Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

> be me
>be 27
>have shit job, cute girl works there, she obviously is attracted with me
>she wont' give number "muh gf will get mad, i'll get in trouble
>"don't worry, i'll beat her up"
>"ok user that's cute and funny but u still can't habe my number even tho i wish to have ur children"

so do I let it go? I think I let it go...

Do you ever have anal fantasies?

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Lol sorry i was just a little excited. I havent pooped much in a few days lol

What???

No more like anal night terrors.

I hate ass stuff

-vchan

What is your favorite folk song?

Guy fieri slaps his meat log on the table, how wet do you get?

Is this op?

nice user

That's exactly what I said, but apparantly financial and job security is worth more than deep passionate babymaking. who woulda thunk it... would u walk away or would u throw rocks at her window?

You're the only person who makes this thread and you don't post tits you're just cancer to this board. And telling guys you have to poop is the quickest way to turn them off

Does this count as folk music?
youtu.be/nmg6tbVf5AU

Because I fucking love this song

-vchan

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Lol what

Was killing time in one of these threads a few days ago. Same shit different day

Hi anons

-note

Sing the chorus to dont stop me now by queen

Doesn't feel like anything until it starts to ooze out

Hey note!
Hope you're having a good day!

-vchan

Lmfao I cant. I'm too embarrassed already!

-vchan

Hi note. Been fucked lately?

Nice trips

But i got trips

Hi! Could be worse, could be better. Pretty average so far and it's nearly over.

Only by crippling anxiety

It feels great. It gets so hard, then throbs. Amazing

Tl;dr

Who is worse, a serial rapist or someone who rapes a family member?

Sorry user. I just couldnt lol

Well theres always tomorrow!
Also
>being fucked by crippling anxiety
Oof I felt that

-vchan

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No. Poo hole is exit only

Yup

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Where have all the flowers gone

This is the same person stop samefagging your threads cunt. Saged

Sarah dry

no frowing rox at her window? you guys are lame...

Tied for 1st

Why am I such a nigger?

Non violence is the only way

What is the kindest way to tell my sister her boyfriend is a fucking asshole and she is wasting her time with him?

I meant sahara dry

You're so obsessed with me dude.

Seriously.
Stop trying to throw that samefag bs

-vchan

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You aren't

Why do you think you don't have to put the toilet seat down and then lift it back up when you use the toilet?
who decided it was men who have to lift the seat and then put it back down after using the toilet?
I'll answer that for you:
A lazy fucking woman decided that.
guess what
not doin it
mkay?
YOU move the fucking seat
bitch
*spits

Probably exactly like that if she trusts you

How come none of you show tits?🍥

If you cant abide by the law of trips then how can we trust anything else you say? Are you even a womens?

You need therapy

Not him but you could have two devices. And you have been posting these threads for MONTHS and never posted tits

Pfff liar

Some people are just cursed I guess.

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-vchan

I do just not here. How come you always send dick pics?

an old ugly one who's dating a chode Mexican

Because fuck you that's why

-note

:( Do you take meds?

Religiously. I pretty much can't function without them for long periods of time now

-note

Am i supposed to pick a nickname for my replies?

No. Exercise and booze

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Well?

There are girls here who do.

Sorry user. I'm just a terrible person.

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Nice try though m8

-vchan

Where then? Just curious. Soc?🏳️

frowin rox isn't violent, it's desperate and needy. get it right!👌

I just did it so it's easier to keep track of posts. Be a namefag or remain an user, your call

The same ugly bitch talking to herself LMAO

To guys who earn it. Not Yea Forums that's for fucking sure

Try snowballs

Apology isnt good enough, atleast say "ey yo dominik gimme some of dat sweet ass"

Also, my friend recently flung an electric iron at his girlfriend and she left him immediately. I'm friends with both. Should I tell her to get back with him?

No one believes this weird samefag bs lol

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Lol.

-namefag

Why do I cum faster when my gf doesn't shave her legs or pussy?

You want me to say it in a niggerly fashion?

-vchan

Ditch the iron thrower. He will lead you to trouble

- namefag

Because you're a degenerate

-note

Because you're clearly into hairy girls?

-vchan

Got a snap? I can drop mine

Maybe because you like the extra tactile sensation

- namefag

Whatever works. Do you have a bf?

80 posts and 20 people your clearly samefagging. Post tits or fuck off
Same person

Not giving my snap

- namefag

WOULD YOU EVER PUT AN BAGEL IN YOUR ANUS

Nope. Not for a few months

Nah say it in a posh brittish accent

That's my fetish

-note

For a large sum of money, yes

- namefag

You're logic is so retarded

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HOW MUCH PER 1 BAGELS

You're is the contraction of you are. Are you sure that's what you meant to say?

-namefag

Half million

- namefag

Screenshots don't mean anything you have two phones

Lmfao I think I failed
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It's pronounced arse.

Is 4.75inches enough? Like I'm small but i can last long and I'm athletic

Autocorrect fucks me sometimes lol

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This obsession with me isnt healthy.

-vchan

FILTHY SLUT
SHOW BREAST

Haha thank you dude

Ah fuck! They really say it like that?

Its enough user!

-vchan

Are you on birth control? What kind?

You wish I cared about you you make this thread every day for over a year you're obsessed. It's kinda sad get some friends

is the SJW movement (gender pay gap, inequality, women before men when it comes to hiring due to vagina privilege, all men have toxic masculinity) representative or growing in women's circles ?

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It is. Learn how to use it. And your mouth, fingers, and body. Be confident and be in shape. That together is waay above average and girls will fall for you

- namefag

You clearly care because you're here so often lmfao.

Get some friends user

-vchan

Good strategy for success

-namefag

holy fucking shit, this is amazing

No. Guys use condoms and I keep morning after pills around in case

-namefag

Personally with the people I know it seems to be growing. Not sure if that's an overall trend or what, but there ya go

-note

I haven't been in this thread since last May lol I just have a memory. Anyway not replying anymore enjoy your pathetic life

You like it?
Blackbird raum is pretty amazing
Another great song by them!

youtu.be/qECZ7EL1Wxs

-vchan

Only number 1 and 2.

What you're talking a topic to sn extreme. I would not put up with a job where i don't get paid as well as the men. I also don't expect to be treated special. I won't put up with sexual harassment or a work environment that ignores or covers it up

-namefag

>may

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Favorite position to do sex in ladies?

let them know they'll struck down and raped ( by the naturally dominant gender ) forcibly if they push too far

ty

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says the guy on Yea Forums every day reading these threads

what's the most uncomfortable thing you've had inside of you

I'll take what I can get. Though if I had to choose, doggy

Neato

-note

Ladies, what one thing makes your orgasms strong, hard and fast when you are masturbating? OK fine you can list more than one thing.

Umm. I like at least a few during the session. On my back getting pounded by a guy who knows what he's doing makes me cum the most. If he's clueless ill ride him and hope he doesn't cum too soon or can go again

-namefag

the sad ones are the ones asking questions like these, pretending to be curious about dumb shit to get e-girl attention

men agree, however you must take in to account that men may be in higher positions and get paid better, that may be a sign that women are largely incompetent .

if you are working the same position with less pay, then yeah we have a problem .

too warm now. snowballs was 2 months ago, but she used to throw food at me at work, tht was certainly was cute

Thank you!

Is there certain positions that are more helpful? Most of the time i just have the girl ride me because I noticed my dick is "longest" when I'm laying down.

Im so intimidated.

-namefag

>pretending to be curious
Why would I pretend to be curious?

Lol he says he hasent been here since may but that's total BS he was just here yesterday bitching about the whole "hurrr samefag" retard shit lol

Also that's an easy question
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-vchan

We do.

approved...will need more tho

i prefer it to raging at them like the incel you're clearly roleplaying

Honestly, when a guy cums on me while i masturbate. I often get a splitting headache from cumming so hard

-namefag

i hope that turns you on .

I thought you were leaving now?
Oh that's right you're in love with this thread so you cant lol

why do you do this? it's just fucking cringy to see someone come here everyday, announce they are a woman and then answer shitty questions from neckbeards.

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Done with you

-namefag

Maybe you might like this band?

youtu.be/f55CqLc6IR0

Less folk a bit more metal

-vchan

Ok food then

-namefag

you realize this is an anonymous message board ?

If you knew I was here everyday then that means you are too.

Just as sad.

Length isn't that important. Move around and get every nerve. Im most sensitive around the opening. Real deep doesn't matter much

-namefag

thoughtful answer. i'm wet

I just browse you literally make a thread begging for attention and trying to get little kids to ask for your tits

Nope sorry try harder

-namefag

I mean you make this thread everyday

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My ex boyfriends fingers. Dunno why, they just hurt. Callous maybe

Once I hit one orgasm the next is pretty much guaranteed to be much stronger

Because it's 10pm and I'm killing time before I have to sleep. It beats endlessly scrolling

Trying to make it clear which femanon is replying

-note

I suck at remembering to do that

This thread is for all femanon. Not just me. Try again user

im not raging at them, im saying this kind of thread would never have survived here before, and the only reason it survives now is because of
>people pretending to be incels
its nice of them to be doing this kind of public service
but its sad that it exists in a place where people used to be honest about not believing this kind of thing

Not on weekends but again
If you were to know that then that means you're here everyday

if you like blackbird raum you might like days n daze

just search for "folk punk" theres tons of this shit

youtube.com/watch?v=v0dUnoecoZ0

Any actual questions? Im caught up

-namefag

She just simply wants attention and you're feeding her exactly what she wants. If she's acting like she can't be with you and you've already tried enough, just move on. The fact that she's "with someone" right now and yet is continuously toying with you is an immediate red flag.

all women should be arrested

-namefag

hehe you avoided my question

This can be arranged. Are you free tonight?

Lol. Good one

shit man, we're all just bored on the internet here.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Ever had a woman hit on you? When and what happened?

Working tonight. Where were you last night?

-namefag

Where was the question?

>bored
Amen man

-vchan

Louis Armstrong or Miles Davis?

All the time. Im a bartender in a gayish restaurant. I don't go home with customers but have been with a few girls, but they were all friends

-namefag

You're just as pathetic as the handbreeder
164 posts 27 POSTERS. Cancer

Louis

-namefag

>10pm
>before I have to sleep
boomer detected

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At my weekly Magic the Gathering game night after my mom dropped me off.

OK , i'm going to ambush her after her shift and throw french fries at her.... When I pump baby batter deep into her ll be thinkg about this thread, thanks.

Lol. Maybe the whole group could cum on me. How big is mom's car?

-namefag

what is an odd trait that attracts you to a man

what is a common trait that attracts a woman to a man

Yea it's called conversation tard.

Those 27 people are conversations clearly

What do you do with your hands when your girl friend's head is between your thighs?
What's dirty talk like with another girl?

Goddamnit this shit thread again

die out already

I wish you great success and happiness

-namefag

Probably my boyfriend's dick at the start of our relationship 3 years ago. When we first met in highschool and were sophmores, I was still a virgin at the time and he has a HUGE dick. I'm not trying to brag, as it was genuinely a problem for the first week of attempting to have sex together. His dick wouldn't fit and it was the most uncomfortable/painful thing ever.

Odd: nerdy and shy
Common: big shoulders, green eyes, and a nice ass

-namefag

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-vchan

Thanks for the bump tard

Nice b8 but no. I start work at 7am

Beards are almost always an attractive feature to me. I don't think I've seen many guys with beards that I haven't at least had my attention drawn to. Other than that, just specific personality types. People who have a lot of depth to their personality, etc

-note

If you put sage in the options it doesnt bump, tard

Grab sheets, or play with her hair. Don't remember for sure.

My dirty talk is mostly moaning and saying fuck when i cum

-namefag

>thinks sage works

Lmfao good one tard

Is it ever awkward the next morning when you've slept with a girl friend?
Ever been with one more than once?

interesting, would you be attracted to androgynous men with long hair ?

also you femanons need to step up and record some audio if we're gonna take you seriously .

It did in 2008, why wouldnt it now

Not awkward except for the one time we were both drunk.

Been with a couple more than once. One friend we always have sex when she visits.

-namefag

my mother said i had broad shoulders once, and eyes like a model

is she hitting on me and how do i persue her ?

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how true is this photo for women?

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Are you shaved, trimmed or natural?
Which do you prefer on a man? On a woman?

'What is "sage"?
Entering "sage" (by itself) into the [Options] field while replying will cause the thread not to bump to the top of the page. Contrary to popular belief, a sage is not a downvote, and should not be used as one. '

It's litteraly in the FAQ, newfag.

"sage-bombing" or announcing that you've saged a thread may result in a ban.

Dont fucking announce it, idiot

would you date this guy and be his servant for an entire year for 1 million dollars?

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Probably. Moms and their sons are weird. Use protection

-namefag

Yea I like pretty boys. A lot of my celebrity crushes are fairly feminine

Just to inform you
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-vchan

Im more like him than her

-namefag

Im waxed

I like guys trimmed, shaved balls. I really like smoothe balls in my mouth

-namefag

I wouldn't do that for any guy

Sometimes lol

Also my crackhead neighbor is freaking out...I'm gonna try to vocaroo it lol

-vchan

Age?
What time zone are you in?

25. Us east coast

-namefag

So when you sage a popular thread, you basically are not posting in it at all? Just not bumping but it doesn't matter? Just not contributing to it, am i getting it? I kinda had difficulties understanding your example

What kind of Yea Forums stuff do you get off to? Pics? stories? vids? Being asked questions?

>Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Why, don't you have anything better to do? What are you getting out of this?

Yet here you are. Again.

Oh yah no i don't listen to these stupid vocal recordings
couldn't care less what you sound like or what you have to say

I don't get off on Yea Forums.. i like some conversations. I hate the racism etc. A lot of stuff here makes me laugh

I keep seeing the same thread over and over why would i not check it out this time. It's not a great thread. I'm asking why it keeps appearing

if you had to have a celebrity shit in your mouth, and you eat it then wash it down with his pass;or you'd go to hell if you didn't , who would it be ?

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Maybe people like other things than you do.

piss*

What kind of stuff gets you off?
What do you read/watch/think about when you masturbate?

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This is why saging a popular thread is literally pointless

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I'll take my chances with hell because that's all bullshit

-namefag

your virginity is showing

ah c'mon now pick someone

Thats good enough for me, thanks for explaining

Do you listen to Michael Jackson?

I usually think about the last good session i had. A guy cumming or feeling his balls gets me off. I watch guys masturbate for porn or i go to chaturbate. 9 out of ten times I use my imagination

how true is dogpill

I love Michael Jackson

My time to go now though!
Gotta eat lunch!
By anons!

-vchan

Who is asking these questions? There only been new posters in the last hour. Starting to think OP is talking to himself

Guy Fieri

Never have
-namefag

Maybe you were right
-namefag

It's obvious and signature use is against the rules enjoy your ban

James May?

No dumbass.
Multiple people can have multiple questions

What do you think of phone sex or sexting?