you find the exit again only to find it’s been blocked by an awful frightening chasm
>this is the end, you can sense it
>for the empire, for the Queen
>ready your only defence, knowing full well you will perish upon its use
>with a swift flick of your abdomen you pierce the beast, hoping your effort was not in vain
>a low rumble emminates from within the creature as it reals back, and you free yourself from your bodily dagger, ripping your organs out with an excruciating crunch
>as you drift back to earth you can see your short bee life flash before your eyes
>the hive, your mum, your first sup of honey, the day you got your wings, your mates from school
>you land on some grass blades and they slow your decent but hardly.
>the sun beats down on your fuzz, and you can feel the end nearing
>a large object givers over you, and the wind beneath it builds
>with a crunch, everything is black, and you feel, nothing
>the reaper floats before you.
>”Was I a good bee?”
>”no” he replies
>”I’m told you were the best...”

fake af

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Please bee real

this gets me every time. I don't even know what is so funny about it.-

old Yea Forums would track your faggot ass for Talking bullshit like this. we had the guy shitting on a Baby and laughed joyfully. dont you talk bullshit About the old times you homo.

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Kekkles

Lost.

Dominican Republic and "orangutang" over here.

kek

I can see this being real.

I'm a translator who's lived in Japan for about fifteen years (no, not fucking anime or manga, academic documents), and every now and then some American weeb somehow cons enough money out of his disappointed parents to fly over here and make a complete spectacle of himself. They really do expect to find an IRL hentai game.

combat ki . look it up

source. i wanna read that article

piled out.

When you name your first son axel and regret it in the 80s

>holocaust memorial day
i cant wait until eurofags are off the internet for good holy shit

>big nose complaining about uncovering the jewish agenda
hey rabbi!

mmmkay

dafuggg

that cat will meet its match soon .

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Lul. Ukrainian faggot quotes Ukrainian wikipedia. Grab me some fresh censor.net quotes, that shit is hilarious.

Also, GET BACK TO YOUR ANTI-TERRORIST OPERATION, YOU FUCKING DESERTER.

Ukrfags also ignore that Southern Russia and Kazakhstan were also affected by this famine.