You will have sex this year if you get dubs

>sex

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sicko

aasdfghj

Headed south for a couple weeks next week so here’s to baggin a hottie down there!

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dubs get

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fucking jews

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I have a fucking girlfriend you tool, of course I am having shitton of sex

DUBS APPEAR

Did I get 'em?

Yeah

I get laid every day with my sexdoll

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roll

ok

rolllllllingg

nice

no i wont, i am too old and ugly for a nice girl to want to have sex with,

Roll

Winrar

Rollerino

easiest sex of my life.

Rolling

oooooh man

Yeet

Roll

Lol

Willingly?

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:3

ExDe

Against my will?

Rollan

Will my ass get fucked while I do homework?

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kek

power move

Oof, guess my ass won’t get filled and my gay fantasies will be harbored for another year.

This year is your year bro

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Please LAWD

Virgin roll

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Is there anything more pathetic than a gay guy who can't get laid? Don't you guys just lay out the hand sign and away you go?

>virgin
Not any more my friend.

Nah

Virgin here

Roll

Atleast I tried, I'll just stay a virgin longer tho

Not for long

heh

duuubss

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What does this mean?

I'm starting to think this is rigged. It's like a fucking whorehouse all of these dubs.

Fuck it

So close.

k

What does this mean? What does that mean?

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Re roll

roll
pls happen i want to lose my virginity pls pls

YES THE YEAR HAS FINALLY COME

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Roll?

re roll

Rolled 56 (1d100)

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Pls

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Leggo

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not dubs
>56
not dubs
>add them together
still not dubs💔

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rollster

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Come on, I really need a win

fuck her right in the pussy

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It's not working. Time for a new strategy.

probs not

Finally

Ain't no rest for the wicked

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Two times man. Third time's the charm

THis is the one i can feel it in my balls

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Rolling

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YES!

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Oh I guess not.

Too desperate. The dub gods are not pleased.

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I'm pretty sure I won't

YES

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No I won't

doubt

What if I’ve already had sex this year?

Oof

Lpyd

Rolllllllllllling

Be gone wizards

>40
Liar

already had but rollin

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This year? Such lofty goals! /s

Roll that shit i need it Yea Forums gods

33 get

Rollin

nein

Can't be true

Gggg

i know i will

Pls

K

My virginity will be protected

Cmon

roll

Looks like /wizardchan/ found out about all the good luck up-thread. Now comes the no-hope brigade.

77

Rollio

Sheeeit I'm married tho

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it's been 3 years

doubt it

Make that four

Roll

Please no! I need to become a wizard at 30!

I only got 5 years left.

please

oof

...

Plz

hah
*goes on the addons menu in firefox*
*installs Dubs Getter Pro (Yea Forums)
Dubs Getter Pro (Yea Forums)

Guaranteed Dubs Everytime, None of the Time*
TREMBLE AT MY DUBNESS

God dam reroll

I already know I will

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No chance

Let us see

fokin rollin

doubt

roll

oh ok i guess my doubt was wrong

dub xD

shid

i wont roll

Enjoy, my friend.

Hell yea

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Roll

Let's see what the chan says

fuck you bitch im gonna be a wizard

i

Pretty please God of dubs, my girlfriend is blueballing me and I want to fuck...

Fuck...

Unlikely

please

Dub

Guess another year of "searching."

Oh...

Rolling, get me a 44

CHECK EM NIGGA!

Rol

Please... my balanitis finally cleared up

pls... rollin

Noice

It's been a while. I'll roll.

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I won't

Hmm ok

Roll

If i get dubs I'll scream funny gamer memes when i cum

what is dubs?

really?

another year without sex, yaaaaay

Rolllin

The gods have spoken...

LETS HAVE SEX

Pls I don't wanna be a wizard

pls

Rollin'

A while longer, looks like

Rolling trips for a threesome!

Role

Reroll, my hand is getting old

My gawd, who comes to Yea Forums these dayz??? What does pussy taste like, you will have sex this yr, show a picture of room...JFC!

R

Roll

i have had many sex but they never say yes. does it count as a sex if i'm doing a rape?

Pls no dubs

Rollioloi

Sure

wohCoin Flip: Tails

Rolling

Maybe if I get this new job.

Tails, but no tail

get

Had sex 2 hrs ago

Trips means you get a tranny

i am starting a new experiment called the cumshroom experiment i will post link to the discord gg/pq7Sf3x

Roll even tho I'm definitely gonna have sex this year, I swear to god

please

ROLL

Doubt it

rollin'

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RRRRROLLL

not gonna happen

rollin

yolo

rolling

You didn't say I won't if I don't!

Roll

rolling.

Rooolll

Roll

,':^|

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Not likely

kekus maximus

Not gonna happen

Rolex

Oh boy.

i won't let my post digits interfere with whatever life i will come across

discord
+I=O=I20I=O=I+
.gg/vvftDyy

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And if I get trips?

Even if i get dubs its a lie

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roll

Well I started off with a blowjob so that's progress.

Yolo

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bnsW03dCPjU

m.youtube.com/watch?v=im8cMIiz0K4

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmb5zhfDapA

Roll

Whatever you say pal

Roll

>ITT
>No dubs

C'mon c'mon cmon

aut

But how can I get laid off I don't talk to women?

Donate those dubs to a needy user then

congrats, you're gonna go gay

ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NIGGA

see you next year anons :(

I highly doubt it

ya see!

fine ill fucking roll

that has to count for something

Rollo

Roll

If I get trips I get married or have an Asian ladyboy

God please

Rollin