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Santa Claus hates Eskimos.
yeah whatever
Shit thanks, I almost forgot.
thank god
Why?
Assuming god likes anybody.
God hates figs. FIGS dammit, not fags.
"And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away." Matthew 21:19
I love this
No, he doesn't. He loves every single one of us.
Yes but Jesus loves the little children.
>Jesus loves the little children.
reminds me of someone else
"god made adam and eve not adam and steve"
Just be kind to people, so what if they wanna suck cock
Umm... no sweetie, it's an abomination.
Today, in the new episode of "Things Jesus did NOT say"....
You conservative Christians are the black sheep of Christianity, a shame to the rest, I hope you eventually die out, for you are blasphemous sinners who lie about what God and Christianity thrives for
>Do not avenge yourselves, beloved, but leave room for God’s wrath. For it is written: “Vengeance is Mine; I will repay, says the Lord.”
Even if sucking cock would be an abomination in the eyes of God, we are not the ones who should punish the behavior. That's His job.
You're going to hell
"Haughty eyes" are an abomination (look it up).
Kids, don't let yourself be led into the sin of haughty eyes.
so why he created them
Oh he is. Why do you think suicide rates are high? Because they've strayed from his way
race of rainbow farting unicorns hate fags too...
The Devil created them
Niggers h8 other niggers
why he lets the devil exists?
>he
>assuming the deity’s gender identity
God is obviously a non-binary trans queer. And you are a bigot.
he created Adam over his resamblance
Figs are kind of tasty, actually.
So seperate true followers from heathens
Alright. Why does rainbow have colours of LGBTQ+ flag?
Has rainbow created by god?
why test people instead of creating them perfect?
What a retarded question. You're retarded.
all flavours of dick
your joke is literally retarded the Bible calls God the Holy Father and uses “His”
If you make a joke, make a good one.
God is flawed and imperfect. Listening to him blindly degrades your human ability to discern correct from incorrect.
do you know them?
the joos edited the female bible over the council of nicea
I like vags
Honestly most humans idea of a god is pretty simple minded, all these big cults saying they figured out how god is and what it is. The universe is very complex and if infact a entity created it, the entity wouldn't be as simple minded as these big cults make it out to be
have you ever seen them, little fag
the mormons believe in evolution of the spirit and shit
vags are pretty tasty
>I like vags
Not before marriage!
Don’t be silly, of course god doesn’t hate you OP...
all like them all the time