If Satan would grant you one sex slave on earth before giving you a comfy middle management position in Hell to punish...

If Satan would grant you one sex slave on earth before giving you a comfy middle management position in Hell to punish feminists, what kinda sex slave would you take?

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idk if I'd even take the sex slave when i realize satan cared about me that much to give me a torture free management job in the first place, I'd give him a little lip melting peck on his ol cheek and a handmade shitty thank you card in crayon.

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Yeah, I always thought Satan might be the good guy, really. That Jewish sand god never felt fully kosher to me.

10/10 Blonde for me is 1989 era Taylor Swift. I have way too many fantasies I’d want to write down if she were my sex slave

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Blonde for sure.
Hot blondes are hotter than all others.

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Gimme a 10/10 nigger so I can dump my superior white genetics into her shit pipe

She would look like Elizabeth Hurley and fuck like Belladonna.

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your mom

Want a fucking horse of a man to punish me nin Satan's place as much as I desired. Then I get to enjoy the looks on SJWs faces when they get tortured by one of the very sissies they fuck other people over for in the name of.

I also choose OPs mom.

Thicc blonde it is then.

Also I wonder if Satan could make me a trap shota in hell. They advocate for pedos being tortured by a sexually active child sounds right. Also I just wanna be a trap shota.

He would just laugh at you if you chose literally anything else.

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How does she actually look without all the make up and wigs and fake haircolors, though? Like, a brunette with brown eyes, I guesS?

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Well god fucking dammit those repeating digits make this the truthiest truth all week.

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That's a nice herpe on her lip

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Asian-American

>implying Satan would allow feminists in his domain

I don't deal with demons or Satan sorry.

I really don't know. I get bored with the same person sexually almost immediately.

Dump your satanic image folder in here.

>she
Who vote nigger?
Veni

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my wife

His wife

my cousin because of how fucked up it is

i wouldnt punish feminists because women have rights tho

I also pick this guys wife

Isn't this the whole premise of Christianity? Devote yourself to YHWH/Satan and he'll give you dumb shit if you torment people who are actually trying to live compassionate and meaningful lives...

>implying compassionate and meaningful is always those two instead of people being "nice" and hoarding all the resources for "muh family/church"

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Hi onets tu zell hiz zol tu de devil. Lol vat a redard

Close race between ginger and Asian!
Yea Forums likes their girls soulless, I see.

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who is this? for purely scientific purposes of course

goddamn, nigga

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welp....it's settled then. triple three threes don't lie

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