Hooker thread in GTA

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indiana kek. I don't think we even have hookers

Gonna need some socal hookers

Seriously? I mean really come on now, I grew up in fucking Lafayette. Even some shit hole like Marion has the local meth whore.

isnt socal just la, how hard can it be to find whores? every part time bartender will blow you for cash.

wtf i live in lafayette now lol
There are prostitutes here? are they even fuckable?

some people should share, i can only fuck so many, trying to make a list for the future

Just head on over to West Lafayette and you'll find plenty of girls who want money on campus.

Hell at University of Denver (where I'm currently at) all you have to do is have an eight ball and you can basically start taking applications. I see no reason why Purdue would be any different, aside from the staggeringly higher number of asian girl at purdue.

but how do you even get this kind of situation set up? I'm autistic of course which is why im thinking about hookers lmao

you could try tinder, just make it clear you wanna help a girl out

Your best bet is to avoid the entire situation I mentioned then as I doubt the charm needed is a skill set you currently have. (no offense, just don't want to see a Yea Forumsro end up in jail)

For me I just graduated from there so I was a part of it and since then having moved out to Denver I just work as a bouncer on thursday and friday nights seeing as how I'm a big ass dude (6'4" 250 lbs) and the bouncer to their favorite bar they can hardly even help themselves, especially when I start holding up a line to get in.

If I were you I'd look into going to Indianapolis and finding one there to get the V monkey off your back and perhaps give you a base level of confidence to work from.

>Your best bet is to avoid the entire situation I mentioned then as I doubt the charm needed is a skill set you currently have. (no offense, just don't want to see a Yea Forumsro end up in jail)
i completely understand lol

I'm a student but I'm antisocial as fuck.
Okay yeah that's a good plan. advice on finding one?

I love escorts/hookers have fucked a lot, some girls at my college even fuck for some cash.

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Actually, on second thought, assuming you're old enough see if you can get a job as a bouncer at the Neon Cactus. Assuming that place is the same kind of place it was when I was there that'll at least get you used to talking with girls as they WILL approach you hoping for special treatment assuming you don't have a face like the underside of a rock and don't have spaghetti coming out of your pockets.

Set some money aside and buy a single high dollar outfit that is job appropriate. Girls notice the fuck out of that shit and don't let anyone tell you they don't. Eventually you'll get one naturally even if they only do it hoping you'll let them skip the line next time.

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Get a dating app like POF or... shit whats the other one called...

I don't remember, but atleast get POF and set your location to Indianapolis and just browse. Assuming it's no different than Denver a large portion of the girls on there are obviously hookers. Put shit in their bios like "in it for the cash" or bullshit like that

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of course with it being Indianapolis it'll help if you're open to girls of a darker complexion than not and even then you'll probably have to find 30 horror shows before you find one good one and even then hope for a response. Just don't get scammed.

That or find a massage parlor

Always wanted to setup a page for “voyeur” escort experiences, even have a lot of videos fucking them.

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dios mio

Que rico

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quiero comer ese culo

I'm a manlet which might be kinda small for a bouncer, do you think? I was actually considering applying to be a bartender at some place since I do have some experience with that

>When the hooker has no idea what the fuck she's suppose to be doing with the pole in the bedroom.

okay thanks for this advice this helps a ton dude!

whats happening here?

That won't work without experience, bartending that is, and disregard what I said about Neon Cactus as it's too big. Try to get a job at Harry's Chocolate Shop as doorman as it keeps you in far closer proximity to the patrons thus you'll be able to chat with any girls who want to far easier.

Just express to them when/if you get the job as the doorman that you have a large interest in working as a bar tender and see if they'll agree to train you during off hours on slow nights. It's far harder to talk to girls as a bar tender as you're generally up to your eyeballs in busy but the money is better and you'll be a regular in the eyes of the patrons rather than just someone they pass at the door most nights.

That being said though girls love a position of authority and what position of authority is more important to them at that age than the person who decides on if they get to get into a bar and potentially skip the line on busy nights.

With that said I've given you (and anyone else reading going "hmmmmm") the best advice I can and am done shitting up this poor bastard's hooker thread with self help tips. I'm stepping out for a gym session, you should do this too, so with that said godspeed brother.

Sometimes they kno

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OP here, share hookers you've seen, want to see or a hooker related story.

Lafayette, Louisiana?
As a business fag I just returned from there this week.. great gator tail.

oh. indiana. nvm.

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I get my dick sucked in Peterborough and Oshawa all the time. Feels good man.

How much it cost you to get your rod polished?

any go to girls? care to share, im southern ontario, but im sure most travel.

Anymore of this hooker?

vipfavours.ch/Russianlana

Thanks!

40$ usually. Ill drop more the younger and hotter.

No go to's atm. But i just cruise the naughty streets in the summer till you find a hot young busty girl trying to feed a drug habit. Most nights its just nasty bitches. Gotta be patient. But last summer i found this busty chubby hot blonde who was a lot of fun.