No secrets thread? Don't hold back. Your deepest and darkest. Go

No secrets thread? Don't hold back. Your deepest and darkest. Go.

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i ruin my orgasms and pretend a girl is making me lick up my cum

I secretly hate these threads.

My gf is ex porn star Dominica leoni she's 39 I'm 26

I regularly post nudes of my ex. She's a teacher and would lose her job if she's ever recognized. But I can't really stop...

i pee sitting down
t. 33 year old male

How’s that going?

Im actually a pedophile and like bestiality and im still dealing with it. Fuck, every time i think about it makes me feel like shit, as it should.

I spend a lot of time on Yea Forums making fun of manlets, and I'm technically a midget. It seems wrong, somehow, but I really can't resist such low-hanging fruit.

i used to bang a lesser know porn actress named chloe dior
man she could suck a dick

I have a step daughter (I'm in a polyamorous relationship) that I'm obsessed with corrupting and love trying to flash. It's so much fun.

I think the same person has been posting these threads daily.

How is she in bed?

gona blow up in your face

It's going alright been together 3 years she's amazing cook she has fake boobs now natural when she did porn

Post pics

she get dirty as fuck with you in bed?

Pic now?

I've been dressing up as a trap online for years and constantly tell myself I'm straight even though I secretly want to fuck my best friend

This is an insanely long term thing. I've been in her life for years... ;)

Pretty normal did lick my ass first night we hooked up tho

good lord marry her dude

Yeah need these

I still jerk off manually and don’t seed torrents.

here's this dudes gf taking two cocks
enjoy
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That's alright she hasn't done porn in like 10 years or more

right on
gona stroke a load out on my wifes face while I watch your gf take these two cocks
nice snag user

had 12 gf when 25.

Right on

mom fonger car friend

please like my post to show your appreication

Here's one of her. I don't think she'd be recognized from this one.

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I do too. I’m 36

>I still jerk off manually

when did automatic jerking become the norm?

get risky user
no ones gona know her

Spotted a chick on here a couple of days ago that I had a fwb type arrangement for 3 months, about 10 years ago. We used to meet up after work. She wasn't happy in her relationship so I filled that void and her...always felt guilty about it. Pic related.

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question, you did this single right?

I felt up my older sister when she was sleeping when I was 14. I would sneak in her room, reach my hand under her covers , up her shirt and feel her nipples until they got hard. Once i pulled back the covers and unbuttoned her top. If I had a camera phone back then . . . Never got caught.

I used to record girls laying out at my apartment pool from my window. Spent hours every day doing it. Caught at least 5-6 tit slips a year.

I have a collection of videos from LiveMe, younow, blog tv of sluts showing their tits and pussy. I recorded it myself.

I used to spy under doors with a mirror. Saw my sisters friends naked that way.

My friends naighbor was some 40 yr old milf when I was in college. She would buy us beer and let use grab her tits. We used to watch her shower. She knew we were peeping and would masturbate for us.

yeah

I'm obsessed with my older sister to the extent that I read her emails most days. It was going through her emails that I first saw her nudes. Now I regularly empty my balls looking at my sisters tits and pussy. I feel like shit when I'm finished

or if he's lucky, hers...

Haha idk she's bee recognized before

post them

I snuck into a little kid's birthday party and stole a piece of cake.

>would lose her job if she's even recognized
>she's been recognized before
keep your larp straight bud

Did you cum inside and let her bf raise your child didn't you lol

I do this because of my wife, she starts bitchin if I dont do

Me and my cousin made some sexual "tests" between us in the past, like 5 years ago. In the present day, We both have girlfriends and we don't think about each other's dicks anymore.

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Constantly for about 1/2 times a week i would unload in her...but it looks like she got pregnant way after...so i am in the clear there.

I once successfully debated and won a argument about the fact that it should actually be women that lift the seat after using the toilet with my wife and she still just demanded that I put the seat down
so i beat her at her own game and started peeing sitting down
i do it with the door open and when she sees she gets pissed off because she knows i won

do it faggot

Alright, I got off this truck stop on the New Jersey turnpike and I was taking a dump when I heard this weird growling outside. It wasn't no bear, I swear. I thought it was Bigfoot. I know that's crazy, that this was New Jersey, not the Pacific Northwest, but you didn't hear this thing! I was freaking out. I wondered if I should wait it out, but I decided to bolt. I ran out of there without flushing or wiping, then splat down on my front seat and sped out of there. My girlfriend noticed the dookie stains on the seat and she didn't believe me.

not even close to the woman in the first pic
you're a larping faggot and I sincerely hope you kys

Nah I just was able to convince him to keep it a secret after chatting with him.

no
you're actually a larping faggot

my childhood best-friend gave me one of his passwords for a game account. turns out it was the same password for his gmail and facebook. for the next few years i would eavesdrop on his chats and conversations with people i knew without him knowing until he changed his password. the same thing happened with another friend of mine. i had access to two other people's facebook and gmail for almost 3 years, just listening in to their conversations.

I never made any social media

I never got any likes

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I used a friend's old phone memory card and found a bunch of his gf's nudes so I saved them and used to fap to her for the longest time. I've also always wanted to fuck my ex's mom and nearly tried one time in their hot tub

replied to the wrong user sorry user

My dad took me to a strip club

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No worries

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My cousin's girlfriend is hot buy anorexic. She won't even finish her food. One time she had two bites of a Kripsy Kreme glazed donut. She said I could finish it. I wrapped it in a napkin and said I'd save it for later. When I got back to my apartment I licked that donut all over and sniffed it, tongued it, savoring her essence. Using the transitive property (her tongue touched the donut then mine did), she and I practically made out.

sort of annoyed that I missed out on these great tits though

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should try catfishing her for nudes

In Spanish class in high school for an activity we were supposed to go around the classroom and write “me gusta manzanas” (I like apples) or “me gusta naranjas” (I like oranges) on the desks. I thought the activity was boring so instead I wrote “me gusta meth” (I like meth) on the desk. The teacher saw it and got really mad and yelled at the whole class for it. Luckily no one saw me do it so I never got in trouble for it. I probably would of been suspended if the teacher found out I did it.

I am 35 years old and a teacher's aide to autistic kids and I totally have a crush on this one cute 7 year old girl. Nothing sexual at all, just an emotional attachment. She is adorable but very low functioning, doesn't speak a word. I feel very weird about it.

I've thought about trying to see her naked (she showers at my cousin's place) or even hitting on her, but she is going out with my cousin, and that'd seem disloyal to family.

I painted this picture of a giant demon girl eating a naked warrior man. Pic related

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Looks Clive Barkeresque. Well done.

I thought sausage party was a good movie

Sure her baby ain't yours? There's definitely a few women I got dead drunk and they loved the dick. This hot lesbian laid in bed with me for example and I went on top of her. She giggled and said stop but when I rub my dick on her pussy she said stick it in. She was just earlier making out with this other girl. I fucked deep and left my dick deep in her as I filled her pussy. She fell right asleep and didn't remember anything the night before. She definitely had to have felt my cum drip out of her or something after the whole night lol I can't see how when she got up the next day she didn't notice. Hottest sex with a lesbian ever

I don't celebrate April Fool's Day anymore. Last year I tampered with my Dad's breaks as a prank. He crashed into our neighbor's mailbox and head to wear a neckbrace for a while. He still doesn't know I did it.

Respect, doesn't sound grown up at all...

Yeah i am sure...the pic info says it is years later...thought that would be an uncomfortable situation to say the least...decent head...she always wanted it in her

I wasn't gonna say this, but I stole a tiny stuffed animal from her backpack and I have been sleeping with it. Dead ass. :/

i raped a young girl

full story

You monster

nice

i get horny af when i listen to rap music

This guy at my gym joked that I have "swamp ass". So I went into the swamp and collected some water in a mason jar, which I then discretely poured on his gym bag, which contains his shorts, when he wasn't looking. Whose got it now?

I have had regular sex with my cat Mr. Fluffnstuff for 3 years. He used to scratch before he died 6 years ago .

i like turtles

My best friend and I were trying to make a pool in my back yard. We spent half the school year digging the hole when we came upon this huge chunk of ice. There was a caveman inside. We thought about selling the body to a university or something. Then the ice melted and it turns out he was still alive, like he had been cryonically frozen. It was really freaky. Anyway we tried to teach him English and modern life. I got him to stay at my house by convincing my parents he was an exchange student. Now he's our friend, but nobody knows the truth about where he came from.

She is a neighbor and ive been having consensual sex with her mom so as a joke one time i asked if her daughter could join she didnt really mind

That's some /x/ shit right there

Like I posted in the earlier thread. I'm considering getting back in touch with a younger girl I fucked for 2 years that left me in august. I'm 99.99% sure she wants back together.

But I'm kinda sick of having to keep it secret

do it

how old is she? What have you done to corrupt her?

Once when I was at the pool I had to use the bathroom really bad and looked all around but couldn’t find the bathrooms. The locker rooms only had showers so I ended up taking a shit in the corner of the shower. Good thing no one saw me.

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if she doesn't speak a word, have you considered exploring further?

My coworker takes her shoes and socks off when she’s on break and I’ve taken photos of them and jacked off to them countless times

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how old was she? did mom join in?

Really want too. She's the best fuck I have had in years

I want to fuck my friend's wife. She is so hot.

pics

lol this def needs more detail

I was talking to a cute woman online who sent me vids where she admitted her love of little girls and her perversions. She likes the idea that I could expose her at any time.

do it and post pics

You ever felt lonely in the world so you bring yourself to Yea Forums :(

please tell me she swallowed

i had sex with a girl i was babysitting

Thought quickly crossed my mind a handful of times but quickly pushed it out of my head and felt very dirty after those thoughts. I have more of an urge to protect her and just think about her all the time. A genuine crush feeling like when you're first falling for someone. How unnatural/pedo are these thoughts?? I would never touch her inappropriately but I dont know if these thoughts are normal...do other ppl have these types of crushes? I actually have cried over her. She is so pretty and to know she will never lead a normal life is heartbreaking. That thought is more normal, but I just want to be around her all the time. I fall asleep holding her stuffed animal and thinking about her every night since this started like a month ago. That can't be normal.

ages/story?

sounds like a story worth sharing in detail

Fuuuck no.
I don't want the FBI on my door
I can tell and be vague about the age but not posting evidence.

I have the weirdest fetish in the word. You remember that old show Scooby Doo? I'm generally straight, but not even my girlfriend knows I'm attracted to the blonde guy from that show. Not the skinny guy who's always eating, but the leader. I find him handsome.

all of us have had crushes on 7 year olds, but you have to be a special kind of fucked up to have a crush on a retarded one

Obviously stories here are never true, only a fool would think otherwise. Add 10 years just to be sure.

What

i was 14, she was 8. i was really a progression over the course of the summer, started with me sneaking into her room one night to check her out, and kinda escalated from there

> (You)
>all of us have had crushes on 7 year olds, but you have to be a special kind of fucked up to have a crush on a retarded one
Fair enough.

do it and share pics on kik

not dark, but im wearing a butt plug right now and sometimes in public

i had a crush on a 7yo once. it happens

were gonna need more than that...

when me and a friend and his sister were like 6, we both fingered her

There’s a coworker I’m starting to get feelings for but another coworker I’m friends with is also getting them only he doesn’t know I got em so I’m torn between being a good wingman or getting her myself

Not good enough for a like yet

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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Very true.. very true.

I've already been banned on kik..
Have a Smurf account now but won't share shit anyway. Maybe tell the stories but not pics

Lies

An animal trainer cake to our high school with his pet monkey. We were allowed to play with it. That's when I took the opportunity to "spank the monkey". Not too hard, but it went wild, bit me, and ran away. It took the trainer 45 minutes to catch it. He never came back, swearing off the school because of me. I guess he didn't get the joke.

I KILLED A NIGGER ONCE AND I DON'T REGRET IT

shame, would love to talk. We spoke on an older thread like 8 hours ago and I asked a load of questions. I think we share interests.

When i was in middle school, I would wait for my parents to leave the house on the weekends. Then I would strip naked and go out into the backyard and let my neighbor see and watch me. He would drop over a $20 each time I did this for him.

Post your kik and I'll add you when I get home (this phone is device banned)
I won't share her pictures but we can talk

I hit a dude while driving late at night once and just drove off. Fuck em'.

kik questions4chan

I once saw one of those silent clowns clowns doing his invisible box act on the sidewalk. People were digging it, but I decided to up the act. I went across the street and bought a pie to throw at his face. Nobody laughed. He broke character and his audience was pissed. I ran away.

That's all the detail you'll give? Pussy

Won't be for a good few hours. But I'll get in touch

you're still alive, then

she did it all the lil girl sucking dick to giving me a rim job

Did you expose her?

You are a beta. how does it feel?

i do this too and im a single guy; why piss all over the seat or even risk it?

I...I voted for Evan McMullin.

I just want everything to be okay.

He go to Law school?

Me too

I know where Cotton-eye Joe came from and where he went

He's in the army now.

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My wife loves me very much and needs me more than anything on this earth. She has no friends that aren't also my friends, she loves our cats and is going to grad school because I wanted her to. She let's me have sex with her whenever I want and she is the nicest person and most selfless person I've ever met.

But for some reason i just dont know If i really love her... or if I do, it's because she is so nice and caring and innocent. What do I do?

If Trump and the republican party are in danger of losing power, they plan to tell the world that a coup-attempt is in progress. Russia will answer the call and send 'peacekeepers' to 'protect democracy.' In exchange for protecting their power, of course, the Russians will want payment.

The secret is that no one would lift a finger to stop them.

...

> (You)
It's all true.

Huuh.. died off quickly

I want to sell my anal and oral virginity to an extremely well hung gay guy who will put me in my place for being straight

its not the size it really is how you use it

I was practically at the party when I realized I forgot to bring the soda. To avoid the embarrassment, I deliberately crashed into a light pole.

A found a couple of inappropriate videos of my neighbor's daughter. Kik is Jeffool if any questions. I'll answer what I can.

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How do I like or upvote this for top kek

a random man grabbed my ass in public and i kinda liked it

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Bestiality's cool as long as the animal is into it.
Although you're going to need to keep your pedophilia in check. Don't molest kids, user.

Reasonable.
You don't have to wash your hands if you never touch your diq.

what if the animal is not 18 yet?

as long as the animal is sexually mature and/or giving you clear signs that it wants the d (or wants to give you the d), go wild

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Just turn the tables on ‘em and shit standing up, with door open, making eye contact.

>on the seat
We’re you not wearing pants?

Been in a relationship for 7 years. Gf has a really hot mom and have sniffed her panties and thongs every time I come over. Cummed In her mom's shampoo many times. Whenever I'm at her house wearing shorts I make it a habit of showing the outline if my cock. Also always rub my hands on her ass if we're in a small space

My pants were still down. I was pulling them up as I ran, and there was some spillage. Sas scared the squatch out of me.

Sounds like a tall tale friend.

I always post lies and make shit up in these threads.

Molested by my uncle, now old men turn me on.

I like Vaseline on toast.

oh hey its every girl I've ever dated

I wonder if I'd still be a virgin if it weren't for all those seedy uncles

> (OP)
>I always post lies and make shit up in these threads.
I dont believe you

discord
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Am dude.

Spend my while life thinking I am an alpha male. Then some kinky talk and sex with wife resulted in me watching her install and swipe on tinder.

This was further damaged by allowing her to go on a date.

And confirmed beta when she got home from the 3rd date with no underwear and thighs covered in cum

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willing to shave everything and act fem?

Not as beta as some. Some of us can't get dates. You got married.

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I just wanked off to some catgoddess

Was a rebound for this bitch and she thinks she's the winner. Her mom has gallbladder surgery coming up and has plenty of ailments. Probably won't make it. Oh well
>don't be a bitch unless you like karma

Are you f?

Bumps

bumpp

As a kid i used to hide under my bed and eat dog biscuits. when i was a teenager i drilled a hole in the wall of the downstairs bathroom and used it to spy on female guests

Bump to keep alive.

Bifag here, id love to fuck at least one of my nephews, preferably consensual

I jizzed in my little sister's cereal this morning and talked to her while she ate it. I enjoyed it a lot, I'll probably do it again soon.

I wanna be on the receiving end of this kind of abuse:
>danbooru.donmai.us/posts/878226

Kik: somprs

What part of Alabama?

I'm decent enough at social interaction and intelligent enough that I moved to Silicon Valley and put off reconciling my past long enough to get a 40k credit limit. By the time I melted down, lost my job, and realized how thoroughly emotionally abused and damaged I am, I was 20k in debt.

I've lost all my friends and currently live with a stripper and her husband. My credit is still decent but quickly tanking, and I can't even get an interview despite the fact that I made 110k/year + bonuses just last year. I've gone from fucking California 9s to being foreveralone for about that long too.
I've been searching on and off between bouts of depression for 10 months now and there's no end in sight. I've come to beg God for death every single night.

if you're DGAF about the whole thing, you're still alpha.

Or is that just a cuck fantasy?

That's normal dude. The more passive someone is, the easier it is to psychologically associate them with an object. You're coming to think of her the way you would a lighter. Useful, always there, always willing to perform its function.

You will miss it if you suddenly find you have no lighter. Take care of your things. If you need to fuck strange, just talk to her about it rationally when she's in a neutral (not good!) mood.

I used to pity-fuck an end-of-life cancer patient associate of mine. The last time we were having sex, she died... and I did not stop until I came in her. That was awkward to explain.

I have this weird fantasy about getting led on by a woman, which gets me into kinky situations with the credible hope that we'd actually fuck. She doesn't even have to be a real woman (and if we hookup, maybe it turns out different than expected).

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like you saw her die and just kept pumping?

God damn it, Stony. We weren't supposed to tell anyone. It's Dave. Call me now.

Yep. I thought she was orgasming at first but it was mild death convulsions. I realized she was dead as I got close to cumming.

I often think about killing the mentally retarded patients that I work with.

You have no idea what I would give to watch Anne Frank give birth.

Just imagine her, sweating and panting, desperately trying to hold back crying out in pain. The hot tears running down her cheeks. Fighting a losing battle to keep her grip on reality as the hormones and receptors, overwhelmed by the pressure and burning sensations, cause her to lose all perception of time and surrounding. Being too sick and exhausted to even sit up, but still forced to continue enduring because she no longer has control over her own body. Feeling her pelvis split in two as she bears down hard and pushes with her rapidly diminishing strength. Having to content, not only with becoming a mother at such a young and tender age, plummeting self-esteem at the sight of her once slender body becoming the size of a planet, fear of being socially ostracized, but the unending terror of Nazi persecution of the Jews as well. That her agony-induced cries, no matter how muffled, will attract attention and be a death sentence for her and her entire family.

God, it makes me so fucking hard.

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i would probably do the same. might even use her for another go

The thought crossed my mind.

Something leads me to doubt this.

Mainly the fact that the nurses let you fuck what was effectively already a corpse and that you didn't notice her heart monitor flatlining....

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She wasn't in a hospital. She was opted for her end of days to be at home.

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lol thats because you are projecting something into them.

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Ah. I take it you were the one who called the police when she finally croaked?

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I fap to one of my female friends and I send her dirty chats and pics from random accounts

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Yes. Thus, the awkwardness.

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lil late nigga

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Did they take your word for it or did you spend a few days in a cell because they should you were a necrophile?

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People die during sex all the time.
It's no big deal

They believed me when I told them I wasn't aware she died at the time. I was aware at the time. The female cop was sympathetic and told me I made her end days better by being her end-of-days lover. The male cop thought I was a garden variety easy fuck guy.

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spring isn't summer

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>If you need to fuck strange, just talk to her about it
he already said the sex is there and it's great.

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I mean in very certain situations maybe. Like I imagine there were probably plenty of cases during the Holocaust of people fucking while in the changing rooms outside the gas chambers because you're already naked and it's the last time you'll all be dead in 30 minutes so it's not like it matters.

>The female cop was sympathetic and told me I made her end days better by being her end-of-days lover.

She was right tbh.

Here, have a heavily pregnant Anne Frank passionately kissing a Confederate soldier to remember your The Fault in Our Stars fanfiction

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I want to suck sissy dick

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not even beta dude, nothing.
burn the contract.
save your fucking money.

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I put fentanyl in junkies heroin so when they OD all the other junkies buy my shitty heroin. So i baseically advertise with human lives. Fucking junkies..

I'm a faggot

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>garden variety easy fuck guy.
what the fuck is that ahahah

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Would you have been her lover if she wasn't dying?

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im a homewrecker

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moot is that you?

I like niggers

I'm insanely fucking jealous but she can never know because she would just weaponize it against me.

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I love fentanyl

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maybe its an instinct, fatherly, maybe. or she was your lover in your paste life idk

When my nephew stays at my place i let him shower with me and my gf

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I'm not sure I like the new likes or perks. They remind me of when Wikia added achievement badges.

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Oh, it's a "that time I fucked my cousin and other fantasies" thread again.

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I want to feel, but I can't.

Very professional

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わんわん

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dude it's April Fools Day, come on now

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I'm pretty sure they are the april fools prank user, considering how much everyone on here hates voting systems like reddit's

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work as a wingman to sabotage any chances he would have and them get her

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any footjobs or cum on feet?

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I had sex with an 11 year old when I was 15 and it cost my sister her friend. Her best friend since they were 6 flirted with me for as long as I could remember. Nothing really happened besides a few kisses and gropes. Then my sister was out with my mom getting their hair done and her friend came by. Flirting lead to touching which lead to my dick at the opening of her pussy. I could see she was scared and wanted to say no but I pushed inside and went for it. It only took me about a minute and a half to cum inside her tight cunt. After I got off her she made excuses and left. She never came over again and avoided me and my sister from then on.

I still miss Federico A.L so much

My buddy and I stole lab equipment to make mdma. Fair to say that was a long time ago

My dad remarried when I was 13. He any my step mom went for one drunken vacation to the next. Leaving me to watch my step sisters. Curiosity and easy access to booze lead to years of them getting me off. I still feel bad about of it.

I'm okay with either of those

I spy on the neighbor's daughter.

If you're not many years apart, then it's just a glorified menage-a-trois, rather than a deep or dark secret.
If you are... well... idk.

go on..

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It's all a blur, cause my eye sight is fucking garbage, but I still like the thought of it.

How old?

impregnated my sister, but she had an abortion.

i also fucked 5 of her friends.

wut, greentext?

Younger than 20, older than 10.

>be me.
>have sister.
>be her first.
>fuck for years.
>she gets pregnant.
>pay for abortion.
>meanwhile she has ok looking friends.
>fuck them on the side over the years. same time as sister.
>one time making out with sister's friend on bed...
>sister is next to us...
>she rolls her eyes and walks out.
>fugg friend.

Cocks and cum make me diamonds, actually not interested in males whatsoever.

Just add 10 years and tell us

chuck?

I gave you 10 years. It's somewhere in between.