So... my cousin was about 9 and I was about 6. We grew up together. One day (don't know how it came about), we decided to put the sleeves of VHS cases between our lips (mouth), and between our pussies. Then we started grinding on each other and started making out with each other. We kind of played house with the whole thing. It seemed to come from the whole "playing Barbies" thing, but it turned into something real.
Here's tits and timestamp just to let you guys know this is real.
Amazing, now fuck off.
How long did this go on for? How far did you take it.
At that point, her dad and mom had gotten divorced, so we couldn't take it very far because we were terrified of the people who were in charge of us. I totally wanted to, but I think she was too scared.
post story and more titts
That's hot. Tell us more what you wanna do with her, and show us more of your tits.
You're usually supposed to show more tits than that, but I guess with that story, it's okay...
Moar? You know we won't tell.
Let’s see your pretty pussy.
Why make this thread?
Lesbians are disgusting
Shut your whore mouth
Fucking gayphobe or how it goes
More tits and stories p-pinky please
moar?
Tell us about your most memorable sexual experiences
Anything else? More pics?
Lol, I posted tits and timestmp and you're all faggots. Fuck off.
(Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of, "AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.) ... Eh hem please do carry on my sweet serenity
Hot,post dick
Moar cleavage
post cawk
Let's see your fuckin dick
Gays are actually nice. Lesbians are just unpleasant
Show us your tongue
pretty sure you just broke the autism levels allowed on this website, please see yourself out
FAGGOT
PHAGGOT
Doy you still have that relationship with your cousin,if not do you have a girl?
No he's just from r*ddit
>1 pic
Giv us anudda o n e
give us another pic you fucking tease
>complaining about pepole asking for more of your nice titts
>gets mad
what did you expect from /b Normie
show feet
You sound mad because we don’t care about your Dyke story
Haha, She said, "I wish," She fantasizes about having a dick regularly.
Weak cleavage doesn’t count as tits
lol
how do I improve my photoshop skills, paisen?
This is a slightly older one that we took, but you all know you're jacking off to these tits. Gimme a sec and we're gonna show another.
Here, I've got something for you faggots.
>no year
>significantly off time
>no tits
Spiderman Thread?
Bra Size?
God damn
Yeah, I’m stroking myself to your tits right now. Any chance you want to see?
Show us your pussy and feet
You know this site is anonymous so you can literally post anything you like? Your comment is basically "if this was Reddit I would downvote you."
Let the man shitpost and/or kys
ducklips pls?
LOL, she actually gets anxiety bra shopping because nobody carries a DDD or F. She's something around a 34F.
Show us your feet and pussx
>but you all know you're jacking off to these tits
You like knowing that?
So it's not you in the images?
>hard as diamonds
>waiting on win to blow load
We're working on more pictures, guys, but she's very self-conscious. Feet pics especially, but she feels like she needs to clip and clean first.
Go on.
Wait what's going on. You a chick as well or a dude? Please explain.
Just pics of my girlfriend.
Ok but are you a dude?
Hurry the fuck up, I’m waiting to cum here. Your girl better not be blueballing me right now.
Let's see a before and after on them feets
Yeah, I'm a dude. I'm the one posting her. Sole pics inc.
You're gettin blueballed nigga
Bost benis
Kind of a shit picture, but I'm letting her take them herself.
Are you telling her that I’m touching myself to her tits right now?
could you perhaps write on the paper that you want me to lick my own cum of your tits??
in your words xD
She ain't into your dick picks btw.
TOPKEK
I don’t care man, I need to cum either way.
More tits?
Now for the tops of them pretty toes
Post your hairy man tits first with timestamp
Tell her to take a pic like this.
Not even a footfag but nice feet.
I could cum to this, no chance of any nude pics? She’s a beauty
Tell her to show cat with timestamp
REKT
Any duckface?
2nd
show tongue
Now write "CUM GUZZ KAZOO"
I'm working on her to show that much of her face. Pretty sure she will.
Can just cut out everything above lips if necessary
Does she want me to tribute her?
Fuck, she’s a stunner
obviously not. Refer to
"As much as a duck face as you're gonna get."
82 replies and 0 pictures of tits, just a fucking cleavage...
Fuck off newfags learn to sage and fuck off with this thottery
>sleeves of VHS cases between our lips (mouth), and between our pussies
I can't even imagine the thought process surrounding this. I am confused
Perfect. Anudda one pls.
Trust me, dude, I was just as confused as you when she told me this shit.
If you’re not going to get your whore of a gf to send anything close to making us cum you can fuck right off.
Otherwise, post pussy.
>nosering
immediate 0/10
Ducklips + cleavage?
threadly reminder that last year we had pic related.
Now we get fat dykes that don't even post tits.
Everyone go home.
Nothing interesting is going to happen in this thread.
Just a wannabe cuck who’s too much of a pussy to post nudes of his fat gf.
Goh oh some nice titas hiding behind that bra... Pleas give us a look pretty
LOL, you fuckers can't even ask for tits nicely anymore. Sucks, I guess.She'd like to, but she's not fucking doing it if you're all this autistic.
Ask nicely?
Get the fuck out of here.
I miss mini.
This is one lame april fool's.
Even fat dykes feel entitled, where did it all go so wrong.
More please
Do you rub your pussy thinking about her?
Could she pretty please with a cherry on top post nude tits or gtfo?
>ask for tits nicely
You are such a faggot loser
lmao ya fuckin goob
You forgot to mention your fedora spinning around in a cloud of steam. No more talking, you're creeping us out.
Come on I know you wanna show them. Show me your nipples
I'm trying, dude. I'm working on her as we speak. She's a fucking woman.
Thanks for the effort as well.
stab her with your fucking whaler harpoon and get the god damn camera out already.
kys
>dick in hand while watching XRA waiting for pics of some anons gfs cleavage
WHAT HAVE I BECOME. MY SWEETEST FRIEND?
LMFAO, cock has immediately shriveled back up. Thought I’d try stroking her ego a bit so that she could post her whaletits but now you’re just ugly and boring. What kind of bf can’t even get their hamplanet of a woman to show herself to degenerates?
Kek
Alright, guys, I'm gonna make her take a very hot picture next and I'm posting it for you. Guaranteed.
Place bets the next pic is some halfassed cleavage shot and more fucked up handwriting.
My sides
oh yeah we’re definitely waiting on the edge of our seats for this hilarious joke you’re about to pull, kid
nah don’t bother tbh, I reckon everyone else and I have lost interest in her
sorry man
Perfection
Interesting
I hate 2019 /b
>ask nicely
If you dont want to show them then fuck off with your tits thot, attention isnt for free here
best feet i've ever seen
Draw a target around her arsehole and stick the pen in it.
This has been a wonderful study of how to force an entire thread to lose interest.
lol, you faggot. I'm working with her in the moment and you can't appreciate it. What a newfag.
Nice
I want to see her blacked
Bring on your own feet, best would be both pair in the same pic.
That’s it?
Wow cool, I’ve never seen a white girls ass before.
post pic of you pouring tobasco into your spread vagina
Black her
Get a blackberry bull
>n-no, n-newfag!
t. bumbling attentionfaggot
You’re the newfaggot for not knowing how to keep user’s attention. Fuck off loser.
>a very hot picture
>Guaranteed.
>ass and no holes
wack
>130 replies in
>this is the best picture posted
thb this thread is only interesting to see how op manages to fuck it up next
Let's see her suck some black cock
>bot detected
I’m only here to watch this train wreck unfold I’m not even interested in nudes anymore
Do you have any black friends
Your girl isn’t even hot. She’s a fucking landwhale lol
our standards are rock bottom and you managed to make everyone jump ship, well done OP
Needs a black cock in it
Topfuckingkek
She said "if I could ban you, I would, you disgusting piece of shit."
Then she said "Oh, here they come. Can't have anything nice and pleasant because niggers and their Jew counterparts exist."
Btw, why do you have to come in and ruin our fun, Schlomo?
Wow that’s real edgy.
Is she edgy because she thinks a dark personality makes up for being fat and boring?
WHAT DOTH LIFE
Amazing boobs and a cute face!
Would love to see your nipples with your open mouth :s
Tyllerövittu ;))))))),,,
I'm just a normal white guy wanting to see her blacked boyo
Hey, I'm not even the edgy one. She said that shit herself.
>if i could ban you i would
how fucking new do you have to be hahaha
Post her fucking a black bull
I didn’t say you said it, you shit for brains.
>our fun
We stopped having fun about 2 posts i to your bumfuckboring thread, OP
holy shit you’re retarded
Alright, we're both done because of the blacked shit. I was REALLY close to getting her pussy on camera, but we both want to fuck right off because of this dumb shit.
Pls don't let them ruin this.
She sounds like a right dumb slut. Needs a black cock in her gob to shut her up.
Oh how convenient, you both get butthurt now RIGHT when you were totally SO CLOSE.
Kill yourself.
I'm actually just one guy who wants to see her blacked.
Nothing edgy about it, kikes and niggers can burn. It's a common fact that no one wants them around, did you just land here from tumblr, fucking pathetic faggot.
Good, next time start a thread with a pic of tits with timestamp (no clothes faggot)
or you know, just fuck off
Good, come back with a black bull.
if you’re both leaving over the blacked shit you 2 really are the biggest fuckin losers I’ve ever seen in my fucking life lol
good choice, niggers are one of the most disgusting things on the planet. it looks like SHIT and AIDS.
Next time op should start a thread with him eating a black guys cum from her pussy.
This entire thread is such a mess kek
You know she wants to be blacked op, get a male escort.
Still here?
So is OP posting her being blacked or not
I hope so, I want to see her suck some black cock.
You're racist
They're morons
Ugh yuh I like dis one, I want dis gurl to suck on muh dick
Snap?
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