Ask a pizza delivery guy who touches his crack and then the pizzas anything...

I always tip 20% so I'm not worried

No responses, I guess OP is out on a delivery and is jerking it in an alley somewhere.

Either that or OP made all this shit up.

Nah just tugging it to interracial

So I guess it's safe to say, OP didn't delivar....

What State are you in?

Your like must be pathetic user.

life*

>If you don't tip i will play with your food like the child I am

If you went out and got a proper job, you wouldn't have to fuck with peoples food to feel important. .

joke's on you, op, i actually love eating cum

You know you're eventually going to end up in prison and be someone's bitch, you know that right? That's where this is headed.

Why do you take your failure as a human out on people that just wanted a half decent pizza?

Did you ever consider writing a long novel, possibly with a fantasy setting?

Failure as a human, cant even deliver pizzas without being a fucking mess.

What a joke of an existence.

Use those 3 minutes you spunked to accelerate into oncoming traffic.

what if its a new customer? how do you decide if you smear shit on his pizza? how do you keep track of all the customers and whether they tip or not?

>not ordering your pizza online and walking 3 minutes to the place to pick it up yourself
>instead being a lazy fat faggot who has to tip the guy who rubs his ballsack on the pizza
God, I love living in a good city like a normal person. How can burgers even cope with having to drive everywhere?

OP here i once dropped a pizza on a pavement on a rainy day and put it back in the box. Then delivered and that lmao autistic looking basement kid that could exactly be (You) tipped me 3$. I felt sorry for him but he never ordered again as far as i know in our shop. Hihihi

No you didn't. If that shits wet you took it out of the hot bag too soon and it's going back, you realize that right?

I'm not OP, but I had a friend who worked for a pizza place. Friend told me that when they had shitty tippers, or people who complained a lot, or just a general asshole, they would put an * next to the person's address to note that this was a shitty customer. That way if anyone asked, it was just a typo, but they knew what it meant.

This is why I don't tip

When i was a delivery guy if someone didnt put anything in the tip i would write in a random number. Did it for years. No kne noticed.

Also.occasionally i would put anthrax on the pizza if i knew the address

Don't you think your logic is kinda screwed up?

People usually tip to acknowledge that you went above a certain standard not to receive what they paid for in normal condition.

Mmmhm sank yu for ze delishiz bizzer user

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I bet you're that type of asshole who complains when he's fired for being shit at your job.

What are you going to do when a quadcopter takes your job?

What does it feel like to be a failure at one of the most basic jobs available?

Wow what the fuck op

i'd like some CP, please

I once ordered a cheese pizza via phone call and i was drunk so i said cheese pizza yes cp please. Then delivery guy rang door and presented me a usb stick. Wtf

Chicken Parts are easily found at KFC or Popeyes.

Chinese People?

Cardinal pope

Me too user, me too. But you know what'll happen

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