Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Yep, me being the female of course

-vchan

What did you all do, if you care to explain? Sounds hot.

I did send my teacher an email but the first main assignment i couldnt get right like at all and i turned it in expecting an F.

The anxiety is from just the uncertainty, and just fear of what could change if i told her or she figured out. She genuinely makes me do stuff with her and it helps me feel better and i dont want that to stop because of me getting feelings.

At this point 4 days in a row maybe i should have a tag to put at the end too.

Well I'm not ine for painting an erotic picture really.

A fwb of mine wanted to do a threesome with a friend of his. I didnt want to really cut I was really in love with my fwb so I typically did shit just to make him happy.

Us 3 were walking home from a bar and it just sort of started happening against a building but i didnt want it to happen there so we went next to my house and continued.
It wasnt really hot knowing that the guy I was in love with was completely fine by another dude fucking me.

It's also not like the porns make it look. A lot more awkward fumbling

-vchan

Oh. You probably thought I meant DP. I meant all three getting it on.

You mean like the dudes fucking eachother too....?
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-vchan

Yes

What's up with this new like system shit?

Oh no the guys didnt do anything to eachother Haha. Just me.

I dunno but it's pretty gay

-vchan

It’s still early in the semester, one F probably won’t do you in, wait and see what the professor says and go from there. If you still need extra help they probably have tutoring at the library, if you’re close enough to school.

That’s understandable, if you don’t want her to know then you’re not obligated to tell her, just act as you would normally. Uncertainty is a shitty thing and we all experience it. I know it probably doesn’t mean much, but I know how you feel and you’re not alone in this.

And sure, whatever you like.

Huh, I’m out of the loop.

~Anna~

What are you talking about?

I'm into the idea of double penetration but I can't stand the idea of a threesome now that I have a bf. I don't want a third party at all.

Absolutely, if I have kids.

it's april first now are u stupid?

This weird BS

-vchan

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when is the last time a guy dumped a load in your log-cutter?

The annual april's fools joke. I forgot what happened last year but it's something silly every year!

fuck out of here with this faggot shit

i swear i pop into /b for the first time in years and this bullshit is at the top. fucking disgusting

as always tits or gtfo you nasty cunts

I feel like I havent seen Yea Forums do an "April fools" gag in a while....

-vchan

I wish we had a dislike button.

Well, they were lucky. You probably have a super tight pussy. Would love to tag team a hot ginger.

The early F is just rough because i just already feel so lost, and it isnt a beginner class so i should know some of the stuff already.

I the big issue is that i feel one way, but respect her to not want to make her uncomfortable and actually ask so i want the feelings to just go away.

Had to have been easily 6 years ago.
It was when I was fucking my fwb at the time.

In fact I was scrolling through some ancient pictures that I stored to my email. I use to take screenshots of texts that I wanted to remember.

That fwb normally didnt say dirty shit but he had came at me with this.

I dunno I think the emojis and the dirty stuff is just kind of embarassing.

A damn blast from the oast scrolling through all these old pics

-vchan

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Something to do with peanut butter and Peeps.

You're not Vchan.

Every year?
I mean I know they did it but I felt like it's been a few years since I saw it happen.

Maybe I just didnt pay attention haha.

I wanted to play a prank on my bf but I think he will obviously expect it.

Haha oh man I can only imagine

Eh well they were models so they got bitches left and right really. I was just another notch in the belt Haha

-vchan

Yea Forums isn't your blog you ugly bitch

should i drink wine or whiskey tonight?

You would be more than just a notch. It's my dream to fuck your pussy in particular. Sorry to be that frank. On a sidenote, my dick is not that big, to be honest, but I still think you might like it.

I am though?

I cant vocaroo at night

-vchan

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Never said it was

Always whiskey. Fuck wine.

That's a rather bold thing to say. I'd say thanks but I really find that weird to say thanks to lol

-vchan

You are hot

But, why is that so weird?

Surely it’s an April fools joke, that’s just too gay otherwise.

1988, so a long fucking time ago.

Worst case scenario you can drop since it’s still early on and it won’t affect your GPA or financial aid, but make sure you communicate with your professor and student resources before you do, I think if you hustle you should be fine.

You can’t help who you love, it’s not your fault for feeling that way. Just accept it and go from there.

I like whiskey myself, crown and coke is good.

~Anna~

How do you manage to stay cute looking? I look like crap all the time. Need to invest in some cold cream for my splotchyness.

~Anna~

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>why is that weird?

Well beyond the whole me having a bf thing I just have no idea what to say if someone says "it's been my dream to fuck you"
I'm just here like

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ANNA!! You're so cute!!

I feel like that's the most of your face I've seen. Usually you block out your eyes
I'm fangirling over here so stfu you dont look like crap at all!
If anything I'm getting jealous because I know i wont be looking that cute when i get your age lol

-vchan

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I guess it can't be a dream, because I don't actually know you. But if you're really the girl you post, then it kind of would be a dream. But, who knows what's real and what's not on this site?

>You can’t help who you love, it’s not your fault for feeling that way. Just accept it and go from there.

I know and it is just I want to tell her so that I know for sure, but I'm just too afraid of expressing myself at all, and of bothering her somehow. I just dont handle stress or anxiety at all and let them just paralyze me. Thinking about what i might say to her i come very close to trying, so i try to stop so i dont. Same thing for therapy. I cant verbally open up to them because im afraid of just falling apart in front of them. I know its their job to be there for you and help you through it but i dont want to feel like that. Just thinking about either and i fall apart.

DO YOU LIKE BAGELS

filters the answer to your question is filters.

they're ok

Why do females so strongly support LGBTQ?

WOULD YOU EVER FUCK AN BAGEL

HOLY FLYING MOTHER OF FUCK!

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no

I THINK YUOPR LYING

Ah, you flatter me, thank you. You look younger than what you are as well, so when you’re my age you’ll probably look quite youthful. My only advice is stay out of the sun, I’ve avoided it like the plague, ha. But really, your boyfriend is very lucky, plus you know how to properly apply make up, whenever I do I end up looking like either a whore or a raccoon...

I know the feeling. I kept a secret for something like thirty years, and it’s very hard when you want to talk about it with people, but believe me, it feels so much better when you do. Have you talked to your therapist about her? They might be able to offer better advice. I’ve learned that if something is too hard to tell my therapist in person I’ll write it down in a journal, that helps me anyway. And it’s ok to fall apart, Lord knows I did. I was reduced to a pile of sobbing sadness, it was even worse when I told my mum, but it can seem embarrassing, you don’t want people to perceive you as weak. Emotions aren’t a bad thing I think, we just have to work through them.

Sure, with cream cheese.

I don’t, but I’m pretty traditional, grew up in either predominantly Catholic or Muslim countries.

Uh, no.

Hello SD, lol, how are you doing tonight?

~Anna~

I'm doing well had a pretty busy weekend with family

Hey mind hitting me up on snap or kik? It’s gstoka

Rate my dick

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too long. nice girth tho

Well I'm as real as can be haha.

It is flattering that you are almost treating me like some mystical being and all though.
But I can assure you that in person I'm really awkward.
Almost every guy I attract likes me "because im weird"

I get a lot of looks but im hardly approached because I have a pretty mean RBF lol

-vchan

depends on the bagel

Hmu on snap? It’s lol420lyfe

You fags fittin' to fuck? LMFAO

Onion bagels kinda!

I dont really. I'm just indifferent about it for the most part.

>stay out of the sun
Lol girl I'm a ginger. I havent been out in the sun since 1997 Haha

And hey practice makes perfect!

Pic related. Just 4 years ago I used to do my makeup like a cholo clown and PEOPLE LET ME WALK OUTSIDE LIKE THAT.

If I can learn then so can you!

-vchan

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I dont add people on my snap
Only irl friends

-vchan

When did you start transitioning?

Unfortunatly I was born with a vagina lol

-vchan

If that's really you, along with the voice, then you're a combination of a loli, an adult, a Barbie doll and cute redhead. As I said, I have kind of a small to average dick, but would love to please you with it. Would be fun to even impregnate you, although it sounds like you would abort it.

I rate you 9.5/10

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>I know the feeling. I kept a secret for something like thirty years, and it’s very hard when you want to talk about it with people, but believe me, it feels so much better when you do. Have you talked to your therapist about her? They might be able to offer better advice. I’ve learned that if something is too hard to tell my therapist in person I’ll write it down in a journal, that helps me anyway. And it’s ok to fall apart, Lord knows I did. I was reduced to a pile of sobbing sadness, it was even worse when I told my mum, but it can seem embarrassing, you don’t want people to perceive you as weak. Emotions aren’t a bad thing I think, we just have to work through them.

I haven't told the therapist because i was able to keep it down enough for a while that it didnt bother me, it is just the past couple days that it is just starting to get out of control. I wrote to the therapist before and handed it to her, but she wanted me to read it and i just couldn't and she said it might be because if i say it it becomes more true. I told a couple other friends that know her about how i felt about her, and they all say that she is super kind and wont be bothered by me saying something, but there is still the doubt.

how do you get your eyebrows to be like the 1st picture, do you like pluck them all out and replace them with a wax pencil or something?

Good, all well I hope.

I can’t imagine living in California, I visited San Fran and thought I was going skin cancer, ha! When I lived with my dad in ‘warmer’ climates I’d wear a hijab out of pure self preservation.

I guess it’s never too late to try, maybe I need to go to Sephora and let them pick out something that will look decent on my skin.

~Anna~

In flattered by that rating but c'mon user theres just some thing you gotta keep to yourself haha

Nope. I actually have alopecia areata
During that time my eyebrows were almost gone

-vchan

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*going to get skin cancer, stupid late night retarded fingers, can’t type for shit. But I can imagine just turning into a giant melanoma, nice...

~Anna~

>theres just some thing you gotta keep to yourself haha
I'm anonymous, though. Well anyways, bye.

Then gtfo. This "tits encouraged but not required" is bullshit. This board is shit.

And doubt is a normal thing, it’s ok. Next time tell your therapist that you’re not comfortable in reading things aloud, you should be able to set your own pace when it comes to your therapy. And your friends are probably right, if she cares about you she shouldn’t be too bothered by it.

~Anna~

Saturday was a Cancer awareness dinner to help Uncle G with the payments of the bills from the hospitals visits made over $1,500.00 & he's back to working as a bus driver for the schools.

Sunday went to a birthday party for my baby cousin Mike he turned a year old already

Sage in all fields.

Haha its a climate you get used to. For me if anything is under 60 degrees I'm shivering!
Not to mention since we are close to the ocean so our cold weather is more "wet" while other states have a "dry" cold that honestly feels nice and brisk.

And yea it's not too late!!!
You're skin is very youthful so makeup still will look great on you.

When you get old lady skin I'd say that's when you gotta ditch most makeup haha.

Like my mom wants me to try and out makeup on her but shes smoked for over 30 years and has really bad wrinkly skin...I really dunno how to put makeup on that kinda skin :/

So take advantage of your youthful appearance while you can and mess around with makeup!

-vchan

Wait until he's tired of your bitchy bullshit and you aren't attracted to him anymore. You might have a different POV on it then.

I'm only 6'0" & get told I'm too damn tall but I find it average height.

What would you consider to be too tall?

Kek

>Next time tell your therapist that you’re not comfortable in reading things aloud, you should be able to set your own pace when it comes to your therapy.

The pace is just super slow tho. Fairly often we dont talk for a couple minutes. I feel like if i could get myself to read some of the stuff it would help in the long run. I have trouble talking in general about anything to people, which is also why im in the spot of "oh that girl was nice to me, time to get feelings." it honestly seems pathetic of me.

Also using this for a reason to stay awake more. I don't want to go to sleep because i might be happy there in a dream and just wake up more sad. Or like more recently dream about her and wake up feeling guilty because i dont want to dream about her.

I'd say 6 feet isnt average but I wouldnt say its "too tall" either.

Just slightly above average.

To me too tall is 6'5 and over

-vchan

6'8" reporting in.

fuck you.

Idk but it also might be due to the fact most people I'm around always have to look up to me

I'm just here to make these threads cringier than they already are. Not that they need my help.

Christ bro how much of a pain is it to have to duck or crouch down for certain things?

Thanks for the bumps mate

I could be one user or a thousand.

Its typically for people of different heights to make a big deal about the others around him.

I'm 5'5 and I know for a face that it's a pretty average height for a girl yet I have a friend who's 6'3 and he always says I'm so short.
I'm only short to him because hes tall lol

-vchan

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There are women in my family that are only 5'2" so compared to them even you are tall

I act like I'm pussy thirsty, when I'm really gay as fuck. What will you femanons do when all men are gay by 2040?

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eh, its fine. not like I've got much to compare it to.

Damn you guys are a good looking trio

V,Anna & SD imo will always be the main small family of these threads

26F I've never been very good at being a "girl" in that I've never been into makeup or hair, but as the years go by I find I want to look cute or at least not look like a hobo. Any tips on how to teach myself how to do these things that seem to come naturally for most girls?

You could count me in as well. I'm nameless, fuckhead user.

why does menopause happen?

Dont reply to these threads the one girl is fucking dumb and lies constantly

Sounds productive, glad that Uncle G is doing a bit better and going back to work. And happy late birthday to your baby cousin.

Same here, it’s always hot and muggy in Georgia, I felt like California was sunny, but it was a dry heat, so pleasant. Anything under 60 and I need a jacket...

Thanks, I’ve been lucky not to get wrinkles, save some tiny crows feet. I’ll get a few things and let you know how it turns out, ha.

No, for a man that’s normal.

Well, therapy isn’t supposed to be rushed though it can take time to open up to someone, it’s all very normal. Let reading your notes be a goal, don’t worry about how long it takes, set your own pace, there is no right or wrong way to do it. And that not pathetic, people normally catch feelings for those who care about them.

You can’t control your dreams, when I dream about Papa I’m just thankful I’m having a nice one, even though I wake up sad.

Thanks user, that’s very sweet.

Vchan should be able to give better advice than me ha!

It’s your body’s way of saying you’re too old to have children.

~Anna~

Which one and what do you mean?

Pardon my ignorance what's vchan?

It's an adorable family

Didnt come naturally to me at all.
I was a tomboy growing up. There were no girls in my neighborhood growing up and my sister wanted nothing to do with me so I'll I grew up with were boys.

I didnt really try putting makeup on till I was maybe 18 and it was very rarely and I was really bad at it.

I started out small though. Just maybe some lipgloss and mascara then I bumped it up.

Honestly I didnt really start getting heavy into my makeup till about 5 years ago.

I honestly just learned from YouTube and lots of practice.

-vchan

How'd you find products? I don't even know what most of the things are and I can't really look up something when I don't know what it is lol

People were surprised to see me out of the house cus I normally NEVER go anywhere but i figured I might need to change that cus Family & Friends are everything, don't want to look back later in life to realize I never got to see them much

The female body cant make babies forever. Menopause is basically your body shutting down the baby factory.

No one here lies about shit lol

Awesome I'm excited to hear how it turns out! If you need any tips or any recommendations feel free to ask!!!

Hes just being a douche. Dont worry

I'm vchan! Lol
See
-vchan

Is it strange to say that me spending time with family made me cherish the secondary one I made here?

Damn maybe this is why I stay in all the time seeing people I love & care about after awhile makes me a emotional retarded mess

How did I find products?
You mean like just in general?
Well I go to Ulta mostly!

If I'm trying to find a good product I just follow my favorite makeup youtubers and see what they recommend.

Once you start following the makeup community that's when you start to hear about good products that are coming to the market and you can see others reviews and see if it interests you.

For a beginner I'd say you don't wanna get too crazy but just start off with foundation and mascara and maybe a lipstick.
Practice applying those and once you feel good about it you can go into more detailed things like eyeshadows, concealers, bronzers, blushes, contours and highlights

-vchan

Last thread you were pretending to be 3 different femanons and answering them multiple times your just annoying and lame

Quit being such a faggot

...

I never pretended to be anyone lmfao
You're still on that?
You're such a weak troll.

Anna this dude thought I was Ginny apparently lmfao

-vchan

You've been really helpful thank you! One last thing if you don't mind any youtubers you'd recommend? There are so many lol

Yeah no kidding. But doesn't that make her other things besides just lame?

Is ginnychan here? What's your opinion on MGTOW?

-vchan

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Don't forget they act like whoever the hell the SD fag is, is this sweet kind guy bet your ass he's a giant dickhead that puts on an act just cus of the femanons

It’s good to get out every now and again, and yeah, from someone who doesn’t have a lot of family, stay close, it’s important.

Thanks, will do. Hopefully it won’t turn out too badly.

I don’t think that’s strange, it’s sweet actually. Emotions are good, enjoy them.

~Anna~

I'll bet YOUR ass he's literally one of the femanon posters. How do you like them apples?

Honestly I mainly watch jeffree star and James Charles.

Jeffree can be a but much but I have a lot of his makeup products and they're great and he also has a good opinion on what makeup is good or bad.
He reviews high end makeup to drugstore makeup so his channel can help you find some really good affordable makeup.

I'd say it's best to start out on the cheap side too. You definitly dont wanna invest 100s of dollars into products you're not good at yet.

Some really good drugstore brands are elf, (havent used it personally but I hear good things) NYX, and theres this new brand called Revolution that's been getting a lot of good reviews on their products.

But in the end it's about what makeup works well with your skin. Not all skin reacts to makeup the same way so it's important to find what works best on you!

-vchan

I'm almost thinking youre SD lol

I ending up looking up to you as my 2nd mother & an older sister type figures, never said anything cus I'm too pride bound to share my feelings 90% of the time

You've won this battle

Why would he trash himself?

Because SD is weird like that.
He also has random bouts of complimenting himself acting as a different user.

That’s very sweet, I’m glad you feel that way.

~Anna~

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Didn't he say that he had a multi personality disorder in early on threads?

So sweet! I'm flattered! No! I'm honored!

-vchan

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I dont recall but it wouldnt suprise me.

I feel like such a baby rn I'm begging to get teary eyed cus the feels got hit in a good way

Nothing wrong with getting the feels get the best of you every now and then.

If it were Shark week for me I'd be on the same boat. I'd probably cry over a mouse fart lol

-vchan

I’m glad, and feels happen lol.

~Anna~

I try not to talk about this as much as possible but
You're not exactly wrong

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Lol I wasn't expecting feels to happen tbh

is ginnychan the one who fucked a pumpkin

I think that's the first time I heard your voice!

I honestly cant recall I'd you've done vocaroo before but this is the first time I heard it!

It's strange how I think your voice is actually how I pictured it Haha

-vchan

No the femanon who fucked a pumpkin called herself Pumpkin kek

No, that was Pumpkin.

~Anna~

so what did ginnychan fuck?

My ass.

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I apologize if my voice was a tad shaky I don't normally talk about my mental problems but figured people were gonna end up finding out sooner or later.

I've done them before but it's me being a goofball or sounding high af Lol

success mein

You sounded pretty sincere.

But yea I can tell there are moments were you can act a bit different but I typically never thought too deeply into it.
I just thought it was just you being the typical Yea Forums user at times Haha

-vchan

Stay strong, dude. My dad has bipolar disorder, which isn't the same but I know about it. You can recover if you take regular medication, but it can make you stupid. I miss my old smart, witty dad so much. Now he keeps telling the same jokes and shit and keeps forgetting he told them already.

Haha Yeah that's what can be a good thing about it blends in with the rest of the autism that goes down from time to time

Suicide by cops. Bye unidef?

(925) 809-7911

Eh like I said I just ride the tide & try my best to keep it under as much control as possible seems to be working decently thus far

BTW Vchan I figured who you remind me of. Look up Tori Amos.

Finally I can put a voice to his face!

Lol you think so?

Honestly I've gotten lot of people say I remind them of Laura prepon

It's just the curse of the ginger. Everyone says you look like any celeb that was a redhead haha

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