You have 10 seconds to prove you are NOT an American

You have 10 seconds to prove you are NOT an American.

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Ik spreek een andere taal naast alleen "Amerikaans".

I can tie me shoe laces

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Shut the fuck up nigger.

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I'm not retarded

I drink maple sirup and my milk come in bag

I hate freedom of speech and I like giving up my rights and getting cucked by my government over and over again. Also, please bring more "refugees" to bend me over so that I can apologize to them for inconveniencing them with my western ideology.

I can't afford food

Wait that's American

You never told me:

Is that picture supposed to be intelligible to human beings or just to Australians?

All my healthcare needs are covered.
And i know how long a meter is.

I'm not obsessed with myself

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>Americans don't know what a meter is

Idiot

but I am
I own 13 guns
and my state has constitutional carry. I can literally just walk into a store and walk out a few minutes later with a loaded gun in my pocket.

fuck every other nation. America will ALWAYS be #1.

2*3+112=118

I can drive this...

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5+5=3

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μου αρεσουν τα λευkα πεοι kαι οχι τα νεγριkα πεοι οπως στους χοντρους αμεριkανους

my first car was a standard
it's only women that can't drive stick.

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I like asparagus

Most don't

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I eat spicy

Wrong. Almost all rulers and measuring tapes over here have metric and imperial measurements.

KEK

I want Muslims to invade my country and take it over.

Most of us know how to drive a stick, we just prefer automatics because of all the fucking traffic jams we have. Really gets annoying twice a day to drive 10 feet at a time on a stick.

Like this guy I have no rights and pay too many taxes

I'm white.

I have health care and freedom.

A doctor's visit won't bankrupt me

Article 13 was my idea