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Let's play a game Yea Forums

You have to buy only three items to make the cashier remember you. I'll start.

>Condoms
>Lube
>Zootopia DVD

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>milk
>bread
>peanut butter

Fucking sadfag.

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>AR-15
>Ammo
>Large stuffed bear

tennis balls, packs of matches, lighter

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> a box of tampons
> a lawn mower
> a weed wacker

maddy mcann documentary
rope
tape

bleach
funnel
condom

most everything is memorable with lube or condoms

sleeping pills
condoms
tequila

I almost lost hope for this community after the first post. My hope for Yea Forums is restored.

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Biggest wooden cross they have
Lighter
Racist book

Baby food
Vaseline
Cucumber

$20 gift card
AA batteries
Almond M&M

Red armband
Razor
Mein Kampf

Pregnancy test
Wire coathanger
Vodka

Plan b
Ky
Cheetos

yes

Rope, self help book, industrial sized jar of mayonnaise

MAGA hat

razors
sleeping pills
bottle of wine

55 gallon barrel
Many, many barrels of Mountain Dew
Insulin injection

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Logan Paul poster
Book about parental disappointment
Rope
Nice dubs
Thanks for the bottle of Gas Juice

Book about Atheism
Fedora
Mountain Dew

Baby powder
Desitin
Adult diapers

razor blades stuffed animal and a highschool musical dvd

Latest kids animal movie

Enema

Caustic cleaner

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duct tape
mask
dvd of shrek

okay i loled hard

>Bleach
>Ammonia fertilizer
>Lube

Replace the dew with a my little pony box set and you have a winner.

Buy a fuckton of weed
Come back around thirty minutes later, then buy a Danzig album and a metal detector wand.

FUCK how did I not think of that

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Shops are selling posters of Logan Paul?

Ramens
pepsi
cheetos

Yes

eggs
milk
bread
>I'm making french toast

shit, well clearly i'm fucking retarded.

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Jake Paul, too.

Im so glad we dont sell this in Canada

Pipe
Bottle of vodka
Silly putty
Leave the book on home enemas next to the checkout

(OP)
>rope
>stool
>shrek 2 dvd

Peanuts
Butter
Blender

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...

Toaster
Bath plug
Knife

Give this genius a Nobel Prize

shoepolish, al jolson's greatest hits CD, top hat

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Donuts
Donut holes
Glue

two bottles of lube and some really strong glue

cantaloupe
condoms
electric toothbrush

Way to go.

the biggest cucumber i can find a bottle of lube and a gun

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>bottle of OJ
>tea
>severed hand taped to a fresh cod

Lube
Flavor condoms
A colour book of Dora the explorer

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Bananas, Bananas and a third amount of Bananas.

condoms n lube an you're mum ! xD

Kek

>pregnancy test
>coathanger
>nailpolish

>>>>nailpolish remover

lingerie
full-body mirror
chocolate syrup

(I'm a big hairy fat guy)

>Hummus
>Pita
>Coffee

>5lb bag potatoes
>laxatives
>toilet paper

Lamp oil
Small plastic soldiers
Coconut

Actually did this when i was 15 or so.

Axe
Lye
Bin liners

3 banannas

Watermelons
A sledgehammer
Makeup

>4"x4"x8' lumber
>largest bottle of lube
>a ladder

>paper plates
>dish soap
>shovel

>candy
>duct tape
>pink child sized underwear

and I would ask for the directions to the nearest school/playground

Baby doll
Knife
Lube

Hacksaw
Plastic Tarp
Ping Pong Balls

>butcher knife
>>baby shoes
>>>lube

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youtu.be/gyUtZ9jNwJw

>hack saw
>sewing kit
>a single shoe

Can we have a post that doesn't involve knives, lube or childrens toys?

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No

>coveralls with hood
>shovel
>snorkle

Morphine?? Where exactly do you plan on picking up up

>laxatives
>large funne
>gallon jug

Burner phone
Bag of flour
Small sandwich bags

Baby food
Lye
Bleach

> dry ice
> trash bags
> bleach

still remember 10 years later

Sup fellow oldfag

Super unoriginal guys. Come on anons, be better than this.

Gallagher?! You aren't dead?!

Gun
Ski mask
Gloves

North Korea flag
My little pony DVD box set
Video camera

MAGA hat
Rope
Bleach

Pet hamster
Large hose
Toenail clippers

Dog training book
Peanut butter
Extenze penis pills

Ah yes. A fellow Nigerian I see.

Kek

Kek

Kek

Kek

Hamster
Tube
Toenail clippers

>hamster
>sock
>garbagebag

Pregnancy test
Shovel
Trash bags

try harder

>lube
>sausage
>gummy vitamins

>chainsaw
>meat grinder
>sausage casings

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I had to do this with an ex gf hamster. It was dying of some xhamster cancer.

youtube.com/watch?v=KVZqm-xk81I

>Adult diapers
>Rope
>Duct tape

Butt plug
Super glue
strong laxative

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Only oldfags will get this.
I approve.

Kek

Ethanol
Duct tape
Sleeping pills

>mentos
>diet coke
>lube

A lighter
A spoon
Cookie Dough

Duct tape
Axe
Industrial acid

When I worked in the service industry I once had a middle aged guy buy some beer, a cutesy pink stuffed animal, and a pack of condoms. As I rang him up I blurted out
>on your way to have a seat, I see
and he just kinda smiled and nodded, probably because he couldn't understand what I had said to him since I'd had a heavy Irish accent at the time (worked on making myself more understandable - out of necessity, really).

Still gave me a hearty chuckle, let me tell ya. Time and again I think about some of the people I rang up and wonder at how many heroes and villains I got a momentary glimpse into.

we're all thinking Chris Hansen, but maybe the dude was just trying to win over and fuck his wife

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can of beans
large funnel
anal lube

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Lotion
First season of icarly on DVD
Little girl panties

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maga hat
rope
Empire DVD

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Pipe end cap×2
Pipe
Super glue

.

As if I care what a register jockey thinks about anything.

Pregnancy test
Coathanger
Cheetos

You could be making bread pudding instead

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>Gefilte fish
>Scrapple
>Clam Juice

you cant buy the matrix..

Creatine
Steel toe boots
Matching lingerie

>ski mask
>rope
>maga hat

> Long coat
> colorful sugar sprinkles
> Frosting

>Condoms
>Candy
>Spraypaint

>Lube
>milk bones
>shovel

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>hope for b

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rope
toaster
bathtub plug

>Large bottle of vinegar
>Enema bag
>Duct tape

Black slave, bull whip, and moonshine

>a bowl
>M&MS
>Skittles

Hacksaw
Garbage bags
Cement block

>Pressure cooker
>Nails
>kid's backpack

>I'm a big hairy fat guy
We know

>Helium
>CPAP Mask
>Duct Tape

>Mouse Trap board game
>Mice
>Mein Kampf

>superglue
>pigs feet
>doll

A cucumber, a copy of "Frozen" on DVD and a leash.

Assuming it’s Walma or some other large department store
>5 gallon gas can
>18.9271 liter petrol can for britbong/ kangaroo fuckers

>road flares

>10 boxes of sleeping pills

Walmart*

earth worms
condom
lube

>condoms
>Vaseline
>tendies

all the speedway gas stations in my area have a quarter machine in the mens bathroom. Items sold include Condoms, Cologne, and Pokemon figurines. That's all it sells

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>condoms
>Cologne
>Gummy bears

>mein kampf
>helium
>coapmask
>slave
>pvc
>anal lube
>industrial acid
>pure ethanol
>but plug
>NK flag
>dry ice
4x4
>severed hand
>
>weed
>metal detector
>55 gallon drum
>mein kampf
>
>racist book
>MORPHINE

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adult diapers

lube

super glue

I did this once. Was forever remembered as 'the doughnut hole guy'.

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pic very related

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cough syrup
sprite
cups

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Come back to bed slag

Lube
A melon
Lube