Godtards: do you know what axiomatic means? Of course you don’t. Go look it up now. When we encounter a book which contains talking snakes, zombies, 500 y.o. men building boats, land animals crossing oceans to board that boat, and a magic, invisible, floating faggot in the sky, that book is *axiomatically* a work of fiction.
tl;dr - your bible is full of shit and your god’s fake.
Godtards: do you know what axiomatic means? Of course you don’t. Go look it up now...
Andrew James
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Dominic Hall
Jaxon Edwards
HOW CAN THE BIBLE BE REAL IF YOU AINT REAL
Anthony Gomez
M'lady
Justin Thompson
nice word you learned in high-school English today. kek
Camden Jones
Austin Turner
I'm 52, dickhead. And your favourite god remains fake.
Daniel Bennett
these ancient stories are supposed to teach something / think about things
ancient greeks have similar
Zachary Wright
I have a rebuttal
ur mom likes cleveland steamers
Samuel Perez
>believes G*d performs *magic*, and doesn't realize He exists outside the physical realm, outside of *time*, and basically has no limitations by human understanding
>Moses couldn't even comprehend his true form, and literally radiated light just from being in his presence
But yeah sure, you atheists are the *intelligent* ones.
Christopher Parker
Agnostic here your both waisting your time and weak memes
Lincoln Carter
>Thinking the Serphent in Eden was Snake before it got cast down
Ayden Campbell
>worshipping the jew god yahweh
At least worship the gods of your ancestors for fucks sake
Mason Hughes
You don't know what agnostic means. Fucking dummies, you can't even spell.
Angel James
I can spell shitballs niggers I just ate hummus for a snack
Noah Cox
How do you know that god exists, and exists outside of reality
Cooper Bailey
>He exists outside the physical realm, outside of *time*
citation needed
Julian Diaz
So your first instinct was to paint me as a teenager, and your follow-up is this?
*godtards*
Carter Thompson
b-because talking-snake book said so
Owen Phillips
>That strawman comic
Confirmed for not understanding the argument or anything about the contents and authorship of the Bible.
Ryder Watson
Lern to quote, shitlips, so we know who you're responding to. As for your "holy" babble.............
Lucas Lopez
Aaron Sanchez
Eli Gutierrez
kek
Isaac Campbell
Op is so uncomfortable with her disbelief she had to make a post about it.
No typos either retard, I'm calling you a bitch.
Yea Forums never had the bright ones.
Luis Bell
Imagine thinking that you have the *omnipotent founder of the universe* on your side, but when confronted with awkward facts you are forced to talk about hats.
Just imagine being that stupid.
Owen Brooks
> a post in search of a point
Julian Howard
I’m replying to the OP, fucktard, otherwise I would have quoted a response.
The King James Version is for American Protestant boomers, so I don’t care about your fedora conspiracy theories regarding it. The Church (the original one, not the products of the 18th century) have been using the Greek Septuagint and Latin Vulgate texts since the first century.
Cooper Brooks
them: the bibble is rite cuz it says it rite xD
OP: is axiomatic cuz we say its axiomatic XDD
literally the same kind of circular reasoning
even if op is trolling, I'm still calling it in case someone didn't catch that fallacy
Logan Foster
That’s literally not the argument or the belief of Christians. It’s really easy to make their beliefs look stupid when your understanding of them is stupid itself.
That’s like if I tried to mock how CERN works, knowing nothing about how fucking CERN works. It’s stupid because it’s the ramblings of a retard, not because the functionings of CERN are actually retarded.
Thomas Smith
citation needed
Isaac Howard
Josiah Jackson
Faith is a gift which you do not have. You don't know what it feels like and I do feel sorry for you. The bible is a work of wisdom and knowledge. Someone as ignorant as you does not understand how to use that book. Your mind is too insignificant to even grasp the basic concepts of life and you care to insult the holy Bible as if you're all knowing. You just prove to everyone and yourself you know nothing. A wise man knows he knows nothing and he understands very well that he will never know anything, no matter how much he studies and learns.
Tyler Smith
Not only fiction, champ. Plagiarised fiction. How does that make you feel?
Nathaniel Parker
You know, it's this kind of talk that keeps people away. You don't know exactly why any person would not have faith - not that you could do anything about it anyways since ultimately, that issue would between that person and God. Maybe you could treat that person with a bit more respect since there is a chance they've met shit representatives of the church (along with horrible experiences) that have tainted their perception
Michael Bailey
lmao @ "plagiarism". Jesus has no real connection to any of those guys except by the vaguest terms possible
im atheist but people make retarded arguments against christianity
Gabriel Long
Badda-boom, badda-bing
Jeremiah Rodriguez
>vampire book: fiction
>ghost book: fiction
>witchcraft book: fiction
>holy babble: NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!
*godtards*
Jacob Green
I don't, I just believe He does. That's how religion works.
Owen Walker
I dont think you know what axiomatic means
Thomas Myers
Imagine being so delusional you make up your own meanings for these things.
Hudson Morgan
>The Nigerian lottery scam is a gift which you do not have. You don't know what it feels like and I do feel sorry for you.
FTFY.
*godtards*
Levi Ortiz
In case anyone is looking for more refined answers
gotquestions org
is a site that attempts to explain questions about all this stuff in a more logical way. Of course, they are definitely of faith, so their answers are colored (like any source, really) but a faith based perspective does not necessarily equal "hurr durr, cuz god said so." A good start is with their section about post modernism, which I suspect has much to do with the daily discord in debates involving religion
David Wilson
Are you a agnostic atheist or an agnostic theist.
Josiah Morris
I feel like you use the word "gift" far to loosely.
Joshua Hall
An actual propaganda campaign. Neat.
Jaxson Hall
Listen, we all go through the various events in life. Death of a family member, a friend, our pet, we lose the people we love, we get into verbal and physical fights, we get lied to, we get lost in substances, we fail, we cry, we get angry and make mistakes, we're all sinner. It's in our flesh. We are prone to doubting God of course!! We lose faith and walk away from God. We shun Him away and keep Him out of our hearts. We feel betrayed even by Him but as we grow older, we do some to understand there is this vast ocean of unobtainable knowledge that we eventually do come back home as lost sheep. Even if you're 40, 60 or dying on your death bed you can gain this wisdom of having faith, seeking enlightenment. I've been born in a well educated family, raised with the best my parents could offer but still I swayed away from my path. I was supposed to fail to come back stronger. I've sold and done drugs, have had an abortion, lost many friends and girlfriends, failed a year in college, but - I found my way back! We all do! I felt lost for years but the faith comes back!! You need to also open your heart so God can come back into your life. Stop using insulting words and calling others Godtards or thinking that faith is a scam or anything like that. A real mature man doesn't need to insult another's belief or to make himself feel better by bringing others down. Spirituality is a beautiful thing and its a connection with God. Don't focus on the Church, don't focus on religion. Focus on the wisdom the Bible holds and embrace the Word of the Lord as knowledge. Pure knowledge that helps us become a better human being. I've been to Catholic school, Sunday school, bible camp, thursday readings, retreats.. i've done it all since I was a kid and none of it helps! None of it really helps unless you grow the fuck up and deal with some real fucking shit in your life. When you have no where to run, the only person always there is GOD
Angel Watson
Which god? Kindly provide evidence that your favourite god exists.
Justin Cook
and when you're on your fucking knees begging for forgiveness, for mercy, for another chance. Just more time to live and make up for all the shit you've done. just then, MAYBE you'll gain some fucking perspective. If your pride wasn't so fucking high then maybe you could come back down to earth and put your feet on the ground and wake the fuck up.
Gavin Clark
Sophistry is irrelevant. There is no reason to believe on your god, hes a comforting fiction.
Adrian Long
God? Favorite God? There is only one God.
Have you ever been to Japan? Ever seen Mt. Fuji in front of your eyes? All of us are around Fuji-san. Each one of us around the corners, and from each side we're all trying to climb to the top. At the top is LOVE. ONLY LOVE. God is love. Jesus is there. Ghandis there, Buddha, Shiva, everyones there just waiting for us.
Nathan Moore
Go back to Tumblr, big red
Evan Foster
Godtard cant even post a full sized image kek
Levi Hall
Alexander Ward
So mutiple religions making condradictory claims are all true? Is 2+2 also 5?
Ryan Harris
what the fuck? Dude everyones God is the same God you idiot. You think its different and it's the same God. my God is not different than anyone elses. He's my best friend and you don't know anything about my friend and you just make fun of him without spending enough time with us together for you to really have a valid opinion on him. stop making fun of my friend so much and maybe if you could have some empathy, some sense of moral values than you wouldn't act immature and think he doesn't exist or try to find some stupid excuse to contradict me
Luis Ross
Hes just like.everyone elses in that hes a lie.
Kevin Gutierrez
Obvious bait
Isaiah Stewart
You colossal retard. Your OWN holy babble acknowledges other gods. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me". Your favourite god comes with exactly the same amount of supporting evidence as the thousands of other gods that you know are fake. That amount is zero.
Easton Morris
Theist
Dominic Jenkins