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When I sit down to poop or pee, I flip my testicles above my penis so as not to get pee or poop on them. After I finish and I let them back down, more pee always comes out. This confirms that pee is stored in the balls.

My secret... It's hard for me talk about it... For several days at night, killed some homeless dudes, but only males.
Finally, and for my luck, I stopped without getting caught.

Tomorrow makes 14 years about that

Im a manic shoplifter

I don't consider a woman worthy if she has make naked pictures of herself.

Sometimes I bump threads.

There once was this divorced older woman that I worked with a long time ago and I always wanted to nail her. But being a big pussy and autist I couldn't just talk to her and other
people I worked with so to make up for that I sold some big lie about how I was a Vet who was married before but my wife cheated on me and how I was wounded in Iraq and had some fucked mental issues to explain my complete lack of social skills and one day she asked if I would love to go for a drink at her place because she was lonely after her divorce and wanted someone to talk to and shit well needless to say I fucked her and we became fuck buddies for a while but then age difference started to weird her out I was 24 at the time and she was like 56 damn I miss her so much though

I'm addicted to watching girls push out my nut from their ass or pussy.

The loli I fucked a few days ago took it to a new level when she slid up to my chest. Pushed out the assnut on my chest then licked it up..

Bump for what I expect to be great trainwrecks

i once sucked a friend at school in high school, got caught by a teacher, she turned back and never told anything

My secret is I totally believe this guy fucked a loli.

I want to fuck my sister

I want to fuck his sister

It's a bad sign 100% of the time and indicates very strongly that you should not pursue a serious relationship with her
Those pictures are never sent to only one person

Depends on what you believe a loli is
I'm using it correctly

underage

Lets double team his sister

judgement time!

I was staying at my Aunt's house when I was 15 and they kept the laundry basket in the bathroom so I'd take long shits and search through for their (Aunt and 13y/o cousin) panties. I used to smell them and would stuff a pair in my mouth whilst jerking into another. I never came so hard.

Fast forward a few years (18). Was doing some house sitting for Aunt and got to sleep in cousin's room. Cutie 16 year old. Must have wrapped every pair of panties around my cock at least once and tit fucked all her bras. Came over a frame pic of her and some friends too.

was she good looking woman?

Well.. ok yeah

i like 4 chan

shhh

I once executed the lawman who was in charge, but I did not execute his subordinate.

Wtf is wrong with you

Eh she wasn't particularly attractive like she was was fit but she didn't have an ass to speak of and barely any tits but I find older woman a huge turn on so there was that

Well at least you got some engraved memory of good times with her.

I once travelled across states to get some virgin pissy

I have a very comfty life, wife 2 kids, home, a well paid job and im putting at risk all that for a secretary with autism whi sucks dick like a goddess....

i once had sex with a liberal

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I’m not gay, straight, bi, or any of those labels... I just like to fuck

i think she would understand, dont you? its just a blowjob and, quite honestly, i think most women get that men are a bit different when it comes to sexdrive

"the male libido is like being chained to a madman" - aristotle

I have knowledge of compromising files, that would get Trump instantly into jail, but my government wants to keep this secret for now.

Everyday i want to die. But i keep leaving for my family.

I want to fuck his sister.

I get the idea that you've never spoken to a woman in your entire life.

What the hell is wrong with you? Never stick your dick in crazy.

I used to hidden cams in my moms room so I could watch her have sex with her bfs

I wanna fuck my gf's sister.
She Is not even pretty, and She Is little bit overwighted but I want to do it just for that feeling

Emm user she blows like a devil but i fuck her rather often, hotels, in work, in her parents place, even tho my wife pleases me very much

I put a hidden cam in my sisters room so I could photograph her naked.

Yea but the whole relationship was predicated on fucking lies and honestly when I think back to it all I can think about is shame and how shitty of a person I must to take advantage of a emotionally vulnerable women for my own pleasure but who knows anymore

I will leave my girlfriend some time this year... She does not now that i have no more feelings for her...

Coworker asked to be fuck buddy, recorded fucking her thru my webcam

Ha nice b8 m8 r8 8/8

I know that feeling, i will haunt you for a long time.... You will just hope it makes you a better person in the long run and that it doesnt bite you in the ass later on

I killed her by gutting her like a fish. Are her meats and organs then made bone dust out of her bones.

Iiii shot the sheriff

If true, what made you want to? And do you feel any guilt?

Same, Ive left women over it. I dont enjoy fucking a girl knowing some dude is still jerkin his gerkin to pics of her pussy. I mean, we all have our spank banks, but a physical reminder is very different.

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You have the video?

When I was 25 I had a thing with my 18 yr old cousin for 3 months.

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My dad used to record my stepmom molesting me when I was younger. Never got to see the videos. Wish I had them now lol

How did she molest you?

You got the pictures?

Thanks for the kind words maybe I might be a redeemable human being one day

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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I half-wish my wife had aborted the child we're going to have about three months from now.
I also want to fuck my sister-in-law's brains out

And I shot the deputy. Sorry you got shit for it user

she would play with my cock and asshole and then eventually fuck me

no you didn't

I masturbated in public once

I regularly drug and rape my co worker. she has no idea.
40 mg of ambien ad 2 vodka tonics do it.

>The loli I fucked
Go fuck yourself you fucking pedoshit i hope you will rot in hell you pathetic sickfuck

Currently fucking our 19 year old nanny, spied in her in the bathroom. Found out she’s a closet freak, and made a move in her. Fucked her about a dozen times now and I’m positive she’s a psycho. Not sure what to do next, can’t help but stress about it.

Let's see the movie then

Here’s a recent one.

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Story of first time?

Why do you always post this faggotry?

Eh not really feeling it man tbh, she legit is crazy

Was on holidays in a European country and met a female friend of a friend, two nights in a row (after she told me her best friend had raped her while she was passed out drunk) she got drunk and passed out and I fingered her holes. The second night I ate her pussy but couldn’t bring myself to fuck her so I went to the bathroom and jerked off.
I told her a couple of days afterwards that she came onto me and made me eat her pussy before passing out, she just laughed about it.

I feel like shit knowing that I sexually assaulted a girl, but take solace in the fact that she will never know to feel bad about it and that we would both have to go back to Eastern Europe from Australia for any legal action even if she did remember.

I picked up a hooker on the streets of Bali and took her back to my room when I was wasted one night.
The guard of the hotel was smiling and I had no idea why.

Was having a shower but she wouldn’t join me and thought it was strange, but whatever.

Got her naked and she was a trap.
Fucked the trap anyways and shit was cash. Even got in a 69.

I’m completely straight and am grossed out by gay guys kissing, but would fuck a feminine looking trap again no worries.
Actually wouldn’t mind finding one to double penetrate my wife with and for me to fuck them both.

I reported this to America FBI

I have evidence that Hillary Clinton has a penis

Trips of truth, i’m reporting to FBI

Lol didn't see the trips until now

Don't think the fbi is interested

who confirmed it?

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Raped my gf while she was drunk and let her friend watch it

got caught fucking a girl and her cousin by the girl's fiance. dude didn't do anything but when I tried to visit her couple days later, they had already moved out

My fiancé is ex porn star Dominica leoni I'm 26 she's 39

you could have done better

Why is that

I have successfully turned my hot friend into my sugar baby

Had a vasectomy last year without telling the wife, she thinks we're trying for Baby #2 lol

I found some very inappropriate videos of my neighbor's daughter she made of herself. Kik is Jeffool if want story.

It's going to be hilarious when she tell you the good news

Yfw she gets pregnant and you have to bring up another man's baby or get fucked in a divorce payout.

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All you can do faggot is sit back and enjoy the ride til it's over.

At the end of the movie they see the Statue of Liberty blown up and realize it was Earth they landed on.

Pretty sure I’m trans mtf but would never pass so there’s that

Reported

Gross

I won 1.6 million in the lottery (after taxes) last year and still haven't told my husband.

Fingered next door daughter when I was 7 and she was 5

sorry