>go on Yea Forums because of r/greentext
>open Yea Forums
>get immediately bombarded with dick picks and shota porn
>get scarred for life
Why all I wanted was a greentext but instead I found out all of you are a bunch of pedophile faggots
Go on Yea Forums because of r/greentext
Brody Reed
Camden Long
fag
Christopher Peterson
i take that back. fuck off reddit fag. hi r/greentext you pieces of shit
Logan Price
Neckbeard
John Long
Jokes on you, I got a pussy
Joseph Mitchell
Man pussy
Jeremiah Howard
Fake: user has a pussy
Furry: user has a cat whom has rough sex with
Joshua Wilson
Nope, real
true
true
Ryan Mitchell
Pics, dipshit
>r/greentext
Ayden Taylor
Time stamp
Aiden Davis
tell waetitan hes a faggot while your on reddit for me okay nigger
Josiah Powell
fuck
off
;)
Carson Collins
Why even post if not going to deliver
Michael Nelson
Figures, you're not funny and you look like a total fucking retard starting this shit thread. Noko goes in all fields
Camden Cox
Josiah Bell
Good bait, not good enough
Jacob Baker
virgin
didn't start this shit thread, fuck off bitch
and this dude gets it
Anthony Ross
He may be a fag, doesn't mean he's not right
>inb4 OP made this message
Landon Rodriguez
>pedophile
shotacon, nigger.
Asher Myers
>not good enough
Was good enough to trick me and everyone else
William Wright
>women can have beards on their neck
T h e m o r e y o u k n o w
Jonathan Cruz
GO BACK TO YOUR "SAFE"SPACE, FAGGOT.
Jace Wilson
fag
real women grow beards, obviously
Jason Carter
I only see dinosaurs here.