Its my birthday. Yesterday i messaged 10 friends and told them i was going out for drinks on my birthday. Two people said theyd come. One maybe. One "i cant." Didnt even hear back from the rest. This is pretty representative of my life. Probably the only reason i got anyone to go at all is because its my birthday. I can go weeks without anyone trying to get ahold of me, and i hardly ever see any of these "friends" even though they all live nearby. I get that people are busy, but these cocksuckers never make an effort to see me, and even on my birthday most of them didnt even fucking respond, so fuck them.
Whats the best way to kill yourself and make it look like an accident?
Why even ask >Falling off a bouncany >Falling into a train track >Drink bleach from a soda bottle >Use a toaster during morning shower >Ate fat poison Non of my friends finds me either, and I'm almost always the one who reach out and talk to them. It gets too tired. What makes someone stays in touch with you guys?
Mason Hernandez
bouncany? Balcony, perhaps?
Bentley Hernandez
How would any of those look like an accident?
Jaxson Edwards
live a long life change the world and when you are like a 100 years old just die and it will look like an accident
Cooper Brooks
Nigga, at least you've got two.
Carson Baker
Dude, people have shit to do. Had the same problems, but planing is everything. 1-2 weeks beforehand is normal
Angel Adams
Two people said yes those are your friends you shitty little ingrate
man I've been feeling the same way and I don't know what to do. There must be something I'm doing wrong that keeps people from being close to me, but I don't know what it is.
Brody Ross
>I can go weeks without anyone trying to get ahold of me
Exactly your problem, faggot. You seem like a fuckin downer to begin with, so you might want to also stop thinking that you're a gift to these so-called friends.
Always fucking hate seeing shit like this, and it's usually from fucking teenage girls.. "Nobody talks to me first, so I'm not gonna talk to anyone, and see how long it takes for someone to reach out to me!" Boo fucking hoo. Hate to break it to you, but if you want real fuckin friends you need to put yourself out there, and guess what? If after that, they still don't wanna hangout with you? It either means you're fucking boring and uninteresting, or you need to find different people to associate with.
Stop being a fucking cry baby, and do something to better the situation, faggot.
Jose Ortiz
Speaks truth
Ryan Cox
it is strange habbit in the west, to pay each one by himself. here who has birthday pays for everybody, so everybody come.
Is probably why they don't enjoy hanging out with you.. Lol
James Parker
What the fuck did i just say in the post? Im aware people are busy. Read the rest.
Luke Roberts
This.
If you nobody wants to hand with you, you probably physically fucking smell and repulse people or you are just boring and/or negative. Nobody wants that in their life.
Work on bettering yourself: mind, body and soul. Pick hobbies, work out, become more confident in yourself. Friends will come.
Stop being a bitch about it. “How do I kill myself?” That’s a weak cry for attention. Get your shit together.
Tha fact that you refer to your "friends" as cocksuckers explains everything. You're a piece is shit of a person that everyone wants to avoid.
Bentley White
Ahh, look, its the "tough love" guy. Tl;dr, not reading the rest.
Josiah Stewart
Same "tough love" guy or a different one? Either way, tl;dr, faggot.
Angel Allen
It's some random cuck on the internet, Idgaf if he an heros. I just don't give a fuck to hear another sob story about how they're too aspie to maintain simple fucking relationships.
Christopher Evans
Happy birthday Yea Forumsro. Fuck those people. Do what makes you happy and friends will come.
Leo Roberts
My grandpa was a train driver. If you suicide by train you can seriously ruin the life of the train driver.
Brody Jenkins
A lot of you retards dont seem to be able to read. "One time day dont wanan hang and u do da die??" This isnt just coming from today, dumbfucks. This has been a pattern for years. "U got da two friends widjejj un ingratem?" Once again, the only reason they agreed to hang out is because its my birthday. I do appreciate the two that said yes, but outside of this i never hear from them and when i try to initiate something they make half assed attempts at getting back to me and i dont end up seeing them anyways.
Actually read the post you stupid faggots.
Liam Edwards
Thanks dude, one of the few good replies so far.
Ryan Stewart
Just kill yourself then. Doesn't need to look like an accident. Doesn't really matter because, well, you'll be dead, retard.
Make sure to stream it for us.
Noah Rogers
The kinda person who says "deleting my facebook soon to see who my REAL FRIENDS ARE"
Isaac Allen
Agreed, OP you've already screwed up your life, leave other people out of your wrecking ball
Jaxon Diaz
Judging by how quick you are to anger, I can see why nobody wants to hang out with you
Hunter Phillips
Fuck train conductors. Those bastards stop all the time blocking the road without reason
Landon Ortiz
Did you at least have a good time out with the two who showed up?
Brandon Lewis
Yeah actually it does matter, so provide me with some ways to do it and make it look like an accident and i will, you useless cunt.
Mason Jones
Well if you read my post, you would know that i want it to look like an accident, so i wouldnt do that anyways.
Justin Phillips
Happy birthday OP. Like most people, you'll probably drift away from your friends over your life. If you're not making new ones, it'll be a losing battle, squeezing harder on the ones that are left as others leave and making them leave as well. Join an easy rec league like kickball. You'll get a group of friends 20-30 people wide immediately, and they're all people like you who want more friends. Plus there's girls.
Isaac Torres
The world is full of narcissists, user and you let yourself get swept up into whatever scheme they cook up for you. Make better friends, find people that reciprocate the friendship. I have met plenty of people who I share mutual interests with and we could kill days taking part in that interest. Go to a hobby shop, take part in card games, go check out art gallery openings, sky is the limit. But dont expect to just sit around and wait for friends to pop up, thats how you attract narcissists.
Hudson Bailey
More assumptions from retards. Theres no way you can know from this post whether im quick to anger or not.
Gabriel Lewis
Havent gone yet, thats tonight.
Xavier Jones
OP is a beta. People don’t like betas. Crying online about your lack of friends is top level fag-tier. People who don’t hang with you are not your friends. You live in a dream world where acquaintances are your friends in your head.
Find yourself some new friends and stop crying about it to strangers that literally don't give a fuck. If you complain to the new friends like the whiny bitch you are making yourself out to be I can see why nobody wants to hang out and celebrate with you.
Brayden Morris
Imagine needing the attention of other faggots this bad.
Live your own life OP. Value your close friends, you don't need many
Cameron Green
What close friends, dumbfuck? I just told you i clearly dont have any.
Connor Lee
What close friends, dumbfuck? I just told you i clearly dont have any.
Josiah Lee
get some new friends. man the fuck up, killing yourself is the super pussest way to die
kys
Colton Hughes
OP can’t be help. He is a negative nancy who even bitches at people who try to help him.
Keep feeling sorry for yourself OP. It will take you to unimaginative heights in life.
Robert Turner
OP is the pussest faggot out there in the world at this moment
congratulations
pussest faggot
kys
Grayson Rivera
I second this!! OP don't kill yourself, that is so pussy it's ridiculous man up and find some new friends you filthy anal faggot.
hey man, don't kill yourself, you should go out and find some different friends
killing yourself is the pussest way out of life, you seem like a real hard core wizard level pussy, but we're hoping you don't end your life.
kys
Jackson Cruz
samefag. looks like youve got some issues yourself.
Kevin Baker
kys
Noah Ortiz
This
Jordan Collins
People have lives user. Very few can drop everything at a moment's notice because you want attention on the anniversary of the day your mom delivered you.
Charles Richardson
Happy bday, today is mine as well. Be happy with what you have. All I got today was a text from my mom and one friend with enough free time to get lunch with me.
Connor Jones
I take it you are on the younger side of 24. Texting people day before and expecting them to be able to fit your schedule is not going to lead to a lot of success. A lot of people make plans for weekend activities sooner than that. Next time try planning something 1-2 weeks in advance and letting your friends know about it with some lead time so they can keep the date open. If you do that and you still get the same turnout you'll know something is up. Stop pitying yourself and work on yourself. We'll all get there with time.
Jeremiah Jenkins
You sent your notice the day before knowing that most would not attend. This is nothing more than you fulfilling your ideas of how shitty your life is so you can feel sorry for yourself.
Not saying it's ops situation . My bro in law had a bday party and was bitching about how few people showed up. All I could think of was it takes an act of God to get them out of their house.
Kayden Mitchell
Maybe try giving people more than a day's notice when you want to make plans with them. This generally helps. Some people have lives they plan around and shit.
Alexander Ross
ahh go fuck yourself, its the cost of being a social focal point most people are flakes, and honestly just going drinking with 2 friends sounds like a great birthday to me grow up
Camden Allen
user, don't do it. You have friends who care, I care. I've spent the past four or five birthdays on Yea Forums, drinking "alone" and it's good. Often much better than going out. Get comfy, man
Quit being a pussy user, you act like you're the only one going through it. Grab life by the balls and quit crying about "friends"
Noah Lewis
friends and family are overrated. They will inevitably disappoint. Learn to be happy alone. It's not that fucking hard.
Jason Miller
dude im 34 years old, i've spent last 10 years of my birthdays on my own and nobody EVER calls me to hang out. i'm a kissless virgin and i have no job.
i don't even have my health, my back is killing me and i wake up every day not from an alarm or from having slept the hours i need but it is pain that wakes me up.
you're not alone. life is shit for a lot of people. but it is something. death is nothing.
