It's that game where we describe a video game poorly and you guess what it is

>shit controls
>boring
>bad graphics

Dark Souls

One of the Resident Evil games?

Crash Bandicoot

woloo loo woloo loo your guys my guy now fuckton of trebuchets fuck up all your shit.

Metal Gear Solid??

>Be me
>Die
>Die again

age of mythology or some shit

>go on holiday with friends
>friends kidnapped by niggers
>kill niggers
>rescue friends

Every game ever

your love life

Ghost and Goblins / Super Ghouls and Ghosts

Oh youre so close

Nah

ARMY MEN

ITS FUCKING ARMY MEN

No, try again.....

youre a fucking liar its fucking army men

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Maybe, but I was thinking of Far Cry 3. So there.

...but thats got nothing to do with what you said plus its shit

>use a sword that actually looks more like a spinning X
>first boss has really bad breath
>good luck getting past the samurai guy
>if you do the last level will still destroy you

some shitty japanese trash

>local man with a tropical shirt destroys and entire fucking corporation to get a single bottle of serum for some bitch

an*

cops can't shoot center mass for some reason 12 gauge turns cops into anti gravity. carry ten bags all by yourself body Armour magically heals itself shit gets old quick.

gta 3

>caught in time warp
>gold bricks never break

>use big robots to kill god

bugs bunny lost in time

Err..., Adventure Island?

transformers

wrong. another hint
>his boat got sabotaged

Age Of Empires

Nope. (Back in 20 mins so I won't answer right away).

Eh? Never seen the movies. I was referencing Xenogears.

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>Shoot spics in Bolivia trying to sell coke

>Monsters
>Big Monsters
>Fighting

Shoot/Get Treasure/Repeat

Far cry

>female protagonist is a shy priest
>becomes outspoken pistol user in sequel

BINGO!

>be me
>some lil shit who knows how to skate
>one time, me and my friends went out to, well, skate
>i try to impress the guys
>i jump on a fucking big ass ramp in the middle of a trash yard
>oh god oh fuck
>i fall into some /x/ dweller's basement
>acid, monsters and turrets everywhere
>now I have to get out
>at least I have bubble gum and can control bubbles with my mind alone

>protagonist is whiny bitch who lost arm
>uncle is a sarcastic wise ass
>father is big bad/cunt with a case of jealousy

Pacman for the first but stumped on the second

Minecraft, obviously.

Dark Souls

Youre actually really close, ill just say it, its Sekiro

>lol wtf am I doing
>become chef, source local ingredients
>magnets
>climb inside an elephant
>explosions

Should have made first line "be a shadow"

far cry 3

Slipped my mind

>join thread
>get ignored
>thread dies
Every fucking time.
I am user, destroyer of threads.

Shit happens

Venture.

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Yes on first.

Oh, maybe Realm of the Mad God?

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>grab an old sword
>banished!
>save bitch from being dinner
>that's no midget
>gotta kill your ride

At first I thought this was 720/skate or die, but now I think it may me Maniac Mansion.

Nope. Another hint incoming
>midway through the basement
>holy shit, a big ass orb-like machine that can cling onto walls and shit

>shake shake shake

>eat dog food
>every gun uses the same ammo
>stop playing after level 9 because everyone just played the shareware version

>star in game about rescuing children
>get accused of molesting children

>turn based combat
>other sprites can follow you on map

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Primal Rage

Okay, this one is strictly for the oldfags. I'm not even gonna tell you about the game, just what was included in the game:
>first of all, you got a fucking rock
>that's right, this game came with a rock, it glowed in the dark and was the perfect size to bean someone in the head with
>also, as with other games by the same company, you got a hint booklet
>it had hints written in invisible ink that you could reveal with a highlighter

Oldfag here. No clue. Was this a computer game? Sounds like something a computer game company would do.

Yep. It was released on C64, Amiga and other computers, in the mid-80s

>Labion Terror Beast wants to eat you
>throw Cubix Rube at it

doom 3

Wolfenstein3D?

Yes.
No.

>play as ninjas that each use different colors and weapons
>fucking water level

TMNTNES

Correct

The first line I saw was "fucking water level" and I immediately knew which game you're talking about

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But fucking water level fits so many games.

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>live in alternate timeline
>world war, commies vs allies
>some dude named after japanese lesbian shit is mastermind behind it all

Moonwalker.
Part 2 is Addams family.

Zelda breath of the wild

1 yes 2 no

You don't pick up weapons to kill, you take humans armed with them.

Scaring is caring

winrar!

OK I'm going now, so answering the ones that weren't gotten

2nd was Legend of Zelda
Erfworm James
Kid Nikki: Radical Ninja
Arkanoid
Secret of Mana
Mischief Makers
Space Quest II

>wake up in shitskin central
>forced to do the mans dirty work
>get super aids
>kill god
>become god
>get murdered by a flock of birds

red a;ert 2

>Press Left then Right as fast you can
>Throw away game

Yup

>empty inside
>everybody gets super rabies
>super rabies caused by the sun
>kill sun to solve super rabies

Pacman
Super Mario

Shadow of the colossus. RIP agro

>bananas in your ears

>"I paid you what you're worth."
>"You owe me from last time!"

>old genre
>cliche gameplay
>adored by manchildren/children
>absolutely no good reason for being obscenely popular
>copied another game's formula
>definitely not original or cool

Jeez, this could be anything these days.

I'm guessing Fortnite?

Deus Ex Invisible War

Both were already correctly identified elsewhere.

>talking potato is actually robot

Pacman?

Portal 2?

I love when people trigger retards with the Zelda being Link meme

>Niggers
>collectibles
>more collectables

>Ubisoft
Daaaaaamn
I used to fucking rent Army men’s sarge heroes on N64 as much as i possibly could
Didn’t think that the company who made the game was based where i live atm

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no one seems to get this one right

>a game where you survive a life threatening disaster while being wearing every item of clothing on the way like its theres no tomorrow

I used to think his name was Legend and the land he adventured through was called Zelda.

i think it was 3do who made it...ubisoft published it..

could be wrong though, i'm far from an expert

> you feel empty
> open world
> the game has a lot of bugs

Nobody on fucking Yea Forums has ever used a fucking commodore you fucking dinosaur
Why are you even posting ITT? You should be taking your meds and go for your breakfast at the restaurant downstairs with all the other elderly

You got it

Mario Party minigames?

factorio

Nope

I used to be that retard who thought Link was Zelda.. when i was like what..? 7-8?
lol
btw i’m the OP you replied to

>Nobody on fucking Yea Forums has ever used a fucking commodore you fucking dinosaur
And yet someone got the right answer. Why don't you show some respect for your elders before I bend you over my knee and smack the shit out of you.

but you feel empty, it's open world, and there's millions of bug enemies

Luigi's Mansion

Too lazy to look it up but you’re right, i remember the “3, DEE, OHHH” when you would start the N64
I don’t even play vidya anymore but i’d fucking play that game along with all the SNES RPG gems
There’s something really “magical” that immerse me into those games such as Secret of Mana, Earthbound, Final Fantasy, etc...
I don’t know, the soundtracks, the sound FX, the graphics, all that contribute to ehancing those games with their fantastic qualities

>you control some dudes from aerial view
>enemy has an army while you're still living in huts

>OP you replied to
lol jokes aside, my post was a joke
I wasn’t trying to chuck shit at you
Just poke fun at the fact i haven’t heard someone mention the fucking commodore in years

Dude what? When does Luigi pop pills?
Honestly, i fucking finished the game atleast a dozen times
Yes, even if it was boring, it was still a comfy game to play at night in complete darkness

>A bunch of people from hundreds of games insanely fighting to death on flying platforms

Nigger are you even trying?
SOOOPER SMAAASSSSHHH BRROOOOOOOTTTTTHHHHHHEEEERRRRRSSSSSZZZZZZ

I never played it, but the ghost and treasure thing reminded me of the Green Mario game

gog.com/game/army_men

this was the one i played, it was so fucking good

Sorry, it was PS All Stars.

The two new playable characters are a werewolf and a dragon.

Lel

I had a c64.
>autism is showing

What? I mean, i did say it was a boring game
But you have to play it atleast once
Sick! The aerial view kinda reminds me of those 1st GTA games
Honestly, i think i would prefer Sarge Heroes
The fact that the levels are based on actual human sized environments versus your tiny ass plastic soldier is what made the game even more fun
Damn i remember that fucking level in the fridge or the bath

Who cares about PS allstars?
The correct answer is SOOOPER SMAAASSSSHHH BRROOOOOOOTTTTTHHHHHHEEEERRRRRSSSSSZZ

Ahhh
Yeah, the hundred of games part make sense now

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It was a joke, i don’t care if you have commodore my man

lol i’m the OP of that post
I was referencing the first SSB game on N64
At the end of the intro, the ref yells
SOOPER SMASH BROTHERSSSZZ

yeah it does look like a gta game, but i think it looks even more like an original fallout game...if you like toys in human sized environments, you'll love played toystory 2 buzz lightyear to the rescue on ps1

Final Fantasy XIII and XIII-2

expert mode

A shitty game where in the end you decide whether or not a women becomes a prostitute or a fucking nun

ET: The Extraterrestrial

>you'll love played toystory 2 buzz lightyear to the rescue on ps1
eh, i mean, do they nades? Flamethrowers that can melt your plastic enemies? Other colored plastic allies? There was something fucking badass about Sarge Heroes
Did you ever played it?

Duck Hunt

Sounds like any Bethesda RPG - Fallout, or the Elder Scrolls series

wut

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Altered Beast?

Oh, I know that one. Princess Maker.

>little man
>big robot
>space guns

Princess Maker 2?

plumbers dont wear ties

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Yeah, I know lol

>empty inside
>everybody gets super rabies
>super rabies caused by the sun
>kill sun to solve super rabies

F U C K O F F
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F
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>friend builds giant penis base
>i put a cross on it and call it a church
>he terrorizes my chests

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You play as this force rolling around attaching everything to it

Katamari Damacy

That Katamari shit?

>You rule a kingdom
>You fuck your sisters
>You appoint horses as chancellors

Game of Thrones :P

>Smoke swamp weed stems everyday

>Try to make your own pets die slowly for highest score.
>The goal of this game is to swap a lot of different disks in real life as you play.
>Buy more plastic disks so you can collect all the pets.

Either Pokeymans or Pogs?

No.

Monster Rancher

I am defeated. Good job.

>3 Vikings.
>'Turn based combat'

>gooby pls
>dolan
>key

The Lost Vikings

Kingdom Hearts

werd. Was a fun game, and the way the mechanics worked hasn't really been used a lot in games.

>newspaper through a window

yep

>giant space programm

Schizophrenic Leroy Jenkins vs. the 1980s

Paperboy

Kerbal?

>be pint sized pipsqueak
>beat up on stereotypes
>title fight
>try not to get ear bitten off

Mike Tyson's Punchout

That time they made a game that made you buy more games.

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YES!

Sega Pro Bass Fishing.

lol

>time traveling FF game.

i dont understand this pic

no
think more literally

The first one.

Because you're not an oldfag.

Try again.

Like, a space program for giants? I dunno.

In paperboy one of the handy things to help you not waste papers is that non-subscribing houses are painted red. They're trying to paint their house red so the paperboy doesn't kill them.

Space Corps? Something like that, was on 64

Playstation 1 Game
Driving a car.
Picking up rockets and stuff to shoot at others.
No race, just battle.

Blast Corps was on the N64, but it had nothing to do with space.

32

Except you're wrong. The final levels were on the moon.

Ah, maybe I'm thinking of another 64 game.
You didn't have an NES or SNES? Paperboy is a classic nintendo game.
Cool, thought I was losing my mind there for a second.

You're gonna need to be more specific. Right now off the top of my head that could be Twisted Metal, or Vigilante 8, or Rogue Trip: Vacation 2012, or...

>Twisted Metal
Probably this. The others were not nearly as popular.

Blast corps, I still got the cartridge, good memories
But no, you are all wrong

Should I solve it?

>Bodyslam a motherfucker
>D.D.T. a bastard
>Put a son of a bitch in a sleeper hold
>pile drive a piece of shit through a table
>climb a steel cage
>figure four leg lock an asshole for the World Heavyweight Championship even though I only weigh 190 lbs

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>You didn't have an NES or SNES?
there was some black atari console and pegasus

> (You)
>You're gonna need to be more specific. Right now off the top of my head that could be Twisted Metal, or Vigilante 8, or Rogue Trip: Vacation 2012, or...

You got it. Rogue trip vacation. I couldnt be more specific, i played it as a kid and i didnt know anything anymore and couldnt find the game on my own. Time to buy it rn! Thanks user for helping me out! :)

Which one?
>there's so many

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> cant play because there was mod editor and million mods, stuck on fapping to naked dancing orcish ladies

Skyrim

>be robot with gun
>Ebay sellers want $800 for a copy in box

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I am going offline
It's Skyrim

New Japan Fire Pro Wrestling 2008?

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Earthworm Jim.

Be a fly. Eat shielding. You're chased by an annoying missile.

Your spit only effects enemy shielding. The only weapon that can really affect your enemy can be a bitch to turn on an hit anything with.

Lather, rinse, repeat with only 3 or 4 variables.

Yars Revenge?

That was just the crawlimg controls.

Sounds close to the plot to Juraasic Park.

Come on, tell me I'm right already.

>You gotta gather some magic crystals
>You gather them as a space marine, a 60's hippie spy, the gingerbread man, and many more.
>Monsters made by the crystals try to stop you
>It's time to . . .

This is some Sierra quest game, but I can't say for sure which one

Saints row 2?

>I don't know who I am
>I'm Steve Rowland
>I'm Jason Fly

Old dude, whiny bitch, neo-Nazi and a nigger run around together while avoiding little girls and fat angry dudes

well you have lasers and a spin attack!

I didn't, but i played one on the ps1 called army men omega soldier

Final fantasy come on

Civilization

L4D

Far cry 3

Dead rising 2?? Maybe?

Could also be Ultima

Star Wars Episode 6?
Magic? An Empire and the power of friendship

Absolutely the best game in the series and anyone who says other wise is wrong

Some fallout game. Any of them really

Mother

We happy few

Sprites Don’t follow you in FF
It’s Dragon Quest / Dragon Warrior

You better not be talkin about my boy Jack Carver?