JUST WALKED IN ON MY ROOMMATE HE SUFFOCATED GUYS WHAT DO I DO

Jerk off on his face or this is fake

fake and gay

This OP whip your dick out and his

PULL HIS DICK OUT OP

This is fake user lol

Ask if he is ok

blame the jews

Sharpie in his pooper

If he was dead he would have pissed himself fake and gay

Have your way with the body while it’s still warm

Fake and gay

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Post his nudes obviously

draw a moustache and shit on his chest

Sharpie in his pooper

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last chance you’ll get to suck his cum out louie ck

PULL
HIS
DICK
OUT

Fake

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if real call 911 dumbass

Dead bodies can maintain erection shortly after death and can sometimes cum.
Load your pucci up for us and give pics.

Check pulse.

Trips demands this

what are they gonna do? use CPR on a dead guy?

double tap him to make sure

That’s what CPR is for liberal

I’m just gonna keep playing GTA

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put his finger in his butt

What’s he playing?

take the body away so the op dosent forget about it they start to smell pretty fast

make him eat all the eggs

Call fucking 911 you prick

is that GTA4?

No need to reroll.

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Fuck you, OP.
Digits have spoken.
Deliver, faggot.

Gonna get arrested

deserves to die
eats plain potato chips

tell him to stop being a fat piece of shit

Why ask,"what do I do" then ignore trips newfag

Nice boobs, but judging by the file name, they're not yours

GUYS THIS ISNT FUNNY HES STARTING TO GROAN WHAT DO I DO

That's old as fuck you little shit

Put your dick in his mouth and take a picture

You are correct evil one. But dont let your newfag show. Those tits are as old as time on this site

F

Since no one is going to answer this question seriously, I will. OP should go through the guys room and take all valuables. Don’t want his family getting them. Then OP needs to find the guy’s wallet and max out all his credit cards. You have a narrow window of opportunity to do this before reporting him to the police so hurry. If they find credit card transactions after death then you’re fucked. A fag who maxes his cards out before offing himself isn’t suspicious. Once you’ve done all this then call the cops. You’ll need to do that because otherwise you could get in trouble and you don’t want that.

We need more proof, OP!

Detective Newfag Holmes on the case

The satanic trips are impressive but otherwise you’re a blithering idiot

OP is a big cumguzzler

>Thinks other requests aren't serious
Newfag, I...
Fuck him in the ass quickly.

Nice one Satan

Found his food stamp card should I use it

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im tracing OPs IP as we speak

Lmao. yes

Take off his clothes

Break it

stupid reddit

Your not going to follow through anyway

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Show us his dick

find him the nearest save point.. letting him lose his progress is inhumane

Grab his credit card and start ordering things from amazon

I aint promise no gay shit faggot

Cum deep in his warm asshole, hopefully he can feel your throbbing cock and warm jizz run down his rectum from the afterlife

Prove it

Show us his dick you bitch

Stroke him faster

seriously though you should check if he's dead if so lots of fun to be had. If not you can fix that

inb4 OP reveals he's jk lol

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This person beat you to it

why you put him under the bed? how are you suppose to reach his dick now? idiot

You promise all when you post GETs
Punch him and fuck him

Show us his dick.

Nah fam

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Nows your time to lose your virginity

Now or never user

Well this was an overall gay event

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OP LISTEN, GRAB THAT HUGE ERECT COCK OF YOURS, RIP OPEN HIS CLOTHES, SPIT ON HIS ASS HOLE AND ON YOUR DICK AND SLOWLY INSERT YOUR WARM FUCKING COCK INTO HIS THICC FUCK ASS, PUSH YOUR COCK AGAINST HIS PROSTATE FORCE HIM TO CUM INSIDE HIS PANTS, FILL HIS BUBBLE BUTT WITH YOUR SEED THEN CLEAN YOUR DICK BY FORCING HIM TO DEEP THROAT YOUR COCK. I'm straight btw.

>Male posts a recently dead body on Yea Forums
What did you expect? Newfuck.

You should kill yourself

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you missed satan trips by 3 loser ,your opinion is invalid

suffocated in open bag
worst suicide ever

Cover him in cottage cheese and squeeze him under the bed. No one will ever find him.

Op, take off the bag.

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OP was a deceiving jew all along, CAPPER!

Hes still dead ):

This is some top level faggotry

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The controller is still on, he's been passed out for not too long.

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so the guy is dead, did you killed him?

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why would you Do anything?
not enough information
do you like your roommate?
enough to give him mouth to mouth?
even if that makes you a faggot?
didn't think so. just leave him.

is that you op? why u takin these random ass pics yo stop that shit and do something with the body, entertain us edgy fags

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cut it into small pieces lol

Do nothing.

One less redneck to vote Returdlican.

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yeah. don't be gay OP

This is the gayest thread I've ever seen it's even gayer than trap and g/fur threads you should be ashamed of yourself you fat greasy virgin fucks.

Here. I can help

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shelling.

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What if he had just pissed recently and was empty? I'm more focused how a dead guy's arm is in the position his is in

woa are you some kind of... hackerman?????

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Tighten that bag up to make sure before you waste the EMT's time

Those are the oldest tits on the internet, Dark One

boring thread, im leaving faggots

Cringe overload

>straight
>advocates gay sex
>totally not gay if it's rape amirite?

nice reddit meme idiot

you're new here aren't you?

I call bullshit. The first pic says don't eat the liver, and the second post says the liver is great fried or baked. So wtf do I do with the liver? Eat it or not?

>JUST WALKED IN ON MY ROOMMATE HE SUFFOCATED GUYS WHAT DO I DO

This is your only chance to lose your virginity, don't waste it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Take everything of value b4 it's to late

which one of you bergers punched that dooor

depends on how shitty the person is. if they're a drunk or an addict definitely don't eat it. a vegan's livers maybe.. but vit A can still be troublesome

Fist his asshole

Turn off controller, just wasting battery right now.

underaged b&

Hope your enjoying your first day on the internet.

but he's not even black

Put shampoo in his eyes.