Medfags please! Something is not right in Texas...

Medfags please! Something is not right in Texas. Just threw up some blackened nasty shit that wouldn't even flush in one go (pic related), and got a bad pain under right rib.

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Paramedic here. Possible internal bleeding; go to emergency room.

Alcoholic btw

aka it won't sort itself out then?

Then I'm doubling down on internal bleeding. Maybe from pancreatitis

Correct. You need medical attention. I don't know how to state it more clearly

vet tech here. looks like internal bleeding

You're fine OP sleep it off

No, I get it. Thanks man

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You've ruptured your stomach lining. I've seen another person do this, also an alcoholic. Go to the E.R. NOW.

Yeah no nigga. You dead.

seen this first hand. down to the white specks in your pic. started under the rib too. its your liver. er now.

That's blood fyi.

Lmao, actually no seriously user if this isnt a joke then er before you die, and not one of those painless deaths we all crave

why are you cracking an egg into the toilet

go to a hospital you fucking retard

I thought it was toilet paper but egg makes more sense yeah

this. you're dying. don't die, we can't lose more texans

Stomach bleed. You have 2 choices:
>go to Emergency Room
>Die.
It's up to you. No, I'm not exaggerating.

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It always baffles me as to why people ask for medical advice on Yea Forums. OPs first reaction is to post this shit to Yea Forums. Honestly, if that isn't evidence that OP is donkey brained, I don't know what is. Go to the ER and have them check out your fucking brain while they at it.

registered nurse, looks like digested blood. Most likely upper GI bleed. You should probably go to the ER or call 911 right now, you could bleed out within a few hours easily if its a ruptured varicose vein.

I lold

its alll that pepsi max and beam youre drinking mate.

well you can see some yulk coming out

"who referred you?"

"Yea Forums"

They are the starting symptoms of demonic possession, don't go to the hospital go to a church and get them to prepare you for your exorcism.
Hospitals are the place of the dead, too many evil spirits there to do any good.

Good luck,
- Billy

Source: Am religious

Sent from my iPhone 4S

If OP's gone to A&E, can you give us some stories? I love hearing them.

*thumbs up emoji*

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No, not with that pain. From the location, could be a stomach ulcer bleeding out. Go to emergency room like now.

Well who better to entrust your life to then a bunch of Nazi weirdo perverts?. It´s how we elected our sitting President

If OP actually listens to Yea Forums, will we have just saved a life? I guess we'll find out tomorrow if the news says a retard died by NOT listening to Yea Forums.

Pls show nurse tits

It's a man nurse.

Ah, the great meme war. I remember those days. We lost, but oh what a glorious battle it was.

Pls dont show tits :/

Yeah dude maybe you should get that checked out, definitely looks serious, my uncle died with something similar.

OP, let us know what city you live in so we can watch the news and see that you died from treating this shit like it's going to get better on it's own and not going to the hospital.

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I wonder if OP died or went to the ER?

been an hour since he posted. should be dead by now or passed out from blood loss if he didn't go to the ER.

We'll see from the outrage. "Man dies from internal bleeding while posting on internet image board"

Keeping it alive. Hopefully OP is still alive.