What's your dirty secret

I went to bv4 and liked it

If I’m up at like 3-4 in the morning I’ll go downstairs and jerk off into my housemates food like soy sauce, syrup, sweet sauce etc

I'll try to find them.
Neither were looked they just fucked students for grades

Sometimes I bump threads

I've had a threesome with two of my male cousins on multiple occasions

You a guy or girl?

I have a 66 year old cuddle buddy. I go over to her house once a week and she cuddles me as she falls asleep.

Your age?

Also, any plans on fucking her?

29 and no plans to have sex. We've kissed and I've felt her tits and thighs but we've agreed to not make it a sexual thing.

Any females?

Nice. A guy in my class got blown by our English teacher, and a girl in my class was fucking the chemistry teacher.

We also had one of our French teachers get caught having lesbian sex with one of the Biology teachers.

i steal thongs and bras from every girl i can and i take voyeur videos, mostly family and friends but some random girls

Im fucking a nazi and an antifa dude without them knowing of each other

Nice. Well played. Keep up the good work.

I have stolen 12 thongs from a friend. She's now convinced her brother is taking them

You centrist whore

Who is better in bed?

the nazi one fucks me way more often and harder, so definitely him. antifa one is more loving and caring tho. so I enjoy the best of both I guess.

that's actually how I vote lol.

Want my wife to get into cuckhold pluss im a sissy pic related

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I make $55K/yr as an IT consultant for a government entity. I could make $75-90. It would take a bit of time, but I could do it. I sit in an office where nobody can see me pick my nose for 9 hours/day. To me, staying put is worth it, even if I'm not making $15-20K more if I couldn't pick my nose.

And you didn't post the vids why?

straight guy here
i appreciate girls doing things to my ass a lot
tongue, fingers, dildos, strapons

i feel 0 attraction towards men, would be much easier

what is Yea Forumss way to find girls into that sort of stuff? my best bet so far is going for either BI girls or LGBT sympathizers

is there a tinder-clone for that sort of things?

I don't tell my roommates that I could afford the house on my own without issue and merely want the company because I'm terrified of being "that guy" who has no friends. I basically plan to live with friends until I get married.

found them yet?

Nahh neither seem to have any social media.
And they didn't do time so no news stories.

>Tell her to stick a finger in your ass.
>Moan like a Jew finding out his dual sec. 1250 property has depreciation recapture over S/L of less than 5% so the difference split between 1245 and 1250 is minimized for his corporation and their applicable 25% LTCG for recapture vastly exceeds their OI repayment of tax preference.

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I ain’t tech savvy nigga
motherless com/A0CF228?force=true put the . Back n it work

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do you want to fuck me?

Post'em all

I"m black but I pretend I'm white on b and call everyone a nigger.

no i mean, what is a good way to find girls that will most likely like that type of thing?

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ive nutted in food other people have consumed

Bit of background on myself (it's important I promise): I love cyber security, programming, etc. I've set up a pi hole for my family to block their ads. But I've edited the software for the pi hole so I can monitor and edit their traffic. Now to the story.
About two or three weeks ago I noticed traffic from my little sis to pornsites, nothing serious just regular guy fucks girl, some lesbian but as I said nothing out of the ordinary. Two weeks ago she started searching for specific porn, still regular porn like blacked or lesbian. Tuesday I manipulated her search quarry and redirected her from lesbian to sister fucks sister she clicked on some and stopped with de.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5a5a2c9f3fee9. After that I redirect her several times to family porn. Today I saw her searching for exactly that. I have gotten her to the point that she searches for what I've baited her with. From now on I'll try to get her into family porn and to corrupt her.

Fetlife

What part of that explanation didn't answer your question?

got a mega folder 400 gb that contains pictures/videos/candidvideos of girls from school. sarted collecting when i was 13. did my first candidvideo at 15 at the beach. here is a pic

mega /#!MREQUabJ!B1LcASqktoiU_pM312GODsHn2SdzbwyCu7gOQwowoos

i had a look at it, tbh i cant seem to be able to filter for location or fetishes... i like to think maybe im too stupid to find that function because it would be super primitive...

Look for groups in your area

Straight girl here: Did you try /soc/? Didn't Tinder work out? I recently had a Tinder date and he already said that he is into ass play before we fucked. Thought it was about my ass. He made me super drunk and we were already half an hour into sex before he requested that. At this point I had no more will of my own and licked and fingered his ass. He wanted me to fuck him with a strapon the next day, but I never messaged again since he wasn't really my type.

discord
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My wife cheated on me with a guy who I know browses Yea Forums. I secretly keep hoping he'll post any pics he might have taken.

>He made me super drunk
Oh so he forcibly poured the drinks down your throat?

Sounds like your the type to cry rape so you don't have to take responsibility for fucking someone.

Pics of your wife?

Can't. She's too well known here and then I'd lose plausible deniability. I'd guess you've probably seen her though.

Ooof. You might need stronger glasses. :/

Was in marines during initial push into Baghdad. Returned twice before being discharged.

I get no excitement/enjoyment from normal things. My family thinks I am insane, I can’t keep a girlfriend because I freak them out.

Did a security tour on a cargo ship that traveled the Horn of Africa. Shot some pirates, felt great.

Feel like shit all the time because combat is/was the ultimate high. Drugs don’t help, I have tried about everything.

Secretly just waiting for a civil war, Muslims to attack or something for me to do with my boring life.

He poured one drink after another is what I meant. I tried saying that alcohol or other drugs might help to make a woman more open-minded towards trying new stuff like this. I enjoyed every bit of it. And crying rape? What? I'm not some degenerate feminist.

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Dude my dude

I regularly fantasize about sneaking into the houses of women I know and groping them in their sleep.

hey! no i havent, good call!
yeah with tinder i also tend to mention it somehow beforehand. i also do mention i have an ass fetish (because i really do even for girls heh).
my experience is that its quite easy to get rimjobs and fingering on a first date on tinder, if you have "picked" your partner accordingly.

tbh i also push my tongue up their butts as far as i can straight away hehe

IMy 75 year old neighbor woman has sex with me in exchange for me cutting mowing her lawn and helping her around her house.

So post your tits if ur not a feminist.

zzzzzz

Zzz...

hmmm... I suspect this might not be totally legit. Just a hunch.

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mega /#!RFd2lYKD!eu82sF8zThRAqd1h3vPPpy_d_3zysL-UHEuddR3xlhM

I can relate to this. I'm in the same position.

Aren't those feminists the ones stripping naked? Nice try..

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I figuratively laughed. I also came.

>Nieces ask if they can use my pool, have a sleepover at my house. One friend each they say.
>Smells fishy so I agree but I'll make sure house is locked and cameras are on while I go do my thing. They reluctantly agree, but seem disappointed they can't get inside and have to use pumphouse outside shower til I get back.
>No fucks given on my end. Finally get home around dusk, they've all four been there for quite sometime. House looks good and everything checks out. Everybody's now roaming around my house, showering and whatever, before they take over my living room to watch Netflix. I hit my fridge grab some beers and a few shots left in a bottle and head off to my room. Minding my own business when I decide to check out the days footage.
>As expected nothing really out of the ordinary, though my younger niece and my older nieces friend seem to be spending alot of swim time in the pumphouse. K whatever. Pretty late so I switch to living room cam where once more nothing seems out of place. Fuck it, go to bed.
>Don't know how long I been asleep before i hear someone calling me, half awake I notice my doors open, and older nieces friend is there.
>Ask what the hell she wants, starts explaining that older niece had a bottle of vodka that they drank to fast, apparently older niece snuck out to meet some boys and younger niece and friend snuck off to get more drunk somewhere. Well wtf. Ask why she didn't go with them. Explains she doesn't want to drink more vodka. Ask why her and younger niece where in pumphouse so long. Deer-in-headlights. Tells me some bullshit reason and I let it go. Also asks if she can make something to eat. Don't care just let me sleep. Typical no closing door ass.
>Go back to sleep. Wake up who knows how much later, couldn't have been long and she's swaying next to my bed. "Oh shit...there wasn't vodka in the fridge, that was my tequila. You dun goofed".
>Cont.

This better end with everyone doing the dinosaur...

made a thread on soc! see ya there!

>Proceeds to break down and tell me everything that happened in pumphouse, nieces and friends were supposed to swap makeout grope sessions, but she didn't want to with older niece and younger nieces friend only wanted younger niece, explains that those two snuck off to fool around while older niece was picked up by aforementioned boys and now she feels ditched and alone in the world and all that. Says she'll show me what was taken on her phone in pumphouse if she can hangout til she's tired or til I tell her to get out. Curiosity and a slight buzz of my own allows a lapse in judgement, ask her what she drank when she said she didn't want anymore booze. "Not vodka, drank some of your tequila", of course as she goes to get her phone. Comes back and immediately jumps on the bed so I can see. Yeah I can tell she's really buzzed now. Starts footage. Mostly kissing but niece pushed the issue and got her shirt off and a titty in her mouth while groping her ass. I've never been so hard ever and am glad she's over there. Once that show ends she shows me some her snap chats and a few vids she sent to others and some she received, including both nieces.
>My dicks throbbing so hard I can hear it in my ears and fear I'm shaking the bed, maybe she noticed maybe she didn't but asks if I liked seeing her boobs and if she's pretty all that jazz. Say yes. Asks if I want to see them in real life. Say fuck yes. Strips completely. Yeah my dicks about to go nuclear. Says she was super turned on by niece earlier but was mad she didn't get the niece she wanted and even madder she didn't get off, apparently younger niece did. By now she's started rubbing her clit, and asks if I want to feel her tits. Robotically say yes, as the threshold will soon be crossed and take her tits in my hand while I flick her nipples.
>Cont.

Seriously, dude, mercenary. Make some bank doing what you like.

When my nieces stay at my place I let them sunbathe topless/nude

Found out last night that my 9 year old niece has been peeking when I piss. She drilled a hole in the wall between my guest bedroom and the master bathroom. She hid it well in both rooms. I wouldn't have found it if I hadn't dropped some change. Not sure how long she's been doing it. Not sure what I'm going to do about it. For now, she doesn't know I know. She was just watching my dick a few minutes ago.

I fuck my girlfriends younger sister all the time behind her back

I googled cat goddess after learning about her in an earlier thread today, jerked off to the shower lesbian thing she did with that dark haired kid, and have spent about four hours today watching little girls take cocks and pussies of various ages and sizes. Browsing Yea Forums literally turned me into a pedo and I'm okay with that.

>After awhile of playing with her tits, she asks if she can dance for me, another robotic yes, she puts on some hookery song and does shit a stripper would have trouble performing. I'm mesmerized. Approachs closer to where her nipple is almost to my lips while she's bent over...
>Suddenly she throws the blanket completely across the room and there's no denying that hard on, which seems shocked to see, as I'm so hard in my boxer's it's just dumb luck it hasn't popped out yet. She stares, I have a wtf moment about the blanket, and she goes "I'm sucking that" and has my dick in her mouth before I know what's going on. After a few minutes of getting grade A head I just point blank tell her "If we're fucking you have to take it in the ass". She stops sucking for a moment and kinda sizes my dick up. "I don't know, user, I haven't had one this size in my ass before", tell her to lay down so I can eat her wet pussy, which she does instantly. I'm not sure how much it how good anybody's ever eaten her but in feel her thighs tighten and alot more wetness while she shudders in about five minutes. I move up to go inside and she guides me right in with a "that feels so good". I fuck her like this for about twenty minutes before I put her on all fours then really go balls deep.
>Not sure how long this went on but I felt clench tighter than she had all night while she called for God, "Y-you can put it in my ass, please put it in my ass", this took some work but I'm finally balls deep in her ass and she starts to loosen up, now I'm fucking her pretty hard and she's moaning up a storm, it's time "Where do you want it? In this tight little ass of yours, your tittie's, your mouth?" She can't really seem to answer at first but says "I wanna swallow every drop", I flip her over rework my way inside and am going hard for however long before I tell her it's time, I pop it out and into her mouth right as I cum, she almost choked on the second gulp...
>Cont

I remember when this happened to me too.

>...but was good in her word and swallowed every drop, she licked me clean with teary eyes. Was fantastic.
>So I guess my secret is I went ass to mouth with a 15yo girl while 26. I guess the other secret is we fucked until she went to college and she sent me all of the nasty things my nieces and her did during that time. And others.
>Nobody ever got to do the dinosaur

I don't use my blinker when I'm the only car on the road

Jesus dude, I've seen some fucked up shit on here but that...

Then what happened

I just tried, cant find anything

From about my 7th until my 11th I would sometimes get in bed with my 2 year older brother, and we'd suck/wank each other off.

I make fale Instagram accounts and send really aggressive, sexual messages to girls I know and don't know. I wait for a year or so since the last time I've been in contact with the ones I know. I don't know why I do this. I have a career, kids, and something just really feels good to tell some instaslut that I'd like to fuck her in the ass until blood comes out. I think a part of my conscience is missing.

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I fucked her for the next 3 1/2 years til she went to college. I explained all that. Haven't talked to her since Halloween time, so might hit her up when I get some free time

ur german

I stole a coworker's nudes from her laptop while she was sitting at her desk.

I set up her C: drive as a hidden network share one time when she brought it to me to help her with some Word related shit.

It's only a picture of her bf sticking it in her pussy but it's good enough for me.
I wish I could access her Google Drive folder though. It's set to only allow access using her windows account.

Then what happened

1:Sign up for an account
2: at the top click on places
3: click on your state or province
4: You'll see a tab towards the top that says "kinksters" click on that
That will show you everyone who has listed their state / province as yours.

5: you can refine it a little more by instead of clicking "kinksters" to the right of that you will see "cities within" click that
6: click on the city closest to you
7: then click on kinksters
8: as you look through profiles you are probably going to be looking for switch women or Dommes / Mistresses (dominant type people) as submissive type women probably wont want to fuck you with a strap on.

You're welcome, that's how I found my current Domme. Good luck to you.

Also, search groups using the name of your city as the search word.

I used to hump girls on the lunch line in highschool couple of years back. Some would notice and do nothing. Others would ask "Who dis," look at me and smile, others still would push their ass against me which made me diamonds. Never had a bad experience, some really good days but I miss it. Thems was the days.

I go into my housemates' rooms any chance I get. I love just being in someone else's space. Have used many panties to jerk off with or wear, I smell their socks and shoes, I've dressed up in their clothes, I lick their sex toys and have even used them on myself a few times. Moving into a different house next year in uni and I'm most excited about the person I'll be living with for the first time because I've been wanting to do this to her for years

I saw my friend's asshole

What's it like to be suddenly be gay?

It's not like I touched it

Played hide and seek with my girl cousins when i was about 15 and the biggest one was like 13 and the other 11 years old. there was a smaller one of 7 and i always made her count, so i hide with one or another and made both suck my dick. it was absolute heaven. we did it on my granma house that has a big yard with an old house and a small barn so there was plenty of place to hide.

Same here. Tough to find

nice....im not racist but secretly wanna say that word but iv been told no for so long so when I get one here it flys....im sorry lol

My gf is 15years older than me, has a son and 3 daughters.. once in a while when i have sex with my gf i’m thinking about her daughters.

>Be me
>Start taking creep shots of girls out in public
>Usually delete them later in case gf see's them
>Forget to delete one day
>gf going through phone and asks "Did you film girls"
>panic.gif
>argument ensues
>this is how my gf and I broke up, have to keep this hidden from everyone I know and make up shit why we broke up.

Let some black homeless guys fuck my gf passed out

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I killed 14 illegal aliens as a member of border patrol in 2017 and it was completely swept under the rug in exchange for me quitting

Did you fuck the corpses?

nice score

No. I just magdumped a group of illegals after one got shot. I just panicked and kept squeezing the trigger till nothing moved

Do you feel different somehow? Like a before and after the killing mentally or?

Obviously the nazi

Deets, you pathetic cuck.

Kik: cuckcouple432

Everyone does

youtu.be/Lh78-Ms3-Bo

That’s how it starts, Ted.

I poop standing

He needed alcohol to do it and be couldn’t even fight off a weak ass cop.

Like I was about to be fired/arrested. Morally, no. I felt bad, but honestly it was only because I knew I would catch an insane amount of shit for it. I thought I did too, but the head of it told me that arresting me would force them to admit that BP is responsible for a pseudo massacre and that would cut funding, so they faked a discharge paper for medical problems and sent me home. It was just like that scene from that one WW2 show, when the Germans are surrendering, but one guys books it and gets shot, so everyone panicks and mows down the other prisoners. Except it was just me magdumping people on their knees while my co workers just watched

This story sounds fake as shit but imma believe it anyways cause it made me hard

I like posting my sisters sexy pics on Chan... I hope that one day someone posts nudes of her so I can fuck with her

I could help spreading them?

Pic?

Drop that heh and hehe shit asap. Its cringey as fuck.

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Great start, lovely sis. Keep em coming!
Got kik?

I have a crush on a friend, we had sex once when we got drunk. Acted like it never happened and we still chat sometimes, but ever since I just cant stop thinking about it.

Floridafun7000