My life is great! Why aren't you living like me anons?

My life is great! Why aren't you living like me anons?

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Because you look like a cunt

too poor and lazy

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I'm willing to bet that my life is better
I sold out my soul for a taste of this leather

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i cant stand how he makes his beard wider at the bottom so it looks like he has a massive jaw, looks like such a douche

his daddy is rich and he failed trying to get into the navy seals, big winner right there

bilzerian is a sad insecure faggot

dan bilzerian skips leg day

Met him once actually a pretty chill dude

I've met him too and he's pretty self absorbed, narcisstic and insecure

Is this nigga still alive?

yes he is

Yeah that motherfucker is a cartoon

No idea who that is

Straight up

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dan blizzardian, has a lot of money by default, wants you to think hes having a lot of fun with pornstars and boats and things on IG

i laughed my ass off when I learned this dude is 5'5"

Are you fucking stupid?

That’s Dan Bilzarian

he would look like eliot roger if it wasnt for testosterone therapy and steroids, fucking cartoonish face

does that prevent him from looking like a cunt? no.

faggot is a cunt and a faggot

ACHTUNG!
This is a pasta. This thread dates back at least 3 months. DO NOT BE FOOLED

cus my dad didnt scam millions of dollars :(

I'm a poor, bald manlet with a weak jaw and patchy beard. I have to actually try to be funny to get girls to have sex with me, it's horrible.

because my chin is regular size

because i wasnt born rich

Lol. 5ft 9. Not much better

Half the threads are pasta you faggot. Doesnt stop people from posting in them.

jay leno called, he wants his chin back

No it's not