What happened to her?
What happened to her?
Jayden Moore
Cooper Thompson
At this point I don't really give a fuck.
Daniel Thompson
Probably abducted
Jose Martin
Raped and heroed, probly the hands of NXIVM
Kevin Murphy
Parents didn't want her, either abandoned or killed her or paid someone to take her, and made bank off of it.
Jackson Jones
Surgeon daddy lost his shit at her. He prolly killed her, then dismembered her and disposed of the body.
Xavier Cook
Donald Trump ate her
Gavin Roberts
I thought she changed her name to Katy Perry
Jonathan Cox
Hudson Murphy
Ha!
HA!
It’s funny because you don’t have a daughter.
Aaron Rogers
What do you armchair sleuths base this retarded assumption on? Ignorance?
Landon Davis
And it's not funny to you because you killed yours?
Andrew Hernandez
It’s not funny because : humor
Benjamin Gomez
It is funny because : Dark Humor
Kill yourself before you try to define what is or is not funny for other people, bitch.
Brody Watson
they drugged her so they could go to the pool party and she died. Dumped her at sea.
Aaron Sanchez
I actually do not know the story behind this, what happened?
Lincoln James
what a shame, she was so hot
Benjamin Walker
look up "madeleine mccann"
John Kelly
I live in the next village along to where her parents live, and where Maddie lived before she went to Portugal. AMA.
Alexander Flores
>madeleine mccann
oof, thanks user
Benjamin Jones
Parents killed her, they overacted ridiculously for years in the press, unfortunately not enough evidence against them.
Gabriel Reed
Luis Hill
so she is dead, right? she has to be
Leo Sullivan
Parents definitely fucking sodomised and buried her somewhere
Caleb Davis
parents wanted some extra cash, sold her to someone who wanted a young sex slave. staged the whole disappearance to make it look like they're not involved
Ian Lee
Parents were molesting her, thought she was going to tell someone, so they killed her and covered it up.
Jackson Barnes
Liam Stewart
The greatest game of hide and seek joshua
Henry Jones
Someone's probably taking her to pound town as we type
Hunter Powell
It was a pedo ring thing, a friend of theirs raped the child and took it to far and killed the kid. The dad buried the body.
Owen Ward
Honestly, it's not really that much of a mystery. Praia da Luz, the town near the resort where they were staying, was a shithole known for crime. Muggings, break-ins, drugs. It was so dangerous staff at the resort were told to never go into town on their own. There had been plenty of burglaries in the weeks leading up to Madeleine's disappearance.
Real life isn't a murder mystery novel. I don't know why, but people always seem to get fixated on working out which of the people already connected to the case did it, like the parents. As if the killer revealed in Act 3 always has to be one of the people introduced to us in act 1. Or people go off on a weird tangent and start talking about cults and secret signs as if it's the fucking da Vinci Code.
I would bet good money Madeleine McCann was killed by some scuzzbag junkie nobody's ever heard of before. He broke in looking for shit to steal, panicked when he ran into Madeleine, and strangled her or something. Then he threw her body in the sea or buried it.
Wyatt Miller
Bag of bones at the bottom of the sea
Benjamin Carter
Died of death.
Brandon Rodriguez
Julian Rogers
YOU THINK YA HOT SHIT DONTCHA
Nathaniel Sullivan
Occam’s Razor
Blake Long
Cleric was afk, she ran out of health.
Ryan Moore
precisely.
There's nothing special about Madeleine McCann's death. But people have an innate tendency to conflate being famous with being special. And since the case is famous, people naturally start looking for special circumstances. But really, the only reason this case is famous is because she's a cute little blonde white girl.