You have 0.5 seconds to prove that you're white

Billy that you? Daddy said you cant be on 4 chan no more

Last week I visited my Dad after doing some voluntary overtime at work.

My bills and insurance are up to date.

Coming out of my cage and I’m doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I want it all

Holy shit I was gonna post this verbatim lol

I do not prove anything.

I'm human

I frequently visit Panera Bread and Barnes and Noble.

I've never been arrested

I hate minorities but also fetishize them

cool beans

I like to read.

Employed, excellent credit, and clean criminal record

Mac and cheese was not one of the thanksgiving staples growing up

Aye nigga whats up my brotha

The cops give me the benefit of doubt.

Neither was corn bread

I know my kids and my dad.

I have banged my cousins and consumed meth.

I don't feel the need to have any social media accounts.

My dog has a human name

i have money

That sounds like something a nigger would do.

I called my dad after getting a written warning from the police

Eskimo

I put my $1 bills on the outside of my money clip and keep the $100s in the middle so everyone thinks I'm broke.

I eat Wheat Thins

Malia Obama

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I survived a speeding ticket encounter.

I critisize People who mispronounce foreign names.

I got stopped for speeding and didn't run way.

Sounds like they had already pulled a deadly weapon on you....

Crippled mexican

I've never had my car repossessed

Where is the country called "white"?

I got pulled over going 17 over a couple weeks ago and they let me go with a warning instead of shooting me.

I watch a 30 yo black man fuck my wife every weekend.

I use a decanter

This, I feel like I would be dead if I were black.

I'm not outright disrespectful to cops but when cops harass me for no reason (rare but it has happened) I tend to not be totally respectful about it.

I would be dead if I were black.

Indian

I have a job and I'm always on time for it.

W-WHY THEY RUN THOUGH I JUST DONT GET IT

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Shit, I'm white and don't even use one of those. You must be REALLY white.

daily reminder why your taxes keep going up

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i play old school runescape

I don't know how to play bass.

I go to school

kurrrwaaaaa mać!

It was only a kiss

I also own a Money belt

Adrian Andy

I can't jump!

Same. I've been desensitized to the authority each cop visit has, just because of how many times in my life I've had them called/had to call them. But they'd never have that kind of opportunity, to feel nonplussed by the presence of someone who might very well be your executioner in about 20 minutes if something goes wrong.

Its a completely different reality to live in, and I mean that in the most literal sense possible. It is a completely different America to live in when you're black.

Fat Black Woman

how did it end up like this

I don't have a codependent relationship with my family.

You're a nig

Fuck jews

Interesting you feel that way because per capita blacks have a slightly smaller chance of being fatally shot by the police than whites do.

IM A NIGGER!

Arab

That explains it. You're a rich white person. I'm just a regular white person.

I buy 40 packs of bottled water to avoid tap water

Top tier.

Rich Indian

I'm half slav, half british and ginger. I look like a fucking bedsheet and got sunburned from being in the sun for one day.

My dad is downstairs

Lmao nah. Just live in the south

Howdy yall

I own real estate.

>slightly
How "slightly" kiddo?

I'm a ginger too. Where do women like ginger men the most? It isn't the U.S.

Fave band is neutral milk hotel

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Not sure, I'm in the UK and it's not viewed as attractive here.

Damn it.

I know who my father is

Now I might look white but my neck is red, I spread miracle whip on my wonder bread.

>I have a future.
>I have a job.
>I'm not on welfare.
>I don't have black fragility.
>I don't need a society to give me special >nigger privileges to protect my fragile ego.
>I can't say certain words because of black fragility.
>I don't smoke crack.
>I know my father.
>I can actually get white women and not just pretend online.
>Other races actually like my race other than niggers.
>I don't have to steal other races history to not feel ashamed of my race.
>WE WAZ KANGZ
>I shoot up schools because niggers could never make it to school.
>My skin doesn't look like dirt/shit/excrement of most any sort.
>I actually listen to the police which results in me not getting shot.
>I can actually form a proper sentence without making up ebonic nigger words.
>I don't need a system to give affirmative action points because my race is borderline retarded.
>My race has been to space and created almost all the technologies allowing you to read this post right now.
>I don't look like an ape
>I can provide for a family
>My race has the biggest dick on record
(google who has the biggest dick in the world)

but hey, at least niggers were the first to space kek.

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my sister is hot

that's just one person projecting their thoughts onto another and assuming that person feels the same way they do, which is in a racist fashion.

hows it feel living in fantasy land?

That just makes you sad

checked

It is they just like to project

im getting a degree in electronics

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nigger.

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Kekked and checked

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Jobs don’t interview me , I interview them ........

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My countries flag is a huge plus

I like westerns, classical music and rock. Niggers should go back to Africa.

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I ski and golf

I have a good stable relationship with my son.

I didn't make the common mistake of having kids while I still had to work for a living.

I play DK on smash bros

I bought my bicycles

I know who my father is and I can visit him without a pane of reinforced glass between us

i'm from melbourne

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i'm White, that's all

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I have a job and accept personal responsibility for my actions.

My dad thought me how to ride the bike I didn't steal.

Cop came to my house today, talked to me for 5 minutes and then left. After shaking my hand and thanking me.

yeah

love White sluts

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I have a good relationship with my father

that doesn't prove anything,black men also love white sluts

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What ingredients are in kool-aid?

I wear clothes that fit and I don't have an obsession with Hennessy.

Yet didn't encourage you to do well in school and learn to spell.... suspicious...

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Checked

Today my lunch consisted of a sandwich and a glass of milk.

I fucking love Coldplay

Today I got up and did some yard work. Bladed the driveway with my tractor and then filled up my water softener

the south will rise again and you'll see who's laughing then.

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I have never eaten nandos

I own an Android phone and know all of its functions

I subscripted to pewdiepie

My wife gives money to africa

i love panties

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I don't drink Hennessy.

I find mayonaise extremely spicy