What's a good way to commit suicide without making parents feel guilty that their child wanted to die...

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Considered, but apparently this has been prevalent enough that people have done it before and I'm certain something retarded would happen like the balloon getting caught in a tree a block away

I really don't see the problem with letting someone die if they really want out. I'm 23 and every day id hell. I've been clinically depressed for a decade now and have been on every antidepressant under the sun but nothing helps. I've had girlfriends, I've gotten laid, I'm in college 2 semesters away from my bachelors and probably going to grad school but I can't stop my brain from constantly thinking of jumping from the science building's roof or when putting on my belt, the sudden burning urge to tie up a noose. I want it all to stop, one way or another and the only way I'm seeing is the doing myself in

Just live your life till you get old and die of old age. No one will ever suspect anything.

google charcoal briquette suicide. yw & see you on the other side brother

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The problem with this is that you'd still have powder residue all over your hand if they check for it.

Disagree, however I'm not suicidal but I understand your point of view. The issue is that you've left a good mark on your family and friend's lives which would be shattered if you killed yourself. Nobody ever asked to be born, but we were lucky enough to get it (1 in 400 trillion, just googled it). So just live your life to the fullest because it'll be over sooner than you think.

Do you feel like you never really connect with people? I used to think I was just introverted... Then I thought I was sociopathic.. But more and more I feel like I'm not really... Anything. Like I am living life behind a camera's lens. I don't think I'm depressed though, and I don't want to end it because it seems wrong, like I'd have to pay for it because I have no idea what awiats after death

Just steal a car, get a police chase jump out with a bb gun and youre in Valhalla my friend

Listen to police and fire scanner.

Wait for large fire.

Run inside to "save" people and die

Become cherished memory

If you still give a shit enough about others and how your suicide would affect them, you have a reason to not commit suicide.

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No, I can connect with people pretty okay since I've been working customer service for about 3 years now. My department is pretty close knit on campus too. I guess I feel pretty apathetic, but mainly it's sadness/stress/anxiety. I probably think about killing myself about 10-15 times randomly through the day.

Nigger you'll be dead what does it matter? If you care that much write a letter saying you live them and do the job right.

I understand that. It just feels like the walls are closing in and I'm being left with no choice. I'm basically praying for a brain aneurysm at this point.

Dude at least you feel something. Legit, aside from all this troll shit, you will already experience something I never will. I make a living in sales and customer service basically, and I've gotten good enough to make a living doing it, but I cannot form any sort of relationship with anyone. I could leave my job I've been at for six years and not even have one thought about people I've worked with.. Let alone without saying goodbye.

Look. Seems like youre brushing off every way to kill yourself. If you were adamant on doing it you wouldn't care, hell i could do atleast 4 things right now at work to kill myself and make it look like an accident. You obviously are just going through a phase and that phase is gonna pass, but if you do go through with it then just do it. No matter what way youre leaving behind family and friends who are gonna miss you no matter if you blow your head off with a shotgun or die saving 100 people from a burning building. Shut down your computer and go hug your mother or your father or a close friend and cherish the life you have and make the most of it.

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Talk to your parents.

No excuses, man. Just do it. Trust a random guy on the internet for once.

i'm suicidal, not wanting to become food for pigs to parade around as a "deranged lunatic" that an officer "so bravely" confronted

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And? I'd rather fucking jerk off than play the game and try to pretend I care about talking to a girl just to be disappointed that sex isn't as easy as whacking it. What can I say? I'm broken. But if she just let me use that ass like a fleshlight without talking then that'd be cool I guess.

I mean that's the best one I've heard today

>replying to a bot

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Bot? Human? Is there actually a difference? The post is entirely rhetorical. I guess this really is the Truman Show.

By the way I would never have some fag ass hair like that, don't insult me.

I think you're right. Honestly I just want this to all stop. I don't wanna think about dying all day. I don't want to know what comes after yet. I've been depressed for a decade now and I want this to just end already. I've been doing all the "right" things. I've been a full time student and working 25-30 hours a week. i've had a few girlfriends, gone out for drinks with friends. Been off meds and on meds. Nothing seems to work and it feels like I'm running out of options.

im trippin balls on acid right now

Sounds like you're doing stuff that's "supposed" to make you happy instead of stuff you might actually enjoy.

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>Bot? Human? Is there actually a difference? The post is entirely rhetorical. I guess this really is the Truman Show.

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Dude you missed your one shot. You only get one. Once you fail the first time, all the painless shit like a firearm is out of reach. Nooses are for savage fuckers, and you're clearly a mentally ill puss, so either live in your hell or get help

Fuck nigga

I don't even know what the 'smeans

It definitely isn't my favorite thing in the world to go out & drink, but I like being with people. If I got my way 100% of the time I'd slowly recede into being a NEET again. I love vidya and i definitely try making time for it, but if I play too much, I start failing exams and that makes me feel even worse, cause if I'm failing tests/homework, why am i even in college

Drowning.
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Dude fuck college. There's so many career fields to go into to make a comfortable living without drowning yourself in debt.

how drunk are you right now?

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I was slightly drunk six hours ago, started to wear off, then drank a monster and some moonshine and whiskey over the past couple. This altered mindstate is basically the only thing that entertains me in life.

Asking a dumbass question that would take about 2 seconds to answer for yourself. You're not going to kill yourself pussy, you're just going to keep running away from responsibility and reaffirming your learned helplessness.

I'm a stem major and I'm only a year out from graduating. It'd be pointless to leave empty handed, plus my loan budgeting isn't awful so I've been paying off my loans for the past 3-4 years early.

well you're not alone there. but everyone has a vice(s)

Well, fuck, I don't know what to tell you then.

Have you tried DMT?

Jamie pull that shit up for him

jesus

These chimps are ridiculous man, they'd tear my head off in 2 seconds for sounding like a depressed faggot like I am in the wild

See, what's crazy is I don't need to do it. I'd survive just fine if alcohol disappeared from existence tomorrow. What sucks is the utter depersonalization that has existed in my consciousness since I can remember. Life would be easy if my brain functioned normally but as of now I have to live in pure isolation instead of trying to have anyone understand.

why don't you sack up and talk to your doctor honestly about how you feel then, poopdick?

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Doctor? What kind of faglord would waste any money on someone that pretends to be nonexistent and is there to allow you to talk to yourself? Nigga I am on the 27th layer, bruh. I'm talkin that real based shit. My consciousness extends beyond my own humanity. I'm probably a God come to think of it.

Shit thank you, this made me realize what I am

Brenton Tarrant showed everyone what to do step by step. Just shoot yourself at the end. Not only will your parent think you’re a fucking badass the world will make you a hero

Join the army, You will find your calling or die trying.

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I need me one real bad tbh family

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My nigga, I felt just like you. I wanted to neck myself so bad until I tried DMT. I saw something so beautiful. A deity, I really can’t explain it. She or it or whatever it was told me it was gonna be okay. When opened my eyes there was tears every where. She told me not to do it. She showed me why not to.

Fuck dude I need some DMT this shit is pilling me to close the the edge. I dont want to end it but I want the suffering to stop

dont do it faggot, not worth it

Find the connections and go get some.

Shit calmed me down and I haven’t thought about it since.

It'll be okay. Hang in there. Just keep in mind that what one person sees isn't what everyone is going to see, so don't get freaked out if it isn't what you expect.

But don't go doing anything bad, yo.

Just ask around for fentanyl

This. Just get some oxy 30s from some sketchy guy, chances are they’ll be laced with fentanyl.

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Yeah I want to only issue is I'm a pilot and if its in my piss I will be fucked, Im already commit a crimw by not report depression becuase we are looked at as being violent when it is litteraly the opposite of what studies say. But fuck us becuase its easy

please don't go through with it beside your parents being utterly devastated by you dying people close to you will be devastated as well. Try to see a therapist if needed or just talk to others about how you feel and DON'T HOLD BACK so that can understand why you feel a certain way and try to help you.

Look around for stuff like it

This is a stupid thread my parents want me to commit suicide so they can claim the insurance money - the main reason I’m still alive is to spite them