You favourite sexual experience?

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Where's the best place to find women that will let me worship there feet?

She's 45 I see her 2 times a week
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My gf is 25 I play with her feet 2 or 3 times a week. Not posting pics because of a unique tattoo she has.

It's still not enough surely there's a place to meet these women

>well into 30s with no vangene
>find a QT hooker on backpage
>make a few calls and she agrees to come over
>go down on her for a few because I was nervous about my size
>she maneuvers on top of me into 69 and unzips
>gets really quiet for 30 seconds and uses to fingers to start stroking and licks it
>asks why it's not getting any bigger
>no idea what to say so I just keep licking her
>she asks "is this a joke?" and then starts laughing at it
>she says "at least you can eat pussy" and has an orgasm on my face as I'm crying
>she finally realizes I'm crying and starts apologizing
>I tell her to just leave and she gives me the money back and again apologizes

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Has ex over one time, started making out on the couch. Progessed to getting each other naked. Every other time we'd used a condom during sex, but in the heat of the moment I just put it in raw and it was the best feeling sex the both of us had had at that point

This may not sound very sepcial, but anyhowe:
>Ex gf (tomboy, very important detail) on top
>i'm not gonna cume, tells her
>she continues grinding anyway
>i feel it coming....
>wtf.rar
>cumein'g harder than ever, like srsly
>we both in slight shock

Hory fuk i must be tired, can't even spell "special" atm...

>mr girlfriend

op is a faggot

How do I even start a convo that leads to this with my elderly neighbor

That's amazing

What the fuck lol.
If pic related is you I would petition for a phalloplasty ASAP. If they'll give a mentally ill chick a fake dick surely they can do something to help you out.

Favorite sexual experience would be when I took my highschool girlfriend to a playground by my school and she let creampie her ass with just using spit as lube. She's a dirty girl.

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>>gives me the money back

I find that hard to believe. Can any anons who have dealt with prostitutes confirm if that's realistic?

More likely with an escort. If it's a streetwalker there's no way.

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Fuck me that's a sad dick

I was crying pretty hysterically..she probably thought I was going to kill her.

I've had it happen with a few where they gave some money back for one reason or another, if they were late or they fucked up something royally. But it's rare. I actually got into a car accident with one that I knew. She offered me five free hour sessions for not claiming it on her insurance since she had literally just gotten her car back from another accident she caused.

why would that be more likely with an escort?

Some escorts are relatively sane and sober. Streetwalkers are not.

any advice on how to find escorts?

It's kind of back to the wild west since they passed that law last year and shutdown backpage and a lot of review sites. Escortbabylon, escortindex are decent but filled with spam and fakes. Some will send pics to verify but sometimes will want you to do the same.

kek

Your local library.

Go to duckduckgo and search your city name and escorts. You'll see a bunch of options and be able to figure out which sites are worthwhile and which aren't.

>Mr. Girlfriend

You think just because they are old they are dead below the waste?

pretty much escortbabylon and adultlook

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Fucking government ruins everything. We had an amazing local review site in my area. Any escort that was worth a damn would post there often. All reviews were from legit people. They even had meetups a few times a year (never went to one as I thought that was kind of weird).

Seriously, it's ridiculous. That's awesome about that site. I know something similar happened to a big popular national board but I think it got bought by someone in another country which let it keep going.

Bleh feet

Yuck toes.

Tattooed trash.

Yuuuuck

Not experience, but fantasy

>Adult woman and young boy selected at random from somewhere on the planet.
>Boy is at the beginning stages of puberty and woman is completely developed and fertile age.
>Both of them are separately stripped naked, washed and groomed, then given full-body massage with oil.
>A small egg-shaped structure, just more than wide enough for 2 large adults lying parallel next to each other, and slightly more than high enough for 2 adults lying on top of each other, is prepared.
>internal walls are covered with very soft, fluffy pillow-like white padding, especially the floor, which is soft and thick like a nest.
>bottom end of "egg" is open and is covered by a loose flap of the same pillow padding inside, like a tent.
> very snug and comfy inside, like the inside of a womb.
> woman is brought to the egg/womb first and lies down inside of it flat on her back, arms straight by her sides.
> opens her legs and spreads her thighs slightly, exposing her genitals.
> Now the boy is brought to the egg and he crawls inside through the flap.
> Boy kneels in between the woman's legs, feeling very nervous.
> Lowers his chest and head onto her stomach and slowly slides himself forward along her body, stopping just at the point where his penis comes into contact with her vulva.
> He slides back and forth until his nerves calm down and arousal overtakes him.
> As soon as penis is erect, he slides forward all the way, effortlessly slotting himself into her vaginal entrance, with his head ending up resting just underneath or in between her breasts.
> Both of them shiver and gasp a little, and stay motionless for a few moments to adjust to the sensations.
> Boy's legs are stretched out behind him, relaxed and slightly bent at the knees, arms wrapped from underneath around woman's shoulders, or as far around her as he can reach.
> Woman raises her thighs to her stomach and crosses her legs around boy's waist.

> Then she begins moving her feet and legs up and down along the boy's lower half, stroking and sliding them from his waist all the way down to his ankles and back up.
> At the same time she puts her arms around him and begins caressing and stroking his back, waist, neck and head with her hands and fingers.
> She brings her head down close to his, and begins gently breathing through her nose into his neck/head, kissing his ears.
> Meanwhile boy begins grinding his hips around in small circular motions, kissing her breasts and stomach.
> As boy approaches the height of arousal he begins breathing more heavily.
> The warm feeling of general excitement in his body and the shivers of affection from the woman's touch gradually morph into distinct pangs of sweet pleasure in his groin, and the smooth grinding of his hips turns into sharper rhythmic thrusting as he tries to extract more sweetness from the warm folds of flesh inside his mate.
> In response woman brings her thighs up to her stomach again, allowing him to mine deeper, and locks her legs around his hips while wrapping her arms around his back, pressing his body into hers and holding him in place.
>Woman curls her spine forward slightly and begins gently rocking to and fro on her back, by contracting her stomach and gently thrusting her hips up, meeting the boy's thrusts from underneath. She breathes hard though her nose while humming and moaning softly into the boy's ears, neck and head.
> At the same time she begins doing Kegel contractions, slowly contracting and relaxing her pussy muscles around the poor boy's hard, defenceless dick.
> Boy spreads his hips as wide as possible to get as much leverage and force for his thrusts as he can, exposing his now occasionally winking anus and taint, and continues humping in an erratic frenzy using his entire core and thighs.

> Woman maintains her rocking at a steady pace, and gently increases the rate and force of her pussy contractions, sending quivers and spasms of pure, intense joy into the boy's entire body, making him gasp and breaking the already shaky rhythm of his innate climax-chasing behaviour.
> Boy begins breathing deeply and heavily into her chest and stomach, heart beating like crazy; his scrotum shrinks and turns into a small flat patch of thick, loose, ribbed skin as his now swollen and inflamed testes are pulled tight into his body.
> His taint is visibly tense and each thrust now adds to a building pool of concentrated pleasure in the middle of his pelvis, radiating like warm honey into his stomach and chest.
> Woman feels boy's penis expand in girth, stretching the diameter of her vagina, and stops her rocking motions. She now brings both hands down to the boy's pistoning buttocks, squeezing and massaging them.
> Boy reflexively jerks his legs out straight in delighted surprise, and rests his weight on the balls of his feet, flexing his feet and toes to grind down into the raw, rolling, yielding, muscular hole between her legs with as much pressure as possible, frantically savouring the intoxicating ecstasy from the last few seconds of friction before the impending orgasm swells out of control.
> Woman instinctively raises her pelvis almost vertically and spreads her hips wide, her vaginal entrance involuntarily tightening and preparing to collect the modest load of fresh, hot semen brewed by her mate's still barely functional reproductive system.
> Woman bends her knees, points her feet and curls her toes inward, then lowers her feet down on the boy's buttocks, curling her soles around them, sending the boy decisively over the edge.

> The boy's prostate seizes up tightly, sending strong, warm ripples of intense yet gentle bliss radiating out into his thighs, stomach and chest just as he summons all of his remaining wherewithall to propel himself forward one last time, feverishly grasping at any pleasure he can get like a drowning child grasping at straws on the surface.
> Just as the boy completes his thrust and his entire body stiffens up like a corpse, she emits a squeak and clenches her thighs around his waist like a vice, toes pointed and rock hard in delighted anticipation, wrapping her arms tightly around him and rocking side to side, signalling the beginning of her own climax.
> The boy's world crashes and turns into a dull murky cloud as the ecstasy reaches his head, followed by his thumping heartbeat ricocheting off the inside of his skull.
> The skin on his entire body tingles with static while orgasmic contractions pulse through the boy's anus, perineum and prostate like a thick rope being jerked tight and then loosened over and over again, sending explosive jets and bursts of piping creamy sperm through his urethra splashing out into the hot, snapping pussy folds wrapped snugly around his throbbing dick.
> The boy hastily brings his thighs and feet up closer to his body to regain his leverage.
> They both pant into each other's bodies in sync as the boy's hips jerk forward and then draw back in the rhythm of his ejaculation to maximise the volume of each spurt and relieve the pressure of semen pooling in the base of his dick. The woman ceases her rocking motions and begins thrusting back a little.
> As their orgasms subside and their contractions slow down to the occasional quiver, they relax their bodies and outstretch their legs.
> The woman resumes carressing the boy's body with her hands and feet until the end of all contractions.

> As the boy lies spent and drained of all reproductive fluid, she turns on her side, withdrawing him from inside of her, and places him beside her.
> They both embrace each other and fall asleep after she gives the boy a goodnight kiss.

-END-

>late at night
>gf is spending the night
>"wanna go get in the hottub, user?"
>obviously
>we go, about to get in
>"let's skinny dip"
>we do, hang out
>my hand slips up her thigh
>she's super into it, but normally only cums from sex
>"can't believe how great that feels under water"
>she reaches for me
>already diamonds
>she comes over and slides me into her
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>we're making out, she's riding
>she says she can't believe how good it feels
>feel her tighten as she stifles her moan into a whimper
>tell her I'm gonna cum soon
>"I don't care," she barely gets out between ragged breaths
>"just fucking cum in me, I wanna feel it"
>instantbuckets.exe
>after, we clean up and go to bed
>super peaceful sleep