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Lost hard
Kek
kek lost
I hate myself my man
Fucking lel
Yeah Yea Forums was more helpful in the old days
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
worth it
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
I want that.
the cat? what are you talking about
Who would eat her shit like a fat kid with cake?
Kekd out loud
Are you ok user?
Literally the worst ylyl in history, haven't lost once...
vfhf
i only loose to weird shit, looks like no likes for me
Fucking KEK
Goddamn this is a long time no see
A couple of nights back there was a ylyl which turned into a classics thread stuff came up that i hadnt seen for years
Lost
oi cunt our cops are the best in the world
kek
read that in the wrong voice and it was even funnier
Fucking hell why did i lose
get on my level fags
old but gold
That's enough internet for today
that aint funny, thats just sad
A lot of time and skill went into making those
think about that
Kek is that someone delivering food in the background?
why is it sad?
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
go tend to your flock shepardfag
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Yo my sheep are on fleak dude shut up
His children will grow up without a dad and he's not even black!
Fuck the likes, this new feature is fucking gay, only newfags collect likes
Yes it is, i didnt even notice kek
>on fleak
I have no desire to learn your shepard terminology.
I know i just said im not a shepard but thats clearly not a ram you fagmatic retard
Your loss fam
Its called a joke
nah user its called being retarded
We offended the sheep expert ladies and gents
Kek, lost
Kek, poor james
RAEP!
We offended the cuck who lost his gf to a black ladies and gents
Shoenice was the king
this guy def didn't die form that, i saw him eat a martini glass full of salt.
country where even cops are cucks....
Eh ? he aint exactly in any kind of danger is he ? anyway its the notting hill carnival only blacks and liberals go there
Explain
If that's the case why didn't we bomb it first?
according to the recent definition of assault this is it. also she is clearly disrespecting him while on duty... no wonder people in that country don;t respect cops authority. they are a fucking joke
Nope we just keep the highly trained armed to the teeth ones around the corner out of sight and send the genial gentle types out to meet the people
he was asking for it
Yeah
I mean it was at a carnival, if they'd assaulted a woman for dancing infront of one there would have been a fucking riot, i have no love for cops but that was probably the smartest thing to do.
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Here in Canada some dirty natives were going around robbing farms, stealing gas and such. One farmer caught them and shot 2 of them, killing them instantly
They are hiring literal kids at this point. Wasn't there a case where two police women were killed at the same time by their own gun a few years ago?
They were murdered by a pikey (redneck) with his gun and yes the police take all kinds and use them differently but the majority of armed types are ex military and will go in as hard as anyone. The pick shows some aussies but words fail me
most UK cops don't carry guns on their person. Most developed countries' police don't. It's locked in their car if they have one. Crazy contrast to the trigger-happy thugs we have in the US where cops get away with almost anything unless it's completely unequivocal
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I agree they have shitty thug cops but honestly in a country with THAT many guns, the police really do have to be armed at all times.
So many fucking art installations I've seen why have none of them been this great?
this 'pick' is 50 y/o nigga update your shit
>unequivocal
Cops get away with shit even when their actions are caught on video. If cops decide they want to fuck with you, then you are well and truly fucked.
>Wanting to touch thots
The man on the right can be choosey and not want swamp beef.
tell me something that roo hunting scene from wake in fright, realistic ?
>he doesnt know who the man on the right is
Haha👌
I know who he is, and that he's dead now, but he was an alpha Chad with pick of the pussy and clearly didn't want to touch lesser thots.
Kys
Why the fuck did I lose to this?
Sure you did buddy. Sit down.
>we wuz kangz n sheeit
Community support officers (where you get these stories from) they cant even arrest anyone as they're mostly women and weak as fuck men who like to pretend they're police. Anyone with a pair of bollocks when caught doing something tell them to fuck off or easily get away. They're just called police in any news sites because it gets more views.
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You heard it in Bart's voice.
Kek!!!
lookin ass
How tf did karen became the server?
rekt
wut?
Is that les aventours de rabbi Jacob? Fantastic movie.
Is he still alive?
>alpha
alpha will fuck anything, including your dad
I mean completely unequivocal, if there's any plausible deniability whatsoever like the cop saying he moved funny and might have been going for a weapon. Even if they are filmed doing it, there needs to be no shadow of a doubt that the cop was wrong
kneehurt? i think folks say 'butthurt' around here
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>smarter than he
Before what I said there should've been the moai emoji. I forgot emojis aren't allowed on this site lol
Can I get a higher resolution version?
Probably the first because he was nailed through the wrist not the palm.
>I agree they have shitty thug cops but honestly in a country with THAT many black people, the police really do have to be armed at all times.
Fully agree
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Gr8 b8 m8
someone have the sauce on that vid?
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Anyone an idea where one might find this gold nugget?
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it's a shoop ya fukn numnut
Dumbass, that's a Euro-poor electrical outlet.
Or you could just render the sale, production, and manufacture of gunpowder illegal. You can do all your own forging and reloads you want, but everyone still BUYS their gunpowder and if they just made it illegal to manufacture (let the Military manufacture it, itself), that would very rapidly be the end of that.
holy fuck is that his daughter?!?
holy fuck the us has a fucking incest king...
this is basically all of you douchebags
actualy lol'd
haha lol! the logo is a swastika (nazi symbol)
Is that thing for three people?
I don't know but my dick sure is a thing for three people.
Shows european powerstrip...
Kek get rekt
What the spoobidy doobidy is this?
i lost
Ah, Jeb Bush. Tough luck, big guy.
Normal For Amerimutts
>fat hand
>cat
>wine
oof
It is
Damnit I laughed
Why did I lose to this?
Blast from the past. I forgot hipsters were a thing once.
lost, was not expecting that
Did he died?
holy shit its the oldest troll pic on Yea Forums newfag
And they still are.
Just the word isn't.
>I am old and confused
Bahahah I remember when that happened. Fuckin Romulus needs to stay on the rez
Stop besmirching Cambridge. Reeeeeeeee
These retards are not representative of most of us.
Fuck. I love me some wholesome shit... Lost
Not American, most likely Russian or something
Do you guys like Roast Beef?
surprised.
i still dont get it?
Fuck i miss the stoner threads, weird how certain threads dont get made on new Yea Forums.
Did u fuck him??
>bait2 in filename
MAGA joys
You are such a fucking faggot
...aaaand still the dumb cunts take it...
Dude, north America does not have those power strips/adapters. At all.
And that's not a US license plate.
Fail.
Did your momma have any kids that lived?
is this real lel
dat real?
Did you ever quit molesting your younger brother?
Daniel Pantoleo murdered Eric Garner on video and has faced no repercussions. He still lives in Staten Island and is still a cop with the NYPD. I don't understand why nobody in the community has gone after him, but maybe one day there will be a DA that will prosecute him.
wow trippy I literally posted the exact same reply and it aborted me and I was like wow somebody said wat i was gonna say now dats cray cray
You're a fial
>the hand
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Someone actually spent time making these lmao
Anyone got a link to the full vid?
Pantoleo was making a lawful arrest of a fat fuck who has done this same thing many times, and a shop owner called the cops on him. The responded. They commanded he submit to arrest, his dumb fat ass fought. The cop put his arm around fatfuck's throat for something like 8 seconds (in Texas he would have won a big belt buckle for staying on a buck that long, but I digress), then fatfuck LONG AFTERWARDS starts having medical problems (fat attack).
Had he submitted to arrest, he might be alive today, or may have died the next day climbing the stairs from the subway.
People would stop hunting/going to ranges and just hoard it. Those caches will get stolen, etc. There's so much ammo out there. Easily enough for thousands of mass murderers.
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I refer you to the murder of Eric Garner by Daniel Pantoleo. Unequivocal and on video.
ORANGE MAN BAD
virgin
Wasn't murdered. Died of heart attack fighting cops making a lawful arrest.
iow, died of his own decisions.
it's too late to let him out of the basement now - his mind is gone
Yes. Ivanka Trump. You live under a fucking rock?
was indeed genuine
Its the 2 coz its the only one that have something similar with each of the others
This is gay. Frogs spawn.
>clean grill
>amerifags don't even get the joke
yup
The grand-jury didn't seem to think so. They must cherry-pick the most pro-cop people they can find for those. I'm just stating that video is the only way it's even POSSIBLE for them to be held accountable. Not that they actually ARE held accountable when video evidence presents itself
The cops were using a chokehold that has been banned for decades, and escalated to violence pretty damn quickly when they are supposed do de-escalate situations not escalate them immediately
There was a recent story about a woman that somehow "shot herself" in the head while in police custody even though her hands were handcuffed behind her back. If it was Revolver Ocelot or something maybe I could believe some crazy ricochet trick-shot but it wasn't so they just got away with straight-up murder and nobody disbelieved their bullshit story
is he dead?
This, fucking gem
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I Dont think u know what a pikey is m8
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They're sort of the White Trash of the UK so it's not too far off honestly
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