Ask someone who pretends to be disabled when clothes shopping so the female staff in the shop help me get changed...

Ask someone who pretends to be disabled when clothes shopping so the female staff in the shop help me get changed anything. They don't usually volunteer but most feel sorry for me and offer when I tell them my carer said I don't deserve to go shopping because I'm disabled and it doesnt matter what I wear. Got a wheel chair from Costco for about 50 bucks and just pretend I move properly.

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Why

nah we good. you're just a pathetic loser.

Sad if true.

OP you might actually be really disabled and not know it. You could have depression or a social disability or some other mental illness.

Get well soon.

It's nice to have people feel sorry for me and they usually feel that bad and don't want to be mean they even give me their number. They're generally more forgiving too. I once got hard when some 20 year old was helping me stand up to try on pants and joked about I wonder if I'd even feel it if she sucked me off, I got banned from the shop though. I have had some dates out of it though by playing on people's kindnes haha

I'm good, my fake disability let's me be normal and use my fake disability for sympathy points when I'm horny

What do you do when the man has to help you?

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Damn bro that's sad and retarded. So you really do have a disability, it's just not visually obvious.

Do you have a job?

>pretend to be disabled by sitting in a wheelchair
>hoping to meet some women
>they aren't interested so have to go into workplaces and speak to them so they HAVE to respond
>get goodie sympathies
> after years, manage to meet someone interested in me
> end up accidentally revealing I'm not disabled
> she ceases all contact for some reason

I'm bi so if he's cute I let him


I'm actually a senior accountant at a fortune 500

I'm bi and U know that 4 a fact!

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What kind of clothes do you go for? Style?

I actually did date one for an extended period of time a few years ago and after a few months started to pretend to gradually be able to do more and more, convinced her I was using an experimental syemvrl drug I got online. Anyway eventually I walked normal etc for about 6 months but she dumped me when she eventually met my parents and they wouldn't go along with it.

Apparently I'm sick

I like to imagine myself as a young pearse brosnan

I'd say you have a mental illness.
A senior accountant at a Fortune 500 should be making enough income to afford a profile on a dating site. It is a significant waste of your time to be pretending to be retarded... or browsing Yea Forums for that matter.

How old are you? You need to sort out your relationship situation.

31, well I have dated normally, just gets me off doing this.

sometimes I feel down and like my life hasnt turned out like I wanted... then I see some faggot like this on here, and I realise it could always be worse.

You become aroused when women help you in a situation where you can't take care of yourself?

Yeah that is pretty sick. I wonder why. It is people like you that we need to eliminate from the gene pool. I'd hate myself if I had that problem.

You only live once, might as well get off while you can

I'm a senior accountant at a fortune 500, my life is great.

OP you's a fag bruh

You mean OP is a boss playa

What are some good interactions you had? Ever cum while being handled you pervert?

Best was when I got a fell and pretended I needed help getting back up. I said she pushed me and would tell her manager that, she agreed to give me a blow job as she needed the job. That's the only sexual encounter though other than the odd hard on.