Hey Yea Forums, I've decided for a number of reasons that in approximately 5 months time I'm going to kill myself. What are some things I should do/ life experiences I should have before then?
Hey Yea Forums, I've decided for a number of reasons that in approximately 5 months time I'm going to kill myself...
Yea, what about no? Call the suicide hotline and get your shit together friend.
Heroin.
Would you do me a personal favor and take out any of the late night talk show hosts with you? Either of teh Jimmys, Colbert, Noah, Cordon, etc. I will make a donation to a charity of your choice for $500.00 if you do.
If you manage to take out Bill Maher I'll will donate $1,000.
I'm serious.
Kill around the world in 80 days.
Not likely. The short of it is I've realized I'll probably never be able to hold down a job and rather than be a neet after college I think I'm just gonna end it now and save my parents 3 years tuition.
Yeah why TF not? How?
don't do it. Unless your problems are permanent like mine. I look completely normal on the outside but I got a genetic condition called lymphedema which basically means that I can't hold a regular job or a health insurance and I am turning into a liability. I am also havinf a host of other complications pertaining to my condition and it's gonna get worse. Thinking of taking my own life soon.
26 and I haven't had sex yet so I should get working on that first.
If you wanna be real shit definitely travel. Go anywhere, even if it's some random small town. Or somewhere hugely expensive where you can do whatever the fuck you want. Don't do anything that requires you commitment (getting involved with someone, etc.). Don't be the dickhead that takes someone down with them. Enjoy permanent death if that's what you wanna do :/
kill yourself faggot
All this fucking stupid "oh look at me Im a whiny little bitch attention whore no one will ever love because Im a degenerate uhhh"-bullshit.
Im tired of it. Im tired of reading this premature shit. Every single fucking day one of you delusional kids is posting this fucking shit.
It reached a point where Im not even sure if this is bait, just copypasta or plain stupidity.
How about you take your time and actually THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
If you want hints on what is fun in life I give you an advice: you must find out for yourself what mingle your tingle. So get out and find it for yourself instead of asking stupid retards who will most eventually go either "fucking kill yourself" anyway or fall for your stupid bullshit and try to convince your otherwise
BESIDES THE FACT YOU ARENT EVEN GOING TO KILL YOURSELF
Anyway, if you want to do nice things in your life you havent even reached the point of no fucking return. If you would want to kill yourself FOR REAL you wouldnt ask to do x or what ever
BUT JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
KILL YOUR-FUCKING-SELF OP
OR GTFO