/drug/ thread
gonna share my story on how to get free weed!
>Live somewhere where weed is kinda legal
>Find out the weedspots
>Pick up as many roaches as you can (if they are wet you can microwave them in toilet paper)
>Put the weed/hash/tobacco mix in paper plus a used tip
>Roll it
>Smoke it
It tastes as bad as it sounds. Im going to rehab for Xanax and weed AMA
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Just why OP? The lowest I'd go is dropping a grinder's worth of weed 9n the floor and then pick it up but damn.
life's ruff
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>be me at my first proper party ever
>alcohol and tobacco saturating our brains
>russeparty.mp3
>ask a stranger if he smokes, Which is a wierd question because it had no context or any follow up lines.
>he says "smokes what"
>huge "BIP" on my stonerradar
>mfw when I located a fellow stoner with my subcouncioussly active stonerradar
>mfw i met my first drugdealer
Your free weed method is disgusting, man. I hope your situation will get better.
Okay I'll show my dick if tripps just because i wanna tell Yea Forums my life story
>be me born with hypospadias
>means ureathra isn't fully developed
>had 10 surgeries in Romania
>destroyed my dick
>had 2 more surgeries in the Netherlads when i was 8-9 yo old
>have a working dick but it looks fucked
>have ptsd
>Done almost every drug in existence (No opiates)
>Go to rehab
does Yea Forums want more of my story?
if your story is good then yes. Tell it before this thread gets pruned/deleted
nice but i only have to pay 1,35 euro for the papers. Im a fucking neet with severe ptsd
Its spring time soon. You should drop some seeds /out/ innawoods and grow your trees yourself. I've done so (successfully) since I was 15 with depression and social anxiety, so I'm sure you can manage it too, man.
Are you just that poor? Weed shouldn't be that expensive
I'm not OP, but how much do you pay for your weed/hash? Ive always paid 25$/g of hash because weed isn't awaylable.
When I was in an illegal state it was 10/g for some trash flower
Now I'm in Cali and pay anywhere from 6-10/g for decent to great bud
>before rehab i know this creepy guy thats 61 years old
>I met him when I asked him for a cig at the trainstation
>found out he smoked weed too
>chill with him and we did some cocaine and other drugs
>I've developed a speed and habbit
>used 2 grams of amphetamine
>6 euro a day habbit
>steal bikes and sell em online
>OD
>tell mom about my habbit
>Go to " Yes We Can " clinic
>FF arive at clinic
>you arent allowed to bring no electronics
>no hoodies or hats.
>first thing i see is a girl that cuts her self
>weirdboner.jpg
>talk to her
>we became friends
>we were in the same therapy group
>she knew about my fucked up dick and my alcoholic-gambler dad
>we are still friends now but have a big crush on her
>FF out of the clinic we are still talking
>I'm a time bomb because at the clinic they didnt know what to do with me
>have severe panic attacks
>mom gave me xanax without me knowing it was Xanax
>she tells me and i go full bartard
>tell her to buy me every day 2 pre-rolled spliffs a day
>7 months of me smoking and dropping bars while waiting for help
>gonna go in rehab on 12 april
>feels kinda good
its 10 to 15 euro a gram for some decent weed or hash and I'm a fucking neet with no neet bucks. I've been doing this autistic thin since i was 13
you pay way to much
My chocolate is as potent as a pebble is dense, so i guess I'm doing good business then in your opinion, yes?
OP here gonna smoke a spliff i'll be back
Dear mr. thc master. Please provide me the sweet wisdom of price ranging over illegal thc-products.
Gotta earn some neet bucks, or make friends with some generous stoners
I mean probably. I'd have to see actual content to compare. I'm getting bud that's 25%+ thc content.
I'm not the master of thc but you pay 5 bucks too much but if its good stuff you could just buy it. its just not in my budget
I wanna quit weed and bars tho
Oh ight. Live your life man.
Just don't pick up used roaches to smoke that's gross
and I'm working on the neet bucks thing
Got a DUI 2 weeks ago and had over 25g on me plus got caught with edibles a month earlier got court in 2 weeks. Haven't smoked in a week and haven't done anything else I'm 2 I'm really fucking nervous idk what to do.
nice man
What are you trying to say? Are you nervous about a pisstest?
study hard for the piss test and it should be fine
Got some music for you to devour after ur spliff: youtube.com
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Why are you desperate to smoke weed anyways? I'm sure you have a greentext?
I like those songs but I'm the dick guy greentext if you scroll above. I have severe ptsd
I'm staying sober and going to drug counseling so it looks good for the judge and so I can pass a cotton swab test tomorrow for a job interview but honestly I might just stay sober for a few months to try and get my shit together. I've been smoking daily for like 11 years.
I wouldnt ask you this if you hadn't repeated your ptsd: I don't mean to be rude, but can you greentext the ptsd cause? It could prove therapeutic for you.
Used to do this shit all the time, I still do it when absolutely desperate
Had like 7 different stoners living in my building and would all smoke up by the back exit doors , they all never mixed their joints with tabbbaco and actually bought good weed. There was a point where I didnt even have to buy weed with the number of decent roaches there .
>be me me a small child that had an alcoholic father and hypospadias.
>be at 5th surgery for something you dont even know whats it used for.
>every 2 days where the bandaid days where they pull the bandaids off and it feels like your dick is skinnned .
>they rip out an stitch
>it hurts like hall
this happends multiple times in Romania. I and my mother dont even know who operated me on the last time in Romania
and i have many more examples
This is no better than smoking cigarette butts. Hope they fix your disgusting problem OP you goblin
awww i got called a goblin now i feel funny
Post dick pic, how bad is it
will do
>implying goblin op is not picking up cig butts to mix his roach joints
For real though friend it is gross and not good for you. Stoners are already unhealthy and unhygienic, do you really want their combined germs plus whatever bacteria has crawled onto it, especially considering its plant material. Wet roaches if left out can develop mold OP and you're telling people to just microwave their drugs. 0/10
Boys, just use a vaporizer. Then you have weed you can use twice. You vape it, collect the vaped bud and then smoke or use it for edibles after that.
Super not hard and super good value. Still tastes like shit and you still have to smoke it the first time, but especially if you mix it with some keif it's bomb af.
If anything do this, so you aren't smoking other people's literal trash
Exactly. Just your own trash. Much much better.
>be me
>have medical card
>just got home from local dispensary
>ounce n half
>now trying to figure out what to do with it
>see this thread
I may be pathetic but damn.
How much do you spend for the medical weed per gram?
>rehab for weed & xan
Are you a faggot
>no body has asked to see the mutated dick
sounds like Yea Forums may be growing up just a little bit..
seriously tho that's fucked man and im sorry for your life, I hope hot girl touches peepee before she off herself.
its slightly different all over the place, its generally 80 a quarter. but no taxes if medical/discounts when you buy more
no just a suicidal kid
I wish she would be my gf. i love her to pieces
See
i tried but the file size is to big
well I cant say my faith in humanity is any less.
So reduce the file size?
how?
Just reduce the picture quality in the camera settings. Last time you're getting spoon fed newfag
this reminds me of some kid i know who would pick cigs off the ground and out of ash trays and smoke them