Ylyl
Post 'em and make me giggle so hard I squirt
Ylyl
Owen Perez
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Lincoln Torres
Hunter Adams
What else are you going to do? Sit at your mom's computer and masturbate to boi pucci?
Jaxon Russell
>when chad says gamers can't rise up
Easton Ortiz
Evan Sanders
Kevin Sanchez
I hate to derail, but you've gotta help me, guys. I can't make a regular post because doing so from my nearest mobile tower is blocked.
My parents made me attend a "musical event" that neither I nor my father wanted to attend on the grounds that "I wouldn't know if I would enjoy it if I didn't try" and that I should support my mother as she enjoys herself.
We live in buttfuck-nowhere, but this place is in NOWHERE buttfuck-nowhere.
As soon as we rolled up I realized what this place is; a place for all the rednecks out here to drink "socially", confirmed by the fact that the entire crowd is 35+ and their 12 and under kids.
Please just kill me.
Oliver Lee
Be thankful you get to spend time with your parents you underage faggot.
Nolan Mitchell
I'm 19, brother. I spent the entire day at the drag strip with my father, and I spend plenty of time with them. My social life is fine, but for some reason my mother thinks I'm some antisocial faggot.
Jose Carter
Do drugz
Adrian Myers
No drugs, just booze, and I don't like drinking.
Nolan Robinson
that moment when you are smoking pot and realize you were already fucking retarded.
Luis Gonzalez
>19
Then they didn't make you do anything, bitchnigger, you chose to do it
Zachary Murphy
It was do it once or get pestered about it every saturday night until I finish college and get out of their house.
Landon Cox
Ow shit I know that place
They're just psychologically scarred people. People who've gone trough shit that traumatised them or have gotten their brain damaged.
They're just a bunch of hippies, they kinda only use reliable, old stuff because for them even getting a simple thing done is a struggle.
So yes, to a normal person they're fucking boring rednecks. And yes, they look old, but for a lot of them that's just a pretty bad drug addiction. Any of their daughters that are older than 12 are going to avoid their braindead dad at all costs in the long run.
Try to talk to them about religion, you'll notice they're very shallow.
Nicholas Hughes
Right. So you chose.
Zachary Price
Why don't you ever see black school shooters?
Xavier Lewis
timestamp before we give you advice nerd.
Juan Allen
I FUCKING KNOW, MAN! They're all raging liberal atheists that look like rednecks! It's a women's night and I can't talk to any of them without a trigger-fest!
Hunter Moore
Grayson Robinson
Because they can't afford that shit
Ethan Richardson
>replying to bait.
why tho
Tyler Rivera
So trigger them for fun
Quite being such a whiny dumb bitch
Isaac Cox
You must be pretty fucking terrible with people dude
Seriously, hear them out. Don't try to reason with people with brain damage. They can't help it.
But if you're triggering them you're really doing something wrong.
John Cox
lol u guise r so gey
Henry Wright
Because that's what it's for you fucking dipshit.
Austin Williams
well. damn. yr right.
Wyatt Miller
Gabriel Evans
Why do black people have souls? So they can go to hell when they rob people for drug money.
Alexander Ramirez
You're just a boring shitty person that isn't fun to be with.
You're lucky your family even tolorates your negative white ass, nigger.
Im black, i don't even have a dad lol. So fuck you. If i were in your shoes id live it the fuck up.
Jace Powell
Don't acknowledge that waste of sperm please.
Owen Jenkins
Because they would rather kill each other in the streets.
Lincoln Campbell
The guy posting selfies (paki's) is the result of a failed abortion and his mother was an ugly slut who died from her cunt infection, DON'T reply to him.
Aaron Howard
Nolan Flores
Samuel Nelson
Well, I made it out. A friend happened to be passing and I politely asked him to get me the fuck out. He was glad to.
Chase Ward
Lucky you. Sucks to have barely any public transportation in your country doesn't it?
Juan Gomez
You the man B/ro That is one of the best things that i have read on this fucking site.
.
.Also you are a nigger.
Adrian Sullivan
I hope he rapes you
Jaxson Roberts
School shooting require planning beforehand.
Aiden Wilson
'Murica has plenty of public transport if you don't live in rural Florida.
He didn't, but you have been witnessed.
Ryder Long
>He didn't
Yet
He knows where you live
I bet it happens tonight
Daniel Gomez
Then why the heck did you need someone to drive you?
Michael Garcia
BECAUSE I LIVE IN RURAL FLORIDA
Nah. He's 2/3 my size and he's a damn skeleton. I did tell him he's welcome to try, though.
William Hall
That looks fun as fuck you judgemental close-minded little fruitcake.
Just sit there staring at your phone all night, signaling to all others that you're not worth talking to or getting to know in any meaningful way.
I guess I lose this thread since I'm laughing at your life right now.
Elijah Nguyen
Hahaha
Sucks to be you!
Lucas Brooks
>hammer cocked
>no holster
The balls of this Joker guy
Noah Adams
Can't be that bad if I can make you laugh.
It's like being stuck in a field of cacti.
I COULD try my luck and get that fruit, but I'd rather my hand not be full of spines. Besides that, they all act like I belong at the fucking kid's table. My father didn't want to go either, and I had to leave him.
Sometimes, yeah.
Oliver Morales
>He's 2/3 my size and he's a damn skeleton
And? What do you expect, that he's gonna say 'Hey, prepare for rape time', square up, and have a wrestling match with you? Don't be a brainless lanklet, he can do something as simple as ambush you with a brick to the back of your head, duct tape you, and then tenderize your nasty nasty fuckmeat for the next six months until you die of ass infection
Michael Bell
Look, don't threaten me with a good time and all, but given that he's known where I live for the better half of seven years, been over here before, played video games, and slept over when we were younger, I highly doubt that anything like that will happen.
Luke Rivera
>they all act like I belong at the fucking kid's table
Can't fathom why. Least you could have done was keep your Dad company and commiserate together, now he's miserable AND his son ditched him to go swap sloppy gay blowjobs with his ride.
Parker Foster
paki triggered
Jack Watson
> tenderize your nasty nasty fuckmeat
Isaac Brown
I would've been glad to stay with my father if we could talk to eachother, but one slip-up in our conversation and that crowd will devour us and we'd never hear the end of it from my mom!
Jonathan Martinez
Most rapes happen from a family member or friend. Look it up. He has you exactly where he wants you. He's known, he's known all this time, and now your anus is prey to be pounced upon when it is most unsuspecting and vulnerable
Gavin Wood
lmao
Ryder Stewart
Tell you what. If this post gets dubs, I'm getting raped tonight. If not, I'll just fuck my ass alone.
Jordan Myers
There's like eight people there user, that's a pretty piss-poor excuse you used to justify you ditching him there.
I, and in all likelihood your father too, am disappointed in you. I could give two shits for your fat Mom's opinion and your Dad probably feels the same.
Isaac Miller
Jonathan Baker
Loser
Hudson Miller
Owen Jackson
I'd fuck that
Isaiah Hill
Because they dropped out in 3rd grade like the niggers they are.
Daniel Lewis
>shits
Nolan Jackson
There are atleast twenty more on either side of the frame, dude.
Just as a side note, my mother isn't fat. She's a 45 year old who looks like she's 60, missing most of her teeth, and can't put weight on. She's pretty much skeletal, except for her stomach, which is swollen with God-knows-what kind of cysts or cancer.
Pic related.
Noah Martin
Well, now you expected to be alone and unraped, so guess what~
Brayden Perry
grab $500 and head to the closest strip club, sooner or later one of the hookers will proposition you
you made me spit my drink
Jeremiah Allen
Ian Anderson
Caleb Collins
John Bailey
Daniel Murphy
Thomas Morales
Nicholas Williams
I could rent a escort all day for that
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Eli Wood
Sebastian Williams
Justin Robinson
to be fair, with that gun, he'd be more likely to shoot himself in the foot walking around.
Michael Miller
Ryan Carter
Carter Watson
Kayden Stewart
Brayden Flores
Lucas Peterson
Juan Hughes
Jordan Hughes
Still the gas leak between the cylinder and the forcing cone will shatter his nuts
Isaiah Rodriguez
We need to have a frank discussion about the botposting problems on Yea Forums.
Connor Bell
Alexander Lewis
Jaxon Hall
Joshua Cruz
John Sullivan
Ian Phillips
Asher Butler
Jayden Wilson
Logan Cox
Jayden Sanchez
Oh shit, sup user.
Dothan user here.
James Hughes
Luis Gonzalez
Kevin Barnes
Joseph Reyes
kek
James Lee
Grayson Rivera
Andrew Russell
Angel Williams
Evan Brooks
John Powell
Angel Reyes
Not much. Laying around at home wishing I had gone out with friends instead of that shitshow. Thinking about playing Overwatch or GMod after I work out.
Elijah Wilson
Isaiah Bailey
Mason Brown
Lincoln Stewart
ok
Brody White
Easton Cooper
Jonathan Nguyen
Friends are always the better choice. Enjoy OW, I got burnt out on it right before Ashe released. Haven't played a shooter until Division 2 dropped. Shit's legit.
Oliver Morgan
He is still wearing a diaper.
Samuel Gutierrez
Joshua Long
Alexander Bell
Tyler Jones
roll
Xavier Hernandez
Christopher Hughes
Juan Martin
Logan Gomez
Instantly lost.
Brody Barnes
Elijah Davis
So if they are avoiding their dad at the music festival out in the forest in bumfuck nowhere, can we fug em?
Nathaniel Rogers
Rolando
Oliver Edwards
Chase Lee
took me a while but still lost
Parker Gomez
Joseph Garcia
I'm not stopping you, the police isn't checking there...
Alexander James
Jordan Peterson
Adam Roberts
Nicholas Moore
Michael Fisher
>Im black, i don't even have a dad
Now THERE'S a surprise.
Aiden Davis
Christian Powell
Grayson Morgan
Adam Brooks
i got penetration u liek. and free lead slugs. u want?
Angel Barnes
Robert Jones
Jose Thompson
Benjamin Martinez
Dylan Watson
Adam Lee
fuckin lost
Alexander Johnson
Luke Robinson
Julian Mitchell
Angel Wilson
Sebastian Brown
Nathaniel Morales
Fuckin lost man
Colton Green
I hate the format of these macros, but it's hard to be a man and love suckers. I relate.
Justin Sanchez
Julian Collins
William Peterson
Roolllllll
Evan Hughes
lovely
Luke Hall
Oliver Harris
Carson Rodriguez
Brody Peterson
rollerino
Isaac Davis
Benjamin Young
seeing this made me forget what thread i was in. i laughed so hard i fell into a 5 minute coma
Bentley Moore
Cooper Flores
Jace Carter
Nicholas Powell
Gabriel Morales
Colton White
accurate
Noah Perry
Xavier Johnson
Henry Morris
Jason Long
Oliver Rodriguez
Lincoln Johnson
not op, but in 2013 i was in college and now I'm a doctor but I still come here when I wanna kill some time
Jackson Evans
Owen Edwards
Asher Gomez
Jordan Reed
Jace Allen
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Charles Torres
Grayson Jenkins
Jonathan Wright
Jason Thomas
Jace Hill
Blake Hernandez
Blake Taylor
Landon Nguyen
Evan Allen
Wyatt Hughes
>not pussy tea
Lmao'ing at your life
Logan Sanders
Matthew Martin
Chase Foster
Brody Jones
John Sanders
Nolan Hernandez
Christopher Garcia
OP's picture bugs me. I know Texans, hillbillies, rednecks and hicks. "Tarnation" is Texan speak, not hillbilly. It's like calling a Spaniard a wetback, that's Mexicans. Learn your goddamn stereotypes.
Landon Reed
got me, but dont be too proud, im a little high
Jace Jackson
Jose Ward
Connor Garcia
sneak off with one of the cuteSt 12 yo and play doctor with them. You'll thank me later.
Colton Lee
Josiah Scott
Got me
Carter Brown
Michael Murphy
Ryder Powell
Angel Walker
Kayden Turner
Ian Phillips
That's fucked.
Owen Roberts
wut
Parker Scott
Charles Bell
Brody Collins
dont think they have health class in hogwarts, but theres definitely some rauchy shit happening there, maybe JK rowling will make it canon
Jaxon Peterson
Austin Rodriguez
Samuel Sanders
Rellin
Josiah Davis
Alexander Cruz
Mason Adams
Asher Baker
roll
Chase Harris
Tyler Mitchell
that disabled elderly pregnant child is wanted for warcrimes in bosnia
Charles Clark
Matthew Brown
Nathan Morris
Jackson Scott
Michael Sullivan
Lucas Foster
James Morales
Its correct
John Bennett
can relate
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Harris
Aiden Roberts
meth?
Connor Edwards
don't ever buy weed from random strangers, shit's stained
Ryan Evans
Mason Phillips
C'mon Kujeet...
Grayson White
Sebastian Adams
R o l l
Liam Rivera
fucking got me
Austin Sanders
haha totally
Jordan Long
Well, I reached the image limit. Everyday it gets harder and harder to add images to my Yea Forums folder because Yea Forums is now 95% porn and ylyl always full of fucking ray pist, I hope I got at least a chuckle or a smirk outta you
Easton James
Dat teacher... wouldbang/10
Colton Hughes
Damn grew up in PC myself and know all about these kind of things. Luckily got out and never came back after 2002.
Jackson Johnson
God thats really bad this guys going to get skin cancer
Zachary Davis
Aids
Austin Flores
rolling for pajeet
Joshua Lewis
Tyler Jones
Rode
Kayden Nguyen
Nah Nigga you gay
William Mitchell
Must be nice. I'm stuck here until I finish up at Gulf Coast.
Owen Robinson
>roll
Gavin Flores
Rolling in the deep
Ayden Hill
Bentley James
111
Noah White
Roooooolllllllll
Aiden Ross
Yup got my AA degree before going to FSU to finish and never looked back. It’s way worse there since the hurricane.
Ryder Gomez
Rolling for abkesh
Isaiah Turner
k
Bentley Ward
Fuck it.
Thomas Davis
thank you, the thread was great and I laughed way more than I expected
Anthony Rodriguez
rollll
Landon Ross
Where is the niece version with male stripper
Isaiah Lopez
What do you practice?
Ian Powell
>black
>school
Colton Lee
Love you, Beet.
Juan Fisher
Fuck. Can't believe I lost. Happy about it though.
Christopher Davis
Plz 09
Wyatt Collins
well shit, professor wants me to use that shitty php library
Daniel Kelly
rollin' for Panil
Cooper Lopez
>galaxy s3
old meme is old
Leo Wood
>this triggers the normie
Jack Kelly
szhh
David Campbell
rollin
Benjamin Walker
Then stop complaining
Jayden Garcia
source?
Kayden Martin
skeet
Grayson Perry
How are you guys all just generalizing an entire crowd? Are you all really struggling to understand the world so hard you just assign labels to everyone and everything so you can judge shit and feel good about thinking you know better. Go fuck yourself
Jaxon Nguyen
rolling
Hudson Richardson
she looks like she was a hottie white trash in her teens
Brody Green
Dude
'troll', 'sarcasm'
Google it
Charles Moore
Yeah, now she's just old white trash.
Blake Carter
roll
Ayden Sullivan
Rolling
Tyler Jones
So crose.
Robert Reyes
Roll
Chase Martin
That is literally what language is you fuck. Making new sounds to categorize stuff so we can feel smart about knowing stuff.
Nolan Edwards
These sketch artists act like fucking 9 year olds
I guess that's why they 'sketch' for a living
Luke Murphy
Hudson Hernandez
they're a nuclear superpower, tho
Ryder Nguyen
give it ere Malfoy
Benjamin Cook
roll
Daniel Green
right?
Cooper Perry
Bringo
Hudson Stewart
Got me
David Roberts
Hmm
Nolan Martin
Rollantando
Hunter Hall
Fuck you
Kevin Peterson
Weak bait, just have your fun and leave
Juan Thompson
Wow poor snowflake. I wish you were swallowed by your whore mom instead of getting and extra 5 bucks to let a customer creampie her
Liam Ross
Right
You're still fucking garbage
Sebastian Johnson
take about 90 percent off there Squirrely Dan
Zachary Price
Lost
Charles Powell
Stop fucking reposting shit
Jackson Green
Dangit Bobby! Read a book in the traditional manner. Shortcuts don't build character!
Isaiah Fisher
discord
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