What does having a family feel like?

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This.

Step dad here. I literally have a panick attack because I'm sick of my bitch of a wife being too much of a pussy to stop spoiling her daughter, and so she walks all over her and treats her mom like shit, leading to fights when I just wanna come home and play some god damn vidya.

Like you're suffocating because you are.
Always someone pulling on you.
People want marriage to be a Hallmark Holiday Special. It ain't...

>What's not pictured here
3 hours of trying to get he fucking kids out the door.

2 hours of shitty car ride with kids wanting to listen to garbage like Billie eyelash and Card E-Bee
2 hours of set up, with the kids fucking around on their phone instead of setting shit up like you asked them to 3 times already
45 minutes of arguing
Half an hour of them bitching about the cold an mosquito bites
Finally after the little shits calm down, you get a chance for about 20 minutes of relaxing by the fire when pic happens.

Go to bed, but wife doesn't wanna fuck because the kids are right in the next tent.

Wake up, listen ot bitching about hungry, and nothing good to eat, even though you stopped by the store and let them pick the food they wanted,

Finally get them to eat.

Go home.

Feel like you need a vacation from your day off.

Swear to never do it again.

Wife gives you great sex for putting up with all the bullshit though. So you some how get convinced to do it all again in 2 months.

Worth?

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Imagine lubing up one of those round concrete barriers (bollards) in front of a store. One like in my picture.

Then imagine sitting on it so that it starts to spread your asshole.

At first it feels kinda good. Like taking a huge shit. Then the pain starts. Your asshole starts to tear open as it goes deeper and deeper. You scream as it ravages your insides, mercilessly penetrating. Eventually, the pillar worms its way inside you all the way through your abdomen to your heart. Killing you as you writhe in pain.

That about sums it up.

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Have you ever gotten a paper cut?

Like right next to your cuticle, so there's always this shitty little flap that keeps getting caught on shit so that it takes forever to heal right?

It's like that, but every day.

Getting one of those every single day.

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Being a social worker

This.

And by the time you realize you've made a terrible mistake, it's far too late to do anything about it or go back.

Gravity has taken its hold, and you know what's coming and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

It’s all feels, all the time

Kill. Yourself.

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Fuck camping with the wife and kids. Hotel's with indoor pools and a separate room for the brats only.

This is pretty much what I would imagine

Family Guy stuff sounds miserable as hell and not even remotely worth it

user. Talk to your wife like adult people and work it out. You could also an hero.

underrated

Kys cuck boi

Gayest analogy eva

Baawww, not only were you stupid enough to marry a woman, you were wildly retarded and cucked enough to take up the burden of the spawn of her fucking someone else. Poor you

You 100% deserve it, shouldn't have chosen to be such a dumb bitch

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Did that. We were on the same page. Then she said I was "Nit picking" her daughter. So she wants to be the discipliner, and me be the fun dad.

She was saying she didn't care about her grades anymore. I told her if she fails, we won't go to six flags this year.

Yeah, I'm a fucking nag.

Glad I could help, user.

Enjoy that non-fam life as long as you can.

You'll get bored eventually and want to go that route. But you're male, and can start that whenever. We don't have the same crazy biological clock females do.

stop whinging and be god damn man user

either accept your bitch role or slowly and assertively change it

Like an albatross around my neck, sapping all my energy, free time and happiness. 45 yo father here.

>You'll get bored eventually and want to go that route

I really don't think so, or at least I hope some biological part of me doesn't go crazy and dement me into it. I have no interest in any kind of committed relationship, much less all that awfulness, and I fucking loathe children, so I think I can do it. I hope

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Hmm

2 teenage kids, both smart, funny and actually really nice people. Feeling sick today so daughter baked me a cake. Son is out with his blonde big tits gf.

Proud dad moment.

Sex with the wife 4-5 times a week.

Just chill and don't freak about getting a family, user.

how about you search internet and learn to resolve such situations like an adult, threats are not very fruitful

Kek

You should be good to go then.

Enjnoy your freedom.

Also, make sure you save save save your money. You're going to be completely self reliant, so you'll have to pay people when you're old and decrepit to take care of you.

Well worth it, just plan acordingly, and you'll lead a happy fulfilling life.

Enjoy

like a salty milk

I would say enjoy your lonely loveless life until you become old and bitter and have absolutely nobody

Mind that having family doesn't guarantee you won't have to pay caretakers for wiping your old wrinkled ass.

Fuck off, other user just isn't threatening haed enough.

Six flags is gay anyway. Sit by her bedside all night and when she wakes up you'll be there sharpening a knife. Reminisce about good grades for awhile, then slowly cut your off hand as you detail the dissapointment you have over bad grades.
Either stare into her eyes the whole time (creapier if you stare at the spot between the eyebrows, they feel like your looking in their soul), or don't look at her at all as if nothing is about her anyway.

Not threats, just trying to teach her consequences.

Her mother manages to undo most of that though, and I work 50 - 60 hours a week so there's only so much damage control I can do.

Most of the time now, the daughter stays home from school "sick" and the wife is unemployed and probably needs therapy.

Only so much I can do with the time I'm given. I get home, have about 2 hours that gets divided between make up work, talking the wife through her struggles, and then if I'm lucky a half hour of free time before I need to go to sleep so i can wake up and do it all again the next day.

Her mother is too much of a pussy to even take her daughter's phone away if she gets snappy and disrespectful.

Maybe you've found something different on google than I have, but I'm fighting an uphill battle here, user.

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Don't fool yourself

There'll be people around you, because you pay/paid their bills and they want the rest of your money, but you will still be loveless and lonely

Best advice I've got all day.

Appreciate you, user.

He's setting you up, user. Maybe shit like this took place in the 1950s, not now. The pipe and slippers routine is long gone.

why the fuck would you sleep with a little girl like morning wood isn't a thing? i wouldn't sleep with anything i didn't want to fuck because boners

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GOD DAMN POETRY HERE. I don't know if it's because i'm high or what but, OH GOD MY SIDES

4-5 times after having teen kids? impressive

In 12 years we'll all be dead!!!

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kek. very underated post

migrants crossing the border

That's a tough situation.

Have you asked your daughter why she doesn't want to go to school?

Is she being bullied, perhaps?

I myself dropped out in 9th grade, but now I am pretty successful as a network engineer so don't fully despair if she is ditching school

I wish my parents had asked why I was missing school at that age is why I ask. They never did. They just put me in a home.

And forgot about me.

I haven't seen them since my boyfriend let me stay with him almost 10 years ago.

Sandra has 2 niggers

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Been married for over a decade with one child. It has its up and downs thats for sure. Communication is key and children definitely put a strain on a relationship, don't ever think kids will save a troubled relationship. They'll just fuck it up worse and worst case you'll be fucking the kids up too. If I could do it over I'd still do it again. They keep me centered and knowing I am responsible for them keeps me focused on larger goals and keeps my temper in check.

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FUCK OFF of Yea Forums

>Boyfriend

FAGGOT

She says she has migraines in the morning.

She's not getting to sleep until like 1 or 3 in the morning though.

She's missed around 60 days of school all told at this point.

We are taking her to a specialist soon. She's not even trying to push through the day at school though. We've told her she can come home early, but she just has to try.

She didn't go a single day this week. She slept all through school hours, then was on skype/discord with her online friends for most of the day not even working on her make up work.

What the fuck asshole! You didn't link my 2 contributions! FUCK YOU !!!

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Its not like this, but its okay.

And now it's too late. My dad died from leukemia 2 years ago and my mom has Alzheimer’s. She doesn't even know who I am. I have nothing from the family I was born from.

NOTHING.

If there is something you can say to your daughter. Anything at all to explain that you are here for her and that you don't expect anything from her, but that you just what to listen. PLEASEPLEASE at least just tell her you are there to listen

youtu.be/FQLElTVQ_bI

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Also, thanks for the thoughtful reply. Sorry you went through that shit.

We've taken her to Therapy because she was dealing with bad anxieties for a while. We stopped the therapy when she said she was doing better and didn't need it any more.

That's rough brother. I'm married no kids. 40 now. Not sure if I made the right choice

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PROTIP: yer ghey

by the time you get old enough for kids, morning wood isn't much of a thing any more.

Thanks. 30 here with the one stepdaughter. Also married.

Also not sure if I made the right choice haha!

wtf, just take the phone away, she obviously has internet addiction and if your gf/wife whatever starts something, give her some slapping for yapping and tell her you'll leave her if she doesn't start behaving alike an adult

I would not want to go to school theses days either, it's all leftist propaganda teaching. That's probably why she's depressed and would rather stay in bed

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She is a fuck up and working you. That shit would have never flown with me

That's kinda awesome In a I've fallen off of a cliff so I'm flapping my arms really hard to try and land softly enough so I don't die, kinda way.

A silly looking man in makeup is reading to and entertaining children. WHAT A MONSTeR!!!!

>leftist propaganda

everything is a conspiracy!!! You are the chosen one user!!! You see through the bullshit! A man wearing makeup and cloth cut in shapes differently than the shape of cloth you wear is clearly the down fall of society!!!

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If it's a nigger kid, you did not.
Still, you could make your porn dreams come true and play the stepdady and fuck her.

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She's safer home. Fuck school.

Like warm apple pie.

More hilarious than you know.

She's pretty centrist right now. We laugh about outrage culture and far left bullshit. Nice bonding moments.

She also says she's asexual. She's 14, she doesn't know wtf she even wants for dinner, good luck knowing something so intense with herself.

She also has a far right government teacher, but he's an NPC sadly. reading some of his assignments is like listening to Glenn beck wen he went off the rails. So she gets a pretty decent dosage of crazy from all sides.

Wouldn't mind just getting her home-schooled, but she definitely does better when she has meat-space interaction.

because i remember when a lumberjack came to my school and taught me to be straight! Thank god he got to me before the liberal gay conspiracy agenda because you can definitely "teach" someone what they find sexually attractive.

Don't participate if you just want to pump uninformed shit. You don't haves family

they are not clowns you moron
There is nothing to 'see through' it's blatant

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Might be the advise I act on.

Verbal slap, though. Not the domestic abuse kind.

Institute sick-day policy of no electronics during a sick day so she can focus on healing. "Bright screens could make your migraine flare up again and you'll miss more school tomorrow! Better lay off those for a while, kiddo."

Hey fuck nut, let's for the sake of argument put an isis jihadist there with a suicide vest on telling kids about the glory of the after life and the 72 virgins. Biggest problem with you people is nothing is anything unless you say it is. But it's my kid and I get to say what they're exposed to.

Can be fun and stressful, you can be a poorfag and have loads of fun with nothing but yourselves.

Love commitment and responsibility.
And if you raise your kids right you feel proud and accomplished

Super-federal-prison-jail aint worth it.

Thanks for the advice though.

Very white step daughter. A little nigglet may not've been so bad. At least she'd have respect slapped into her mouth by now.

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Does anyone actually know who this is?
Quite like redheads ...

oh shut up you stupid motherfucker
damn you're dumb

Shit, I thought is was Kari Byron, but I guess not... Is she one of those youtubes?

Like critical role or something? Fuck she's familiar as hell!

WAIT! Is that Brooke Lawson?...

Aka Dodger from presshearttocontinue o youtube and twitch?

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the desperation in your post is hitting home so hard right now.

I don't really have a point. I just wanted you to know that I understand because my situation is almost identical.

Missed my parents and hated them at the same time.

Didn't talk to them for years.

Now they are gone.

Sometimes I feel relieved and sometimes I feel so heartbroken that I think I could die. I've spent many nights crying myself to sleep. I am so sorry that you have to deal with that too.

what makes u feel unsure?
Your wife or no kid?

Dad who regrets having children here. AMA.

This. Nigglets are usually well behaved. When they're older they tend to become sex maniacs.

i think everyone here complaining is just bad at parenting.

it actually is amazing. sometimes its stressfull but i dont regret it.

and anons not having sex anymore u just have to wrong women.

we have 2 kids, in our 30's and having sex 3-5 times a week

oh man i want that soo much...
I'll probobly never get it cuz i'm ugly and fat weaboo, but god damn a guy can dream...

Having kids is the best, having a wife is the worst

How much did you contribute to raising them?

You can have that dram user, you going to need to lower your standards.
She doesn't need to be like you either.
Hell you can find a single mom and play dad for a bit and ditch if shit gets too much.
Rent a family Lol

Most of it. Their mom left after the third one was born.

>salty milk
Take a seat?

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mate i'd go out with a rock if it showed the slightest interest in me.
i've never even been on a date, have no clue how to meet, interract or attract women, and i'm slowly closing in on becoming a wizard.
I've even tried loads of dating apps, but nobody replies even after liking me.

Sounds like you need to change that and only you can change.
I'm a weeabo I'm starting to get fat myself with all the drinking, my gf is not really a super attractive either and she too is a weeabo.

it makes me feel good that you don't know what it feels like.

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